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Title: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: franksolich on June 14, 2013, 07:59:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023004665

Oh my.

We all know how it goes; the primitive's "friend" is actually the primitive.

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leftyladyfrommo (6,624 posts)    Wed Jun 12, 2013, 07:36 PM

My friend just lost her food stamps.

She is 67. She gets $800 a month from SS. She works part time for $8 a hour. I think she takes home about $120 a week.
 
She used her food stamps to eat.

She makes too much money. So now she has to find someplace else to cut back. I think her rent is about $600 a month. She might be able to find a cheaper apartment somewhere but it would be a dump.
 
Life can get really tricky as you get older.

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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

^^^forgot to mention all the free medical care she gets.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: AprilRazz on June 14, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.
$798 and free rent in mommies house? Oh the humanity!!!
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: Storm Cat on June 14, 2013, 08:28:50 PM
$798 and free rent in mommies house? Oh the humanity!!!

Oh the poor freak.  Cry me a freakin' river.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 14, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
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leftyladyfrommo (6,624 posts)    Wed Jun 12, 2013, 07:36 PM

My friend just lost her food stamps.

She is 67. She gets $800 a month from SS. She works part time for $8 a hour. I think she takes home about $120 a week.
 
She used her food stamps to eat.

She makes too much money. So now she has to find someplace else to cut back. I think her rent is about $600 a month. She might be able to find a cheaper apartment somewhere but it would be a dump.
 
Life can get really tricky as you get older.

Hmmm... then why should she work? That is the problem I have with welfare, Assuming this is true... which I doubt.


Now on to the 300 pound kitty:

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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

You are disabled there Kitty? Why?  I'm sure you could get a job killing rats. You are a panther after all, ain't you?  Hey, I got an idea!!! How about you take off all the face piercings, wipe off the kitty whiskers, AND GET A JOB LOSER!!!! I thought you was a panther. Panthers do not sit around and wait for someone to give them food unless they are locked up in a cage. You locked up in a cage, loser? No? Then get a job!!!! I'm sure some circus in Asia would hire you.

Loser freak.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: jukin on June 14, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Well then hmm maybe should thought better about the future.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: Vagabond on June 14, 2013, 08:41:26 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

Look Kitty, I know guys who have lost arms and legs.  They get a check from the government, and it was earned.  They also work at whatever job they can being as productive as they can, some of them do very well.  I know a couple of people that have an extra chromosome, they work hard and are happy to be alive.  I know a couple of people that have real mental disabilities, they work at a charity and do everything they can to earn at least some of their keep.

What anyone is telling you is to stop your life long pity party, accept responsibility for your self and your actions, and quit asking others, many of whom have worse problems than you, to subsidize your continued existince.

Also, while your at it, quit talking smack about your family on the internet.  If I knew who they were and where they were at, I would give them a transcript of what you said just so they would no longer tolerate their bitch of a sister/daughter.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 14, 2013, 08:50:20 PM
Look Kitty, I know guys who have lost arms and legs.  They get a check from the government, and it was earned.  They also work at whatever job they can being as productive as they can, some of them do very well.  I know a couple of people that have an extra chromosome, they work hard and are happy to be alive.  I know a couple of people that have real mental disabilities, they work at a charity and do everything they can to earn at least some of their keep.

What anyone is telling you is to stop your life long pity party, accept responsibility for your self and your actions, and quit asking others, many of whom have worse problems than you, to subsidize your continued existince.

Also, while your at it, quit talking smack about your family on the internet.  If I knew who they were and where they were at, I would give them a transcript of what you said just so they would no longer tolerate their bitch of a sister/daughter.

Vagabond... I suspect mommy makes excuses for her and takes care of her. Something tells me mommy is just wondering what the hell went wrong with the pregnancy and probably blames herself for how her feline offspring is. Now when momma dies... the sibs may not be so understanding. The Kitty may have a rude awakening coming.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2013, 10:55:21 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

I tend to be pretty civil but with everything we know about you 798 bucks a month against a .22 caliber lobotomy for a few cents loses in a cost/benefits analyses.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: BattleHymn on June 14, 2013, 11:08:27 PM
I tend to be pretty civil but with everything we know about you 798 bucks a month against a .22 caliber lobotomy for a few cents loses in a cost/benefits analyses.

Have you priced bricks of .22LR lately?  I'll offer to do the same thing with a butter knife, for free.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 14, 2013, 11:15:58 PM
If you're only makin' $798 or $800/month, you didn't work yer whole ****in' life! Ya been livin' off the system longer than you can remember!
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2013, 11:19:15 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.
Get rid of your stupid body piercings,  They present a health hazard.
Your "disability" is only in your feeble liberal mind.

Oh, that explains it. Never mind.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 14, 2013, 11:19:20 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

Disabled? Ya has to be kiddin'! Pretending to be a panther locked in a human body doesn't fit my description of "disabled".

Get a job, scrunt!
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: BattleHymn on June 14, 2013, 11:22:29 PM
Disabled? Ya has to be kiddin'! Pretending to be a panther locked in a human body doesn't fit my description of "disabled".

Get a job, scrunt!

Leave the piercings.  Get a job with moving machines. 

Problem solved, one way or the other: either the piercings are removed by said machines, or the afflicted primitive is removed from the gene pool.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2013, 11:24:22 PM
Leave the piercings.  Get a job with moving machines. 

Problem solved, one way or the other: either the piercings are removed by said machines, or the afflicted primitive is removed from the gene pool.
Amen, BH. I wouldn't hire that thing to referee a dog fight.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 14, 2013, 11:39:43 PM
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undergroundpanther (11,584 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:15 AM

57. I live on $798 a month. I'm disabled and it sucks.

Have you seen this freak?

She spends more than that on tattoos.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 14, 2013, 11:48:01 PM
Amen, BH. I wouldn't hire that thing to referee a dog fight.

She's a cat. The dogs would eat "it" alive!

Have you seen this freak?

She spends more than that on tattoos.

No shit! "It" looks like some hermaphrodite experiment gone woefully wrong!
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: obumazombie on June 15, 2013, 12:25:21 AM
My sister might be heading in the same direction. She poormouths quite often, but when I open her refrigerator I always see beer, and I hardly ever see her without a cigarette. Empty delivery pizza boxes frequent her decor. I've never asked her political affiliation mostly because I suspect and dread the answer.
Title: Re: primitive loses food stamps
Post by: BattleHymn on June 15, 2013, 12:26:02 AM
My sister might be heading in the same direction. She poormouths quite often, but when I open her refrigerator I always see beer, and I hardly ever see her without a cigarette. Empty delivery pizza boxes frequent her decor. I've never asked her political affiliation mostly because I suspect and dread the answer.

It seems there is at least one in every family.