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Title: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 10, 2013, 04:00:09 PM
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)

Day one being homeless..... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477019)

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Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot heard about my problem and let me be his 24 hour business sitter I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think..

First thought is this could be a mole just toying with the DUmmies.

But if this is true, what the hell is this moron doing posting on the DUmp rather than trying to find a job? :mental:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: dane on September 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2013, 04:04:46 PM
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Response to Scuba (Reply #7)
Tue Sep 10, 2013, 03:00 PM
Goalie49009 (104 posts)

8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks

Sounds like Pitt and Taverner.

He doesn't need a job. Sounds like he already has a democrat's dream life.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2013, 04:07:31 PM
So, to get disability all you have to do is take 4 hour naps?
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: BattleHymn on September 10, 2013, 04:46:59 PM
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Star Member Tuesday Afternoon (47,266 posts)  Tue Sep 10, 2013, 04:41 PM

14. Have you contacted One Grass Root? the Wishadoo might can give you some help

You will find him here:

[some links]

Good luck to you Goalie

Wishadoo!  It works!  Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access. 

How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo?  How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 04:49:41 PM
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: dane on September 10, 2013, 04:54:05 PM
Wishadoo!  It works!  Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access. 

How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo?  How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
They are afraid to ask their parents to let a roommate share the basement.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: BattleHymn on September 10, 2013, 04:55:14 PM
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?

Yup.  Joplin, MO, to somewhere in Washington- I think Seattle.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
It's like Slingblade, only with free internet.

"Mustard 'n biscuits.  Mmm, hm."
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Gern on September 10, 2013, 05:09:31 PM

Ugh.  Disgusting.

"I'm homeless and can't work...but I can muster enough energy to type out a self pitying screed on DU and whine about it."
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: dutch508 on September 10, 2013, 05:14:23 PM
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?


yes!
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2013, 05:27:22 PM
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 10, 2013, 05:31:20 PM
Sounds like Ghoulie Numbers has a home to me.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: jtyangel on September 10, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)

8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks


Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: dutch508 on September 10, 2013, 05:55:15 PM

Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...

um... after he blacks out he just sits there?
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2013, 06:20:28 PM
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.


     I'd rather admit I'm homeless than reveal I'm an absolute moron, which they all do thousands of times a day.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: RobJohnson on September 10, 2013, 06:30:16 PM
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.

People open up to online friends, I guess. It sounds like he has a temporary roof over his head for now.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Freeper on September 10, 2013, 08:45:39 PM
And they say they are much smarter than we are.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Delmar on September 10, 2013, 08:57:47 PM
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I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think.

That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 09:03:24 PM
That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
Look at the bright side... no neighbors.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2013, 09:28:07 PM
That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
And a free bathroom and laundry.

That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.

Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Big Dog on September 10, 2013, 09:31:57 PM
And a free bathroom and laundry.

That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.

Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.

She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.

She may end in a Dumpster, for real.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Dori on September 10, 2013, 09:34:42 PM

 is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...

Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.  I have the same problem.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: diesel driver on September 11, 2013, 03:02:48 AM
She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.

She may end in a Dumpster, for real.

I hope so.

Maybe several of them.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Karin on September 11, 2013, 11:00:55 AM
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Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: USA4ME on September 11, 2013, 11:08:55 AM
What the chance we'll get a report on Day 2? A mesmerized public awaits.

 :popcorn:

.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Dori on September 11, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Gern on September 11, 2013, 11:24:20 AM
Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.  I have the same problem.

Har!
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Texacon on September 11, 2013, 11:46:09 AM
Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.  I have the same problem.

 :rotf:

^5

You should check on disability!

KC
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2013, 11:51:13 AM
Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
Yes indeed! The have a long rows of big stainless steel urinals. Each one has circular door about eighteen inches in diameter.

City winos have known about these laundromat urinals for decades.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Skul on September 11, 2013, 11:52:20 AM
Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
You means bath rooms?  :whatever:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Dori on September 11, 2013, 12:01:53 PM
You means bath rooms?  :whatever:

Yeah, those too... :-)
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2013, 03:34:34 PM
He's set for life if he can just resist robbing the coin boxes.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Billiam Pitts on October 15, 2013, 10:38:28 AM
Bobbolink's Buick might be available.

Will Pitt smashed Bobo da Hobo's buick in with a baseball bat after he beat the crap out of her.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2013, 11:17:06 AM
Bobbolink's Buick might be available.

If you don't mind the smell and the zombie-like rotting corpse in the back seat.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Skul on October 15, 2013, 12:00:25 PM
If you don't mind the smell and the zombie-like rotting corpse in the back seat.
Don't liberals smell the same, dead or alive?   :???:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Rebel on October 15, 2013, 12:17:38 PM
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)

free wifi

How is it free? I think we'd go a LONGGG way in this nation if we banned that damn term.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: SarasotaRepub on October 15, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
Bobbolink's Buick might be available.

Poor bobo, I wish she'd reappear. I wonder if a certain "Spirit Guide" could help...
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2013, 02:38:16 PM
How is it free? I think we'd go a LONGGG way in this nation if we banned that damn term.

Government provided = Free to the DUmbasses and liberals.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Gina on October 15, 2013, 03:28:38 PM
This reminds me of that Cat video where it has the sad male voice and he is going through the days  :lmao:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 15, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
Sorry guys, but if I ever end up being homeless you probably won't hear from me for a while, I'll have more important things, like finding a place to live, to worry about.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 15, 2013, 03:49:20 PM
Government provided = Free to the DUmbasses and liberals.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gJCWRCgxk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2013, 03:50:41 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gJCWRCgxk[/youtube]

Cute.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 15, 2013, 03:54:17 PM
Sorry guys, but if I ever end up being homeless you probably won't hear from me for a while, I'll have more important things, like finding a place to live, to worry about.

Whether or not is socially shameful, I would die of shame before revealing I was homeless.  But I would also die of shame before revealing I was on mood-leveling drugs, mooching off the government, getting pissed off when the government teat's milk doesn't meet my expectations, and so many shameful things (besides the obvious: being libtards).

I repeat: America died when shame was lost.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2013, 04:00:59 PM
I repeat: America died when shame was lost.

I believe you're right.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 15, 2013, 04:08:04 PM
Whether or not is socially shameful, I would die of shame before revealing I was homeless.  But I would also die of shame before revealing I was on mood-leveling drugs, mooching off the government, getting pissed off when the government teat's milk doesn't meet my expectations, and so many shameful things (besides the obvious: being libtards).

I repeat: America died when shame was lost.

Same here.  Also, as CR posted above, if I were to become homeless, you wouldn't see very much of me here.
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2013, 04:11:09 PM
Well, he ain't homeless and I guess it beats a Buick but not by much. ....and it's in moonbat country.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/tiny-homes--man-lives-in-self-built-hobbit-hole-in-rural-oregon-164837144.html?vp=1
Title: Re: Day one being homeless.....
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 15, 2013, 04:17:30 PM
Well, he ain't homeless and I guess it beats a Buick but not by much. ....and it's in moonbat country.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/tiny-homes--man-lives-in-self-built-hobbit-hole-in-rural-oregon-164837144.html?vp=1

He spends the "cooler months" surfing in Hawaii.  I have minimal patience for people who live in difficult situations by choice, and then make a big deal out of it.  It looks like he has a cozy, albeit small, living space.