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Title: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: dandi on August 05, 2013, 05:28:57 PM
... and Obama made her sleep on the wet spot.

 :bawl:


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darkangel218 (6,059 posts)

I broke up with my bf because of my political aliegence.

Last edited Mon Aug 5, 2013, 06:19 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
left my fiends.

Moved far far away. contributed as much as I could.

Proudly displayed my Obama/Biden sticker for months..

Contribued to the campaign with time and money.

to be told, nothing has changed. We still kill innocent people. we still don't give a **** about the homeless and the poor.

Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??

Trully yours, DA.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023410042

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darkangel218 (6,060 posts)
6. How about the affordable health care? quit killing innocent people?

help the envioroment? help the education and infrastructure? raise minimum wage??

hello?

You don't bring me flowers ... anymoooooore

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quinnox (16,906 posts)
3. I'm sorry to hear that

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I agree that Obama has turned out to be a massive disappointment. Maybe it is time to start looking past him, to 2016. Unless he has a progressive vision/revelation. I doubt he will change much in the meantime.

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ProdigalJunkMail (10,388 posts)
2. please don't take this the wrong way

as i certainly understand your desire to be with likeminded people... however, no politician is worth losing friends, family or lovers over. if the ideals are too different, then yeah, i get it... but politicians are NOT about ideals. they are about getting elected, re-elected and supporting those who gave them shitloads of money.

Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Bad Dog on August 05, 2013, 05:36:00 PM
"left my fiends."  Isn't it funny how a small spelling error can really amp up the humor in a lame story.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: ChuckJ on August 05, 2013, 05:48:16 PM
,and instead of screwing her he screwed the whole country.   <---the rest of the title?

Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 05, 2013, 05:48:48 PM
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quinnox (16,906 posts)
3. I'm sorry to hear that

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I agree that Obama has turned out to be a massive disappointment

There is a lesson there.   Hellll-ooooooooooo?

Your entire worldview is adolescent fantasy nonsense.

Taking notes?

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ProdigalJunkMail (10,388 posts)
2. please don't take this the wrong way

as i certainly understand your desire to be with likeminded people... however, no politician is worth losing friends, family or lovers over. if the ideals are too different, then yeah, i get it... but politicians are NOT about ideals. they are about getting elected, re-elected and supporting those who gave them shitloads of money.

...and yet, you helmet children act like love-struck six year-olds, in the presence of Marxist frauds.


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darkangel218 (6,059 posts)

Permanent psychosis. 
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: ChuckJ on August 05, 2013, 06:00:20 PM
My wife's dog is smarter than this bunch.

Statement to DUmmie: If you vote for me I'll give you a treat.
DUmmie's response: Yeaaaaaa! <then votes>

Statement to my wife's dog: If you sit I'll give you a treat.
Dog's response: Yeaaaaaa! <then sits>

After not receiving the promised treat....

Statement to DUmmie: If you vote for me again I'll really give you a treat this time.
DUmmie's response: Yeaaaaa! <then votes>

Statement to my wife's dog: If you sit again I'll really give you a treat this time.
Dog's response: I'm not stupid, asshole, and I'm not falling for your treat trick again <then walks away>
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 05, 2013, 06:43:52 PM
"Dear DarkAngel,
No, and stop calling me, do restraining orders mean nothing to you?  It's OVER.  O-V-E-R.  That money was a gift, I don't owe you anything, according to my lawyer, Eric. 
Who the f*** gave you my number this time, anyway?
Yours never ever ever,
Barack Obama"

 :lmao:
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Carl on August 05, 2013, 08:15:36 PM
Has it self deleted the thread yet?
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: jukin on August 05, 2013, 08:46:55 PM
Lucky boyfriend.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: DefiantSix on August 06, 2013, 12:12:58 AM
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darkangel218 (6,059 posts)

...We still kill innocent people...

Yes. Yes y'all do. Over 50 million and counting.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002812_4932753432240_1293062665_n.jpg)

 :ownit:
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Zathras on August 06, 2013, 01:13:55 AM
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darkangel218

Contributed to the campaign with time and money.

I guess this DUmbass has never heard the saying "A fool and their money are soon parted".
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: txradioguy on August 06, 2013, 01:21:23 AM
"Dear DarkAngel,
No, and stop calling me, do restraining orders mean nothing to you?  It's OVER.  O-V-E-R.  That money was a gift, I don't owe you anything, according to my lawyer, Eric. 
Who the f*** gave you my number this time, anyway?
Yours never ever ever,
Barack Obama"

 :lmao:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: hillneck on August 06, 2013, 06:04:08 AM
Has it self deleted the thread yet?

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darkangel218 (6,103 posts)

This message was self-deleted by its author

This message was self-deleted by its author (darkangel218) on Tue Aug 6, 2013, 03:30 AM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.
 


As predictable as always.     :rotf:
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Gina on August 06, 2013, 06:40:55 AM
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darkangel218 (6,059 posts)
Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??


and Obama said "No, thanks for the screw though.  I'll call you"
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Big Dog on August 06, 2013, 06:52:21 AM

As predictable as always.     :rotf:

That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 06, 2013, 06:55:59 AM
That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.

Now where's the tanker truck of mind bleach? :runaway: :puke:
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2013, 07:37:46 AM
That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.[/b]

Now I would call that being able to stick it to the man.....but I wouldn't do her or Che.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: Rebel on August 06, 2013, 08:21:09 AM
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darkangel218 (6,059 posts)

Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??

Trully yours, DA.

No, Dumb Ass, he's going to vacation more.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
No, Dumb Ass, he's going to vacation more.

"The new president is a *&^%$##(*)&%@!$%^."...... "What did he say?"......"He said the new president is a &^%()&%$#@^!&^*."

....and he's living it up like a drunken one with a stolen credit card.
Title: Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
Post by: jukin on August 06, 2013, 11:35:45 AM
I guess this DUmbass has never heard the saying "A fool and their money are soon parted".

Sadly, in this case, "A fool and our welfare money are soon parted."