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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 03:43:47 AM
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Taverner (54,128 posts)
Ladies and gentlemen - my first "album"
Give it a listen and let me know what you think
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84808219/Taverner-%20Semblance.zip
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1003147_10151783453881800_926506988_n.jpg)
Locut0s (3,355 posts)
1. Again, nice work!...
Last edited Tue Jul 23, 2013, 06:25 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I'm not one to rate music since I listen to so little of it but I like:
Interlude (Hitachi Dildo)
Road Away from Home
semblance
YaasSpech
Some interesting compilations you have there. Good work.
You may want to try uploading and link to the individual tracks if you want more people to comment. I have a fast connection but some may find it a large download.
Response to Taverner (Original post)Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:26 AM
Joe Shlabotnik (2,408 posts)
2. Well done
Very Trippy. Glad I was wearing my headphones, too bad I didn't have any 'shrooms.
DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018441119)
Somehow I don't see a career change to musician paying his drugs bill.
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If you said, "Tav has a record", I'd believe it. :rotf:
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If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.
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If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.
I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.
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"Hitachi Dildo"...
(http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hitachi_finish_gun.jpg)
Hey, DUmmy: "Nailed her" is just a figure of speech.
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I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.
Maybe if he used an amplifier instead of two cans and a string it may have sounded better. :-)
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"Hitachi Dildo" -- what the frig???? :???:
Dude, don't give up your day job . . . oh, that's right, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!! :lmao:
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Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?
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He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this. Isn't that like a major hint?
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Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?
Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.
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Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.
Why? Because that is where the money is.
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Why? Because that is where the money is.
Well as socialism is clearly the very best economic system out there, I'm sure that they have far more money than the rest of us.
Plus, if he went elsewhere he would be contributing to the oppression of the workers.
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It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.
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It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.
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Also, minus John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
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He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.
Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
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He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.
Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
Probably rivalling Vogon poetry . . . :runaway:
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He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.
Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
Only if you got a videographer to film the mass suicides. :fuelfire:
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He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.
Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
Please no. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks. That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.
It is pure unadulterated trash. It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe. I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.
Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.
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Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks. That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.
It is pure unadulterated trash. It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe. I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.
Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.
That sounds like the despicable DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba's review of the CalPig's poetry.
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Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks. That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.
It is pure unadulterated trash. It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe. I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.
Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.
Special bonus track: Taverner plays Purple Haze as a flatulence solo.
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It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater
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It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater
I listened to the track about some kind of dildo, sounds like he was trying to sing like James Morrison, and stolen a few riffs from 6-7 of his songs. Like the old Name That Tune program, I kept catching some weird notes that made me remember the Doors.
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He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this. Isn't that like a major hint?
Apparently he doesn't take the hint.
Most people do.
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He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this. Isn't that like a major hint?
He usually has at least four threads on the first page of the Lounge, with six replies at the very most...so clearly he isn't getting the hint.
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Special bonus track: Taverner plays Purple Haze as a flatulence solo.
Powered by Mexican food! H5!
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Even Charles Manson wrote songs that caught the ear of the Beach Boys.
Poor Taverner.
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