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Title: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2013, 02:46:25 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115730677

Oh my.

You know, I'm starting to wonder if perhaps Granny from Arkansas should take over the cooking and baking forum; it's true that dear sweet old Lu has improved--some--the past few months, but perhaps the forum needs some new blood, some new leadership.

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Arkansas Granny (15,242 posts)    Sun Sep 1, 2013, 01:16 PM

Looking for a good oatmeal pancake?

I got a hankering for pancakes this morning and discovered that I didn't have any oatmeal. However, I did have some granola. I threw a handful of granola in with the wet ingredients and let it set while I got everything else ready and heated the griddle. Then I just mixed everything together and cooked as usual.
 
Wow! I guess that because the oats were toasted in the granola baking process, it made the flavor more intense and kept the cakes from being heavy or soggy.
 
The granola I have doesn't have large "nuggets". If it did, I would break it up a bit first.

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BainsBane (16,094 posts)    Sun Sep 1, 2013, 02:31 PM

1. I've never put oatmeal in pancakes. Here's my favorite recipe

It's excellent.

INGREDIENTS:
3 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons white sugar
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
3 cups buttermilk
1/2 cup milk
3 eggs
1/3 cup butter, melted

DIRECTIONS:
1. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, beat together buttermilk, milk, eggs and melted butter. Keep the two mixtures separate until you are ready to cook.
 2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. You can flick water across the surface and if it beads up and sizzles, it's ready!
 3. Pour the wet mixture into the dry mixture, using a wooden spoon or fork to blend. Stir until it's just blended together. Do not over stir! Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/2 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
 
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe-Tools/Print/Recipe.aspx?recipeID=24530&origin=detail&servings=12&metric=false

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Arkansas Granny (15,242 posts)    Sun Sep 1, 2013, 02:51 PM

2. That recipe would make quite a stack.

I have made oatmeal pancakes before, but I used regular oatmeal. They were ok, but the oats always had that uncooked taste. The ones I made this morning had a toasty, nutty flavor.

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BainsBane (16,094 posts)    Sun Sep 1, 2013, 02:52 PM

3. Oh I always cut it down

to the proportions for one egg. All recipes even has a function where you can convert to smaller serving sizes.
 
I've made buckweat pancakes, never oatmeal. Perhaps I'll try it sometime.

<<<had pancakes this morning at the bar in town; I dunno what kind, though.  To me, pancakes are pancakes are pancakes.  But rather than pouring hot syrup on them, I dump heaps of sour cream on top.
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2013, 03:35:53 PM
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BainsBane (16,094 posts)    Sun Sep 1, 2013, 02:31 PM

1. I've never put oatmeal in pancakes. Here's my favorite recipe

It's excellent.

INGREDIENTS:
3 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons white sugar
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
3 cups buttermilk
1/2 cup milk
1 cup cooked peas
3 eggs
1/3 cup butter, melted

I didn't realize how repulsive that recipe is until I read it closely.
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2013, 03:42:28 PM

I didn't realize how repulsive that recipe is until I read it closely.

It's a set-up, deliberate sabotage by the primitives.

Remember, the primitives in the cooking and baking forum don't like us, even though we're nice people, and they've been planting purposely-repulsive recipes, hoping we'll fall for it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: Delmar on September 01, 2013, 03:44:34 PM

I didn't realize how repulsive that recipe is until I read it closely.

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1 cup cooked peas

That has got to be a typo.
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2013, 03:45:44 PM
That has got to be a typo.

It's deliberate; it's our counter-espionage to their espionage.

The primitives think they're s-o-o-o-o-o-o smart.....
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: Skul on September 01, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
Good grief. Oatmeal/water/milk. Cook. Add whatever. Eat.
Why do primitives have to be so pretentious. Geez.
Next, it's Perryair water and organic goats milk as a Constitutional right.
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 01, 2013, 05:58:07 PM
That has got to be a typo.

Here's what they probably mean:

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1 cup cooked peas pee

:bolt: :runaway:
Title: Re: primitives discuss oatmeal pancakes
Post by: Skul on September 01, 2013, 06:29:02 PM
Here's what they probably mean:
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1 cup cooked peas pee
:bolt: :runaway:
They'd scorch//burn it.
Some could screw up a glass of water.