The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Teri on January 15, 2013, 12:11:07 PM
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Yay! Woot-woot! (http://display.crystalscomments.com/6/2312.gif) to me! Party time...now I can h5 and bitchslap too!
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Hey...where's my bitchslap thingy? I've been cheated! :rant:
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Hey...where's my bitchslap thingy? I've been cheated! :rant:
Look at the person's info that you want to Hi5 or BS. It should be right under their name.
And, congratulations! :cheersmate:
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You may be able to bitch slap but you still can't bitch slap the mods. You need 1000 posts to do that.
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Hey...where's my bitchslap thingy? I've been cheated! :rant:
You don't get to see yours, you only see it on other people's avatars.
Silly person, you can't bitchslap yourself! So I took the liberty of doing it for you.
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You may be able to bitch slap but you still can't bitch slap the mods. You need 1000 posts to do that.
You mean like that one I just gave ya?
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You mean like that one I just gave ya?
Okay hi5 for ya. How do you like them oranges?
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You may be able to bitch slap but you still can't bitch slap the mods. You need 1000 posts to do that.
A 1000 posts? This is a fancy site here. Wow...you guys have way too much to play with. How much does it cost to run this site every month? Can I buy a mod status? :rotf:
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You don't get to see yours, you only see it on other people's avatars.
Silly person, you can't bitchslap yourself! So I took the liberty of doing it for you.
I have been known to accidently PM myself and bitch myself out not realizing I posted to myself during happy hour. That actually happened.
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Let's see...who can I h5... Haven't seen anyone I want to bitchslap yet.
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Oh, this is fun. I think Sparky needs a bitchslap... :rotf:
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Oh...now it says I have to wait an hour before I can do it again... I'm havin way too much fun here.
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Oh...now it says I have to wait an hour before I can do it again... I'm havin way too much fun here.
That is only each individual.
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That is only each individual.
I saw that when I tried to h5 you twice for all of the tips.
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Oh, this is fun. I think Sparky needs a bitchslap... :rotf:
Paging Dutch! Dutch, where are ya? :whistling: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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A 1000 posts? This is a fancy site here. Wow...you guys have way too much to play with. How much does it cost to run this site every month? Can I buy a mod status? :rotf:
I was teasing you can BS anyone here.
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I have been known to accidently PM myself and bitch myself out not realizing I posted to myself during happy hour. That actually happened.
:rotf: :lmao:
Gotta h5 ya for creativity.
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Okay hi5 for ya. How do you like them oranges?
Right back atcha, dammit!!!
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hi5 to all you smurky smart asses.
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hi5 to all you smurky smart asses.
Same to ya Freeper...thanks. I love my new feature...LOL
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I love my new feature...LOL
Teri, if you post a personal picture in this thread it automatically resets the BS/H5 counter so you don't have to wait an hour
All New Babe Of The Day Thread!!! Now with Boobraxo for EXTRA whitening! (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17747.0.html)
:whistling:
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Teri, if you post a personal picture in this thread it automatically resets the BS/H5 counter so you don't have to wait an hour
All New Babe Of The Day Thread!!! Now with Boobraxo for EXTRA whitening! (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17747.0.html)
:whistling:
:bwah: If you had to carry them around you wouldn't be so excited, I guarantee that. :rotf:
So what else can I get out of this deal if I post my pic?
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(http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/terry1102/th_cup-bouncing-bum-girl.gif)
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:bwah: If you had to carry them around you wouldn't be so excited, I guarantee that. :rotf:
So what else can I get out of this deal if I post my pic?
The warm feeling of knowing that a bunch of pervs are looking at you.
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The warm feeling of knowing that a bunch of pervs are looking at you.
I have to go take a shower now... :rofl:
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I have to go take a shower now... :rofl:
Lol I shall behave now.
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Lol I shall behave now.
What did you do with Freeper...imposter! :rotf:
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What did you do with Freeper...imposter! :rotf:
Damn you done figured me out. :-)
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Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.
There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer
You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.
You'll learn the secret handshake later.
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Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.
There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer
You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.
You'll learn the secret handshake later.
A bacon pie shaped like boobiez with a cold glass of beer.
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Now that you have 100 posts, we can tell you The Way of the Conservative Cave.
There are four things in life which we hold to be above all of life's other pleasures:
1. Bacon
2. Boobiez (the spelling is important)
3. Pie
4. Beer
You must decide your own order of precedence, but you may not substitute any item on the list.
You'll learn the secret handshake later.
I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.
I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter. My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules. I get solicited by AARP. I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.
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I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.
I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter. My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules. I get solicited by AARP. I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.
That, my dear earned you a Hi5 from me. You are a cool chick! :cheersmate:
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I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.
I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter. My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules. I get solicited by AARP. I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.
Rules is rules. But...
You can make boobiez #4 on your list, and not talk about them- although you did jump right into the boobiez thread (you know what I'm talking about).
I don't talk about beer too much, with the exception of a certain trip last summer :-)
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That, my dear earned you a Hi5 from me. You are a cool chick! :cheersmate:
Yeah Iassa, but I think we did some serious damage here... Just think of all of those illusions we just tore apart, trampled on and now they'll be in the cryin forum blaming me and you with tears in their beers.
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Yeah Iassa, but I think we did some serious damage here... Just think of all of those illusions we just tore apart, trampled on and now they'll be in the cryin forum blaming me and you with tears in their beers.
:rofl:
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Rules is rules. But...
You can make boobiez #4 on your list, and not talk about them- although you did jump right into the boobiez thread (you know what I'm talking about).
I don't talk about beer too much, with the exception of a certain trip last summer :-)
Okay, that's fine with me. You should know that after 50, us folks don't like to discuss prostrate or Boobiez...it's way too scary.
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I thought those secret handshakes were for chumpy old Freemasons with comb-overs, or are you talkin something entirely different here.
I can do the bacon, pie and beer, but the "Boobiez" are another matter. My "Boobiez" are 57 years old...I should be exempt due to seniority rules. I get solicited by AARP. I respectfully protest the "Boobiez" rule.
I get solicited by AARP members!
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I get solicited by AARP members!
They're hard-up, you gotta give em a break.
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Okay, that's fine with me. You should know that after 50, us folks don't like to discuss prostrate or Boobiez...it's way too scary.
Six of the nicest breasts I have ever known belong to women in their 50s.
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Six of the nicest breasts I have ever known belong to women in their 50s.
If they're like mine, they morphed from toys to practical tools. I can attach an O-Cedar mop head to mine and do the floors while I'm cleaning the counters. God always compensates for the loss.
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Man, that last post of mine was a thread killer wasn't it... :rofl:
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You are too funny!!! congrats!!!
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(http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/terry1102/th_cup-bouncing-bum-girl.gif)
H5!
(I wonder who she is? Can't be a Kardashian, she has too much talent.)
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If they're like mine, they morphed from toys to practical tools. I can attach an O-Cedar mop head to mine and do the floors while I'm cleaning the counters. God always compensates for the loss.
I use Mrs E's as a bench rest for the popcorn bowl.
She doesn't seem to mind. :whistling:
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I use Mrs E's as a bench rest for the popcorn bowl.
She doesn't seem to mind. :whistling:
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