Is it appropriate, in light of the election results, and the stupidity out there, that we can nominate all of DU for the DOTY? they voted for high unemloyment, high debt, high misery index, shouldn't they all :ownit:?
I'd hate to put you in a position that might be uncomfortable, it's just that the stupidity bothers me.
Very disappointed in our candidates this year. There really isn't one I feel good about supporting out of the whole lot. :bawl:
I'm going throw BanTheGOP out there. He made one post here and ran.
.....and raise you Taverner.
I'm going throw BanTheGOP out there. He made one post here and ran.Oh. I didn't know we had a "Cowardly Lion" category.
Oh. I didn't know we had a "Cowardly Lion" category.
Hey all. Normally I don't bother with online forums of the enemy but I do have to say, I'm not one to hold back from criticism. I believe that the republican Party is, first and foremost, a criminal organization, rather than a political party. I'll take your word that you won't ban me for having an opinion like that.
For the record, you have one thing going on DU: I've been after them to open up a section for all posters, not just progressives. But them's the rules and I gotta follow them. So I've decided to engage here.
Anyway. that's it for now.
I don't see any of your responses that make sense. Only by taxing those who have enriched themselves throught he productive labor of our workers would justify allowing them to move in the first place. Making money is not like freedom of movement; you have to share it properly in order to be effective. It's not fair that a state would be penalized because they want their citizens to have a minimum level of protection.
But why the Taverner primitive? He didn't do a damned thing all year long excepting get high, evading child support, shoplifting and purse-snatching, abusing his ex-wife, and dreaming about some stupid album.
It was the stupid album that made me think of him. One could record cow farts and sell more copies.
I'd like to throw Aviationpro into the mix.
My reasoning is, even though I have never read the rude pundit, but it seems that the avpro misfit made his way on the island by stealing his shtick.
And I also think that if you can't make a point without every third word being some grotesque reference to :censored: then you just can't make a point.
But the DUmmies did slurp it up though.
Whatever the Award that is the a-hole award, I nominate Arctic Dave for this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021856648
That janitor guy who pretends he's a dentist. I can't remember his name, but if he wins I'll make up a certificate of some sort so he'll finally have something to hang on the wall…of the broom closet.
Whatever the Award that is the a-hole award, I nominate Arctic Dave for this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021856648
I'll second the sabrinanumbers one, and also nominate Adbot, whose (sometimes, I suppose) inadvertent ads hawking the very thing that a certain DUnce is complaining about, bring unintended hilarity to the DUmp.
Not easy this year, there's no real standouts to me, hence not as much enthusiasm. I'll just throw out some names and reasons, but not sure what category to put them in.
Gnads - for being an insane balding dwarf with an ego the size of Mt Everest
Sabrinanumbers - for being the consummate compassionate prog and Gnads most devoted suckup
OS - for having a magnificent neck beard and being a *****
Demtenjeep - for failing to die even after promising to do so
MineralOil - for wanting to be so important on Skins that he manly endures their abuse in Meta on a regular basis
darkangelnumbers - for trying so hard to matter by sucking up to Gnads and others
Grantcart - for thinking he's as important and effective as PittStain
The Meta Forum - for providing free entertainment
Skins, et al - for providing Meta
There's no special award for rectal aperturity, it being generally and accurately accepted that all primitives are such.
Perhaps you may wish to nominate for top DUmmie?
Remember, there's 20 top DUmmies.
I'm going throw BanTheGOP out there. He made one post here and ran.
I have to nominate Gnads. I am just in awe of her adoration of herself. It's amazing everything she thinks she can do.
There is no serious candidate for DOTY but nadin.
There is no DOTY but nadin, and the crazy bald dwarf is her own prophet.
bigdarryl (8,710 posts)
5. I though this was DISCUSSION LOUNGE it doesn't say what topics are off limits
I though something else besides stupid politics would be a breath of fresh air around hear.I'm sick off constant politics
.....That janitor guy who pretends he's a dentist. I can't remember his name, but if he wins I'll make up a certificate of some sort so he'll finally have something to hang on the wall…of the broom closet.....
The DU bully - they are legion, and a class of their own.
For the Rob I think no one other then its namesake makes folks laugh in derision as much as the weeping,wailing pantywaist Cyrano.
I assume, by the tone of Frank Solich's message, that Dob Bole is nominated for The Steve..
For the Steve, the right-seat rider on an airport turdhearse. aviation pro, my rosy red one.
If that lindsay stone was a known DUmpmonkey, she'd get to nomination just for the self walldud. :loser:
Are we sure BantheGOP isn't a mole? Wouldn't want to waste a nomination on him if he is. He seems to be great at exposing who the Progs at DU truly are and what they believe.
Oh, but I'm sure some of the past winners--maybe two or three of them--of Top DUmmie of some year--were moles.
I'm not willing to hazard any guesses about which ones, but I'm sure there's been a few.
I am suspecting that one of your moles has made the list a time or 2, Frank. :-)
Good reading comprehension, sir; please notice I said "I'm sure."
The Magistrate for being a vile piece of human waste.
Okay, it's very early Thanksgiving morning. As the weather's clement, I kicked all the cats outside the house so I could turn on the natural-gas stove without fear of them going skyward in case it explodes, and inserted the first turkey into the oven.
The nominations thus far:
for the Willie, enhacing the reputation of Skins's island:
DonRedwood
kpete, the rich bitch
EFerrari, poor stupid Beth
for the Steve, the primitive who's his worst enemy:
Hope Hoops
PCIntern
Dob Bole, the new mayor
AviationPro
demtenjeep, Pamela
for the Rob, the primitive who's always hilariously funny:
California Peggy, CalPig
Cyrano, Cryano (thanks to Revolution for inventing the better name)
Atman
I'd like to add the Taverner primitive to the Steve. Why? Because he's finding out now that 'actions have consequences,' even if those actions were doing copious amounts of illegal pharmaceutical substances years in his past. And he's as dumb as a rock (sorry, rocks everywhere) in not being able to learn from his mistakes. Even single-celled organisms learn from their mistakes.
It's very unfortunate most primitives don't know what the magisterial one really is.
Of course, given their wretched, Hate-filled attitudes and beings, it's probably just deserts that the primitives are saddled with the magisterial one, but then on the other hand, one does have at least a shred of compassion for the primitives. Not much, but at least a shred.
If the magisterial one were a tree, dogs would seek a cleaner place to do their evacuatory business.
Done.
When reviewing the slate for the "Steve," however, I gotta add the inspiration behind the award, my fellow Nebraskan, the big guy Omaha Steve.
I've seen a lot of things on Skins's island, but nothing that ever left me as opened-mouth incredulous as the way the big guy repeatedly ignored rock-solid campaign advice and counsel, and went his own bumbling way.
And of course, inevitably he bumbled, and got humbled.
Mon Nov 19, 2012, 07:17 PM
stevenleser (10,971 posts)
xPost from V&M: Stuart Varney and I discuss the merits of a Carbon Tax on Fox News' Your World
Stuart Varney and I discuss the merits of a Carbon Tax. While a Carbon Tax is normally a regressive tax, can it be structured in a way that doesn't hurt the poor and middle class?
I nominate stevenleser for the Willie, the primitive that has appeared on Fox News with Stuart Varney
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80986.0.html
.....and SystematicChaos, the two-ton tub-o-lard, who is as agile as a cathedral, and as charming as a 4-alarm case of diaper rash.
For the "Willie", Taverner, the only primitive that consumes more mind-altering substances, in copious quantities, than W R Pitt.
Upon further contemplation of the nominated names thus far, I'm inclined to omit AdBot and Jack Rabbit from the ballot, as certainly those weren't serious nominations.
And also, for sure, the meta forum won't be on the ballot.
The meta forum is a place, not a primitive (or a group of primitives).
A place cannot be a Top DUmmie.
On the other hand, groups of primitives, such as "the bullies," can be.
I was totally serious when I nominated AdBot. Not sure if it should be in the Top Ten, or in the "special" awards, but it should definitely be included.
I hereby nominate the DU jury system as DUmmy of the year.I'd like to nominate the Meta forum for the Willie. :-)
I'd like to nominate the Meta forum for the Willie. :-)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a "system" is a primitive?
Well it is a pretty primitive system.
Done.
When reviewing the slate for the "Steve," however, I gotta add the inspiration behind the award, my fellow Nebraskan, the big guy Omaha Steve.
I've seen a lot of things on Skins's island, but nothing that ever left me as opened-mouth incredulous as the way the big guy repeatedly ignored rock-solid campaign advice and counsel, and went his own bumbling way.
And of course, inevitably he bumbled, and got humbled.
DonRedwood
EFerrari, poor stupid Beth
kpete, the rich bitch
stevenleser
Taverner
RB TexLa (15,837 posts)
What is the reason behind online social sites and people only wanting to hear everything is
a fantasyland?
I posted yesterday that I didn't have anything to be thankful for. A true statement.
I was showered with posts saying not to do things to "my day," and "only positive posts today." Some even told me I was too stupid to know if I have anything to be thankful for and they are so much smarter that they can better tell me what I am thankful for.
Are people just that selfish that they want to dictate what they see from everyone else?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021873370
Just because he is one of the stupidest people to infect our lives I have to nominate this complete idiot.
Who was that lad up in Wisconsin that kept posting begs for campaign money, then gets banned, again?
Funny as all get out.
Ought to have an honorable mention for The Steve.
I would be nice to bonus categories...
Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.
But DU always falls for a good scam.
The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country. :bird:
If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.
I'd nominate DUmmy cali. Anyone who's been wallduded has spread the fame of the DUmp.
For the same reason I'd nominate DUmmy Raven, wallduded from her cushy job up there in Rindge.
Also, the sobbing neckbeard, since running for public office with his participation at the DUmp being spread far and wide in Bellevue.
Frank I put the leviathan in for the Willie. He not so eloquently interwoven not only his primitive drama but his feud with cc into the world of the hapless vegans at mcdougal world. No doubt he also touts his primitive home in whatever gamer forums he frequents instead of working although we have yet to discover that free publicity. His reputation is also immortalized in video on YouTube.
I would be nice to bonus categories...
Right, that nomination meets the standards for the Willie.
The Las Vegas Leviathan spread himself outside of Skins's island.
Just because I have not seen him yet and the DUmbfuk deserves at least a mention I nominate old Don, NNN0LHI,for the Steve.
He was so happy about having a commie government in Illinois yet they ransacked his pension and raised his property taxes if I recall correctly.
I would be nice to bonus categories...
Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.
But DU always falls for a good scam.
The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country. :bird:
If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.
I would be nice to bonus categories...Agreed. I knew that phat phuck was just using the DUmmies, yet they were stupid enough to foist him upon us again. Cali needs to be on the list, too, but they are such an odd bird, I am not sure where the placement should be.
Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.
But DU always falls for a good scam.
The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country. :bird:
If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.
Was it 2012 that the a post from our friend the DUde was mentioned by Rush?
If so, he's a natural choice for the Willie.
It seems to me that poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith, up there in Oak Grove, Oregon, has really pulled in her DUmbass horns lately.
I think she's aware of her standing as coach's favorite for DOTY, and is trying to avoid the limelight.
While I don't believe she comes close to nadin when it comes to DOTY chops, she's a solid candidate for runnerup, even if she contines to keep her head down.
And here's a newcomer I'm nominating for Top DUmmies; the "Denninmi" primitive, the Dennis the Menace primitive.He's a good one.
He's been rather prominent recently in the mental health forum, but earlier in the year, he was equally prominent in the cooking and baking forum, and in his attempts to write a novel.
A great deal of amusement all year long, he gave.
What was funny on my end was that originally I'd thought him a few-years-younger and slightly less-addled grasswire primitive, because of his writing style. It freaked me when he turned out a 47-year-old guy still living at home with his ancient mother, who bosses him around.
darkangel218, who might be the gone-away Sarah Ibarruri primitive
I would like to see SystematicChaos nominated for the Rob.
He is never happy, he has no plans of ever working again, he passes gas all day long with his roomate, and he is a picture perfect snapshop of a typical DUmmy. Everything the guy posts causes me to :rotf:
I saw Sarah posting I think last week in a thread that wasn't worth bringing over.
For the Willie, I'd like to nominate what I would like to christen the "Military Morons" of DU. This thread (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81187.0/topicseen.html#top) gave me the idea, but I wanted to run it by you for your approval, Frank.
The Military Morons. Quite a prevalent group at DU, and possibly growing. Those who believe the U.S. Military are a bunch of war mongering bullies who do nothing for them, have done nothing for them, and never will do anything for them.
Idiots.
Did The Magistrate not make the nomination list?
Whoa, I thought he did, but I've gone through the list with a fine-toothed comb and listed everyone who's been properly nominated. I haven't seen it.
By the way, just naming a primitive doesn't hack it. One has to name the award for which the primitive's being nominated, too. I can't read minds.
The Willie, the Steve, the Rob, or a top DUmmie (of which one gets to vote for ten, but can nominate as many as one wishes).
The same rule will apply for voting too; one will have to specify which award.
I dislike being anal about this, but it's caused confusion and problems in the past, and as this is franksolich's last year of doing the Top DUmmies, and as the rules are pretty simple and easy, and given the second-string slate of primitives we have this year, I'm going to have to write some silk purses out of sow's ears as it is.
and as this is franksolich's last year of doing the Top DUmmies
I nominate zappaman for DOTY. He doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but I think he deserves some kind of recognition for all of the fun he provides at nadin's expense.
Well, if you want him on the ballot, he goes on the ballot.
However, I have to warn you of something.
Any time decent and civilized people say something nice about a primitive, it's the primitive's death warrant on Skins's island.
So yeah, he can go on the ballot, but I hope you give this some thought before holding to his nomination or withdrawing it.
The choice is yours, I'm here to serve, but I thought that needed pointing out.
I can't see him winning, but he does deserve some kind of recognition. Maybe it could be thought of as enough of an honor for him "just to be nominated" like at the academy awards for the movies? As I said, he doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but he posts at DU so he's still a DUmmy, right? I always enjoy reading his responses to nadin and I consider him a prominent DUmmy, not a lumpenprimitive and thus deserving of something--what, I'm not sure.
Okay, he's on the ballot.
I just wanted to be sure everyone understands possible ramifications for primitives.
Okay, he's on the ballot.
I just wanted to be sure everyone understands possible ramifications for primitives.
Has there ever been an award for best suspected mole? That could be fun.
Moles have been nominated, and in two or three cases actually won a spot in the Top DUmmies of some particular year.
However, it's never a good idea to expose moles, as they're on our side.
Are they still alive? Y/N?
Are they still alive? Y/N?
To me, the choice is clear, but anyone who can get proud2BDUmb elected DOTY has a lot of clout.
Coach's favorite:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/grasswire.jpg)
Grasswipe is an addled old lady, bundled in multiple overcoats, mumbling to herself about pie shops, franksolich, and PayPal.
To me, the choice is clear, but anyone who can get proud2BDUmb elected DOTY has a lot of clout.
So much for franksolich's "clout.""Clout" is when you can put a round red sodomite in the ground from a thousand miles away.
That is a distinguishing list. Skimmer should be proud.
That is a distinguishing list. Skimmer should be proud.
Distinguishing, disgusting--it's all the same.
Who do you suppose is going to win the Top Spot, the Number One DUmmie of 2012?
In about twelve hours from now, this leaves franksolich's hands and goes into the hands of Mr. Wiggum, who starts counting the votes over the next ten days.
Mr. Wiggum of course is of impeccable, undeniable character and integrity, but I'm contemplating sending him a crate of Florida oranges, or a jug of Haig & Haig whiskey, or twenty pounds of Omaha Steaks, to see if he'll count the votes the way I want it to turn out.
It's the Democrat way.
As much as I want to see someone else hit the Top spot, I think that we might have a consecutive-repeat winner. :banghead: :rant:
No Elephants should get the "Last one out, turn out the lights" award. (non existent award)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=latest_threads