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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 25, 2013, 07:37:07 PM
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nolabear (13,870 posts)
Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey?rel=player
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10022565536
amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
1. Saw this on Huffpo
and was blown away. I had no idea he had such a good singing voice
I usually think of him as clownish, but loved this video.
Spot on Thank You Jim Carey
He is a clown.
Control-Z (7,774 posts)
2. K&R Love Jim Carrey!
Love him even more after this!!
Yeah I bet you do.
amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
7. It was a well written piece
Loved the band mates. Gandhi, John Lennon and Lincoln
Well written? :lmao:
nolabear (13,870 posts)
6. That's how you know you've got 'em scared. I'll bet Funny or Die is a HUGH target for them.
And the only thing they can do is shoot their mouths off.
We aren't scared, and we aint backing down. You freaks of nature are not going to deny us a right that is so important the founders specified it in plain English. The founders knew that someday the gun grabbers would be in power so they set up the framework for us to tell you to kiss our asses.
amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
10. Guess the piece cut a little too close
to the bone for them.
It's funny how passionate gunhumpers are about something, they will never have the balls to actually use
I tell you what DUmmy come visit any of us in the dark of night and see if we have the balls to use them or not.
Cha (122,519 posts)
16. It was a brilliant piece of work..
To me whether it was funny or not was immaterial. It was hard hitting satire wrapped in more truths than the Cold Dead Handers can handle.
It didn't hurt that Carrey does have a good singing voice and that little cowboy dance he doing was Perfect!
thanks nolabear
The only truths in that was that he hates guns.
I figured the DUmmies would think that this is the greatest thing ever.
This was geared for the low information voters and they ate it up.
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I wonder how many armed body guards go everywhere with Carrey? His opinion is worthless until he is willing to live in the same neighborhoods as the people he wants to disarm.
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Dana Loesch smacks Jim Carrey around
http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/ (http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/)
Dana Loesch ✔ @DLoesch
@JimCarrey Pls answer my question: Will u denounce ur film "Kick Ass 2" because it glorifies violence & guns? Or is your talk here hollow?
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I'm also not surprised that DUmmies liked this. We don't call them DUmmies for nothing. Very disrespectful of a well-known civil rights champion.
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It seems the rats are determined to repeat 1994.
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For the record, Jim Carrey is NOT an American. He is a Canadian with a work visa.
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Everything I've ever looked at at Funny Or Die was stupid. They are a target for me only inasmuch as I don't think of them as often as possible.
Even something that had the potential to be funny and wasn't political at all, the 1982 Tron Christmas Special teaser was long and boring and unfunny. I get they were making fun of the Star Wars Christmas special that probably only ten of us in all of the Interwebs remembers but simply because I get that isn't enough to make it funny.
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That was the most retarded movie, I have ever had to see. Not too mention Jinm Carey is an IDIOT!!!
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nolabear (13,870 posts)
6. That's how you know you've got 'em scared. I'll bet Funny or Die is a HUGH target for them.
And the only thing they can do is shoot their mouths off.
Oh, really? Go to Twitchy, putz, and you can read along as Dumber gets ass-raped by Dana Loesch, Adam Baldwin, Nick Searcy, Jim Treacher and.........
.....then :panic: he ran away.
Should have read up thread first:
Dana Loesch smacks Jim Carrey around
http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/ (http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/)
Gandhi
Hate to break it to you semi-literate helmet children, Ghandi was, very much, pro-gun.
Posted by: Freeper
The only truths in that was that he hates guns
Until he needs one or his bodyguards are not around. John Milius (Director and Screenplay for original Red Dawn) made the comment that, during the LA riots numerous anti-gun lefties called him and asked him if he had any guns for sale. :rotf:
It's funny how passionate gunhumpers are about something, they will never have the balls to actually use.
You will never know that it happened, cupcake.
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Greg Gutfeld weighed in on this too:
“He is the most pathetic tool on the face of the earth,†Gutfeld said. “And I hope his career is dead, and he ends up sleeping in a car the way his life began. This video only made me want to go out and only buy a gun. He thinks this is biting satire and going after rural America and a dead man. Let’s talk about Charlton Heston. Charlton Heston was one of the first actors to be behind the civil rights movement and march. What did this jackass Jim Carrey do? He was behind the anti-vaccine panic. There are what, 165,000 people that died from measles last year, according to the World Health Organization.â€
“Jim Carrey has killed more people than all the rifles combined,†Gutfeld continued. “He is a dirty, stinking coward. He is a moral coward. He did a video attacking rural America. But he wouldn’t do video about gangs, which kills way more people with handguns — he wouldn’t do that because he is worried about his career. Such a pathetic, sad, little freak. He is a jiberring mess. He is a modern bigot, he is a modern bigot. He is a bottomless pit of insecurity and the desire for acceptance is why he is doing this, because he knows in his heart he is a fraud.â€
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/25/greg-gutfeld-rips-jim-carrey-as-a-pathetic-tool-sad-little-freak-jiberring-mess/#ixzz2Oe6Xj5o1
Link to the video, the transcript does not do justice to what he said:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/03/25/greg-gutfelds-epic-rant-against-actor-jim-carrey-for-his-anti-gun-parody-hes-a-modern-bigot/
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The blond gal, made a good point... Why was he attacking rural America, making a mockery of country music....why doesn't he go after gangs?? I thought it was interesting that she mentioned Chicago...
Jim Carey is a piece of shit!! Jim and Justin would make a cute couple!!!
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I find myself agreeing with Bob Beckel for the second time in two weeks. If Carrey doesn't like the second amendment, he can take his sorry ass back to Canada. BTW, is his violent comedy still planned for this Summer?
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The blond gal, made a good point... Why was he attacking rural America, making a mockery of country music....why doesn't he go after gangs?? I thought it was interesting that she mentioned Chicago...
Jim Carey is a piece of shit!! Jim and Justin would make a cute couple!!!
Because he's a *****.
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After Gutfeld, I can add nothing. K&R.
BTW, "Funny or Die" ought to be dead. It's so cringingly awful, so not clever.
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I didn't catch Gutfeld's piece live, but I saw the vid this morning. Wow! :cheersmate: If I could H5 him IRL, I would. :hi5:
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Greg Gutfeld weighed in on this too:
Link to the video, the transcript does not do justice to what he said:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/03/25/greg-gutfelds-epic-rant-against-actor-jim-carrey-for-his-anti-gun-parody-hes-a-modern-bigot/
That was great!
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I'm convinced the major reason the primitives are in favor of stripping gun rights, is that those same guns serve as a check against their big mouths.
One doesn't go around saying certain things, if they know they may have to back those words up with their life. Take the guns away, and so goes the balance that creates a respectable society.
The power of the respectable society brought to us by guns is understood by Jim Carrey himself, who would think twice about calling anyone a 'mother****er', if he didn't have armed guards under his employ.
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Jim Carrey ✔ @JimCarrey
The important question is "Do we possess guns in America or do guns possess us?" http://say.ly/VPr5rpR
I bet he considers himself "deep" after a little quip like that... :whatever:
Carrey Had a Twit-Fit too. (http://twitchy.com/2013/03/28/carreycapslock-jim-carreys-twitter-meltdown-earns-well-deserved-smacking/)
Jim Carrey ✔ @JimCarrey
Listen up! MY BODY GAURD DOESN'T HAVE A GUN THT SHOOTS A HUNDRED ROUNDS because we're REASONABLE PEOPLE! HATE HEARS WHT IT WANTS 2 HEAR! 3^|
Then twitterers go off on him. :lmao:
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I'm convinced the major reason the primitives are in favor of stripping gun rights, is that those same guns serve as a check against their big mouths.
One doesn't go around saying certain things, if they know they may have to back those words up with their life. Take the guns away, and so goes the balance that creates a respectable society.
The power of the respectable society brought to us by guns is understood by Jim Carrey himself, who would think twice about calling anyone a 'mother****er', if he didn't have armed guards under his employ.
I disagree. DUmmies and liberals want gun rights stripped because they want to instigate a bloody purge. They really do want to kill people. Its just hard to do when there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
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I disagree. DUmmies and liberals want gun rights stripped because they want to instigate a bloody purge. They really do want to kill people. Its just hard to do when there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
I don't see our two ideas as opposing each other, but more as one following the other. I believe a purge would be attmempted soon after the primitives grow tired of running their mouths.