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Title: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 13, 2013, 04:43:30 PM
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Taverner (53,139 posts)

Nice. I just got laid off. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Capitalism? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018387474)

Brand new thread in the lounge.  Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.  :loser:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 04:48:12 PM
I think that he predicted that this would happen a few weeks back. He was bitching about his pay, as he was a temp, not being equal to permanent employees.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: J P Sousa on May 13, 2013, 04:48:27 PM
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 I hate Capitalism  

Yes, it's much better to be on welfare or continual unemployment. (/DUmmie speak)

Stupid lazy........ :censored:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: FlaGator on May 13, 2013, 04:53:20 PM
I guess if you have no marketable skills and the personality of a hyena or can't dance naked in a bar then capitalism does suck.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2013, 04:53:38 PM
If it's true, he got wallduded.

You may recall his real world name and DUmp postings may have been forwarded to his ostensible employer.

But to believe it's true, you have to believe he held a job.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2013, 04:59:07 PM
Sure, it's the value-based system's fault you're worthless.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ogre on May 13, 2013, 05:11:00 PM
I'm not surprised, given his piss poor attitude in general, I'd be willing to bet that it bled over into his work environment.

I suspect that the overall productivity of his coworkers has increased now that his worthless ass isn't detracting from their performance.

Oh, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving DUmptard.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 13, 2013, 05:14:54 PM
Why doesn't Taverner move to North Korea, China, or Cuba? Why doesn't he illegally enter Mexico and live off their social welfare programs?
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: chitownchica on May 13, 2013, 05:17:00 PM
Taverner- you better thank God for capitalism. If you got the government you want and deserve, you would be shot. Communists expect people to work.

DUmbass.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Dori on May 13, 2013, 05:17:27 PM
Is this the one who was a temp and wanted to unionize everybody?
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 13, 2013, 05:22:03 PM
Well, Tav...looks like its back to being a gay prostitute for you.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 05:23:01 PM
Is this the one who was a temp and wanted to unionize everybody?

It started here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,86691.0.html
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Texacon on May 13, 2013, 05:33:27 PM
WTF does capitalism have to do with it if you're a good worker?  Tav is twining on himself.

KC
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Airwolf on May 13, 2013, 06:46:01 PM
More likely he burned through the bottom of a piss cup when they asked him to donate a sample to check up on him.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2013, 06:53:26 PM
If it's true, he got wallduded.

 ::)

<<<may be absent due to mourning, but doesn't mean am not watching the primitives.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BattleHymn on May 13, 2013, 07:06:51 PM
It's a good thing he has that profitable recording studio to fall back onto when times get tough. 


Right?




Right?? 


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2013, 07:11:52 PM
Don't forget his hugely popular website.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 13, 2013, 07:22:43 PM
Taverner- you better thank God for capitalism. If you got the government you want and deserve, you would be shot. Communists expect people to work.

DUmbass.


Exactly.  H5
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 09:21:24 PM
Don't forget his hugely popular website.

And a bargain at .99 a month.

The cost may drain his mad money now that he got shit canned.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BattleHymn on May 13, 2013, 09:42:24 PM
And a bargain at .99 a month.

The cost may drain his mad money now that he got shit canned.

Where is his website?  I must have missed it.

I too want to join the rabble of people that have feasted their eyes on said masterpiece.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: chitownchica on May 13, 2013, 09:50:19 PM

Exactly.  H5

Thanks for the H5 Traves :).
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 09:59:19 PM
Where is his website?  I must have missed it.

I too want to join the rabble of people that have feasted their eyes on said masterpiece.

I didn't bookmark the link. It's a good thing for you that I didn't. You would have spent hours looking at his masterpiece.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Delmar on May 13, 2013, 10:07:22 PM
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Taverner (53,141 posts)
11. It is ****ed up

Part of me hopes I die

Part of me wants to live long enough to rub this in their faces

Part of me realizes it is futile

And part of you thinks that you can take all the pain away by buying yourself a shiny new bicycle.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2013, 10:12:53 PM
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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #10)
Mon May 13, 2013, 09:08 PM
Taverner (53,141 posts)

11. It is ****ed up

Part of me hopes I die


I'm with you, DUmmy.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2013, 10:26:54 PM
Where is his website?  I must have missed it.

I too want to join the rabble of people that have feasted their eyes on said masterpiece.
It would be this: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=84898.20
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BattleHymn on May 13, 2013, 10:35:00 PM
I didn't bookmark the link. It's a good thing for you that I didn't. You would have spent hours looking at his masterpiece.
:rofl:
Thanks to Chris' link, I can see that it is coming along well.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 10:41:41 PM
It would be this: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=84898.20

There's two lurkers over there now. :rofl:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2013, 12:14:06 AM


I'm with you, DUmmy.

I'll send razor blades.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: diesel driver on May 14, 2013, 06:02:57 AM
I clicked the link for Tavo's website, I got nothing.

Not that I was expecting anything in the first place...   :lmao:

I guess in that sense, my expectations were met!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2013, 06:11:31 AM
I clicked the link for Tavo's website, I got nothing.

Not that I was expecting anything in the first place...   :lmao:

I guess in that sense, my expectations were met!   :rotf:

If you get nothing, you got all of the contents.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Splashdown on May 14, 2013, 06:19:50 AM
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BanTheGOP (1,024 posts)
19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.


 :whatever:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: ColonelCarrots on May 14, 2013, 07:14:29 AM
I consider myself a bit of a humorist. In History this past semester, we were learning about the Protestant Work Ethic. You know, everyone works hard, and all work is done for the glory of God. So I begin to doodle in my notes a fat man sitting in a recliner. I titled it "The New American Work Ethic".

He needs to get off his fat ass, and get to work.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2013, 07:22:48 AM
Dude, how ****ed up do you have to be to lose a job after three WEEKS?
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: 67 Rover on May 14, 2013, 08:55:34 AM


I'm with you, DUmmy.

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: wasp69 on May 14, 2013, 09:06:27 AM
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BanTheGOP (1,024 posts)
19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

And if frogs had wings, we'd need bigger fly swatters.   :whatever:

Choke yourself, retard.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2013, 11:22:26 AM
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BanTheGOP (1,024 posts)
19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.


Ban--you're still a member in good standing here.

Why don't you come over here and explain exactly how that'd work?  BTW--go ahead and cite some examples of where that's worked before.  That's okay, we'll wait.

And wait, and wait, and wait....
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Chris_ on May 14, 2013, 11:24:40 AM
BTGOP's dumbass statement reminds me of something I heard that supposedly came from the Soviet Union... "We pretend to work, they pretend to pay us."

Meanwhile, Taverner's old lady would be standing in line for half the day waiting for a loaf of bread.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:34:44 AM
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2013, 11:36:26 AM
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:

I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:51:10 AM
I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).

We're talking one of these, Ralphie:

:jerkit:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2013, 11:52:11 AM
We're talking one of these, Ralphie:

:jerkit:

:doh:

Read that too quickly, sorry!
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2013, 11:53:16 AM
I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).

Their specialty is with the men. The Bull Dykes have claim on the ladies.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2013, 11:59:31 AM
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real jobs without the necessity of profits

A laughable DUmp concept, but it's exactly the purpose of the tens of billions wasted on "renewable energy".
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2013, 12:17:24 PM
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BanTheGOP (1,024 posts)
19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.

God, he is so ****ing stupid!!!!!!  :mental: Just call yourself a Communist.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2013, 12:22:00 PM


Ban--you're still a member in good standing here.

Why don't you come over here and explain exactly how that'd work?  BTW--go ahead and cite some examples of where that's worked before.  That's okay, we'll wait.

And wait, and wait, and wait....

Don't count on it.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: FlaGator on May 14, 2013, 01:01:05 PM
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BanTheGOP (1,024 posts)
19. If pigs had wings...

fixed
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2013, 05:00:51 PM
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:

A hearty H5 given for that one BSS. Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
A hearty H5 given for that one BSS. Made me laugh.

Why, thank you!  Right back at ya! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Taverner loses yet another job
Post by: chitownchica on May 15, 2013, 03:01:25 AM
Why, thank you!  Right back at ya! :cheersmate:

Thanks!