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Title: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:14:51 PM
The lounge is so dead without my "schades"

Discuss

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2008, 10:17:31 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:

They might of fell off in the pool.

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2008, 10:21:57 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:

They might of fell off in the pool.



No, I will not comment.....  :rotf:

How was the shrwim?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:22:45 PM
Things are much better now....the Schades are in the house!

You are my only ray of sunshine today.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:24:06 PM
This ain't the Motel 6.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2008, 10:27:31 PM
Not to worry Undies... I have this under control.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:29:04 PM
This ain't the Motel 6.

Thanks for leaving the light on!

(http://www.dogfriendly.com/server/newsletters/images/part1_motel6winemucca.jpg)

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:30:25 PM
This ain't the Motel 6.

Thanks for leaving the light on!

(http://www.dogfriendly.com/server/newsletters/images/part1_motel6winemucca.jpg)



That ain't the light.  That's Schades pants glowing.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:

They might of fell off in the pool.



No, I will not comment.....  :rotf:

How was the shrwim?

reverse traverse
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:38:15 PM


That ain't the light.  That's Schades pants glowing.

BEG will not be happy about this.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2008, 10:39:52 PM
I am mesmerized by this thread.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:42:04 PM


That ain't the light.  That's Schades pants glowing.

BEG will not be happy about this.

BEG won't notice.  She's busy quilting a custom pool cover.  Summer's over in 13 short weeks.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:44:30 PM


That ain't the light.  That's Schades pants glowing.

BEG will not be happy about this.

BEG won't notice.  She's busy quilting a custom pool cover.  Summer's over in 13 short weeks.

That is not a pool cover, its a cover for my new one person tub.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:45:40 PM
I am mesmerized by this thread.  :evillaugh:

It is shiny!
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Miss Mia on June 17, 2008, 10:47:00 PM
This thread =  :lmao:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
I want one of those bathtubs with the power door locks.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:57:20 PM
I really don't think we should be talking about BEG when she is not here.

If you guys want to, go ahead, I'll sit it out.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:59:21 PM
I really don't think we should be talking about BEG when she is not here.

If you guys want to, go ahead, I'll sit it out.

 ^ ^ ^ DANGER! Nose bleed alert!  High Road traveler!
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 11:02:06 PM
This is just not right, she is not even here.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2008, 11:12:56 PM
Ok good night....  :p
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 11:14:19 PM
I just have this bad feeling.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 11:17:55 PM
Why did you bring her up? 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 11:19:16 PM
Why did you bring her up? 

Sure, try and spin this back on me.

I have you all figured out.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 11:22:08 PM
Why did you bring her up? 

Sure, try and spin this back on me.

I have you all figured out.

Evading the question?  :tongue: 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 11:25:52 PM
BEG will clearly see it.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 11:28:23 PM
We will be lucky if she ever posts here again.

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: morningAngel on June 17, 2008, 11:37:50 PM
Things are much better now....the Schades are in the house!

You are my only ray of sunshine today.
:hammer:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: BEG on June 18, 2008, 07:51:17 AM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 08:00:52 AM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: BEG on June 18, 2008, 08:04:02 AM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 08:05:09 AM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

They were good at it.  They'd been telling the same lie for 15 years before I was born.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: BEG on June 18, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

They were good at it.  They'd been telling the same lie for 15 years before I was born.

I know, they played it well.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 12:54:23 PM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

 :ohsnap:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 01:12:53 PM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

 :ohsnap:

 :rotf:

Don't encourage her.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 01:20:32 PM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

 :ohsnap:

 :rotf:

Don't encourage her.

I knew she would be upset, so that is why I stayed out of it.

I had pecan pie with my breakfast buffet today....is that a sin?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
Bastards, all ya'll are Bastages. 

Nuh-uh.  My parents were married to each other.   

That's what you think, they just told you that.

 :ohsnap:

 :rotf:

Don't encourage her.

I knew she would be upset, so that is why I stayed out of it.

I had pecan pie with my breakfast buffet today....is that a sin?

Was it offered on the buffet?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 01:36:34 PM


Was it offered on the buffet?

They had already took down the waffle station and replaced it with pie.

I asked, she said "help yourself"

$4.99 plus tax, included my ice tea......and pie.....
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 01:43:14 PM


Was it offered on the buffet?

They had already took down the waffle station and replaced it with pie.

I asked, she said "help yourself"

$4.99 plus tax, included my ice tea......and pie.....
I've researched, and *no* - it was not a sin.   
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 01:47:36 PM


Was it offered on the buffet?

They had already took down the waffle station and replaced it with pie.

I asked, she said "help yourself"

$4.99 plus tax, included my ice tea......and pie.....
I've researched, and *no* - it was not a sin.   

 :-)

I don't think they bake their own pies, but whoever is making them, did a nice job...

I did not even gamble!
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 01:55:40 PM


Was it offered on the buffet?

They had already took down the waffle station and replaced it with pie.

I asked, she said "help yourself"

$4.99 plus tax, included my ice tea......and pie.....
I've researched, and *no* - it was not a sin.   

 :-)

I don't think they bake their own pies, but whoever is making them, did a nice job...

I did not even gamble!

Last week while we were staying at Sam's Town we never made it downstairs in time for breakfast.  Breakfast was all but over by 9:30.  So we went to IHOP.  No pie. 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 02:10:32 PM




I have heard good things about Sam's Town. I have never been to one.

How was your stay?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2008, 02:22:57 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:

(http://www.howardabrams.com/other/Sydney/TannerGlasses1.jpg)
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2008, 02:24:32 PM
I am mesmerized by this thread.  :evillaugh:

You might be now, for sure:

(http://www.smart-kit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/yellow-blue-dot-illusion.jpg)
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 02:28:08 PM




I have heard good things about Sam's Town. I have never been to one.

How was your stay?

I like it.  Sam's Town bought the hotel and casino from Harrah's.  This is in Shreveport, btw.  It is nicer now than when it was Harrah's and it was nice then too.  

We had two free nights to use, so we spent them in room 818 overlooking the Red River, which was kind of brown during our visit.  It's hard to judge how wide that river is until you see a boat on it.

We left with almost-to-the-penny the same amount of money we had when we arrived.  I'll take that and be happy.

It was a great time.  I love tootling around Shreveport.    
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 04:00:41 PM
Did you leave them on your "johnson"?  :lmao:

(http://www.howardabrams.com/other/Sydney/TannerGlasses1.jpg)

I think you found them!

I still would like to try on the other Schades and check the fit.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 04:11:02 PM




I have heard good things about Sam's Town. I have never been to one.

How was your stay?

I like it.  Sam's Town bought the hotel and casino from Harrah's.  This is in Shreveport, btw.  It is nicer now than when it was Harrah's and it was nice then too.  

We had two free nights to use, so we spent them in room 818 overlooking the Red River, which was kind of brown during our visit.  It's hard to judge how wide that river is until you see a boat on it.

We left with almost-to-the-penny the same amount of money we had when we arrived.  I'll take that and be happy.

It was a great time.  I love tootling around Shreveport.    

Wow, sounds really nice. Especially the river view.

Break even trips are even nicer!




Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 05:44:25 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 05:55:28 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.

You're the nervous sort, aren't you?  BEG's not a porcelain doll.  She doesn't crack easily.  She's smart and intuitive and she knows who her friends are. 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.

You're the nervous sort, aren't you?  BEG's not a porcelain doll.  She doesn't crack easily.  She's smart and intuitive and she knows who her friends are. 

I am just not comfortable while you continue to talk about her.

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2008, 06:20:08 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.

You're the nervous sort, aren't you?  BEG's not a porcelain doll.  She doesn't crack easily.  She's smart and intuitive and she knows who her friends are. 

Oh, and hawt.  Did anyone mention that she is hawt?  Also, she has almost grown kids and she STILL is hawt.

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 06:27:26 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.

You're the nervous sort, aren't you?  BEG's not a porcelain doll.  She doesn't crack easily.  She's smart and intuitive and she knows who her friends are. 

I am just not comfortable while you continue to talk about her.


BEG BEG BEG BEG BEG BEG BEG BEG
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 06:32:23 PM
The ramifications scare me.

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
The ramifications scare me.



I had a ramification scare me once.  It was wearing an Ed Asner mask. 
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 06:41:25 PM
BEG will not be happy when she logs in and finds this in the fight club.

I am sure this thread is why she has not been around today.

I am worried about how upset she is.

Too bad others don't care about her.
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: BEG on June 18, 2008, 07:13:06 PM
I am alot more comfortable now that you guys have quit talking about BEG when she is not online.

You're the nervous sort, aren't you?  BEG's not a porcelain doll.  She doesn't crack easily.  She's smart and intuitive and she knows who her friends are. 


Yeah and I know you are one of them.   :-*
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 19, 2008, 10:00:56 AM
I made an important medical discovery about 1 AM today.....

Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: BEG on June 19, 2008, 10:05:01 AM
I made an important medical discovery about 1 AM today.....



Do we really want to know what it is?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: Lord Undies on June 19, 2008, 10:10:37 AM
I made an important medical discovery about 1 AM today.....



Does this have anything to do with Frank's thick toenails?
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 19, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
I made an important medical discovery about 1 AM today.....



Do we really want to know what it is?

I am still trying to put it into scientific terms
Title: Re: It's bright in here....anyone seen my SCHADES?
Post by: RobJohnson on June 19, 2008, 10:12:58 AM
I made an important medical discovery about 1 AM today.....



Does this have anything to do with Frank's thick toenails?

No, it has to due with a national pizza chain's buffallo chicken tender sauce and regularity.....