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Title: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 06:56:27 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022599019

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devilgrrl (20,660 posts) Mon Apr 1, 2013, 03:03 PM

Congratulations Will Pitt and welcome Lola Jane Pitt

Will's a dad!!!

Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM: Those things procreate?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM: Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: USA4ME on April 01, 2013, 07:04:39 PM: Walks like a woman but talks like a man - Lola.

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Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2013, 07:06:05 PM: Lola?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 07:07:11 PM: Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2013, 07:06:05 PM
Lola?

The mother's originally from Altoona.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: thundley4 on April 01, 2013, 07:20:08 PM: Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.

Lola can be just as bad as Lolita.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s[/youtube]
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2013, 07:35:14 PM: That's almost as bad as Ingrid.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 07:36:50 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on April 01, 2013, 07:35:14 PM
That's almost as bad as Ingrid.

Must've been named after both grandmothers.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2013, 07:41:16 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 07:36:50 PM
Must've been named after both grandmothers.
My grandmother's name was Elsie. You don't see that anymore.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2013, 08:09:38 PM: Still no word on who's the father.

Expect photos any day, as he tries to prove that at least it's the same race.

It's really sad to hear of an infant being born into a household headed by a crawling, puking, hopeless drunkard.

Another generation totally dependent on money earned decades ago.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Ogre on April 01, 2013, 08:12:55 PM: Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.

I hope so as well, but given the dad is a drunk and the grandmother an idiot, there is only a chance for the kid.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 01, 2013, 08:15:32 PM: Quote
Lola Jane Pitt

:whatever:

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Those things procreate?

Unfortunately.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 01, 2013, 08:21:13 PM: Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2013, 07:06:05 PM
Lola?

L-O-L-A, Lola.

:-)
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2013, 08:21:50 PM: Poor kid already has two strikes against her... a silly name and loser parents.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: 67 Rover on April 01, 2013, 08:41:58 PM: Lucky little spawn survived in one of the most dangerous environments on earth, a liberals mothers womb. Between the alcohol, drugs and abortion its a miracle.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 01, 2013, 08:49:28 PM: Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/lolita_zps71d53a92.jpg)

ACT II, SCENE 6

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/lolita-humbert06_zps94f53850.jpg)

Pitt pretended to read Das Kapital, but his eyes could not leave Lolita, her hips swaying rhythmically within the hula hoop's loose embrace. "Huuuuula hooooop", Pitt thought, as he covered his lap with the robe and filed away the mental movie for later.

ACT II, SCENE 7

Later, in his bath, Pitt had an epiphany.

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/lolita_r2_zps1685f0ce.jpg)

"It's not like she's my daughter by blood", he said to himself.

He had a second epiphany a minute later.

"It's damned difficult to masturbate and hold a glass of whiskey with my mouth." But in the end, he didn't lose a drop.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Ballygrl on April 01, 2013, 09:11:49 PM: A baby is a beautiful thing, congrats to the new Parents and to Raven.
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Post by: beefeater on April 01, 2013, 09:20:05 PM: Awww isn't that special.

Say, I wonder if his close personal friend Scott Ritter is out of jail and available for baby sitting duty.

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/26/magazine/26ritter1/26ritter1-articleInline.jpg)
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:22:05 PM: Quote from: beefeater on April 01, 2013, 09:20:05 PM
Say, I wonder if his close personal friend Scott Ritter is out of jail and available for baby sitting duty.

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/26/magazine/26ritter1/26ritter1-articleInline.jpg)

Good question.

For the record, the Bostonian Drunkard's never disavowed the man who made him.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Those things procreate?

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Married_on_Planet_Pitt_zps75ce3404.jpg)

Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: beefeater on April 01, 2013, 09:35:54 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:22:05 PM
Good question.

For the record, the Bostonian Drunkard's never disavowed the man who made him.

Disavowed? Hell a couple of years ago, before he blocked me from his Twitter account, he was still maintaining that Ritter was set up to silence him.

Completely innocent he was.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 01, 2013, 09:47:28 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Married_on_Planet_Pitt_zps75ce3404.jpg)

Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.

Wee Willy Pitt, the James Taggert of DU. One can only hope that his Cheryl fares better. It looks like the Trust Fund Baby is trying to eat her face.

I don't understand the poster on the wall behind Pastor Curly. A rosy palm with the word "Yoda" underneath? And the Zulu vestments- the traditions of the Boston Diocese amaze me!
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Billiam Pitts on April 01, 2013, 09:48:44 PM: Quote from: 67 Rover on April 01, 2013, 08:41:58 PM
Lucky little spawn survived in one of the most dangerous environments on earth, a liberals mothers womb. Between the alcohol, drugs and abortion its a miracle.

No doubt, with abortion on the table as it is in the Pitt household it's pretty much the equivalent of letting a toddler walk around with a loaded revolver. Hell, I bet the Pitts considered aborting the little tyke just to get some liberal street cred on DU. That's the type of person Will Pitt is.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 01, 2013, 09:59:37 PM: Oh, shit. I just looked at the wedding picture again.

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Married_on_Planet_Pitt_zps75ce3404.jpg)

Pitt gave her The Kiss of Death. Remember Michael and Fredo?

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/TheGodfatherKissofDeath_zps5b49440f.jpg)

See what I mean?

RUN AWAY, MRS. PITT!!!
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: diesel driver on April 02, 2013, 04:30:24 AM: Quote from: Ogre on April 01, 2013, 08:12:55 PM
I hope so as well, but given the dad is a drunk and the grandmother an idiot, there is only a chance for the kid.

A GOOD chance she will grow up and realize what a loser her dad is, and all he preaches (liberalism) is total and complete bullshit.

She COULD be as conservative as Maggie Thatcher.

She COULD also be Daddy's Drinking buddy in about 21 10 years.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Gina on April 02, 2013, 07:17:15 AM: Quote from: Ballygrl on April 01, 2013, 09:11:49 PM
A baby is a beautiful thing, congrats to the new Parents and to Raven.

Right! Congratulations to the new bundle of joy!
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Karin on April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM: Who made that photo up there? That's hilarious!

Absolutely true about the most dangerous environment on earth. Surprised she made it through.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 07:39:59 AM: Quote from: Karin on April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM
Who made that photo up there? That's hilarious!

It's in one of my photobucket accounts.

If I recall correctly, as quickly as the maternal ancestress Raven was posting the wedding pictures, I was copying them. So it's reasonable to assume she took it?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 07:43:23 AM: Quote from: Karin on April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM

I went and checked the DUmping Ground forum.

"wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard" (October 14, 2009)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35115.0.html
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 02, 2013, 08:37:27 AM: Quote from: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 07:43:23 AM
I went and checked the DUmping Ground forum.

"wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard" (October 14, 2009)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35115.0.html

My favorite from the collection:

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/7025_181295956214_630226214_4362800.jpg)
Wee Willy contemplates throwing a cigarette butt in Mother Earth's face, while the blushing bride looks on with disapproval.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 02, 2013, 08:40:15 AM: (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/7025_181296036214_630226214_4362813.jpg)
The blushing bride and Michelle Obama led the traditional Hog Calling Contest at the wedding dance.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 02, 2013, 08:54:52 AM: (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/7025_181296091214_630226214_4362821.jpg)

Wee Willy and the blushing bride followed an old Soviet wedding tradition, and cut a loaf of black bread at the reception.

Each guest received 20 grams of black bread, an increase from last week's ration of 30 grams, and a paper cup of cloudy wodka. The guests then led the couple to the bridal chamber, toasted the couple with the traditional words, Do svidaniya!, and locked them in the room until morning.

Wee Willy, channeling his inner Charles Bukowski, had been pounding cheap rye since breakfast. He vomited, then passed out. The blushing bride spent her first night of wedded bliss rinsing vomit out of her wedding dress, weeping softly, and using her iPhone to research Massachusetts' law on the minimum length of marriage to claim half a trust fund.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Big Dog on April 02, 2013, 09:15:06 AM: (http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/7025_181295846214_630226214_4362783.jpg)

Skinner, no friend of Wee Willy, watched from the street. The carbon-belching limo was paid for by DUmmy stars and hearts.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Karin on April 02, 2013, 12:09:42 PM: I had forgotten about those knitted granny shawls as part of the bridal ensemble.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Billiam Pitts on April 02, 2013, 12:47:49 PM: I wondering how many times Will Pitt has thrown the smack down on his wife. You know that he has considering his hatred of women. Pitt is no stranger to spousal abuse, that is clear in the language that he used when he threatened to beat the poor antisocial homeless woman on DU. Pitt has probably used the "punching bag" routine on quite a few women to force abortion. The guy is a real sicko.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 03:37:00 PM: Who's the father?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2013, 05:03:27 PM: Pitt's wedding party, including his tattooed beard, was the most unattractive collection of people I've ever seen.

It's doubtful this new whelp will look any better, unless its unidentified father contributed an overwhelming load of genes.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 05:15:14 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2013, 05:03:27 PM
Pitt's wedding party, including his tattooed beard, was the most unattractive collection of people I've ever seen.

Yeah, it was pretty bad, that mama Raven was the only clean-looking, non-greasy, person there.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: BattleHymn on April 02, 2013, 05:49:05 PM: Quote from: diesel driver on April 02, 2013, 04:30:24 AM
A GOOD chance she will grow up and realize what a loser her dad is, and all he preaches (liberalism) is total and complete bullshit.

She COULD be as conservative as Maggie Thatcher.

She COULD also be Daddy's Drinking buddy in about 21 10 years.

My spousal unit came from a long line of stark raving moonbats. She is anything but! Never count anyone out, or in, just because of what they were born into.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 06:07:31 PM: I believe I swiped his wedding pictures from his Facebook page before he un-friended me for replying to one of his idiotic posts with a comment that included something that had a reference to "24 business hours.". It was something I couldn't resist saying, even though I had been able to keep my FB friendship with him for more than a year prior.

I'm telling ya - Facebook takes being a mole to a whole different level. Right, Nadin?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 06:13:28 PM: Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 06:07:31 PM
I believe I swiped his wedding pictures from his Facebook page before he un-friended me for replying to one of his idiotic posts with a comment that included something that had a reference to "24 business hours.". It was something I couldn't resist saying, even though I had been able to keep my FB friendship with him for more than a year prior.

I'm telling ya - Facebook takes being a mole to a whole different level. Right, Nadin?

I noticed your pic on the DU FB page. The DUmmies will never guess which one I'm referring to.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 08:23:52 PM: Quote from: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 06:13:28 PM
I noticed your pic on the DU FB page. The DUmmies will never guess which one I'm referring to.

That is true. Who are you on FB and are we friends there?
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Married_on_Planet_Pitt_zps75ce3404.jpg)

Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.

Is that a cone head? :rotf:
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Chris_ on April 02, 2013, 08:26:40 PM: Please tell me that horrible artwork behind Curly was done by a child. I may sleep easier tonight.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 08:29:44 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
Is that a cone head? :rotf:

Actually, besides the shaved heads--a lot of the guests had shaved heads, judging from the posted photographs--what grosses me out is how for most of them, it looks as if they smeared their skin with Crisco grease or something.

I never cared for greasy-looking people; it's a turn-off.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 09:45:20 PM: Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 08:23:52 PM

That is true. Who are you on FB and are we friends there?

Yes.

**** Tucker
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 10:50:32 PM: Quote from: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 09:45:20 PM
Yes.

**** Tucker

I knew that - I was just testing you. :whistling: You kicked my ass in WWF once, I believe.

(Sorry, it's a blonde night. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it).
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2013, 04:15:17 AM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
Is that a cone head? :rotf:

Jess, you missed the guy with the bar code on the back of his head in the lower right corner.
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 03, 2013, 12:33:04 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2013, 04:15:17 AM
Jess, you missed the guy with the bar code on the back of his head in the lower right corner.

I thought that was a tattoo! :rofl:
Title: Re: it's a girl
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2013, 02:36:02 PM: The wedding looked a lot worse before the photoshopping.