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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on January 09, 2013, 05:45:00 PM
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DainBramaged (36,276 posts)
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"It's Sponge Bob making all these kids Gay!"
(I'm standing in a short line at Target on the way home. Guy older than me in the next aisle is bitching about some toy the woman in front of him is buying for somebody. She says nothing, red as a beet, about to break into tears)
You mean just like the TeleTubbies and Tinky Winky from 25 years ago that made the current generation all gayed up? (me)
Yeah YEAH, only Sponge Bob is worse, more kids are watching!
You're a ****ing Neanderthal. Gay isn't caused by anything, Gay isn't a choice, GAY JUST IS and you never know who around you just may be Gay!! Quit watching Fox News and get educated! (me)
Put his shit on the belt and left. Not a second glance at me, turned on his boot and headed for the door.
Neanderthal bullies. Just have to stand up to them. And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.
Sponge Bob. Sure........
Woman and the cashiers thanked me. She had been mortified by this asshole. Seems like the clown comes in often spouting political bullshit for everyone to hear. I hope next time he keeps his mouth shut. I hope next time I'm there too.
This is the comfort food of bouncies. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022163559)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Only :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:
Forgot to add "so".
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Dunbiezz are the bravest bestest peoples on earth.
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What laughable bullshit.
Oh look, a follow-up bouncy.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)Wed Jan 9, 2013, 06:49 PM
Archae (25,069 posts)
6. Guy in one big box store said to a guy buying My Little Pony toys...
"Those will make you into a faggot."
I couldn't resist, I said to the guy, "What toys made you gay?"
Guy turns purple and storms off.
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:rofl: worst comeback ever.
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:rofl: worst comeback ever.
You should jump out of the bushes and give him an award.
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DainBramaged (36,276 posts)
Just the woman and the cashier?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljd3p8jThC1qixleeo1_400.gif)
Why not.....
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123231422/icarly/images/a/ae/Simpsons_Clapping.gif#clapping%20gif)
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DainBramaged
Neanderthal bullies. Just have to stand up to them. And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.
Oh, you look to confront bullies, do you?
OK DB, here's your chance. Let's see you cough up your full name, address, and phone number. That'll give a potential bully a chance to contact you. Then let's see what you do.
OK, waiting.
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Oh, you look to confront bullies, do you?
OK DB, here's your chance. Let's see you cough up your full name, address, and phone number. That'll give a potential bully a chance to contact you. Then let's see what you do.
OK, waiting.
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Faggy Mc*****son
123 Reacharound Ln.
Queer, CA 90210
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Wow, that's really stupid! Can't believe they buy that crap. BRING BACK BOUNCY BALL!!!!!
Cindie
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Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?
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Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?
Um, they lie?
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Um, they lie?
That's it.
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Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?
The only two stories I have from gas stations is once when woman drove off with the filler hose still attached to her car, and a clerk at a station on the WV Turnpike with a tattoo on his arm that said "Born Looser". No sparkling repartee in either case.
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That was hilarious! :rofl: "Stop watching Fox News." :lmao:
Hey, remember this guy?
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 07:03 PM
progressiveinaction (112 posts)
14. I totally believe this happened!
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 08:35 PM
zappaman (6,611 posts)
27. Cool story Bro!
All of the other idiots are eating it right up. "Good for you! Glad you had the balls to say something! You're the best, DB!!!" :rotf:
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That was hilarious! :rofl: "Stop watching Fox News." :lmao:
Hey, remember this guy?
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 07:03 PM
progressiveinaction (112 posts)
14. I totally believe this happened!
All of the other idiots are eating it right up. "Good for you! Glad you had the balls to say something! You're the best, DB!!!" :rotf:
Which was followed by...
Response to progressiveinaction (Reply #14)
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 11:56 PM
Larrymoe Curlyshemp (58 posts)
42. Me too!
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I know, in my personal life, too many gay people who CHOSE IT to believe it isn't a choice.
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Like Mounds and Almond Joy......Queers have money.....lesbians don't.
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Spongebob's gay? I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob? Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
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Spongebob's gay? I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob? Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
Spongebob's a great show. It's worth watching just for the sound Squidward makes when he walks.
VeggieTales is also good, though I can't stand the name.
I have to draw the line at TeleTubbies. That's as queer as Baby Einstein.
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25 years ago eh idiot? Original run date on teletubbies was 97 to 2002. Hell it only ended 10 years ago. I was already certain of that since my 14 year old was a baby during its heyday and well as a teen I knew teletubbies wasn't on air when I was a young teen 25 years ago. Dimbass is probably thinking of Barney which aired in the 80s and early 90s. Of course this is all bs so it doesn't matter. I can't think of anyone who thinks spongebob is gay. Once again that really is a liberals hopeful projection. It's just a slapstick silly kids show with some humor on idiocy adults can get.
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Spongebob's gay? I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob? Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
Squidward reminds me of the typical liberal over there who tries to one up each other with their food adventures.
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I thought the bouncies of last year were bad, but this one is just awful. -30 bongs.
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This is about as bad as someone claiming that Bert and Ernie were gay. Everyone knows that Bert is evil and wouldn't stand for it.
(http://procuremultimedia.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/evil_sesame_street02.jpg)
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Spongebob's gay? I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob? Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
Isn't there a little bit of bestiality here, too? Or is a snail not part of the animal kingdom? Maybe standards are more lax when you live under the sea...in a pineapple that should have rotted long ago and not been in the damned ocean in the first place.
Cindie
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This is about as bad as someone claiming that Bert and Ernie were gay. Everyone knows that Bert is evil and wouldn't stand for it.
(http://procuremultimedia.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/evil_sesame_street02.jpg)
Bert IS evil (http://www.bertisevil.tv)
an internet classic :-)
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Spongebob's gay? I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob? Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
I shudder to think of the depraved act that resulted in Pearl.
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You should jump out of the bushes and give him an award.
Bwahahaha! :rotf:
Teh Cop Jumped Out of the Bushes! Oh, man! I forgot about that classic...!
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DainBramaged (36,276 posts)
And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.
Ooooooh! A Target Tuff Guy! Go get him, Tiger!
Fistfight in the Target Parking Lot over Spongebob!
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Sponege Bob isn't gay. He is darn near a redneck.
1. He shows up to work on time and does his best at his job.
2. He hunts. (Chases jellyfish anyway.)
3. He and his friends do things that only drunk rednecks would try.
4. He's athletic, having one a wrestling title and the fry cook championship.
5. He helps his friends without waiting on King Triton.
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Sponege Bob isn't gay. He is darn near a redneck.
You're right. But he still has to do something about that laugh.
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First DainBramaged stands up for a poor helpless woman:
She says nothing, red as a beet, about to break into tears)
Then he sticks up for gays:
You're a ****ing Neanderthal. Gay isn't caused by anything, Gay isn't a choice, GAY JUST IS and you never know who around you just may be Gay!!
Then he scores some cred with generic DUmmies not covered above:
Quit watching Fox News and get educated!
No racial minorities defended or even included in the bouncy?
Can't give it any more than three bongs.
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DisgustipatedinCA
58. I count at least 5 responses that insinuate you're lying in your OP
I don't have any reason to doubt your story, but for some reason, there are at least 5 respondents to your OP who don't believe you're telling the truth. Let me state this plainly: unless there's someone in this thread who personally knows you and has knowledge of your doings, NO ONE in this thread knows whether you're telling the truth or not. That holds true for every thread on DU that recounts a personal story without links to back it up. So, what do these 5 people know about you that the rest of us don't know? Answer: nothing--they're just dickheads.
Progressiveinaction (112 posts), in post #14 says: "I totally believe this happened". Let's not mince words. This new person is calling you a liar. I actually just self-deleted my reply to this person, not because he didn't deserve every bit of invective I threw at him, but because I don't want to be locked out of this part of the thread, what I'm typing now. so Progressiveinaction, take a bow. You're new here, but feel comfortable enough already to call long-time posters liars. I won't be the only one watching you.
Larrymoecurlyshemp (58 posts), in post 42, a reply to progressiveinaction, above, says, "Me too". Congratulations, stoogeboy, for calling one of our long-term members a liar on your 8th day here. Marked.
Zappaman (lots of posts) in post #27 says: "Cool story Bro!". Of course, he also said that in response to a different person with the exact same text. It could be that he's got a tragic condition that limits him to 10th grade phraseology. Or he could be calling you (and another person) a liar. Or he could be trying to convince you that your story is so dull that he's just bored stiff. In any case, zappaman may be snarking you, or this may be all he's capable of. Please don't ever confuse this person with the real and worthwhile Frank Zappa.
To round out our field, both Honeycombe8 and someone named Nine suspect your story is not true. You've already spoken to them about this; enough said.
Do any of you 5 have enough fortitude to step right up and explain why you think DB here is a liar? Do you have information we don't have? Do you have what GW Bush called his "gut" feeling? Are you just guessing, and you also happen to think character assassination is ok? There needs to be a high bar set before people start calling long-time DU'ers liars. There needs to be cause. And there should be consequences for this type of rude and antisocial behavior. Rule of thumb: if it will get you punched in the mouth for saying it in person, you probably shouldn't be saying it on the Internet either, brave heroes.
Found this too funny to not bring over.
The primitives are full of bouncys, like this one by the appropriately named brain damaged primitive. This primitive above comes along and tries to scold others for mocking what is an obvious lie. Boo Hoo Hoo. Even goes so far as to throw "invective" at one of them before self-deleting, not because she didn't want to say what she said, but because she didn't want to get locked out of the thread so she could say something else she wanted to say even more. And then it makes the statement of "don't say anything on the internet you wouldn't say in person," which if enacted, would eliminate virtually everything the primitives have to say on the island. My guess is that if the DisgustinginCA primitive had said what she said to the Progressiveinaction to his face, she'd have eaten her teeth shortly thereafter. The irony is thick.
Hey primitives, I'd love to say what I say here to your faces. Thing is after a decade I still can't seem to run into all these confrontations you continue to report about. Please speak up at your local Target, Costco, grocery store, etc... when able. I look forward to it.
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The fact is, DUmmy DisgustipatedinCA, that DUmmies lie, all the time about everything.
Every bouncy tale that has ever appeared at the DUmp is a lie.
Some of them are funny as hell, but they're all lies.
One proof of that is that these silly episodes never, ever happen to decent and civilized people.
They only seem to happen to DUmpmonkeys, over and over.
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The only thing I could think of was how much time the Disgusting primitive spent composing that post. What was the point, really? What did it gain her? Isn't there anything--anything--worth paying more attention to?
Plus, anyone who falls for a bouncy tale is too gullible for words, to live even. They should be scammed out of everything they own, and also mugged.
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Of course they're going to jerk each other off over a bullshit story.
They're the same people who thought their taxes would go down under Obama.