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Title: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 15, 2013, 02:04:33 PM
DUmmy Dennis The Menace, a professionally, officially diagnosed lunatic, shows signs of sliding over the edge just in time for a great DOTY campaign. Let's hope this is the start of somethng big:
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Thu Aug 15, 2013, 06:46 AM
Denninmi (5,981 posts)

I need just a few of your vibes, please.
I know I have done really well bringing myself back from the brink last year, but I now find that I am having anxiety and really vivid memories of past traumas coming back. A lot lower level than last year, but enough I am spooked by it. Last night I had a session with my trainer, and he could tell something was wrong, kept asking me if I was ok, and at one point it got to me and I kind of had to fight back the tears. I was able to do,it so he didn't notice.
 
I know I have to deal with this. I have an appt this morning with the psychiatrist. As much as I desperately want a 100% squeaky clean bill of mental health that states "this guy is about 1000% sane" I have to nip this in the bud NOW before it gets out of control. So, I have to tell her and see what we can do about it.
 
I can handle a few roadbumps, just not a full on 110 MPH car crash.

Hi and TIA. My anxious angst filled PTSD self thanks you for your ongoing support.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018456962


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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Aug 15, 2013, 06:54 AM
Rhiannon12866 (58,028 posts)

2. Sending you positive thoughts and wishes
Just remember that you have the force of DU with you.

The force of DU!! If that doesn't send the nut over the edge, nothing will.


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Thu Aug 15, 2013, 01:38 PM
Denninmi (5,981 posts)

5. Yeah, I got back from my appointment.
That's pretty much what she said. It's something that is burnt into my memory, the time of year, situations, etc. are bringing it up, and I am sensitive to that anyway.
 
We are just staying the course. Her exact words: It's just anxiety. Anxiety isn't dangerous. It can be very uncomfortable, but it won't hurt you. If you need to cry, cry. If you vomit, you vomit. Just remember it will pass and you will be ok."

DUmmy Dennis the Menace is a jackwagon. He needs to chug on over to namby-pamby land.



DUmmy hedgehog is as crazy as Dennis:
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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Aug 15, 2013, 02:22 PM
hedgehog (31,031 posts)

9. You've made a significant step recognizing that what your feeling is coming from inside
rather than outside. I usually go through this certain times of the year, and when I can step back and realize that I was at a low point on my annual cycle, it helps a lot.



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Thu Aug 15, 2013, 02:37 PM
Denninmi (5,981 posts)

10. I love you all.
Thanks so much for the support, and for making me feel like a "normal" guy again. It helps a lot, more than you can know.
You're not a "normal" guy, Dennis, you are a professionally, officially diagnosed lunatic, and always will be.



Poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith really likes Dennis the Menace. As she mumbles and bumbles her way along the steaming August sidewalks, bundled in three overcoats, he makes her feel more normal:
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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Aug 15, 2013, 02:38 PM
grasswire (37,443 posts)

11. Denn, I've been meaning to tell you...
....that your postings have helped me to understand what a family member of mine has gone through in the last few years, coming to grips with childhood abuse and spousal abuse. Thank you for your courage and your transparency here.
 
Of course we are here for you, all the way.

And are you doing walnuts this year?

Dennis isn't "doing" nuts. He "is" nuts.
 


Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: USA4ME on August 15, 2013, 02:11:57 PM
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Denninmi

As much as I desperately want a 100% squeaky clean bill of mental health that states "this guy is about 1000% sane"...

You're a liberal. No liberal will ever get "a 100% squeaky clean bill of mental health" unless handed to them by another liberal who, in turn, could never get "a 100% squeaky clean bill of mental health" from someone truly qualified to make that determination, that someone never being a liberal.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: Skul on August 15, 2013, 02:22:15 PM
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If you need to cry, cry. If you vomit, you vomit. Just remember it will pass and you will be ok."
What is this fruitcake, a walking ad for liberal anti-rape techniques?
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: 67 Rover on August 15, 2013, 02:47:59 PM
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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Aug 15, 2013, 06:54 AM
Rhiannon12866 (58,028 posts)

2. Sending you positive thoughts and wishes
Just remember that you have the force of DU with you.


I think they mean the Schwartz of DU is with you,  Ludicrous speed ahead.

We have gone to rainbow.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2013, 02:52:02 PM
I'll contribute a picture of hands:

(http://alittlebitdifferent.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/dirty-working-hands-green-grass1.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 15, 2013, 03:06:11 PM
I'll contribute a picture of hands:

(http://alittlebitdifferent.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/dirty-working-hands-green-grass1.jpg)

A curse upon the DUmmies..... a picture of Conservative hands
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: franksolich on August 15, 2013, 03:35:02 PM
Uh.....

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.....I desperately want a 100% squeaky clean bill of mental health that states "this guy is about 1000% sane".....

Now, Dennis the Menace has already been told plenty of times--he can choose to be sane, or he can choose to remain a primitive.

He can't be both things at the same time.  Only one thing or the other.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 15, 2013, 04:14:28 PM
Here's a positive thought for you Den:  Just ****ing die already, please.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 15, 2013, 04:35:34 PM
Speaking of crazy, I'm reminded of DUmmy UGP's best comment in years:

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Later I cried my eyes out in mike's truck going to petsmart to get frozen rats for my snake.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 15, 2013, 06:29:47 PM
Okay, I hardly read anything written here and so my advice is probably the best:

Dear DUmmie Dennis the Menace, acquire The Little Book of Calm and eat it.

Then you will be in an inner state of unity of The Little Book of Calm and your anxiety shall be vanquished.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: Bad Dog on August 15, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
I like the psychiatrist's advice.  Cry, pule and soil yourself but always remember you are "normal".  I'm thinking Denny is going to make a good run for us.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: Aristotelian on August 16, 2013, 08:12:23 AM
We predicted this a little while back - the inevitable crash...going to be some interesting stuff on the way down.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 16, 2013, 11:50:38 AM
What Dennis needs is some play time...........................in the street.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 16, 2013, 12:08:43 PM
What Dennis needs is some play time...........................in the street.

Preferably a busy one, at rush hour.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: 67 Rover on August 16, 2013, 12:19:18 PM
Preferably a busy one, at rush hour.

In India
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 17, 2013, 06:04:55 AM
In India

I'd take Bristol, say, next Saturday night.
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 17, 2013, 09:31:01 AM
We predicted this a little while back - the inevitable crash...going to be some interesting stuff on the way down.

If he runs true to form, we will then get a month's worth of postings about how he blew through a bunch more money that he didn't have buying toys to make him feel better, and is now being hounded by those mean people from the banks that sent him credit card bills he's too depressed and afraid to open.

 :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Cracking Up Again
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 17, 2013, 07:14:30 PM
Here's a positive thought for you Den:  Just ****ing die already, please.

I second that thought, DAT!!!!!