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Title: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 03:43:47 AM
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Taverner (54,128 posts)

Ladies and gentlemen - my first "album"

Give it a listen and let me know what you think

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84808219/Taverner-%20Semblance.zip

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1003147_10151783453881800_926506988_n.jpg)

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Locut0s (3,355 posts)
1. Again, nice work!...

Last edited Tue Jul 23, 2013, 06:25 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

I'm not one to rate music since I listen to so little of it but I like:

Interlude (Hitachi Dildo)
Road Away from Home
semblance
YaasSpech

Some interesting compilations you have there. Good work.

You may want to try uploading and link to the individual tracks if you want more people to comment. I have a fast connection but some may find it a large download.

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Response to Taverner (Original post)Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:26 AM
Joe Shlabotnik (2,408 posts)
2. Well done

Very Trippy. Glad I was wearing my headphones, too bad I didn't have any 'shrooms.

DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018441119)

Somehow I don't see a career change to musician paying his drugs bill.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2013, 06:24:22 AM
If you said, "Tav has a record", I'd believe it.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Freeper on July 23, 2013, 06:41:55 AM
If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.

Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 06:44:12 AM
If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.

I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Big Dog on July 23, 2013, 06:45:35 AM
"Hitachi Dildo"...

(http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hitachi_finish_gun.jpg)

Hey, DUmmy: "Nailed her" is just a figure of speech.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Freeper on July 23, 2013, 06:51:06 AM
I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.

Maybe if he used an amplifier instead of two cans and a string it may have sounded better.  :-)
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: njpines on July 23, 2013, 06:55:37 AM
"Hitachi Dildo" -- what the frig????   :???:

Dude, don't give up your day job . . . oh, that's right, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 23, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Karin on July 23, 2013, 08:34:23 AM
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?

Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 09:03:50 AM
Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?

Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: jukin on July 23, 2013, 10:02:17 AM
Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.

Why? Because that is where the money is.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 10:36:51 AM
Why? Because that is where the money is.

Well as socialism is clearly the very best economic system out there, I'm sure that they have far more money than the rest of us.

Plus, if he went elsewhere he would be contributing to the oppression of the workers.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: USA4ME on July 23, 2013, 11:43:23 AM
It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.

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Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2013, 11:58:03 AM
It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.

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Also, minus John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:43:41 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 23, 2013, 12:46:57 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Probably rivalling Vogon poetry . . . :runaway:
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2013, 01:03:24 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Only if you got a videographer to film the mass suicides.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 01:09:57 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Please no.  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: BattleHymn on July 23, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.      
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 24, 2013, 12:05:13 AM
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.

That sounds like the despicable DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba's review of the CalPig's poetry.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Big Dog on July 24, 2013, 12:15:16 AM
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.      

Special bonus track: Taverner plays Purple Haze as a flatulence solo.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Airwolf on July 24, 2013, 12:30:02 AM
It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: vesta111 on July 24, 2013, 07:30:38 AM
It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater

I listened to the track about some kind of dildo, sounds like he was trying to sing like James Morrison, and stolen a few riffs from 6-7 of his songs.  Like the old Name That Tune program, I kept catching some weird notes that made me remember the Doors.   
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: franksolich on July 24, 2013, 07:56:56 AM
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?



Apparently he doesn't take the hint.

Most people do.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 24, 2013, 07:59:28 AM
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?

He usually has at least four threads on the first page of the Lounge, with six replies at the very most...so clearly he isn't getting the hint.
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2013, 08:02:08 AM
Special bonus track: Taverner plays Purple Haze as a flatulence solo.

Powered by Mexican food!  H5!
Title: Re: Tav has an album out.
Post by: USA4ME on July 24, 2013, 08:13:57 AM
Even Charles Manson wrote songs that caught the ear of the Beach Boys.

Poor Taverner.

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