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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on June 28, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
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Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302
JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.
During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/gerardstreator.jpg)
What is Gerard Streator's DU name? ::) :mental: :lmao:
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What is Gerard Streator's DU name? ::) :mental: :lmao:
Steve Numbers?
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Did he give the couch a name before they did the deed?
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More cushion for the pushin'.
If he has a DU name the it must have been a male couch.
KC
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How dare we judge this man? Haven't we learned by now that no one can be judged for their sexual desires? Does he not deserve the right to marry that couch?
Bunch of haters.
:-)
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How dare we judge this man? Haven't we learned by now that no one can be judged for their sexual desires? Does he not deserve the right to marry that couch?
Bunch of haters.
:-)
Brings up an interesting point.
As the perp is already married, would he have to divorce his current wife before marrying the couch? Or would the recent SCOTUS decision render him fully authorized and able to be married to both couch and current wife?
/vesta mode
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But your honor, the couch was really asking for it.
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After his arrest it was discovered he had crumbs and loose change stuck to his legs.
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After his arrest it was discovered he had crumbs and loose change stuck to his legs.
Oh I see....he was a prostitute hired by the couch.....did they arrest the couch too?
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Did he give the couch a name before they did the deed?
He did more than that. He wrote a song about her!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9407tay7TO0[/youtube]
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Brings up an interesting point.
As the perp is already married, would he have to divorce his current wife before marrying the couch? Or would the recent SCOTUS decision render him fully authorized and able to be married to both couch and current wife?
/vesta mode
Stop being a hater, of course he should be able to be married to both. You and your narrow minded view of marriage.
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Stop being a hater, of course he should be able to be married to both. You and your narrow minded view of marriage.
:-)
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Oh I see....he was a prostitute hired by the couch.....did they arrest the couch too?
The couch is being held as evidence and will be auctioned off at the next police auction. I hope the auctioneer knows that is not spilled milk.
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The couch is being held as evidence and will be auctioned off at the next police auction. I hope the auctioneer knows that is not spilled milk.
The story indicates there may not have been a "happy ending."
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Lends a whole new meaning to "Get off the couch".
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The story indicates there may not have been a "happy ending."
The cops should of let him finish.
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Lends a whole new meaning to "Get off the couch".
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Sofa things aren't looking good for the idiot.
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Sofa things aren't looking good for the idiot.
Yeah, but the liberal justice system will cushion the blow.
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He is the Sofa King.
as in, "He is Sofa King the couch right now."
If he pleads he won't get just a good deal, "But a deal that is Sofa King good he doesn't dare pass it up!"
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Enquiring minds want to know, how do you get a sofa one in?
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The judge might go soft on him.
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The judge might go soft on him.
Then again, he could pad the sentence to the maximum.
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Then again, he could pad the sentence to the maximum.
Nonsense. It's a couch. It doesn't have legs to stand on.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I guess Mary Palm and her five friends were pushed to the curb. :loser:
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Nonsense. It's a couch. It doesn't have legs to stand on.
Gotta give you that one, Dutch. H5. :cheersmate:
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Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.
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Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.
Give it up you people, couch sex is responsible for most of us being alive then the back seat of a car.
Comes a time in ones life when they get too old for rug burn. And just how old were YOU when you got your last Hickey ???
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Give it up you people, couch sex is responsible for most of us being alive then the back seat of a car.
Comes a time in ones life when they get too old for rug burn. And just how old were YOU when you got your last Hickey ???
Uh....vesta?
You did read the article, didn't you?
The guy was ****ing the couch. No other human involved.
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Uh....vesta?
You did read the article, didn't you?
The guy was ****ing the couch. No other human involved.
Sounds like Muslim sex.....no humans involved.
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Couch sex would be like a woman I once knew.....just laid there and did nothing to help.
I had one of those once.
Longest 23 years of my life.
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