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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on May 14, 2013, 06:09:15 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018388184
I thought this little bitch was just fired from his sales job:
Tue May 14, 2013, 05:17 PM
Taverner (53,156 posts)
This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.
I work best in environments where I am competing - not because I compete well, but because I don't look behind me. I don't care. I get the job done. And that means closing the sale.
I have seen over-eager sales dudes bite the dust. For some reason, despite the fact that they don't bring in sales (usually for annoying the customer to death) - they still get hired.
I take the attitude that if they qualify, they should be a closer.
Over eager sales dudes think they don't have to qualify - if they have a budget they should be a closer.
As a result, I bring in more sales, yet because I don't hold the "sell Eskimos freezers" attitude I save valuable time, looking for qualifiers.
But yet, I am not part of the "club"
Oh I got invited to "club" but something business always came up (LOL) so I didn't go
And yes, I really am a Socialist.
they don't make 'em toughter than tav here.
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Taverner (53,156 posts)
This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.
Response to Taverner (Original post)Tue May 14, 2013, 06:07 PM
olddots (2,171 posts)
4. I was a sales dude and a socialist
Sales dude? What's wrong with salesman or I worked in sales?
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Tavernturd is shopping for DUmp cred....again.
DUde, you're a looser. :loser:
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Taverner (53,156 posts)
This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.
Be sure to tell them that in your next interview, dipshit.
BTW, it's not a mystery why you suck at it and get fired all the damn time. Your attitude sucks.
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Ya just know this is a bouncy.
If Tavs could actually close more sales that the full time guys...he would have a job, getting bonuses and stuff.
If Tavs could actually hold a job, then his wife and kids wouldn't have left him.
If Tavs had a wife and kids who wanted to be near him, he might be respectable, and responsible.
If Tavs could function in society,he wouldn't be posting at DU, nor would he be a socialist.
Instead, Tavs is a drug addict who leaches off a capitalist society's generosity. Socialists would have shot lazy, good for nothings like him long ago.
Not Buying it Tavs. You got canned, fired from a temp job where expectations are not that high. Chances are good your company never trusted you with a sales position.
Tavs you are a DUer. and that means, liar.
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Taverner closing a sale: "Would you like fries with that sir?"
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Ya just know this is a bouncy.
If Tavs could actually close more sales that the full time guys...he would have a job, getting bonuses and stuff.
If Tavs could actually hold a job, then his wife and kids wouldn't have left him.
If Tavs had a wife and kids who wanted to be near him, he might be respectable, and responsible.
If Tavs could function in society,he wouldn't be posting at DU, nor would he be a socialist.
Instead, Tavs is a drug addict who leaches off a capitalist society's generosity. Socialists would have shot lazy, good for nothings like him long ago.
Not Buying it Tavs. You got canned, fired from a temp job where expectations are not that high. Chances are good your company never trusted you with a sales position.
Tavs you are a DUer. and that means, liar.
If he only had a brain as well.
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He's a great salesman whose piss melted the sample cup.
And I have a hunch the sales position was in a big warehouse with a thousand tiny cubicles and a thousand telephone lines.
"Hello, this is Mark, from credit card services. There's nothing wrong with your account...."
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Taverner closing a sale: "Would you like fries with that sir?"
Good one.
Awesome.
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Taverner at his "sales job":
[youtube=425,350]oWqBXrYaJRg[/youtube]
Sorry, Frank. You're missing Taverner at his best.
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Maybe Taverner is really, "Rachel" at "card member services." I'll bet he has a high voice. :-)
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Taverner at his "sales job":
[youtube=425,350]oWqBXrYaJRg[/youtube]
Sorry, Frank. You're missing Taverner at his best.
I resent that post. Taverner has nothing to do with real working men and women such as this Burger King associate. :hyper:
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In socialism there is no need for salesmen.....the government will tell you what you need, what you want and what you will pay.
THAT is why Taverner is a socialist....he knows he'll be unemployed and back onto government freebies.
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isn't this the DUde that just got fired. I would hate capitalism too if I was the bestest sales DUde ever and got fired.
What an idiot.