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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on January 22, 2013, 08:42:40 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (115,278 posts)
Hey will, our secret admirers
are widening their attacks.
Funny...I know.
I guess lack of attention at mummy's basement is bugging them.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022242726
I think she forgot to capitalize the W in will, so I'm guessing she is bragging that her and wee Willie are still favorites at teh CC.
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Good catch. I guess typing "spelunking" correctly was too much for her this time.
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The oblate spheroid, not unsurprisingly, seems to have a perceptual problem.
I'm not aware the DUmpster's "widened" any "attacks" on any primitive.
The inventory offered in the DUmpster, and the "consumers" (decent and civilized reading) eating it up, seems reasonably consistent, the same as it's always been.
In fact, it seems as of late that the DUmpster's been rather amiss in restocking nadin campfires for our amusement.
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Good catch. I guess typing "spelunking" correctly was too much for her this time.
I think spelling "mummy's" wore her tiny brain out.
Is she British now on top of everything else?
The oblate spheroid, not unsurprisingly, seems to have a perceptual problem.
I'm not aware the DUmpster's "widened" any "attacks" on any primitive.
The inventory offered in the DUmpster, and the "consumers" (decent and civilized reading) eating it up, seems reasonably consistent, the same as it's always been.
In fact, it seems as of late that the DUmpster's been rather amiss in restocking nadin campfires for our amusement.
Pitt has been featured a bit more the past few days than he has been since the 24 business hour days. But, he has been posting more.
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Sure is funny to see one of the most deluded DUches about her own intelligence get concerned with people of twice her IQ.
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Hey Nuts! I mean Nads!
I thought mummies lived in tombs?
Love, A Concerned Citizen
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Get bent, Nadin, you skanky know-it-all.
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.....she is bragging that her and wee Willie are still favorites at teh CC.
If I were the Bostonian Drunkard, this would bother me, the oblate spheroid putting herself into my own class.
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Sure is funny to see one of the most deluded DUches about her own intelligence get concerned with people of twice her IQ.
Uh, excuse me, I have an IQ above 80, thank you very much.
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MannyGoldstein (19,941 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:24 PM
1. I'm envious of you guys!
Apparently my good pal Manny's not aware of something.
He's one of franksolich's "protected primitives," which is why he rarely if ever shows up in the DUmpster.
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Apparently my good pal Manny's not aware of something.
He's one of franksolich's "protected primitives," which is why he rarely if ever shows up in the DUmpster.
And here I thought it was because he never posted anything worthy of any interest.
He's plenty stupid, but at DU stupidity is everywhere, so you have to be interesting, not just stupid.
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And here I thought it was because he never posted anything worthy of any interest.
Well now, that doesn't stop Atman or the adroit sparkling old dude from starring in the DUmpster.
My good friend Manny's protected from harsh examination because he's done some favors for franksolich in the past.
<<always remembers those who helped.
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Hi Nadine.
Now go do society a favor and shave your pits.
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Hmmmm.
nadinbrzezinski (115,279 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:15 PM
5. You can have them.
My parrots have far better manners for starters, and they don't do creative fiction writing...the likes of which is impressive. If theirs were not so bad and cardboard like...
Apparently the oblate spheroid doesn't like Flips' and Big Dog's awesome literary talents?
Jealousy, perhaps?
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nads...you of all people have NO place to talk about "creative fiction writing".
None.
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El Guapo telling them about our creative writing is like having that Chinese Mig pilot that rammed that Navy plane a few years back teaching Tom Cruise how to fly.
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The Bostonian Drunkard shows up:
WilliamPitt (53,382 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:28 PM
9. I just served on a jury for this OP.
Now THAT is some funny shit right there.
I voted to leave it, btw. After the recent troll festivities, the idea that your OP is worthy of an alert makes me ROFL and LOL and LOL and LOL.
Oy.
:yawn:
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The Bostonian Drunkard shows up:
:yawn:
Speaking of Pitts that need to be shaved.
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Speaking of Pitts that need to be shaved.
No, God, no.
When the Bostonian Drunkard tries to wear his Yul Brynner look, he looks stupider than ever.
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(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/primitivusbardis_zps132c75bc.jpg)
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No, God, no.
When the Bostonian Drunkard tries to wear his Yul Brynner look, he looks stupider than ever.
You would think that with a head injury and the scar to go with it the last thing he would want to do is look like Mr. Cleans whinney little sister.
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You would think that with a head injury and the scar to go wit hit the last thing he would want to do is look like Mr. Cleans whinney little sister.
I have no idea, no idea at all, what possesses him to think that look is "cool."
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No, God, no.
When the Bostonian Drunkard tries to wear his Yul Brynner look, he looks stupider than ever.
Darn! I see what you mean. :rotf:
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Hmmmm.
Apparently the oblate spheroid doesn't like Flips' and Big Dog's awesome literary talents?
Jealousy, perhaps?
Cardboard like? I gave Omaha Steve and Nads a marshmallow coating (on top of their usual marshmallow coating). Sure, they're cardboard underneath, but I had to stay close to their real personae. Good satire requires it.
Flippy Doo's writing is great. Of all the fictional spirit guides, he's the best.
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You would think that with a head injury and the scar to go wit hit the last thing he would want to do is look like Mr. Cleans whinney little sister.
Liberals hate men that don't act like women. They also hate women that don't look like men.
Pitts is just being true to Liberal form. :lmao:
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Cardboard like? I gave Omaha Steve and Nads a marshmallow coating (on top of their usual marshmallow coating). Sure, they're cardboard underneath, but I had to stay close to their real personae. Good satire requires it.
Flippy Doo's writing is great. Of all the fictional spirit guides, he's the best.
By the way, I'm concerned.
I haven't haunted Skins's island for some days--or perhaps weeks--now, given my weakened condition.
Has the big guy evaporated? Did poor dear Marta finally bring down the rolling-pin?
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I have no idea, no idea at all, what possesses him to think that look is "cool."
Well Frank if he thinks it makes him look more manly like he was this guy,
(http://www.worldtvpc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_rock_brings_it2.jpg)
or this guy
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/themcmahonfan2008/default/stone-cold-steve-austin--large-prf-1269707136.jpg)
He has failed
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In one of the deleted posts he called nadin a pedantic little pumpkin, cracked me up.
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By the way, I'm concerned.
I haven't haunted Skins's island for some days--or perhaps weeks--now, given my weakened condition.
Has the big guy evaporated? Did poor dear Marta finally bring down the rolling-pin?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022242582
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022243037
It's nothing interesting but he's still around.
Hope you feel better soon.
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She wants our attention,still upset she didnt make DOTY for 2012.
Keep up the good work nads!
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Sure is funny to see one of the most deluded DUches about her own intelligence get concerned with people of twice her IQ.
Actually that's not true. It's much, much higher than that.
Mathematically, double of NOTHING is still NOTHING.
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nadinbrzezinski (115,279 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:15 PM
5. You can have them.
My parrots have far better manners for starters, and they don't do creative fiction writing...the likes of which is impressive. If theirs were not so bad and cardboard like...
I've just woken up so maybe my reading comprehension is not yet up to speed, but I don't really know what in the hell its talking about.
It looks as if she thinks that her parrots are starters, but the parrots have far better manners than other starters. I suppose this means the parrots, unlike most starters, don't constantly roll around on the floor laughing at her stupidity. I guess she doesn't realize that they do laugh at her. They just do it behind her back. It also appears that her parrots do NOT do creative fiction writing, but the creative fiction writing that the parrots don't do is impressive. At least it would be impressive if it wasn't so bad and cardboard like.
Nads, if you're reading this, don't feel bad that your parrots don't do creative fiction writing. Don't take a riffle to them. They haven't crossed the Rubicon. Maybe their fear of global climactic change is stifling their creativity. Or it could be that instead of creative fiction writing they want to write hard nooos like you and I. Even if they have no writing ability whatsoever, the fact that you write for the East County whatever should give them hope that they too can get a job pretending to be a journalist.
Oh, and suffice it to say, don't let them think that because they are birds they can't get a writing job. I'm part pigeon, and I'm writing for the Conservative Cave Gazette. While the Conservative Cave Gazette has about three less readers than your East County whatever, we still put out some crunchy nooos.
Just tell them to know the script, connect the dots, spot the trends.
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Nads and Wee Willie...a match made in Heaven. Its a romance that was destined to be.
Just like Twilight, they are two blood sucking leeches that sparkle in the light.
Will "24" Pitt. Coauthor (with a pedophile) of a pretend best selling book, and unpaid journalist.
Nads. Brilliant unpaid journalist who's so smart she knows everything except how to use the spell checker built into every DU reply.
Their love was legendary. and they fight crime!
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Good catch. I guess typing "spelunking" correctly was too much for her this time.
Heh....it'd better be careful with the remaining micro-grams of grey matter.
I've just woken up so maybe my reading comprehension is not yet up to speed, but I don't really know what in the hell its talking about.
Neither does it.
nadinbrzezinski (115,279 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:15 PM
5. You can have them.
My parrots have far better manners for starters, and they don't do creative fiction writing...the likes of which is impressive. If theirs were not so bad and cardboard like...
*sigh* Still confused? No surprise. Let me try to explain this.
WE. ARE. HERE (not hear). TO. LAUGH. AT. YOU.
The most serious things you post in (D)Ummyland are frigging hilarious. Notice all the: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :-) :lmao: ?
Hell, my dog understands it. He's looking over my shoulder trying to get me to use a few more emoticons.
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and they fight crime!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Nads and Wee Willie...a match made in Heaven. Its a romance that was destined to be.
Just like Twilight, they are two blood sucking leeches that sparkle in the light.
Will "24" Pitt. Coauthor (with a pedophile) of a pretend best selling book, and unpaid journalist.
Nads. Brilliant unpaid journalist who's so smart she knows everything except how to use the spell checker built into every DU reply.
Their love was legendary. and they fight crime!
And teamed together they both might....might be able to open a child proof bottle, maybe.
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And teamed together they both might....might be able to open a child proof bottle, maybe.
....with a hammer and a trip to the ER.
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She is bitter about losing to a nobody in the DOTY award. Ben Affleck has nada nothing on Nads.
:bawl:
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Just so you'll understand why I read the DUmpster, Nadin, I'll put it in terms to which you can relate.
You know in the summer, when you take the part time job with the carnies, and you go around from town to town setting up carnivals, and they put you in a tent all day?
You know how people line up to pay a dollar to see a real Oompa-Loompa?
And then they come into your tent, expecting a song and dance, and you just give them made up stories about your paramedic days in Mexico helping to fight the cartels with a slingshot and a tube of toothpaste?
And then the people leave, saying, "man, that sucks, I want my dollar back"?
Yeah...it's like that.
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Just so you'll understand why I read the DUmpster, Nadin, I'll put it in terms to which you can relate.
You know in the summer, when you take the part time job with the carnies, and you go around from town to town setting up carnivals, and they put you in a tent all day?
You know how people line up to pay a dollar to see a real Oompa-Loompa?
And then they come into your tent, expecting a song and dance, and you just give them made up stories about your paramedic days in Mexico helping to fight the cartels with a slingshot and a tube of toothpaste?
And then the people leave, saying, "man, that sucks, I want my dollar back"?
Yeah...it's like that.
I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...
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She is bitter about losing to a nobody in the DOTY award. Ben Affleck has nada nothing on Nads.
:bawl:
She had better step it up since TiT is back. This could shape up to be a DOTY battle for the ages if TiT isn't PPRd and the bullies don't chase nads away.
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I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...
Why would a DUmmy do that? Every DUmmy knows that is unacceptable and cruel even though they also believe that it is acceptable to mangle an unborn baby to death.
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I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...
In nadin's defense, she only bites the heads off of chickens if the chickens make her feel intellectually inferior. Okay, I admit that means that she's always biting the heads of chickens, but it's not part of her act.
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This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by REP (a host of the General Discussion forum).
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Nads...do yourself and the whole wide world a favor. Take an english as a second language writing skills course. Right now, the only people that take you seriously are the same ones debating the meaning of the word "string."
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Rats.
I was hoping this cross-board conversation would go on for a while yet.
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She had better step it up since TiT is back. This could shape up to be a DOTY battle for the ages if TiT isn't PPRd and the bullies don't chase nads away.
You just may be right.
It could evolve into something epic.
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I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...
No, no, no...she's the bearded lady--only uglier.
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Moving targets draw attention.
Really stupid moving targets draw more.
Stupid gNads, stupid wilburrrr.
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Moving targets draw attention.
Really stupid moving targets draw more.
Stupid gNads, stupid wilburrrr.
I took a seldom done trip to DU to see what my Evil twin sister is up to. I forgot to bring the wig and business suit I got for her at Goodwill.
Monday she started a FIRE it seems as the responses to her post were tremendous. I did not read them all but Nads is not all that bad, something of a traditionalist, and somewhat religious, am I ever glad Mother gave her up for adoption an kept me.
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I think spelling "mummy's" wore her tiny brain out.
Is she British now on top of everything else?
Please please please please please no. The last thing we need is nads to be one of us.
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Well Frank if he thinks it makes him look more manly like he was this guy,
(http://www.worldtvpc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_rock_brings_it2.jpg)
or this guy
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/themcmahonfan2008/default/stone-cold-steve-austin--large-prf-1269707136.jpg)
He has failed
The Rock is an arrogant prick who only shows up when he's got a new movie coming out or needs his ego stroked...but Stone Cold...Willie boy isn't even in the same hemisphere!
Cindie
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The Rock is an arrogant prick who only shows up when he's got a new movie coming out or needs his ego stroked...but Stone Cold...Willie boy isn't even in the same hemisphere!
Cindie
Willie boy couldn't hold Stonecold Steve Austins jockstrap but then again it probably would give him a tingle up his leg to try.
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Please please please please please no. The last thing we need is nads to be one of us.
At an absolute minimumm she would have to bathe first and then maybe shave her smelly Pitts.
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Women take photos of celebrities to their hairdressers, asking to have their hair done in a similar manner.
Nutcase nadin took in a picture of Benjamin Franklin.
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I took a seldom done trip to DU to see what my Evil twin sister is up to. I forgot to bring the wig and business suit I got for her at Goodwill.
Monday she started a FIRE it seems as the responses to her post were tremendous. I did not read them all but Nads is not all that bad, something of a traditionalist, and somewhat religious, am I ever glad Mother gave her up for adoption an kept me.
Silly girl.
You only need a pink shower-cap with a dozen or so strands of yarn sticking out.
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Monday she started a FIRE it seems as the responses to her post were tremendous. I did not read them all but Nads is not all that bad, something of a traditionalist, and somewhat religious, am I ever glad Mother gave her up for adoption an kept me.
You left out "Liar," "Delusional lunatic," and "Walter Mitty."
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You left out "Liar," "Delusional lunatic," and "Walter Mitty."
Gravitationally, follicley and intellectually challenged.
One of the few DUmmies that I could take to a dog fight, bet on, and win.
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Gravitationally, follicley and intellectually challenged.
One of the few DUmmies that I could take to a dog fight, bet on, and win.
When you say "dog fight", I assume you mean the Michael Vick kind, not the Eddoe Rickenbacker kind. :lmao: