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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2012, 11:43:28 PM
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Maybe you thought DUmmy Dennis the Menace was the craziest of all the crazy DUmpmonkeys.
You may want to think again. Dennis is a nut, but this character gives him a run for his money:
Sun Dec 9, 2012, 04:32 PM
HereSince1628 (24,706 posts)
It starts so innocently, and then suddenly crisis.
It’s really just too awful to live like this.
Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime.
Busy, people rushing home from church needing things for lunches...people in a hurry to get stuff for packers game day parties...some people, as always...just in a big damned hurry.
Typical discount grocery, some people bagging, but not for every check-out. We carefully choose checkout that has person packing.
Underpaid person packs woman’s groceries in front of us, sees I'm male and then walks away. Four shopping carts with people in a hurry behind us. SO won’t/can't pack as she’s waiting back paying the bill with her credit card.
Cashier starts throwing purchases down the table at me.
Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs…I can’t get plastic bags open. Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...
More shit thrown at me. I can't get bags to open
Woman checking us out snarks, "Get with it man."
Many More angry looks.
Crap is really piling up...
Bags can’t get bags filled fast enough.
I just can’t get the ****ING BAGS OPEN!!!!!!!
More shit pushed at me…SO has paid for groceries.
Big pile of stuff waiting to be cleared away into bags.
SO says "You need to hurry up!"
Cashier proceeds to throw next customer’s stuff onto SO’s purchases.
LOTS of faces unhappy with me.
Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.
I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.â€
LOTS MORE unhappy faces. Disgruntled voices
My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...
I walk away.
Repercussions, repercussions
repercussions for embarrassing SO.
Repercussions
Repercussions
I can’t do this anymore.
I can't even do simple things anymore.
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The current proprietor of the DUmp loony bin, DUmmy Dennis the Menace, chimes in:
Response to HereSince1628 (Original post)
Sun Dec 9, 2012, 06:07 PM
Denninmi (4,326 posts)
1. HereSince1628, I'm so sorry for what you are going through.
Is there anything I can do to help? You provided so much insight to me, and I respect you so much. No one should yell at you like that just because you can't get the bags open. I have the same problem getting those things open, just because they are difficult. People can be very inconsiderate to say the least.
This is all DUmmy HereSincenumbers needs, advice from an officially, professionally diagnosed lunatic!
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"Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime."
His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's. I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.
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For someone who claims to have no feeling in his fingers this DUmmy has no problem typing up a load of BS.
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Sun Dec 9, 2012, 04:32 PM
HereSince1628 (24,706 posts)
It starts so innocently, and then suddenly crisis.
It’s really just too awful to live like this.
Misfortune guided us into the discount grocery at noontime.
Yeah - the store's misfortune when a whiny faggot like you walked in.
Busy, people rushing home from church needing things for lunches...people in a hurry to get stuff for packers game day parties...some people, as always...just in a big damned hurry.
Productive people who enjoy life probably look like they're in a hurry compared to a sourpuss liberal asshole like you.
Typical discount grocery, some people bagging, but not for every check-out. We carefully choose checkout that has person packing.
Why don't you go to a grocery co-op or a farmer's market, liberal?
Underpaid person packs woman’s groceries in front of us, sees I'm male and then walks away. Probably in disgust at the feeble mangina approaching him. Four shopping carts with people in a hurry behind us. SO won’t/can't pack as she’s waiting back paying the bill with her credit card.You mean you're disabled with diabetes yet she can't lift a tit to help you? Sounds like you need a divorce.
Cashier starts throwing purchases down the table at me.
Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs…I can’t get plastic bags open. Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...
Probably with shit in your drawers, too. Why do you have diabetes? You're a liberal, so why didn't your perfect diet and workout regimen protect you?
More shit thrown at me. I can't get bags to open
Woman checking us out snarks, "Get with it man."
Yeah, right.
Many More angry looks.
Crap is really piling up...
Bags can’t get bags filled fast enough.
I just can’t get the ****ING BAGS OPEN!!!!!!!
More shit pushed at me…SO has paid for groceries.
Big pile of stuff waiting to be cleared away into bags.
SO says "You need to hurry up!"
What a worthless **** you have for a SO.
Cashier proceeds to throw next customer’s stuff onto SO’s purchases.
LOTS of faces unhappy with me.
Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.
Not deeply enough, alas.
I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.â€
LOTS MORE unhappy faces. Disgruntled voices
My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...
I walk away.
Repercussions, repercussions
repercussions for embarrassing SO.
What a **** you have for an SO. If you weren't clearly sponging off her, you should leave.
Repercussions
Repercussions
I can’t do this anymore.
I can't even do simple things anymore.
Except type out 24,000+ posts on DU, you mean.
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Seeing that liberals and DUmmies are SOOOOOOOOOOO into "saving the earth", where was DUmmie heresincenumbers' eco-friendly reusable cloth bags? It's all the rage with uber-liberals like college profs and other pseudo-educated type people.
He must really hate Mother Ghia to use the store's dirty, filthy, petroleum based, no-decomposable PLASTIC bags! [/liberal mode]
This DUmmie's entire bouncy can be summed up into 6 words:
"I don't believe I'd told that!"
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If any of that were true, WOW! It's SO is more like a POS! I'd call the white coats.
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If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.
If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then :bawl: would turn into :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
The cost of the items I purchased include the overhead cost of baggers and bags. Unless I am in the self checkout aisle, then my stuff is getting bagged by an employee of the store.
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Every store is more than pleased to offer assistance to anyone who would need it. I shop at HyVee and they always ask if I need assistance or curbside service. They have a delivery program for the disabled.
I really do not believe this bouncy. Especially when he claws at his face and bleeds. This is one of the liberal intelligentsia? The elite? One of the smartest people on the interwebs?
---For all their boasts of superior intelligence, DUmmies are helpless mental cases.
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Discount grocery = Wal-Mart so this Bouncy = B.S.
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If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.
If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then :bawl: would turn into :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
The cost of the items I purchased include the overhead cost of baggers and bags. Unless I am in the self checkout aisle, then my stuff is getting bagged by an employee of the store.
Funny, I've never seen this at ANY store. That cashier would probably have been fired had that been a Wally World or Market Basket.
And DUmmie can't feel his thumbs? Cool. I'll drop a bunch of dimes on the floor and tell him to pick them up for laughs.
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This primitive has some major issues. To name a few:
Calls his wifes EBT card a credit card; uses plastic bags instead of eco-friendly reusable shopping bags; panics doing simple chores adding to anxiety which only compounds the situation; admits he's old and in the way but does nothing to permanently remove himself from the situation; can't tell a believable bouncy.
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Funny, I've never seen this at ANY store. That cashier would probably have been fired had that been a Wally World or Market Basket.
And DUmmie can't feel his thumbs? Cool. I'll drop a bunch of dimes on the floor and tell him to pick them up for laughs.
I call BS. I do not know of any society that will stand by and watch some old or handi capped struggle.
Don't matter if they are Black in a neighborhood store of whites or white in a neighborhood store for blacks or Latinos.
The call is for respect toward those you are dealing with.
Got lost in NC. looking for a place called Snug Harbor. Stopped at a service station and grocery store and while Hubby pumped in gas I went into the store to find I had found a black hangout. So big deal, I addressed each man as sir with respect a few went out to look at my license plate, and finally a customer said to follow her.
She took me to the doorstep of my Granddaughter. These are the times that make one believe in the goodness of all, to show respect with no fear, or any kind of finagling is to be respected.
Actually if I were to move south I just may be happier living among the black community then some of the white community I lived in the past.
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Discount grocery = Wal-Mart so this Bouncy = B.S.
He(?) says some people shopping at the store were getting ready for the Packer game. I assume he is in WI. If so, he was probably at a Pick n' Save.
If that was the case, I think their cashiers and baggers are all members of the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union.
Why does HereSincenumbers hate union workers?
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It sounds like life is to much for the DUmbass and it should just die. Think of how much happier the earth, it's SO, and society in general would be. Could be the one single thing that it could do to put a checkmark in the "good" column in it's entire life.
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Sun Dec 9, 2012, 04:32 PM
HereSince1628 (24,706 posts)
It’s really just too awful to live like this.
Diabetes has robbed me of feelings in the tips of my thumbs
Who cares? No one. I'm old and in their way...
Suddenly overwhelmed with urgent need to slash myself.
I step back and say loudy, “I'm done. I CAN’T do THIS.â€
My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...
I walk away.
Repercussions, repercussions
repercussions for embarrassing SO.
Repercussions
Repercussions
I can’t do this anymore.
I can't even do simple things anymore.
Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it? Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24149841.jpg)
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His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's. I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.
:rotf: I was getting antsy reading it :lmao:
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If a cashier ever talked to me that way she would be in :bawl: because I never would have tolerated it.
If a cashier started the next customer before my items were bagged, then :bawl: would turn into :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
I had a moment at Target Saturday. :-) I was loading stuff on the conveyor belt and paused to give my son his drink. Lady behind me starts loading her stuff and it comes all the say down where I can't load the rest of my stuff. I looked at it, paused, grabbed the customer divider thingy and slammed it down between our purchases and windshield wiped her stuff into the floor. Then I continued loading my purchases. No one said a word to me :-)
It felt great. :lol:
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I also put the divider between my purchases and the people's behind me.
I also use the reusable bags for one reason only--they hold more stuff. Less trips between the car and house.
If this is true, (which I know it isn't) those are some mean cashiers.
Ours down here load the bags if the bagger walks away to help another customer.
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I also use the reusable bags for one reason only--they hold more stuff. Less trips between the car and house.
Ditto. I can toss 3 or 4 plastic bags full of stuff from the cart into one reusable. They keep items from rolling around in the truck and when I need to move stuff from the truck to the house I do not have to worry about anything ripping thru the bag.
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Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it? Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24149841.jpg)
Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.
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My fingernails drag through cheeks, deep scratches, good feeling of hot blood...
I hate it when there's a DUmmy ahead of me in line scratching his ass.
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I hate it when there's a DUmmy ahead of me in line scratching his ass.
It's even worse when it's the clerk who's handling your fruit. :rotf:
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It was probably a union grocery store. I've been in a unionized grocery store a few times and the cashiers were as rude as the ones in this bouncy.
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It was probably a union grocery store. I've been in a unionized grocery store a few times and the cashiers were as rude as the ones in this bouncy.
For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.
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For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.
Begs the question what is he/she/it doing out & about.
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Oh, it's supposed to be a real story. I thought it was one of CalPeg's poems.
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Does the DUmmy not realize that there is no requirement to put the purchases into bags? Why not simply put them loosely back into the shopping cart after they have passed the register. It would take a bit longer to load them into a car, but it is doable.
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Could someone hand him some razor blades...much easier to get that good feeling of hot blood instead of using his fingernails.
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Does the DUmmy not realize that there is no requirement to put the purchases into bags? Why not simply put them loosely back into the shopping cart after they have passed the register. It would take a bit longer to load them into a car, but it is doable.
We use the cloth bags but also the plastic ones as the chance for just using cloth bags leads to cross
contamination. Don't want Drano in next to hamburger or fruit. Or meat juices to leak into the cloth.The Shopping carts are the last place I would place unbagged food. Nasty things on all sides. I have seen baby's with full diapers leaking out onto the seat and dripping down the sides of shopping carts.
Not surprising to see more and more shoppers wearing the cheap latex gloves before they handle anything. Just takes once or twice after a real bad tummy ache and trip to the hospital to realise that others before you may have handled the goods after not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Who handled the goods before it got even close to the store ??? Who is stocking the shelves with canned goods or boxed goods, some teenager with a runny nose or bad cough ???
Whole new world for me, today we have to check the caps on pressure packed food to insure no one else had opened it to smell the contents. Wonder about recalls on food that was perfectally safe 6 months ago.
Our world has sure changed in the last few years, wont be long before shoppers go out with those blue lights in pen form to go shopping for something that does not turn up to have some kind of infection on or around it.
I hear Hotels are going nuts over these new things that light up when infection is president. Once the price gets lower for the lights, the Supermarket's will ban them from their stores. We gonna starve or take our chances.
I gave up on Paper bags as when living in the South I found just one roach in the bag and that was it for me.
New Generation, new world, The Travelers Report comes to mind, a cruse ship and the investigators took these black light pens into a very expensive suit to check it out. There was semen on the walls and ceilings, fecal matter on the bed linens and carpets. The bathroom was a Petra's room of 101 viruses and we so often hear of a Cruse ship with half the visitors becoming ill.
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For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.
Someone probably needs to return there or at least readjust his medication.
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For the record, this primitive's been institutionalized before.
Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.
He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.
It could be an involuntary committal, i.e., straitjacket and padded walls.
Or, maybe his long, entertaining manic phase has given way once again to less comical but no less entertaining depression.
Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.
I sure hope that's not the case.
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His writing is as bad as Will Pitt's. I suppose it was also a dark and stormy night, or something to that effect.
I'm going to call this DUmmie "Ishmael." Sounds like it is the worst of time and the worster of times for this one.
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Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.
He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.
It could be an involuntary committal, i.e., straitjacket and padded walls.
Or, maybe his long, entertaining manic phase has given way once again to less comical but no less entertaining depression.
Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.
I sure hope that's not the case.
He's been mostly in the Lounge lately . . .
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I'm going to call this DUmmie "Ishmael." Sounds like it is the worst of time and the worster of times for this one.
No problem as long as Ishmael lives away from the sea coast.
Curious , would his fate been different had he lived in the Prairie States and encountered a White Buffalo ????
Whole new strory and perhaps the same end.. Man against nature, usually nature wins, but that is for us to wonder about.
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When I can't open a plastic bag, whether it's a garbage bag or a store bag, the solution is easy. Wet your fingertips and gently rub the edges of the bag together until you can see a teeny tiny separation. Continue rubbing gently until the bag begins to come apart.
Now, would anyone like a recipe for banana bread? :naughty: :-)
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LOL...here in California people are experiencing their first
Christmas holiday season with our ban on plastic bags, as well as cities who have been phasing it out with paper bags now not allowed to use those. So now you have to spend the dollar per bag to buy one (or several) of the recycled bags that will most probably be used only once anyway (with a carbon footprint 27x larger than plastic), coupled with people who don't bring (or most probably forgot) to bring their own bags to reuse. What happens?
It makes the shit that poor 1628 went through like a minor hiccup. When people have shopping carts full of crap and they go to their car they are always taking tons of time to throw each item, one by one, into their trunk or hatchback. Or trying to carry the items without bags, dropping crap in crowds, sometimes cans rolling 20 feet away. It's hilarious, if I were prone to shopping at normal hours (I always do grocery shopping after 11pm when there are no crowds). It REALLY gets hilarious when we have to "self-bag" without bags. Then people get a bit creative, but the bottom line is there is ALWAYS a delay that never existed before the bag bans.
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He's been mostly in the Lounge lately . . .
Damn.
Anyway, I'm sure he'll rejoin the wailing psychos in the loony bin very shortly.
Probably around the time he opens his next credit card statement.
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LOL...here in California people are experiencing their first Christmas holiday season with our ban on plastic bags, as well as cities who have been phasing it out with paper bags now not allowed to use those. So now you have to spend the dollar per bag to buy one (or several) of the recycled bags that will most probably be used only once anyway (with a carbon footprint 27x larger than plastic), coupled with people who don't bring (or most probably forgot) to bring their own bags to reuse. What happens?
It makes the shit that poor 1628 went through like a minor hiccup. When people have shopping carts full of crap and they go to their car they are always taking tons of time to throw each item, one by one, into their trunk or hatchback. Or trying to carry the items without bags, dropping crap in crowds, sometimes cans rolling 20 feet away. It's hilarious, if I were prone to shopping at normal hours (I always do grocery shopping after 11pm when there are no crowds). It REALLY gets hilarious when we have to "self-bag" without bags. Then people get a bit creative, but the bottom line is there is ALWAYS a delay that never existed before the bag bans.
What do people use to bag their animals' feces? My cat crap and dog poop go into plastic bags. The same free plastic bags I get at the grocery store. I can't imagine composting it, or bagging it in cloth or paper? This is a serious question, truly. What are pet owners going to do?
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Distill it down a little, it looks almost like a Cal Peg poem, doesn't it? Useless, pathetic, emotionally crippled DUmmie, I have one bit of advice:
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24149841.jpg)
Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.
Hi-5s to both. I thought the same thing, and almost posted before I read! :rotf:
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What do people use to bag their animals' feces? My cat crap and dog poop go into plastic bags. The same free plastic bags I get at the grocery store. I can't imagine composting it, or bagging it in cloth or paper? This is a serious question, truly. What are pet owners going to do?
Bagging feces? in California? ha ha ha...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/dog_joke.jpg)
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Which reminds me, speaking of asylum inmates, DUmmy Dennis the Menace hasn't started a thread since last Friday.
He's been a near-constant presence in the DUmp's loony bin, so a lapse like this is interesting.
.....Or maybe, just maybe, the valuable advice he's received from the decent and civilized people here has allowed him to escape briefly, temporarily, from the darkness and choking fear of the DUmp loony bin.
I doubt Dennis the Menace'll ever get cured.
He has the stark choice between being sane, and hanging around with the primitives.
He can do one thing or the other thing, but not both things.
I think it's reasonable to assume he ultimately decided, "**** sanity, I want to hang around here."
It'd been the same thing with the big guy; Omaha Steve had a stark choice between getting elected city councilman or hanging around with the primitives.
It became obvious the big guy decided he liked hanging around with the primitives more than he wanted to be city councilman.
Primitives aren't known for making wise choices in life.
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Haha. I thought calpig poem too. Blink blink blink.
:-)
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Bagging feces? in California? ha ha ha...
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/dog_joke.jpg)
True that, the libtards just let it all roll downhill, I guess, starting with Gov. Moonbeam.
Gotta wonder if they're gonna ban the little individual plastic bags to pick up dog poop, the ones they sell in evil big box stores like PetSmart. :whatever: