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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on May 14, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
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You know he likes reading us.
Atman (26,003 posts)
I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022843052
Well yes, it is perfect, DUmbass, since the DUmpster is all about you, the oxygen wasters of America.
God, these people are stupid.
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Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for? For instance mine show something I've been doing some research on.
(I don't think we're supposed to talk about Ad Club. The first rule of Ad Club is we don't talk about it.)
Wonder what Atman has been researching! LOL
KC
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All it means is that Atman searches for 'Dumpster,' and adbots take note.
The DUmmies don't typically note these things because gay midget porn involving minors is typically not advertised, and no adbots have any offers to match Google searches that are seven years old: "IMPEACH BUSH!"
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Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for?
That's exactly what it does. If Atman's dumb ass is seeing anything, it's coming from his own search history.
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That's exactly what it does. If Atman's dumb ass is seeing anything, it's coming from his own search history.
Another "own goal" for poor, retarded, unemployed, untalented Rob Atman.
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FUnny, I've noticed the same thing at the DUmp
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,86626.msg1075450.html#msg1075450
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I have a Jersey Mike's ad. I'm kinda hungry.
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Oh noes! Waste product ads? I'm writhing in shame and agony...NOT.
Atman...whatever the ads may be...it doesn't hide the fact that WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!
That's why I come here, to see the latest poop-tossing from the monkeys at the DUMP.
If you really wanted to make us feel bad you would open a thread mining quotes from us. No rules at DU say you can't. But you never will. DU simply cannot tolerate the discussions of any other viewpoints.
CC posts make sense. We are not mentally ill like most of DU posters. We have jobs, and we pay our own way through life. There is nothing to mock here.
thanks Atman, for the latest laugh. Your childish attempt at mockery amused me not for the mockery, but that you could only pick on an advertisement. You couldn't even laugh at a single post.
---Once again, I find I am better than you.
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but that you could only pick on an advertisement
Heh yeah,
An advertisement that originated from a cookie on its own pc, how funny is that?
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Only two responses, just our old buddy Buzz Clik and Texas Toast's response:
Buzz Clik (28,471 posts)
1. ibtl, but
I hear ya.
Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
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Atman (26,003 posts)
I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.
I always knew you were a ****ing dumbass, that's QUITE apparent, but are you telling me you don't have even an inkling of understanding as to how Google Adsense works?
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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #1)Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM
Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
The Atman idiot should try surfing around a bit to see if the advertisements follow it around.
I mean just to see who the idiot is.
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Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
No one thinks it has a damn thing to do with Google Search, you dumb ****ing idiot, but when the board is named "The DUmpster", well, it's not rocket science, you retarded chimp. I've never seen a waste management ad here. I'd like to see that. It's quite appropriate for the DUmpster. You can be the honorary trash man. The backup horn is beeping. Get your ass back on the truck.
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I keep getting Domino's pizza ads. Must be from all the talk of pizzas delivered at the DUmp.
:rofl:
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Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
View profile
Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
Talk about an IDIOT. I was looking at Woodcraft yesterday and get what ad is on my screen now? Woodcraft.
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RageBoy speaks...
Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Atman has NO clue. He has no idea of just what a laughing stock he is.
Come on, atman. Teach us another lesson! I'm really asking for it...
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I have an equifax ad. Sounds about right. There's another thread in the DUmp talking about some DUmbass and his shitty credit.
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Atman, I set'em up and manage them. Come "school" me, *****.
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Hey Atman. You're full of it. take a gander...
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/9854/atmans.jpg)
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and more...
(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1329/2atman.jpg)
Bottom line, Atman. You're full of sh!t. We win again.
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Star Member Atman (26,004 posts)
I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.
Atman (26,004 posts)
2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.
I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
Wow, I just clicked on the DU link. He really is a ****ing idiot. I mean, that's a special kind of stupid right there.
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If one was interested one could use ccleaner (thanks chris_) to clean up ones hard drive and get the default ads.
If one were inclined.
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And Rob's not even trolling here. This, this, is why he should've won that award last year.
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Pedro. does. not. have. a. clue. :lmao:
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Hey Atman.
**** you.
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Poor McGrath, permanently unemployed, living off his wife. What a man.
But he's in the answer to an SAT question:
"DUmmy rsmithnumbers is to resumes as DUmmy Rob McGrath is to art."
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Atman just keeps the stupid going and going...
Star Member Atman (26,005 posts)
Again, not based on Google searches or cookies...especially when you deny cookies. It's based on page content. These are some stupid jamokes!
Atman, face it. you are WRONG. We win again. This is too easy.
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Hey Atman,
Since you are a liberal, that means your wife has more balls than you do.
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If this is his understanding of how Computers work then please for the love of GOD do not let him near anything more high tech then an Etch a Sketch.
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Atman (26,005 posts)
3. Do they really think I SEARCH for stupidity?
Again, not based on Google searches or cookies...especially when you deny cookies. It's based on page content. These are some stupid jamokes!
Once again, you stupid chimp, NO one here has ever STATED it was based on google searches, you ****ing moron. Log in. Come school me on it, fool. I've been an Adsense customer since Google STARTED Adsense. Here, my military board, and the sports board, which has been around for over a decade.
Bring it, bitch. Don't be a *****.
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I also have a bachelor's in I.T. management as well as 18 years IN Information Technology. Come school me, you starving ****ing "artist".
BTW, your cartoons suck balls.
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I also have a bachelor's in I.T. management as well as 18 years IN Information Technology. Come school me, you starving ****ing "artist".
BTW, your cartoons suck balls.
Just great. on top of everything else, he's a tea bagger too.
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Why does Atman care about advertising? He doesn't have any money.
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Don't be a *****.
Oh man, that's asking too much.
Tell Atman to do something he can do.
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At least we have the honesty to provide a link to whatever DUmp ignorance we are talking about.
It seems Atman idiot can't do the same.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022843052
I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but... 3 Atman 4 hrs ago 1 hr ago 0 0
This is some pretty crazy phail. I think the idiot Atman needs to explain itself.
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Well, I don't use google ... Ever but I've been doing some research on lawn mowers and the ads I see are based on that. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
KC
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That's exactly what it does. If Atman's dumb ass is seeing anything, it's coming from his own search history.
Shhhh, let him think we're generating the ads. It's fun to watch idiots at work.
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Making fun of Atman is like kicking a puppy. Sure, it's kind of cruel, and much too easy, but let's face it--it's kinda fun, and I like the noise they both make.
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Response to Atman (Reply #2)Tue May 14, 2013, 07:34 PM
Atman (26,005 posts)
3. Do they really think I SEARCH for stupidity?
Again, not based on Google searches or cookies...especially when you deny cookies. It's based on page content. These are some stupid jamokes!
Go search in the mirror for stupid. You are the stupid one, Pedro. Idiot.
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Response to Atman (Reply #2)Tue May 14, 2013, 07:34 PM
Atman (26,005 posts)
3. Do they really think I SEARCH for stupidity?
Well...you're searching for your own posts...so the obvious answer is yes.
It's based on page content.
Page content...recently visited pages on your browser...what you've been searching for etc.
These are some stupid jamokes!
No stupid is thinking someone who is a member of CC with no special admin rights banned you.
THAT is stupid.
But hey...instead of lurking and drawing more unwanted attention to the leftist hate fest known as DU....sign in on one of your accounts here and discuss this with us directly.
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Making fun of Atman is like kicking a puppy. Sure, it's kind of cruel, and much too easy, but let's face it--it's kinda fun, and I like the noise they both make.
:lmao:
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Making fun of Atman is like kicking a puppy. Sure, it's kind of cruel, and much too easy, but let's face it--it's kinda fun, and I like the noise they both make.
And I never advocate kicking an animal. Atman, maybe....remember kids, it IS a metaphor.
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Atman, hon, everyone whose ever had a blog or business has an adsense account. See, the way it works is google takes note of what you search for and they use those to provide ads based on your search preferences. If I've been looking for supplements for my farm animals, I'll see an ad related to that. If I'm looking for paleo recipes, I'll get ads for books, blogs, paleo supplements, magazines, etc. Same if I'm searching for some kind of fitness thing or paint colors will give me ads for paints, brushes or other home improvement products & stores.
You poor, poor dumb bastard, trying to be profound but only illustrating your stupidity. And you are trying so hard to convince yourself you're right, you can't see beyond your own nose. Too bad you're not even worth an ounce of pity.
Cindie
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Mine has ads for the Dodge Dart. Trust me, that's the last ****ing car I want to be seen in. :rant:
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They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT
What in the world was the point of this OP? I see those ads for Waste Management sometimes, too. It's because this section is named The DUmpster. I gave a mild smirk the first time I saw it, but didn't make a whole OP about it. So what?
Doesn't he have bigger problems?
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What in the world was the point of this OP? I see those ads for Waste Management sometimes, too. It's because this section is named The DUmpster. I gave a mild smirk the first time I saw it, but didn't make a whole OP about it. So what?
I'm guessing he thought he'd devised a clever (in his mind) way to call us all trash.
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Now I'm seeing American Express Gold Card ads, GoToMeeting.com ads, and Morgan Silver Dollar giveaway ads . . . :whistling:
Rob, this is for you . . . :bigbird:
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Now I'm seeing American Express Gold Card ads, GoToMeeting.com ads, and Morgan Silver Dollar giveaway ads . . . :whistling:
Rob, this is for you . . . :bigbird:
APMEX here.
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Columbia apparel here. Go figure.
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It's now "Toyota Time." A bit more acceptable.
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Someone finally showed up to commiserate with dumb, pitiful Atman, but it was only BuzzClick.
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Buzz Clik (28,483 posts)
4. Gotta tell, you, Atman...
DU is a bubbling cauldron of insanity and paranoia, but that place is damned near beyond description.
When the Bush library was opening and DU was all in a stir because Bush is a war criminal and the worst president ever etc etc, the knuckledraggers crawled all over themselves to see who could give the highest praise to Dubya. It was a fascinating display.
Today, in response to a thread ripping Obama, some of the true idiots are trying to convince us that they were highly critical of Bush, thought his "second term sucked" and would have impeached him if he had done anything half as egregious as the IRS, AP, or Benghazi "scandals."
Maybe drugs severely affected your memory, actually, more likely a certainty, but it's not the case with everyone. NUMEROUS people here were opposed to Bush's bailouts and coddling up to your elected ****tard Progs in Congress, essentially giving them everything they wanted in his second term, but those were policy decisions, not something you impeach someone over. Obama's scandals, however, are ALL impeachable. Dickhead.
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Buzz Clik (28,483 posts)
4. Gotta tell, you, Atman...
DU is a bubbling cauldron of insanity and paranoia
But on that point, we agree.
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:rofl:
I think we're driving the ad machine crazy. It's all over the board now. I can't figure out why Atman doesn't simply come over and 'visit' with us and explain to us how all this magic works.
:whatever:
KC
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:rofl:
I think we're driving the ad machine crazy. It's all over the board now. I can't figure out why Atman doesn't simply come over and 'visit' with us and explain to us how all this magic works.
:whatever:
KC
I'm still getting AmEx--but it's up to Platinum Card now! :whistling:
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I believe it works because the code in the page calls a java script called "show_ads_impl.js" from pagead2.googlesyndication.com.
The java script clearly works with cookies. Cookies are what enables the ads to be transportable between websites and browser windows which explains why you can look at John Deere's website, go here and see an ad for Deere then go to HotAir (for instance) and see an ad for Deere.
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Atman is a poster boy for the loony left.
The DUche thinks he is really smart when in fact he is at best ignorant and more likely just plain DUmb. However, previous errors and lack of success will never deter the truly DUlusonal from proudly displaying the stupidity and lack of experience.
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:rofl:
I think we're driving the ad machine crazy. It's all over the board now. I can't figure out why Atman doesn't simply come over and 'visit' with us and explain to us how all this magic works.
:whatever:
KC
He can bring Buzzy with him since they both have memberships here.
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I think he's just upset that whenever he visits he doesn't get the men's lingerie ads or the scent underwear for men.
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I'm still getting AmEx--but it's up to Platinum Card now! :whistling:
I've got ad blockers on my browsers so I don't see the ads.
:tongue:
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I've got ad blockers on my browsers so I don't see the ads.
:tongue:
Ghostery works well for that, what do you use?
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Oh man, that's asking too much.
Tell Atman to do something he can do.
Go **** himself with an empty cartoon bubble?
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Ghostery works well for that, what do you use?
AdBlock Plus
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:rotf:
I was just asked by a friend of mine what sites I use to shop for used cars. I didn't know if I remembered the exact name so I typed it in the URL and the site popped up. NOW I'm getting ads for Mazda cars! Heh.
Yeah, I guess Atman is right. It works off the name of the Forum Topic. All those MAzdan's over at mazdaunderground.com are just too smart for us.
KC
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:rotf:
I was just asked by a friend of mine what sites I use to shop for used cars. I didn't know if I remembered the exact name so I typed it in the URL and the site popped up. NOW I'm getting ads for Mazda cars! Heh.
Yeah, I guess Atman is right. It works off the name of the Forum Topic. All those MAzdan's over at mazdaunderground.com are just too smart for us.
KC
It works on many different metrics. Atman's stupid ass thinks we're thinking it has something to do with going to google.com and typing something into the search engine, even though there isn't one post in this entire thread that says a ****ing thing about a google search. Yes, he IS that Damn stupid. I don't even use f'n Google.com as my search engine. I'm still a Yahoo guy.
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Zico water. F'n seriously? I've never even had that.
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Go **** himself with an empty cartoon bubble?
He can't do that.
Mission Control still holds the copyright.
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Now, why did the buzzy one go and delete his comment?
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Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for?
KC
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I know! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Someone finally showed up to commiserate with dumb, pitiful Atman, but it was only BuzzClick.
Two ****ing morons together doesn't make for much in the way of brain power. A bowl of cornflakes would beat them to a Nobel prize.
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Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for?
It's a metric, but not the only one. When I bought that scooter, those damn ads popped up all the time after I visited that site. I have an Infinity ad on here now, and I don't drive cars nor was I searching for one.
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I was looking up this one fruit loop singer my sister was listening to make sure it wasn't bad, and I had his fruity little face staring at me for like a month in ads. :thatsright:
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He can't do that.
Mission Control still holds the copyright.
Well, damn...
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Waste of America sounds like Atman to a T.
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I would have guessed Pedro would be seeing ads looking for male subs.
(http://ts2.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4568055200024309&pid=15.1)