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Title: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Freeper on February 18, 2013, 07:51:45 PM
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WillyT (43,750 posts)

And Heads... Will EXPLODE...


 
ISRAEL TO AWARD OBAMA PRESTIGIOUS MEDAL IN VISIT
AP
Feb 18, 10:16 AM EST

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JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel will award President Barack Obama the country's Presidential Medal of Distinction during his upcoming visit.

Israeli President Shimon Peres' office said Monday that Obama will be recognized for his "unique and significant contribution to strengthening the State of Israel and the security of its citizens."

Obama is scheduled to visit Israel in March - his first as president.

Obama has often had a tense relationship with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu over the Jewish state's West Bank settlement policies and the lack of peace process with the Palestinians.

But Peres and the committee behind the award noted Obama's overall friendship and backing of the Iron Dome missile defense system.

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Link: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ML_ISRAEL_US?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022395639

He can put it on the same shelf as his Nobel Peace Prize, just another thing he hasn't earned.

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Autumn (10,248 posts)
1. Repukes are too stupid to get it.

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Summer Hathaway (1,210 posts)
3. From the same article:

Obama will be the first sitting U.S. president to receive the honor, which was announced by Israeli President Shimon Peres’s office on Monday.

“Barack Obama is a true friend of the State of Israel, and has been since the beginning of his public life,” said Peres in a statement announcing the decision.

 :mental:

This would be like the middle class giving him an award for all the help he has given us.  :mental:



Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: USA4ME on February 18, 2013, 07:55:26 PM
No heads exploding.  Besides the fact that we just never do that, we fully expect liberals to pat each other on the back for things they never accomplished and didn't earn.  If Dear Leader were to get an award for personally ending the Revolutionary War, the War of 1812, the Civil War, WW1, and WW2, it wouldn't surprise me at all, nor would I expect liberals to see anything unusual about it.

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Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 18, 2013, 07:56:27 PM
Yeah, in order to get 0bama to go anywhere you have to give him a trinket. He's like that ugly little dwarf from Labyrinth.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Mike220 on February 18, 2013, 07:59:57 PM
Meh, Peres is a figurehead giving out a meaningless medal to The One. Whats the big deal?
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 18, 2013, 08:05:14 PM
He can put it on the same shelf as his Nobel Peace Prize, just another thing he hasn't earned.

Yeah, in order to get 0bama to go anywhere you have to give him a trinket. He's like that ugly little dwarf from Labyrinth.

Obama got roped.

If he rejects the award then he publically embarrasses himself as insulting our only true mideast ally and would lead to all sorts of political fallout including reinforcing every indictment against his Hagel nomination.

If he accepts the award then he gets tied to the fate of Israel. To wit:

* To allow Israel to be attacked after this is to show himself a fraud.

* If Israel attacks Iran then Iran will remember this moment and drag the US into the conflict; thus putting the onus on Obama to seek the upper-hand solution.


THIS IS HOW YOU MOTHA****IN' PLAY 27-DIMENSIONAL MOTHA****IN CHESS MOTHA ****AHS!!!

Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 18, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
Obama got roped.

If he rejects the award then he publically embarrasses himself as insulting our only true mideast ally and would lead to all sorts of political fallout including reinforcing every indictment against his Hagel nomination.

If he accepts the award then he gets tied to the fate of Israel. To wit:

* To allow Israel to be attacked after this is to show himself a fraud.

* If Israel attacks Iran then Iran will remember this moment and drag the US into the conflict; thus putting the onus on Obama to seek the upper-hand solution.


THIS IS HOW YOU MOTHA****IN' PLAY 27-DIMENSIONAL MOTHA****IN CHESS MOTHA ****AHS!!!


I bow before your wisdom. well said. :hi5:
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: thundley4 on February 18, 2013, 08:42:17 PM
The medal has a bug in it allowing Israel to hear everything going on in the Oval Office.  :-)
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: docstew on February 18, 2013, 08:55:14 PM
The medal has a bug in it allowing Israel to hear everything going on in the Oval Office.  :-)

You assume it wouldn't get tossed out as soon as he boarded AF1
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 18, 2013, 09:01:27 PM
Obama got roped.

If he rejects the award then he publically embarrasses himself as insulting our only true mideast ally and would lead to all sorts of political fallout including reinforcing every indictment against his Hagel nomination.

If he accepts the award then he gets tied to the fate of Israel. To wit:

* To allow Israel to be attacked after this is to show himself a fraud.

* If Israel attacks Iran then Iran will remember this moment and drag the US into the conflict; thus putting the onus on Obama to seek the upper-hand solution.


THIS IS HOW YOU MOTHA****IN' PLAY 27-DIMENSIONAL MOTHA****IN CHESS MOTHA ****AHS!!!



Hmmmm......

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: thundley4 on February 18, 2013, 09:22:49 PM
You assume it wouldn't get tossed out as soon as he boarded AF1

Nope. Obama's ego would demand that it be prominently displayed for all to see in the Oval Office.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Undies on February 18, 2013, 09:31:23 PM
The medal has a bug in it allowing Israel to hear everything going on in the Oval Office.  :-)

I hope they can understand Ebonics jive-talk.  Michelle might be holding a meeting.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 18, 2013, 09:40:06 PM
I hope they can understand Ebonics jive-talk.  Michelle might be holding a meeting.

puh-leez!

Obama is as white bread as they come. He's practically Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

The ghetto act is just that: an act to fool certain constituencies.

Did the green energy subsidies go to inner city minorities? No. It went to rich white men who bundled for him.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Undies on February 18, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
puh-leez!

Obama is as white bread as they come. He's practically Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

The ghetto act is just that: an act to fool certain constituencies.

Did the green energy subsidies go to inner city minorities? No. It went to rich white men who bundled for him.

I was talking about his beard.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: BEG on February 18, 2013, 11:49:10 PM
It's a participation award, everyone from kindergarten on up gets them. Except for some reason Obama doesn't even have to participate.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: jukin on February 18, 2013, 11:57:13 PM
Mr. Bunny, well played sir!
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 19, 2013, 04:26:15 AM
Obama got roped.

If he rejects the award then he publically embarrasses himself as insulting our only true mideast ally and would lead to all sorts of political fallout including reinforcing every indictment against his Hagel nomination.

If he accepts the award then he gets tied to the fate of Israel. To wit:

* To allow Israel to be attacked after this is to show himself a fraud.

* If Israel attacks Iran then Iran will remember this moment and drag the US into the conflict; thus putting the onus on Obama to seek the upper-hand solution.


THIS IS HOW YOU MOTHA****IN' PLAY 27-DIMENSIONAL MOTHA****IN CHESS MOTHA ****AHS!!!



Game, set, and match to the lagomorph.  H5!  (I don't see ptarmigans that are this smart! :tongue: )
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Karin on February 19, 2013, 07:44:03 AM
And it all flies right over their heads.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)
Mon Feb 18, 2013, 08:13 PM
 malaise (103,070 posts)
6. Oh My

This can't be good for ReTHUGs

 
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: diesel driver on February 19, 2013, 07:49:22 AM
The medal has a bug in it allowing Israel to hear everything going on in the Oval Office.  :-)

You assume Lord Zero actually VISITS the Oval Office.

He hardly ever in DC, much less at the White House.   :lmao:
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 19, 2013, 10:38:55 AM
They think they're so smart:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022394428
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Dori on February 19, 2013, 11:51:33 AM
Why are they happy about Obama getting an award from Israel?

I thought they hated those evil illegitimate Joooo occupiers. 
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: txradioguy on February 19, 2013, 11:53:10 AM
Why are they happy about Obama getting an award from Israel?

I thought they hated those evil illegitimate Joooo occupiers. 


They do except when their guy is getting something from them

Then Jews are just swell!
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: txradioguy on February 19, 2013, 11:56:11 AM
Obama got roped.

If he rejects the award then he publically embarrasses himself as insulting our only true mideast ally and would lead to all sorts of political fallout including reinforcing every indictment against his Hagel nomination.

If he accepts the award then he gets tied to the fate of Israel. To wit:

* To allow Israel to be attacked after this is to show himself a fraud.

* If Israel attacks Iran then Iran will remember this moment and drag the US into the conflict; thus putting the onus on Obama to seek the upper-hand solution.


THIS IS HOW YOU MOTHA****IN' PLAY 27-DIMENSIONAL MOTHA****IN CHESS MOTHA ****AHS!!!



Except that given the fact he's in perpetual campaign mode and refuses to govern or take responsibility for anything...he'll be able to blame this on sequestration or the Republicans and the media will then go out and dutifully explain that "in no way and in no uncertain terms does this reflect upon nor have anything to do with the President's stated policy on Israel".
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 19, 2013, 05:33:23 PM
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“Barack Obama is a true friend of the State of Israel, and has been since the beginning of his public life,” said Peres in a statement announcing the decision.
And once again the DUmmies fall for an article from The Onion.
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Karin on February 20, 2013, 02:31:30 PM
Anybody see this yet?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDj9aCUCAAAIDWO.jpg)

During Marco Rubio's visit to Israel. 
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 20, 2013, 02:38:55 PM
Anybody see this yet?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDj9aCUCAAAIDWO.jpg)

During Marco Rubio's visit to Israel. 

Gotta love Bibi! O-)
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Dori on February 20, 2013, 05:03:26 PM
Gotta love Bibi! O-)

and I love Rubio for upstaging Obama  :tongue:
Title: Re: And Heads... Will EXPLODE...
Post by: Maxiest on February 20, 2013, 06:51:40 PM
Why are they happy about Obama getting an award from Israel?

I thought they hated those evil illegitimate Joooo occupiers. 


Because they think our heads will explode.

BTW, great comment.

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Demeter (63,504 posts)
16. If Obama had any integrity, he would decline the honor

but then, he would return the Nobel Peace Prize, as well, if he did have integrity.

 :popcorn: