Bitchslapped for having a birthday.
Bump, because we're not getting enough responses to this yet.
dutch508 deserves better.
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs! In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?
You are a girl? ::)
Thanks, everyone. I had forgotten what today was.
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs! In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure someone can volunteer to flash a moob for you :wink:
Why did you cry? Seriously.
Thank you for this.
of course... you get a bitchslap for making me feel all sensitive...
:-*
I've never like the attention, nor eating cake as a kid. Now, I just ignore the day but I do love frozen cake eaten as a late night snack every so often
Peach cobbler would never treat you wrong...
You're not mad at me, are you?
How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?
In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.
But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.
Historic Earthquakes
Near Merriman, Nebraska
1964 March 28 10:08:46 UTC
Magnitude 5.1
Intensity VII
Largest Earthquake in Nebraska
Many cracks formed in the roadway south of Merriman, and steep slopes slumped into the Niobrara River. Merchandise in stores was broken, dishes were broken, and stucco under windows cracked. At Alliance, about 135 kilometers southwest of Merriman, part of a chimney cap fell on a house; at Rushville, about 35 kilometers southwest of Merriman, plaster fell and a wall cracked. Also felt in Montana, South Dakota, and Wyoming.
You're not mad at me, are you?
How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?
In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.
But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.
Happy Birthday to my second-favorite Nebraskan! :tongue: (Third, if Celtic Rose is in the mix! :tongue: )IOW your least favorite Nebraskan. Glad I could help.
And, may God grant you many, many more!
IOW your least favorite Nebraskan. Glad I could help.
Not as long as omaha steve is around. He's EVERYBODY's least favorite Nebraskan.I don't know, it's a tie between him and Chuck Hagel.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg.html)
^^^there's a speed trap hidden there.
^An obviously sexist city. Where is Merriwoman ?
Just below Merriman...
:whistling:
Nasty storm just went through. One Tornado on the ground just south of town. I saw that one. One reported tot he southwest and another reported to the west.
Fortunately none hit the town.
they are kind of headed north east, so should miss you. Check out the radar though to be sure.
Not as long as omaha steve is around. He's EVERYBODY's least favorite Nebraskan.
Sorry, That title is reserved for the not so Great Senator Ernie Chambers out of Omaha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers
Sorry, That title is reserved for the not so Great Senator Ernie Chambers out of Omaha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers
I think I'd go with Chuck Hagel for that title, myself.
Your town seems so . . . quiet and peaceful, except for the occasional tornado, Dutch. We had three tornadoes over the last month in the Capitol District of the PRNY.
With 118 people, the metropolis is sort of quiet.
Excepting behind closed doors. It ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.
Appearances can be deceiving.
With 118 people, the metropolis is sort of quiet.
Excepting behind closed doors. Appearances can be deceiving.It ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.
I think it's different now.
Before term limits, ol' Ernie cowed other long-time state senators all the time.
But then term limits happened, and all the old-timers, including ol' Ernie himself, had to leave the state legislature, being replaced by crowds of newbies.
With our term limits, one can run a third time after sitting out a term, which ol' Ernie did.
When he came back, none of the newbies knew who the Hell he was, and so don't seem to have been intimidated by him; to them, he's just another state senator, nothing special about him.
I think ol' Ernie doesn't have that old magic any more.