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Title: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2013, 01:09:25 PM
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Gus Lammas (13 posts)

I am so ****ing depressed! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022992920)

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

 :whatever:  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Bad Dog on June 11, 2013, 01:15:48 PM
He'd better hope Roger Miller doesn't come after him for copyright infringement.  Paranoia laced with depression should give us great reading over the next 3.5 years.
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: diesel driver on June 11, 2013, 01:18:06 PM
No DUmmie, please,  by ALL means GIVE UP!

Take the handful of pills, use the razor blade, place the gun barrel in your mouth.

The country, hell, even the entire world, would benefit.  Think of the reduced carbon footprint that would ensue.
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Rebel on June 11, 2013, 01:21:07 PM
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Cirque du So-What (9,082 posts)
8. Cheer up!

At least you've still got enough energy to compare republicans to people with mental or developmental disabilities by using a word that - despite passing muster with a jury of six members on an ostensibly 'democratic' discussion board (3-3 vote to keep) - is still offensive as all hell.

Mental or developmental disabilities? You idiots had to have a discussion on how to boil an egg. Nuff said.
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Big Dog on June 11, 2013, 01:47:07 PM
Poor, depressed DUmmy. He's in a funk.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Nobody will give him a job- not even a hand job.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Maybe the Obama logo tattooed on his face is the problem. Or maybe it's the tutu, chain link tank top, and cowboy boots.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 04:08:52 PM
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Gus Lammas (13 posts)

I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?



(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/SogaBean/slit_wrist.gif)
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2013, 05:30:18 PM
Well, in the rare chance that isn't a mole, get used to it buddy.
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 05:35:52 PM
Maybe if he got "Mike Tysoned" he'd be more employable ?
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 11, 2013, 07:26:14 PM
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Gus Lammas (13 posts)

I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

Lemons into lemon aid:Become a blues or country song writer.

You're welcome!
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 04:20:11 AM
Lemons into lemon aid:Become a blues or country song writer.

You're welcome!

Then he can come up with something like this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek[/youtube]
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Skul on June 13, 2013, 01:35:34 AM
Paging Nye, Mister Nye Bevan, please pick up the white courtesy phone.  :lmao:
(From a prior thread)
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Nye Bevan (11,170 posts)
26. The worst are the ones who pretend to be good DUers.

They act all polite and civilized. They pretend to hold progressive viewpoints. They criticize Republicans and praise President Obama when appropriate. They donate to DU. They don't post anything that would justify clicking on Alert. They think they are so clever. But I'm on to them. Oh yes, I'm on to them.
Gitcha some, Nye.
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: JLO on June 13, 2013, 02:56:50 AM
Then he can come up with something like this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek[/youtube]

YeeHa!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
Post by: Zathras on June 13, 2013, 08:19:20 AM
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Gus Lammas (13 posts)

I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

Hey DUmbass.....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M[/youtube]