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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on September 10, 2013, 04:00:09 PM
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)
Day one being homeless..... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477019)
Last edited Tue Sep 10, 2013, 02:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot heard about my problem and let me be his 24 hour business sitter I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think..
First thought is this could be a mole just toying with the DUmmies.
But if this is true, what the hell is this moron doing posting on the DUmp rather than trying to find a job? :mental:
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Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
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Response to Scuba (Reply #7)
Tue Sep 10, 2013, 03:00 PM
Goalie49009 (104 posts)
8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks
Sounds like Pitt and Taverner.
He doesn't need a job. Sounds like he already has a democrat's dream life.
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So, to get disability all you have to do is take 4 hour naps?
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Star Member Tuesday Afternoon (47,266 posts) Tue Sep 10, 2013, 04:41 PM
14. Have you contacted One Grass Root? the Wishadoo might can give you some help
You will find him here:
[some links]
Good luck to you Goalie
Wishadoo! It works! Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access.
How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo? How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
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Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?
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Wishadoo! It works! Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access.
How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo? How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
They are afraid to ask their parents to let a roommate share the basement.
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Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?
Yup. Joplin, MO, to somewhere in Washington- I think Seattle.
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It's like Slingblade, only with free internet.
"Mustard 'n biscuits. Mmm, hm."
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Ugh. Disgusting.
"I'm homeless and can't work...but I can muster enough energy to type out a self pitying screed on DU and whine about it."
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Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?
yes!
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Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?
I wouldn't.
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Sounds like Ghoulie Numbers has a home to me.
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)
8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks
Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time? :???:I'm confuzzled...
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Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time? :???:I'm confuzzled...
um... after he blacks out he just sits there?
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Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?
I wouldn't.
I'd rather admit I'm homeless than reveal I'm an absolute moron, which they all do thousands of times a day.
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Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?
I wouldn't.
People open up to online friends, I guess. It sounds like he has a temporary roof over his head for now.
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And they say they are much smarter than we are.
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I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think.
That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
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That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
Look at the bright side... no neighbors.
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That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
And a free bathroom and laundry.
That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.
Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.
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And a free bathroom and laundry.
That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.
Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.
She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.
She may end in a Dumpster, for real.
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is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time? :???:I'm confuzzled...
Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM. I have the same problem.
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She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.
She may end in a Dumpster, for real.
I hope so.
Maybe several of them. :naughty:
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Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot
:whistling:
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What the chance we'll get a report on Day 2? A mesmerized public awaits.
:popcorn:
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Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
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Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM. I have the same problem.
Har!
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Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM. I have the same problem.
:rotf:
^5
You should check on disability!
KC
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Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
Yes indeed! The have a long rows of big stainless steel urinals. Each one has circular door about eighteen inches in diameter.
City winos have known about these laundromat urinals for decades.
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Do laundry mats have bathrooms?
You means bath rooms? :whatever:
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You means bath rooms? :whatever:
Yeah, those too... :-)
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He's set for life if he can just resist robbing the coin boxes.
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Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
Will Pitt smashed Bobo da Hobo's buick in with a baseball bat after he beat the crap out of her.
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Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
If you don't mind the smell and the zombie-like rotting corpse in the back seat.
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If you don't mind the smell and the zombie-like rotting corpse in the back seat.
Don't liberals smell the same, dead or alive? :???:
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)
free wifi
How is it free? I think we'd go a LONGGG way in this nation if we banned that damn term.
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Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
Poor bobo, I wish she'd reappear. I wonder if a certain "Spirit Guide" could help...
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How is it free? I think we'd go a LONGGG way in this nation if we banned that damn term.
Government provided = Free to the DUmbasses and liberals.
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This reminds me of that Cat video where it has the sad male voice and he is going through the days :lmao:
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Sorry guys, but if I ever end up being homeless you probably won't hear from me for a while, I'll have more important things, like finding a place to live, to worry about.
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Government provided = Free to the DUmbasses and liberals.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gJCWRCgxk[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gJCWRCgxk[/youtube]
Cute. :lmao:
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Sorry guys, but if I ever end up being homeless you probably won't hear from me for a while, I'll have more important things, like finding a place to live, to worry about.
Whether or not is socially shameful, I would die of shame before revealing I was homeless. But I would also die of shame before revealing I was on mood-leveling drugs, mooching off the government, getting pissed off when the government teat's milk doesn't meet my expectations, and so many shameful things (besides the obvious: being libtards).
I repeat: America died when shame was lost.
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I repeat: America died when shame was lost.
I believe you're right.
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Whether or not is socially shameful, I would die of shame before revealing I was homeless. But I would also die of shame before revealing I was on mood-leveling drugs, mooching off the government, getting pissed off when the government teat's milk doesn't meet my expectations, and so many shameful things (besides the obvious: being libtards).
I repeat: America died when shame was lost.
Same here. Also, as CR posted above, if I were to become homeless, you wouldn't see very much of me here.
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Well, he ain't homeless and I guess it beats a Buick but not by much. ....and it's in moonbat country.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/tiny-homes--man-lives-in-self-built-hobbit-hole-in-rural-oregon-164837144.html?vp=1
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Well, he ain't homeless and I guess it beats a Buick but not by much. ....and it's in moonbat country.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/tiny-homes--man-lives-in-self-built-hobbit-hole-in-rural-oregon-164837144.html?vp=1
He spends the "cooler months" surfing in Hawaii. I have minimal patience for people who live in difficult situations by choice, and then make a big deal out of it. It looks like he has a cozy, albeit small, living space.