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Title: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: Freeper on July 25, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
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rsmith6621 (6,717 posts)

i Think I May Like My New CEO.


 
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Started a new job this past Monday. Yesterday the CEO cam and spoke to us new hires in training.

My new boss(CEO) may actually be leaning liberal. He talks of environmental responsibility in liberal speak. Talks about how the company is on target to have the entire fleet on natural gas. Provides employees a means to make additional income without working more than the scheduled 40 hours, and is working towards reducing the amount of paper through implementation in to technology.

He is a proponent of public transportation, loves the idea of high speed rail and the expansion of electric power cars. He is for wind and solar energy and has plans to convert the HQ over to that in the next 3 years.

Encourages employees to be involved in picking trash up in their community's.

Also said that anyone who listens to Foxnews should have their heads examine if you really believe that is informative.

Best of all he provides an opportunity for employees to pay THEMSELVES more $$$ without working more than 40 hours.

Yep I think this guy and some employees are speaking my favorite language.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023343016

We need to bookmark this thread, odds are good Rsmith numbers will be posting about his repuke CEO before too long, right after he gets fired.

 
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: USA4ME on July 25, 2013, 09:32:39 PM
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rsmith6621

Also said that anyone who listens to Foxnews should have their heads examine if you really believe that is informative.

 :whatever:

Look you loser, if you're gonna do a bouncy, don't be so stinkin' obvious.

.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023343016

We need to bookmark this thread, odds are good Rsmith numbers will be posting about his repuke CEO before too long, right after he gets fired.
The chances that DUmmy rsmithnumbers has a job are slim and none.

This is pure bouncy.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: Texacon on July 25, 2013, 10:19:54 PM
HAHAHAHA!!  rsmithnumbers is working a 'piece work' manufacturing job!  Wait until he finds out he must make 'time' in 3 months or hit the road.

KC
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: obumazombie on July 26, 2013, 12:35:41 AM
How many bongs ?
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: diesel driver on July 26, 2013, 04:28:38 AM
How many bongs ?

negative infinity.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 26, 2013, 06:50:02 AM
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rsmith6621 (6,717 posts)

i Think I May Like My New CEO.


 
Last edited Thu Jul 25, 2013, 10:01 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)


Started a new job this past Monday. Yesterday the CEO cam and spoke to us new hires in training.

My new boss(CEO) may actually be leaning liberal. He talks of environmental responsibility in liberal speak. Talks about how the company is on target to have the entire fleet on natural gas. Provides employees a means to make additional income without working more than the scheduled 40 hours, and is working towards reducing the amount of paper through implementation in to technology.

He is a proponent of public transportation, loves the idea of high speed rail and the expansion of electric power cars. He is for wind and solar energy and has plans to convert the HQ over to that in the next 3 years.
In four years the CEO will have been replaced by one who did not piss away the company's $$$ on eco dreams.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: Skul on July 26, 2013, 08:04:08 AM
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Best of all he provides an opportunity for employees to pay THEMSELVES more $$$ without working more than 40 hours.  :jerkit: :jerkit:
I'm sure there are ways of doing that. Most are illegal and/or unethical.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: jukin on July 26, 2013, 12:02:35 PM
A leftist wet dream CEO? I don't think so.

1/2 bong for getting every leftist talking point in on labor and ecomania into this fictional company and CEO.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 26, 2013, 01:18:17 PM
If I hired into a company and then discovered the CEO is a moonbat like this fiction from the addled brain of rsmithnumbers, I'd start a panicked search for a new job.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: Skul on July 26, 2013, 02:43:04 PM
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Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Thu Jul 25, 2013, 10:23 PM

House of Roberts (233 posts)

1. Which European country are you in?
 
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Response to House of Roberts (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 25, 2013, 10:35 PM

rsmith6621 (6,718 posts)

3. Washington State
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Nuff said.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: delilahmused on July 26, 2013, 03:24:14 PM
A CEO doesn't get to that level by being concerned about what kinds of TV shows/channels his employees watch. If he has time to care, he has time to do his job better.

Probably more like DUmmie breakroom sex...they go back and forth name repeating liberal code words to each other until one or both creams their jeans.

Cindie
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 26, 2013, 05:06:52 PM
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Also said that anyone who listens to Foxnews should have their heads examine if you really believe that is informative.

 :bouncy:

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He is a proponent of public transportation,


It has its place, nimrod.

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loves the idea of high speed rail and the expansion of electric power cars. He is for wind and solar energy and has plans to convert the HQ over to that in the next 3 years.

 :bouncy:

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Best of all he provides an opportunity for employees to pay THEMSELVES more $$$ without working more than 40 hours.
 

I'm sure there are ways of doing that. Most are illegal and/or unethical.

Exactly.  Notice, no examples like a second job at the all-night drive-up.

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Posted by: jukin
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A leftist wet dream CEO? I don't think so.

1/2 bong for getting every leftist talking point in on labor and ecomania into this fictional company and CEO.

I think so.   :bouncy:

Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: jukin on July 26, 2013, 07:08:12 PM
If this fictional CEO were real he would write a book called;

HOW TO MAKE A SMALL BUSINESS.......OUT OF A LARGE ONE.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: miskie on July 26, 2013, 07:57:23 PM
The only part of this tale I believe is the CEO making the point that the employees WILL NOT work more than 40 hours. I figure once the primitive goes into overtime because of incompetence, the CEO will magically transform into a 1%er rethug.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: BattleHymn on July 26, 2013, 08:15:20 PM
The only part of this tale I believe is the CEO making the point that the employees WILL NOT work more than 40 hours. I figure once the primitive goes into overtime because of incompetence, the CEO will magically transform into a 1%er rethug.

Well, it's either that, or they're limiting them to 29 hours to avoid putting anyone on as full-time employees.

The rsmith primitive is dumb enough to believe anything, including an increase in his chocolate ration from 100 grams, to 75 grams.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: txradioguy on July 27, 2013, 05:01:28 AM
I Hate These Idiots


I had to do the meet and greet and give the official approved Corporate spiel to the new soon to be ex employees the temp agency sent over today.  

This is the best and brightest?  

I mean seriously, could ONE of these X Box playing pot smoking cretins have thought to run a comb through their hair before they showed up for a meeting with the guy signing their checks?  Looks like none of them retained anything their parents taught them about personal hygiene.  Gotta remember to have the carpets and chairs steam cleaned before the next meeting with my department heads.

I told them about how we're converting our fleet of company cars to natural gas, how I plan to have the HQ converted to wind and solar in the next couple years.  We're not really going to do that you see, but it's what I said we were gonna do so I could get that big green energy loan from the EPA to expand our production facility.  I figure once it's built we'll just toss some cheap Chinese made solar panels on the roof and call it a day.

Then I made a point to talk extensively to them about the joys of public transportation.  I figured I'd better do that given the fact that by the looks of it, NONE of them own a car and I doubt mommy or daddy wants to drive their adult child to and from work every day, even if it does get them of the couch in the basement for a few hours.

Also mentioned taking the train. It doesn't drop off in front of the building like the bus does but it's faster, just gotta dodge a few bullets from the local gang bangers when you walk from the platform to work.

I also gave them a great way to make extra money outside their normal 40 hour work week by coming to my lake estate and serving as car valets and waiters for the get togethers I hold every saturday evening.  

I encouraged them to treat this job seriously because the alternative is working part time for the city picking up trash off the city streets in your neighborhood.

There was one idiot in the back today, he's already on my sh*t list.  Did nothing but play on his iPhone the whole time I spoke texting or posting to FaceBook or something.  I'm guessing he'll be the first one to f*ck something up or misinterpret what I said today.  

He'll be the first to go, and I'm gonna be the one to personally fire his @ss.


Maybe it's time I take that buyout offer from the Chinese conglomerate and retire to the Caymans.  
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: EagleKeeper on July 27, 2013, 05:12:34 AM
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There was one idiot in the back today, he's already on my sh*t list.  Did nothing but play on his iPhone the whole time I spoke texting or posting to FaceBook or something.  I'm guessing he'll be the first one to f*ck something up or misinterpret what I said today. 

He'll be the first to go, and I'm gonna be the one to personally fire his @ss.

Ya know, that's the same problem I have with the idiot McDonalds workers.

If they paid half as much attention to their jobs as they do to their iphones the food would be twice as good.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: RobJohnson on July 27, 2013, 06:10:45 AM
The only part of this tale I believe is the CEO making the point that the employees WILL NOT work more than 40 hours. I figure once the primitive goes into overtime because of incompetence, the CEO will magically transform into a 1%er rethug.

As soon as the Obamacare employer mandates kick in, the employees will be needing to find a way to make more money within their 30 hour a week schedule.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: Big Dog on July 27, 2013, 11:11:46 AM
I Hate These Idiots


I had to do the meet and greet and give the official approved Corporate spiel to the new soon to be ex employees the temp agency sent over today.  

This is the best and brightest?  

I mean seriously, could ONE of these X Box playing pot smoking cretins have thought to run a comb through their hair before they showed up for a meeting with the guy signing their checks?  Looks like none of them retained anything their parents taught them about personal hygiene.  Gotta remember to have the carpets and chairs steam cleaned before the next meeting with my department heads.

I told them about how we're converting our fleet of company cars to natural gas, how I plan to have the HQ converted to wind and solar in the next couple years.  We're not really going to do that you see, but it's what I said we were gonna do so I could get that big green energy loan from the EPA to expand our production facility.  I figure once it's built we'll just toss some cheap Chinese made solar panels on the roof and call it a day.

Then I made a point to talk extensively to them about the joys of public transportation.  I figured I'd better do that given the fact that by the looks of it, NONE of them own a car and I doubt mommy or daddy wants to drive their adult child to and from work every day, even if it does get them of the couch in the basement for a few hours.

Also mentioned taking the train. It doesn't drop off in front of the building like the bus does but it's faster, just gotta dodge a few bullets from the local gang bangers when you walk from the platform to work.

I also gave them a great way to make extra money outside their normal 40 hour work week by coming to my lake estate and serving as car valets and waiters for the get togethers I hold every saturday evening.  

I encouraged them to treat this job seriously because the alternative is working part time for the city picking up trash off the city streets in your neighborhood.

There was one idiot in the back today, he's already on my sh*t list.  Did nothing but play on his iPhone the whole time I spoke texting or posting to FaceBook or something.  I'm guessing he'll be the first one to f*ck something up or misinterpret what I said today.  

He'll be the first to go, and I'm gonna be the one to personally fire his @ss.


Maybe it's time I take that buyout offer from the Chinese conglomerate and retire to the Caymans.  

Nailed it!

Hi5.
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on July 27, 2013, 12:01:09 PM
:whatever:

Look you loser, if you're gonna do a bouncy, don't be so stinkin' obvious.

.

Okay, raise your hand if you think *any* CEO would say that in a public venue?
Title: Re: i Think I May Like My New CEO.
Post by: obumazombie on July 27, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
Big Dog nailed it by telling KC he nailed it. Nailed it !