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Current Events => Terrorism In the US and Around the World => Topic started by: CG6468 on July 30, 2013, 10:13:11 AM
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Syrian Fatwa Ordered Against Evil…Crescent Rolls
July 29, 2013 by Ben Bullard
A new fatwa in the Syrian city of Aleppo targets people who dare to eat croissants.
According to an interview at China’s English-language Sina news website, one man who’s frustrated with the growing post-revolutionary power of Islamist extremists in Syria explains how fundamentalists are tightening their grip on local rule to an absurd extent.
“Al-Nusra Front fighters come up every day with a new unimaginable fatwa, or religious edict,†such as the fatwa against croissants, said the Syrian, identified only as “Ahmed.†The fundamentalists claim croissants are particularly relished by European infidels as a celebratory food (because of their “symbolic†crescent shape), which they allegedly tear into with gusto to commemorate historic victories over the Muslims.
Syrians originally inspired by a revolution they hoped would ensure stability and expanded freedoms are now taking to the internet to criticize al-Nusra’s growing intolerance of behaviors that fall outside various factions’ interpretations of sharia law. Other recent fatwas have involved women drivers, unveiled young girls, smoking and even listening to music.
Take your fatwas and pound them up your ass (http://personalliberty.com/2013/07/29/syrian-fatwa-ordered-against-evilcrescent-rolls/)
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That's gotta be a joke. But then again I put nothing past the muzzies.
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:wtf2: :mental:
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I'm going to buy some croissants just to piss this moron off. :popcorn:
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I'm going to buy some croissants just to piss this moron off. :popcorn:
I'll buy the Ham and Bacon
. We'll have sandwiches.
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That's gotta be a joke. But then again I put nothing past the muzzies.
Joke? C'mon now we're talking about a religion/death cult that rioted over a cartoon.
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Joke? C'mon now we're talking about a religion/death cult that rioted over a cartoon.
How dare you, you racist. RELIGION OF DEATH? You mean the cult that decapitates, imprisons women if they are raped, won't let women drive, Butchers unsuspecting British soldiers walking down the street, uses it's children as suicide bombers. You mean the RELIGION OF PEACE. There I fixed that for you. DON'T EVER make that mistake again.
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How dare you, you racist. RELIGION OF DEATH? You mean the cult that decapitates, imprisons women if they are raped, won't let women drive, Butchers unsuspecting British soldiers walking down the street, uses it's children as suicide bombers. You mean the RELIGION OF PEACE. There I fixed that for you. DON'T EVER make that mistake again.
Oh my. How could I have been sooo misinformed?! Thank you thank you for making me see the error in my ways.
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“Al-Nusra Front fighters come up every day with a new unimaginable fatwa, or religious edict,†such as the fatwa against croissants, said the Syrian, identified only as “Ahmed.â€
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb40/BECKESTER1111/Funnies/Achmed2.jpg)
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Oh my. How could I have been sooo misinformed?! Thank you thank you for making me see the error in my ways.
It's what I do. You know that.
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Take your fatwas and pound them up your ass
I don't know if that would work, with them widening their anus's.
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Wait 'til they find out about pretzels and hot cross buns!
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I don't know if that would work, with them widening their anus's.
Solution? Use a bigger hammer.
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Wait 'til they find out about pretzels and hot cross buns!
:ohnoes:
Wasn't there a fatwa against the white squiggle on top of the hostess cupcakes?
Then there was this one; :whatever:
a Muslim cleric “residing in Europe†issued a, well, interesting fatwa, or religious ruling, banning Muslim women from touching bananas or cucumbers: “He said that these fruits and vegetables ‘resemble the male penis’ and hence could arouse women or ‘make them think of sex,’â€
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/10/the-fatwa-against-women-touching-bananas-and-other-stupid-islamic-orders.html
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Syrian Fatwa Ordered Against Evil…Crescent Rolls
The fundamentalists claim croissants are particularly relished by European infidels as a celebratory food (because of their “symbolic†crescent shape), which they allegedly tear into with gusto to commemorate historic victories over the Muslims.
:thatsright: DOH! I've been doing it all wrong! I've been drinking beer and eating bacon to commemorate historic victories over Muslims. I should have been using croissants all along!
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:thatsright: DOH! I've been doing it all wrong! I've been drinking beer and eating bacon to commemorate historic victories over Muslims. I should have been using croissants all along!
And I've been using them for ham Sandwiches.