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Title: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 08:08:25 AM
Happy birthday to you on the other side of the Sandhills of Nebraska, dude!

In case one's not aware, among all his other distinguishments, dutch508's a survivor--one of the very few--of the most devastating earthquake ever to strike Nebraska, the great Merriman shaking-up of April 1964.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: njpines on June 21, 2013, 08:32:01 AM
Happy birthday, fellow 1963-er!  Hope it's a great one!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on June 21, 2013, 09:34:56 AM
Bitchslapped for having a birthday.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on June 21, 2013, 10:02:37 AM
Happy Birthday Dutch!

KC
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Karin on June 21, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
Another 1963-er?  We all just know he's going to bitchslap anybody who wishes him a happy birthday.  So... :whistling:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: longview on June 21, 2013, 10:39:53 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 21, 2013, 11:02:30 AM
Happy Birthday!  BS or no BS.   :-)
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Wineslob on June 21, 2013, 12:07:13 PM
Bitchslapped for having a birthday.




 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
Bump, because we're not getting enough responses to this yet.

dutch508 deserves better.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 12:32:40 PM
Bump, because we're not getting enough responses to this yet.

dutch508 deserves better.

I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: redwhit on June 21, 2013, 12:56:25 PM
Happy Birthday Dutch!

Many, many more to come
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Splashdown on June 21, 2013, 12:58:02 PM
Hi-5 for your birthday!

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: obumazombie on June 21, 2013, 12:59:09 PM
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Dear Dutch,
Happy Birthday to you,

Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday"
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on June 21, 2013, 01:51:28 PM
Happy bidet
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 02:09:11 PM
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?

You are a girl?   ::)

Thanks, everyone. I had forgotten what today was.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
You are a girl?   ::)

Thanks, everyone. I had forgotten what today was.

Sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure someone can volunteer to flash a moob for you  :wink:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 03:00:27 PM
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?

Why did you cry? Seriously.

Thank you for this.

of course... you get a bitchslap for making me feel all sensitive...

 :-*
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 03:01:05 PM
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure someone can volunteer to flash a moob for you  :wink:

Already done. My job has perks.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 03:30:03 PM
Why did you cry? Seriously.

Thank you for this.

of course... you get a bitchslap for making me feel all sensitive...

 :-*

I've never like the attention, nor eating cake as a kid.  Now, I just ignore the day but I do love frozen cake eaten as a late night snack every so often
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 03:37:52 PM
I've never like the attention, nor eating cake as a kid.  Now, I just ignore the day but I do love frozen cake eaten as a late night snack every so often


Peach cobbler would never treat you wrong...
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 21, 2013, 03:53:18 PM
Happy Birthday to my second-favorite Nebraskan! :tongue: (Third, if Celtic Rose is in the mix! :tongue: )

And, may God grant you many, many more!
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 03:56:54 PM

Peach cobbler would never treat you wrong...

You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 04:01:38 PM
You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.

I imagine that because of ptsd I have blacked the entire episode out of my memory...
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
Quote
Historic Earthquakes

Near Merriman, Nebraska
1964 March 28 10:08:46 UTC
Magnitude 5.1
Intensity VII

Largest Earthquake in Nebraska

Many cracks formed in the roadway south of Merriman, and steep slopes slumped into the Niobrara River. Merchandise in stores was broken, dishes were broken, and stucco under windows cracked. At Alliance, about 135 kilometers southwest of Merriman, part of a chimney cap fell on a house; at Rushville, about 35 kilometers southwest of Merriman, plaster fell and a wall cracked. Also felt in Montana, South Dakota, and Wyoming.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/states/events/1964_03_28_a.php
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 04:03:32 PM
You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.

It's obvious the man didn't get to eat peach cobbler that day 
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 04:15:51 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg.html)

^^^there's a speed trap hidden there.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: obumazombie on June 21, 2013, 04:18:43 PM
Happy Birthday to my second-favorite Nebraskan! :tongue: (Third, if Celtic Rose is in the mix! :tongue: )

And, may God grant you many, many more!
IOW your least favorite Nebraskan. Glad I could help.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Splashdown on June 21, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
IOW your least favorite Nebraskan. Glad I could help.

Not as long as omaha steve is around. He's EVERYBODY's least favorite Nebraskan.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Chris_ on June 21, 2013, 04:29:57 PM
Not as long as omaha steve is around. He's EVERYBODY's least favorite Nebraskan.
I don't know, it's a tie between him and Chuck Hagel.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman_ne_zps5ca155af.gif) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman_ne_zps5ca155af.gif.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-outside_zps5c071f89.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-outside_zps5c071f89.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-01_zps732ddfc5.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-01_zps732ddfc5.jpg.html)

.....more to come.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: obumazombie on June 21, 2013, 04:40:27 PM
^An obviously sexist city. Where is Merriwoman ?
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 04:56:01 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-03_zps04fc301f.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-03_zps04fc301f.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-02_zps2b0fa6fc.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-02_zps2b0fa6fc.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-05_zpsc2b6e1a1.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-05_zpsc2b6e1a1.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/merriman-06_zps809842b6.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/merriman-06_zps809842b6.jpg.html)

.....more to come.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 04:56:44 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/Merriman_Nebraska__zpsb81684e7.jpg.html)

^^^there's a speed trap hidden there.

I don't see it -I hope it isn't obvious   :(:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/dutch508sspread-02_zps00774da3.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/dutch508sspread-02_zps00774da3.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/dutch508sspread_zps3ef90e35.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/dutch508sspread_zps3ef90e35.jpg.html)

.....dutch508's spread; that's all.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 05:57:18 PM
^An obviously sexist city. Where is Merriwoman ?

Just below Merriman...

 :whistling:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: here on June 21, 2013, 06:32:52 PM
Just below Merriman...

 :whistling:

No, I looked under Merriman; she must be on top
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 07:38:13 PM
Bump for the evening crowd.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
Nasty storm just went through. One Tornado on the ground just south of town. I saw that one. One reported tot he southwest and another reported to the west.
Fortunately none hit the town.

Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 08:45:11 PM
Nasty storm just went through. One Tornado on the ground just south of town. I saw that one. One reported tot he southwest and another reported to the west.
Fortunately none hit the town.



Are they expected to float from your end of the Sandhills to my end of the Sandhills?

<<haven't checked weather since 4:00 p.m.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 08:47:10 PM
Ooooopsy-doops.

Scheduled to be hovering overhead at 11:00 p.m. and again at 3:00 a.m.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 08:50:47 PM
they are kind of headed north east, so should miss you. Check out the radar though to be sure.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 09:15:06 PM
they are kind of headed north east, so should miss you. Check out the radar though to be sure.

A big chunk appears headed northeast, but another good-sized chunk appears headed straight east, right to me.

I'll live; in fact, I'm hitting the sack now because I had a hard day.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: ChuckJ on June 21, 2013, 09:17:28 PM
Happy Birthday dutch.

I'll eat some peach cobbler in your honor.

Speaking of which, I don't know about the other Georgians on here, but I'm having trouble finding good peaches here in the Peach State.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Airwolf on June 22, 2013, 12:43:27 AM
Happy Birthday Dutch508
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Airwolf on June 22, 2013, 12:49:25 AM
Not as long as omaha steve is around. He's EVERYBODY's least favorite Nebraskan.

Sorry, That title is reserved for the not so Great Senator Ernie Chambers out of Omaha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 22, 2013, 05:14:43 AM
Sorry, That title is reserved for the not so Great Senator Ernie Chambers out of Omaha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers

I think I'd go with Chuck Hagel for that title, myself.

Your town seems so . . . quiet and peaceful, except for the occasional tornado, Dutch.  We had three tornadoes over the last month in the Capitol District of the PRNY.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2013, 05:22:24 AM
Sorry, That title is reserved for the not so Great Senator Ernie Chambers out of Omaha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers

I think it's different now.

Before term limits, ol' Ernie cowed other long-time state senators all the time.

But then term limits happened, and all the old-timers, including ol' Ernie himself, had to leave the state legislature, being replaced by crowds of newbies.

With our term limits, one can run a third time after sitting out a term, which ol' Ernie did.

When he came back, none of the newbies knew who the Hell he was, and so don't seem to have been intimidated by him; to them, he's just another state senator, nothing special about him.

I think ol' Ernie doesn't have that old magic any more.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2013, 05:24:00 AM
I think I'd go with Chuck Hagel for that title, myself.

Your town seems so . . . quiet and peaceful, except for the occasional tornado, Dutch.  We had three tornadoes over the last month in the Capitol District of the PRNY.

With 118 people, the metropolis is sort of quiet.

Excepting behind closed doors.  It ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.

Appearances can be deceiving.
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 22, 2013, 05:26:02 AM
With 118 people, the metropolis is sort of quiet.

Excepting behind closed doors.  It ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.

Appearances can be deceiving.

And I was wondering why dutch moved there. :thatsright: :tongue:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: RobJohnson on June 22, 2013, 05:26:44 AM
I hope you had a great birthday!
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on June 22, 2013, 07:51:03 AM
With 118 people, the metropolis is sort of quiet.

Excepting behind closed doors.  Appearances can be deceiving.It ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.

It DUTCH ostensibly has one of the highest sex-per-capita rates in Nebraska.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: seahorse513 on June 22, 2013, 10:13:59 AM
Happy Birthday, you good looking sun of a gun! :-*
Title: Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
Post by: Airwolf on June 24, 2013, 12:31:37 AM
I think it's different now.

Before term limits, ol' Ernie cowed other long-time state senators all the time.

But then term limits happened, and all the old-timers, including ol' Ernie himself, had to leave the state legislature, being replaced by crowds of newbies.

With our term limits, one can run a third time after sitting out a term, which ol' Ernie did.

When he came back, none of the newbies knew who the Hell he was, and so don't seem to have been intimidated by him; to them, he's just another state senator, nothing special about him.

I think ol' Ernie doesn't have that old magic any more.

Your probably right Frank. At least he hasn't insulted a female Atty. General for trying to get the Death Penalty for a murdering pedophile or some of the other more famous stunts he is known for like getting a speeding ticket at least once during a session of the legislature and then claiming that the cops were racist for stopping him or trying to invoke his Senatorial privileges to keep from getting the ticket