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Title: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2008, 08:24:22 PM
As you can see, I have a new custom title. BEG would like a special something title with 'cracka' in it.

I suggested a cannibalism title, but she would have nothing of it. She simply does not find eating human flesh amusing.

So I suggested.... "once you go cracka, you never go backa"

Come on guys, show your creativity and wit and win BEG's heart at the same time.... Suggestions?
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2008, 08:31:26 PM
This is great.....


"Crack you, f*cker man"  ??


or maybe "Crack you, F*cka man!"
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 08:35:27 PM
"Eschew Obfuscation"?

"I stopped eating clowns -- they taste funny"?
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Carl on June 04, 2008, 08:37:20 PM
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
"Eschew Obfuscation"?

"I stopped eating clowns -- they taste funny"?


I told my daughter the one about the cannibal dumping his girlfriend.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Carl on June 04, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/angel4.gif)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Odin's Hand on June 04, 2008, 09:13:32 PM
How about, "I'm so crispy..."?
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/angel4.gif)

It would be so cool if his avatar reflected the RL bottle.  It would look like this:

(http://www.ssportsman.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/P1015189.jpg)

At this moment, I am thinking he has the Bottle of Dorian Gray.
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 09:33:39 PM
As you can see, I have a new custom title. BEG would like a special something title with 'cracka' in it.

I suggested a cannibalism title, but she would have nothing of it. She simply does not find eating human flesh amusing.

So I suggested.... "once you go cracka, you never go backa"

Come on guys, show your creativity and wit and win BEG's heart at the same time.... Suggestions?
"Everything tastes better on a Ritz.  Gooood cr*cker.  Good cr*cker" - Andy Griffith
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2008, 09:50:02 PM
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 09:56:39 PM
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: BEG on June 04, 2008, 10:20:02 PM
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)

Don't be so sure, I'm very demanding.
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 10:33:54 PM
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)

Don't be so sure, I'm very demanding.

I would never suggest you are easy, by any means.  But it doesn't mean I can't be hard.

;)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 04, 2008, 11:00:51 PM
WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT CRACKA?!?

w/ your new avatar:

(http://www.freewebz.com/ilovegarycoleman/cracka.jpg)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 04, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
(http://www.dingotees.com/images/product/medium/41.jpg)
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 11:06:26 PM
(http://www.dingotees.com/images/product/medium/41.jpg)

BEG -- you have GOT to grab that for your sig line (please don't replace your pic avatar).
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: BEG on June 04, 2008, 11:14:27 PM
There, I did it.  :p
Title: Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 11:17:05 PM
There, I did it.  :p

Perfecto dearest darling!