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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on March 12, 2013, 02:34:29 PM
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I got this off of Drudge, and it's not really close to April 1st, so . . .
Report: 3 Killer Commando Dolphins From Ukraine On The Loose
March 12, 2013 8:47 AM
Sevastopol, Ukraine (CBS Seattle) – Three elite Ukrainian commandos have gone AWOL.
The dolphins are highly trained, intelligent, and can strike anywhere.
Ukrainian media reported earlier this month that three military trained dolphins didn’t return to their base in the Crimean port of Sevastopol. The dolphins were reported to be out during a training exercise.
These particular dolphins are trained in the use of special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers. They are also adept in the use of explosives to sink enemy ships.
It’s unknown if the three missing dolphins had such equipment on them when they went missing, but it is believed that they are out seeking mates.
The sex drive makes fools of us all . . . :whistling:
The rest of it is at: http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/03/12/report-3-killer-commando-dolphins-from-ukraine-on-the-loose/
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The Day of the Dolphin. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/?ref_=sr_1)
Dr Jake Terrell, who has been training a pair of dolphins for many years, has had a breakthrough. He has taught his dolphins to speak and understand English, although they do have a limited vocabulary. When the dolphins are stolen, he discovers they're to be used in an assassination attempt. Now he is in a race to discover who is the target, and where the dolphins are, before the attempt is carried out.
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:drunksailor:
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Charlie the Tuna is reportedly in hiding.
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Call me when someone fries up some killer catfish.
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Good thing they are not bunnies.
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Where's Flipper when we need him?
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Maybe they're double agents. We had some attack dolphins go missing after Katrina.
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Where's Flipper when we need him?
Flipper became a gay prostitute and began turning tricks in the Key West area until AIDS caught up with him. He died in 1984.
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Flipper became a gay prostitute and began turning tricks in the Key West area until AIDS caught up with him. He died in 1984.
A sad story indeed.
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A sad story indeed.
Was this story flipped?
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Was this story flipped?
Yes, it was a small fluke. :whistling:
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Yes, it was a small fluke. :whistling:
Small fluke? I dunno. I see a pretty big blowhole here. Enough to torpedo the whole damned story.
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It sounds like the plot-line of a $10 million movie:
Killer Commando Dolphins: Smiling death from the deep
Three dolphins, trained by Ukranian special services, escape their handlers. Driven mad by their experiences they wreak vengeance on a remote Carribean beach-front resort. Starring Jessica Alba as the beautiful young marine biologist desperately trying to warn the greedy resort owner of impending doom. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the ex-Navy SEAL trying to forget his troubed past while on vacation only to be catapulted into the greatest fight of his life. Co-Starring Haley Joel Osment with special appearance by N'Sync's Joey Patone.
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The dolphins conspired to escape to be mad killers and inspire a terror movie. They were headed towards American waters when a Tuna Trawler scooped them up and processed them as Tuna salad.
Sadly the SciFi made for cable movie never was made.
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It sounds like the plot-line of a $10 million movie:
Killer Commando Dolphins: Smiling death from the deep
Three dolphins, trained by Ukranian special services, escape their handlers. Driven mad by their experiences they wreak vengeance on a remote Carribean beach-front resort. Starring Jessica Alba as the beautiful young marine biologist desperately trying to warn the greedy resort owner of impending doom. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the ex-Navy SEAL trying to forget his troubed past while on vacation only to be catapulted into the greatest fight of his life. Co-Starring Haley Joel Osment with special appearance by N'Sync's Joey Patone.
I like it, but it needs Danny Trejo as a Mexican gardener who is actually a Ukrainian sleeper agent!
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Guess it could be worse. It could be laser sharks.
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