The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: RobJohnson on November 29, 2012, 05:06:34 AM
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Just when you think every bit of bacon innovation has been cooked up, another seemingly unbelievable creation is unveiled for the world to enjoy.
But today's new bacon offering is not to be eaten. Rather, it's to be used as part of the distinguished gentleman's grooming routine: bacon shaving cream.
For $14.99, you can purchase a limited-edition can of what creator J&D's Foods suggests "is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with."
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-flavored-shaving-cream-hits-market-213053081.html
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I have just the jingle:
"The best part of waking up is bacon on your mug"
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"Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears."
Carl, do you think that DEC would consider shaving with this, then bear hunting, as "hunting over bait?" :whistling: O-)
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Also from J&Ds, a bacon-flavored sexual lubricant. (http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html)
(http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/baconlube-500x333.jpg)
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hipsters ruin everything: bacon is the new black (http://pinstripebindi.wordpress.com/2008/11/26/hipsters-ruin-everything-bacon-is-the-new-black/)
(http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/2243770662_7f83bf9e5e.jpg?w=535)
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hipsters ruin everything: bacon is the new black (http://pinstripebindi.wordpress.com/2008/11/26/hipsters-ruin-everything-bacon-is-the-new-black/)
(http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/2243770662_7f83bf9e5e.jpg?w=535)
:lmao:
I mean really, I love bacon. But, it isn't supposed to be shaving cream or vodka. It's freaking food people! FOOD!
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:lmao:
I mean really, I love bacon. But, it isn't supposed to be shaving cream or vodka. It's freaking food people! FOOD!
I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:
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I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:
:lmao:
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I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Shave in the morning, then go ahead and get down on the ground to play with the dog.
I could wind up as freakin' breakfast. :thatsright:
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By the end of the day, you might be attracting flies.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....gross!!!! :???: