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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
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I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.
I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.
Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.
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Four years of planning down the drain.
Thanks jackoff!!!! :argh: :mad: :censored: :rant:
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I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.
I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.
Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.
Dayum Freep!!! If that ain't violating op-sec I don't what is!!!! Daggone it buddy... it's been good to know ya!!!!
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I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.
I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.
Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.
You have a meeting with Lord Rove himself at 0600. He is NOT happy. :censored: :mad: :banghead:
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I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.
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Freeper did a bad.
He will now be welcomed into the close knit arms of DUmmieville.
I hope a squirrel pees on your leg.
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Ban him!! :)
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Sorry sir, you're going to have to come with me.
Don't worry about the guy with the pistol standing behind you...
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I'm sorry everyone!
I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
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I'm sorry everyone!
I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
On second thought, you're right.
I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!
Thanks freeper! :)
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On second thought, you're right.
I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!
Thanks freeper! :)
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:cheersmate:
I'm glad I'm not the only one moved by President 0bama's stellar performance.
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I'm sorry everyone!
I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
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A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.
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I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.
I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.
Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.
Was it worth it? :banghead:
So help me if Sarah Palin sheds one tear over this...
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I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.
I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.
Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.
I'll be cashing my Koch Brother checks............bitches.
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Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.
My squirrels hate you. Come say that in the woods. :whatever:
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Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.
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Where, oh where can I pull the lever for Romney and fight this despicable Re- THUG-liKKKan trick?
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I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.
Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"
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er um...a Vince Foster moment.....
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You know I was about to come kick your mother %#@&ing ass for blowing all this work we put in but you've convinced me. I'm heading out to early vote right now and I'm pushing the Romney button for President Barrack Obama.
I'll vote again for him Tuesday on rethuglican voting day and then on Wednesday during Democratic Party voting day.
Long live President Obama.
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Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"
Ah, yes....I went back and read that again.
Hey, Freep....what you want on your
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I hope a squirrel pees on your leg.
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
My squirrels hate you. Come say that in the woods. :whatever:
I force feeding each of the squirrels 32 oz of Mint Tea right now.
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Hey, DUmmies, why would we steal something we could just buy? Your fears make no sense.
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"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side". "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "
Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.
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"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side". "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "
Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.
The Dangler Brigade is hard at work stealing this election for us. :-)
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The Dangler Brigade is hard at work stealing this election for us. :-)
I miss Dingleberry.
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I force feeding each of the squirrels 32 oz of Mint Tea right now.
You must not live in NYC. 32's are banned. :lmao:
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As for Sandy, that's the last time I'll use the VRWC Hurricane Machine so close to the election
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Candygram....
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