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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on November 23, 2012, 01:03:16 PM
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Oy vey, the DUmp is boring today. But, our old pal RSmithnumbers fashioned a post of sorts, with the same comical illiteracy we've come to know and love:
Thu Nov 22, 2012, 03:52 PM
rsmith6621 (6,353 posts)
So I saw the Mayor of My City Today
..... at the grocery store.. my wife forgot pineapple so I had to go and get it. The Mayor of the city I just moved in to who I know only by seeing his picture was checking and we started a conversation as he finished up he said "you have a happy thanksgiving" I returned the greeting saying YES I am thankful and in all due reality with the outcome nationally you probably are to...
He winked and said for the most part yes..
The community is depressed by conservative politics as the city council is all red and I am thinking of running as a progressive Democrat with the platform of finding new industry... The town lost its timber industry and the farmers are tearing up their fields to plant grapes which will take several years to reap a profit. There are several abandoned buildings that could be transitioned in to lite manufacturing or even a call center..... The council has no policy to regrow the city which is about 7000pop.
Anyhow I hope this finds you all thankful this day.
"in all due reality..." ::)
I hope he runs! DUmp campaigns are a hoot!
Not much action, but per policy, here's the link. Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021868787)
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The community is depressed by conservative politics as the city council is all red and I am thinking of running as a progressive Democrat with the platform of finding new industry.
Most communities are depressed because of liberal tax and spend policies that give huge payouts to unions.
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Random capitalization is okay. Just make up your own rules.
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His wife can write his campaign literature. It should read like a cover letter. :lmao:
Does he think his Mayor is royalty ? I'm just asking because I see the Mayor in my town all the time. I don't get all gushy over him. I don't act the ass either. :-)
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His wife can write his campaign literature. It should read like a cover letter. :lmao:
Does he think his Mayor is royalty ? I'm just asking because I see the Mayor in my town all the time. I don't get all gushy over him. I don't act the ass either. :-)
I know you remember this one. :-) The brown-nosing in the comments were epic.
Tue Nov 20, 2012, 09:27 AM
Dob Bole (2,805 posts)
Update: I Was Elected Mayor!
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I am thinking of running as a progressive Democrat with the platform of finding new industry
He should consult with the expert in running progressive city council campaigns, Omaha Steve. Of course, with over 6,500 posts we will most probably be able to datamine enough material to assist him in the same manner as we did ol' Steve, though "www.electrsmith6621.com" is a bit confusing. Hopefully our stable of worth political consultants will come through in the clutch.
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Does he think his Mayor is royalty ? I'm just asking because I see the Mayor in my town all the time. I don't get all gushy over him. I don't act the ass either. :-)
I met the previous mayor here and his daughter.
She's smokin' hot.
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It would be great to have DUmmy rsmithnumbers running for office!
Can you imagine the campaign literature he could write?
After his incredible resume cover letter consigned his wife to unemployment for the rest of her life, the man is a DUmp legend.
I don't know if he's DUmber than the Omaha Neckbeard, but it's a close race.
I'm sure a few decent and civilized people could help out with his campaign.
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I run into our mayor all over town. The majority of them at Wal-Mart. He was the step daughters history teacher. We are on a Hey how are you doing? Handshake basis. He's a nice guy for a moonbat.
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I run into our mayor all over town. The majority of them at Wal-Mart. He was the step daughters history teacher. We are on a Hey how are you doing? Handshake basis. He's a nice guy for a moonbat.
They don't exist. If he was being nice, you have something he wants.
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They don't exist. If he was being nice, you have something he wants.
He wants the vote.
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He wants the vote.
Tell him that ain't gonna happen and see if he is still nice.
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I am thinking of running as a progressive Democrat with the platform of finding new industry.
Kind of an oxymoron. Progressive looking for new industry? that means corporations, and they are eeeeeevil.
How would a progressive entice new industry?
"Come to my town and I'll raise your taxes. and then I'll unionize all your employees and do a Hostess Twinkie job on you!"
Progressives have a poor record keeping jobs in town. Look at how wonderful Detroit is.
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Does he think his Mayor is royalty ? I'm just asking because I see the Mayor in my town all the time. I don't get all gushy over him. I don't act the ass either. :-)
The mayor in a town or city of 7,000? Yeah, he better see him everywhere.