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Title: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 15, 2013, 10:39:48 PM
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Mon Apr 15, 2013, 05:49 PM
WilliamPitt (54,251 posts)

My city.
I have a two-week-old baby laying in the arms of my wife here at home. I live three miles away from where this happened. I am staying put...but I want to go down there WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. I used to live a few blocks away from where the bombs went off. I have dozens of friends down there, either running or spectating or working.
 
This is my city. I want to go there to help, to find friends, to defy whoever did this, because **** this shit, that's why. **** this shit.
 
But I'm staying put. God damn it to Hell, I'm staying put.

My daughter now lives in a world where her home town was bombed on Marathon Day, the best day of the year here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022678965
What a brave man!

What a hero!

Only one thing is wrong.

No city, even a corrupt, filthy, blue shithole dump like Boston, belongs to an unemployable drunken deadbeat.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Ballygrl on April 15, 2013, 10:47:08 PM
Anyone else think that Pitt, after becoming a Father, will become more conservative?
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 15, 2013, 10:48:58 PM
Anyone else think that Pitt, after becoming a Father, will become more conservative?
I don't believe he has any introspection, so no.

He may be 'conservative' with his kid but he'll sacrifice everyone else's to community property.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 15, 2013, 10:49:50 PM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 15, 2013, 11:07:47 PM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.

H5. My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Firekrakka on April 15, 2013, 11:31:39 PM
It's always "all about him."
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: BattleHymn on April 15, 2013, 11:41:01 PM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.

Pittstain, hanging out with his closest friend and confidant:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/William%20Pitt/pitt_pitt_zpsd4d25214.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: shoes off the couch on April 15, 2013, 11:44:50 PM
Is he irritated that his watering hole might have closed early because of this?

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Undies on April 16, 2013, 06:43:21 AM
Pittstain, hanging out with his closest friend and confidant:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/William%20Pitt/pitt_pitt_zpsd4d25214.jpg)

The Brothers Ghey?
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: txradioguy on April 16, 2013, 06:44:47 AM
Anyone else think that Pitt, after becoming a Father, will become more conservative?

Nope.  He's raising the next Ava IMO
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: txradioguy on April 16, 2013, 06:45:46 AM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.

Sounds like someone else that reads speeches with a lot of "I" "my" and "me" in them.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Billiam Pitts on April 16, 2013, 07:32:41 AM
Pittstain, hanging out with his closest friend and confidant:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/William%20Pitt/pitt_pitt_zpsd4d25214.jpg)

That is just creepy.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Karin on April 16, 2013, 07:34:04 AM
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But I'm staying put. God damn it to Hell, I'm staying put.


We are eternally grateful for your deep sacrifice, Will.  The Herculean effort of "staying put" must have exhausted you.  
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2013, 07:46:40 AM
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Mon Apr 15, 2013, 05:49 PM
WilliamPitt (54,251 posts)

My city.
I have a two-week-old baby laying in the arms of my wife here at home. I live three miles away from where this happened. I am staying put...but I want to go down there WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. I used to live a few blocks away from where the bombs went off. I have dozens of friends down there, either running or spectating or working.
 
This is my city. I want to go there to help, to find friends, to defy whoever did this, because **** this shit, that's why. **** this shit.
 
But I'm staying put. God damn it to Hell, I'm staying put.

My daughter now lives in a world where her home town was bombed on Marathon Day, the best day of the year here.

Your messiah will protect you.  Oh yeh, no he won't.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: wasp69 on April 16, 2013, 09:51:28 AM
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Mon Apr 15, 2013, 05:49 PM
WilliamPitt (54,251 posts)

My city.
I have a two-week-old baby laying in the arms of my wife here at home. I live three miles away from where this happened. I am staying put...but I want to go down there WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. I used to live a few blocks away from where the bombs went off. I have dozens of friends down there, either running or spectating or working.
 
This is my city. I want to go there to help, to find friends, to defy whoever did this, because **** this shit, that's why. **** this shit.
 
But I'm staying put. God damn it to Hell, I'm staying put.

There's no need for drunken DUmmies, Willy, and it's not like you have any useful skills that could be used.  It's best that you stay home and out of the way. 

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My daughter now lives in a world where her home town was bombed on Marathon Day, the best day of the year here.

Well, make sure you tell her how you helped weaken her country and made it a more dangerous place.  You, the DUmp, and your boy obinga can

:ownit:
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 16, 2013, 10:08:36 AM
Nope.  He's raising the next Ava IMO

The apple does not fall far from the tree.  :mental:
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Carl on April 16, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
Pitt,you drunken asshat...people were killed and lives forever shattered and you make a thread about how you so want to go there to help but just can`t?

What the **** is wrong with these lunatics?
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Rebel on April 16, 2013, 10:18:58 AM
Pitt,you drunken asshat...people were killed and lives forever shattered and you make a thread about how you so want to go there to help but just can`t?

What the **** is wrong with these lunatics?

Raven's stupid ass raised him to be a *****.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Big Dog on April 16, 2013, 10:41:28 AM
William Pitt at home:

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/William%20Pitt/bd-042013_zps41d6d521.jpg)

"Whaddya mean, I can't give whiskey to a baby? It says 'baby whiskey' right on the bottle."

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/baby_zpse3958b36.jpg)

"It's good enough for Daddy, too!"

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/WhiskeyBabyBottle_zpsbb3ffe32.jpg)

"And look, the nipple fits!"


Title: Re: Re: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 16, 2013, 01:54:51 PM
H5. My thoughts exactly.
Reminds me of adolescent angst. Not only does he have to feel it, he has to tell us he's feeling it.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Dori on April 16, 2013, 02:29:48 PM
He'll use that baby as an excuse for his "feelings" until he gets jealous of all the attention she's getting. Be afraid baby, be very afraid.   :panic:

Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 16, 2013, 03:39:57 PM
He'll use that baby as an excuse for his "feelings" until he gets jealous of all the attention she's getting. Be afraid baby, be very afraid.

The baby's biggest risk is that he'll be passed out drunk and roll over onto her.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: 67 Rover on April 16, 2013, 03:51:33 PM
The baby's biggest risk is that he'll be passed out drunk and roll over onto her. trade her for a quart of gin and a tolerance bumper sticker.

FIFY.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 16, 2013, 04:24:36 PM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.

And incredible *****.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: miskie on April 16, 2013, 04:30:12 PM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Maybe he has taken a correspondence course in CalPeggian Poetry.

Quote from: California Pitty

my life sucks
So. Hard.

bukowski's calls

drink drink drink..

its


unimaginable



the stuppidity


oov  myy


drink-drin-drink



ill crush you uinder my heele yu freeper scum

liek a bitch


drink drink thud.

Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Billiam Pitts on April 16, 2013, 04:42:07 PM
Pitt,you drunken asshat...people were killed and lives forever shattered and you make a thread about how you so want to go there to help but just can`t?

What the **** is wrong with these lunatics?


Pitt would have done what he always does. He would have gone down there and then been held back by police. Then he would live blog from the scene like a nads correspondent. He would hang for five minutes and post how "he's a rock and his city is filled with resilient people". The post would get 500 responses all saying "K&R!"; "DU's own WILL PITT!" and then somebody would post something snarky, Pittstain would tell that person to "f*uck off!". Then  he would whine how "people suck" he's down with DU and then he would find the closest bar, drown his sorrows in bourbon, then he would go home drunk and slap his wife and kick his baby.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Ogre on April 16, 2013, 04:51:12 PM
Pitts, do the first responders a favor and stay the **** away.

They don't have any use for a long-winded, drunken piece of human trash.

You'll just get in everyones way and make the job that much more difficult to accomplish.

Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2013, 08:16:53 AM

Pitt would have done what he always does. He would have gone down there and then been held back by police. Then he would live blog from the scene like a nads correspondent. He would hang for five minutes and post how "he's a rock and his city is filled with resilient people". The post would get 500 responses all saying "K&R!"; "DU's own WILL PITT!" and then somebody would post something snarky, Pittstain would tell that person to "f*uck off!". Then  he would whine how "people suck" he's down with DU and then he would find the closest bar, drown his sorrows in bourbon, then he would go home drunk and slap his wife and kick his baby.

damn  :rotf:
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: wasp69 on April 17, 2013, 08:21:47 AM
then he would go home drunk and slap his wife and kick his baby.

You were pretty spot on until this.  I don't know what your particular beef with Willy tosspot might be, but this was crass and unnecessary.
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 17, 2013, 09:46:01 AM
Maybe he has taken a correspondence course in CalPeggian Poetry.


Quote
my life sucks
So. Hard.

bukowski's calls

drink drink drink..

its


unimaginable



the stuppidity


oov  myy


drink-drin-drink



ill crush you uinder my heele yu freeper scum

liek a bitch


drink drink thud.


(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grumpy-cat-citizen-kane-applause-clapping.gif)
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Big Dog on April 17, 2013, 10:07:32 AM
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grumpy-cat-citizen-kane-applause-clapping.gif)

Citizen Grumpy Cat. That's the best!
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 17, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
His every post is...

"My city..."

"I have friends..."

"I feel...."


Arrogant attention whore.


Hmmmmmm, reminds me of a certain president named Barack Obama. 
Title: Re: Drunken Deadbeat Pitt Spending Business Hours At Home
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on April 17, 2013, 01:20:13 PM

Pitt would have done what he always does. He would have gone down there and then been held back by police. Then he would live blog from the scene like a nads correspondent. He would hang for five minutes and post how "he's a rock and his city is filled with resilient people". The post would get 500 responses all saying "K&R!"; "DU's own WILL PITT!" and then somebody would post something snarky, Pittstain would tell that person to "f*uck off!". Then  he would whine how "people suck" he's down with DU and then he would find the closest bar, drown his sorrows in bourbon, then he would go home drunk and slap his wife and kick his baby.

I was with you until the bolded. I see you've had several BS's for that, and count another now.