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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM

Title: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.

Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: USA4ME on November 01, 2012, 08:14:34 PM
Four years of planning down the drain.

Thanks jackoff!!!!  :argh: :mad: :censored: :rant:

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Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 01, 2012, 08:19:57 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.



Dayum Freep!!! If that ain't violating op-sec I don't what is!!!!  Daggone it buddy... it's been good to know ya!!!!
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on November 01, 2012, 08:23:29 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.



You have a meeting with Lord Rove himself at 0600.  He is NOT happy. :censored: :mad: :banghead:
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Jasonw560 on November 01, 2012, 08:25:02 PM
I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.

Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Skul on November 01, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Freeper did a bad.
He will now be welcomed into the close knit arms of DUmmieville.
I hope a squirrel pees on your leg.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2012, 08:34:01 PM
Ban him!!  :)
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Mike220 on November 01, 2012, 08:36:35 PM
Sorry sir, you're going to have to come with me.

Don't worry about the guy with the pistol standing behind you...
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:39:37 PM
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: USA4ME on November 01, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.

On second thought, you're right.

I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!

Thanks freeper!  :)

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Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
On second thought, you're right.

I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!

Thanks freeper!  :)

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 :cheersmate:

I'm glad I'm not the only one moved by President 0bama's stellar performance.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Skul on November 01, 2012, 08:48:11 PM
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,

Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.

Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 01, 2012, 11:40:23 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.

Was it worth it?   :banghead:

So help me if Sarah Palin sheds one tear over this...
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: sybilll on November 02, 2012, 12:25:06 AM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.


I'll be cashing my Koch Brother checks............bitches.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Skul on November 02, 2012, 12:38:26 AM
Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.
My squirrels hate you. Come say that in the woods.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 02, 2012, 12:40:00 AM
Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.


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Where, oh where can I pull the lever for Romney and fight this despicable Re- THUG-liKKKan trick?
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: docstew on November 03, 2012, 11:19:11 AM
I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.



Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Linda on November 03, 2012, 11:22:48 AM
 er um...a Vince Foster moment.....
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Randy on November 03, 2012, 12:35:04 PM
You know I was about to come kick your mother %#@&ing ass for blowing all this work we put in but you've convinced me. I'm heading out to early vote right now and I'm pushing the Romney button for President Barrack Obama.
I'll vote again for him Tuesday on rethuglican voting day and then on Wednesday during  Democratic Party voting day.

Long live President Obama.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Jasonw560 on November 03, 2012, 12:41:56 PM
Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"

Ah, yes....I went back and read that again.

Hey, Freep....what you want on your

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Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 03, 2012, 01:32:18 PM
I hope a squirrel pees on your leg.
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
My squirrels hate you. Come say that in the woods.  :whatever:

I force feeding each of the squirrels 32 oz of Mint Tea right now.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 03, 2012, 08:29:10 PM
Hey, DUmmies, why would we steal something we could just buy?   Your fears make no sense.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Airwolf on November 03, 2012, 10:21:15 PM
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"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side".  "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "

Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on November 03, 2012, 10:30:08 PM
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"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side".  "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "

Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.

The Dangler Brigade is hard at work stealing this election for us.  :-)
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Bad Dog on November 03, 2012, 11:56:12 PM
The Dangler Brigade is hard at work stealing this election for us.  :-)

I miss Dingleberry.
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Skul on November 04, 2012, 06:32:13 AM
I force feeding each of the squirrels 32 oz of Mint Tea right now.
You must not live in NYC. 32's are banned.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: Georgia Bulldog on November 04, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
As for Sandy, that's the last time I'll use the VRWC Hurricane Machine so close to the election
Title: Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
Post by: formerlurker on November 04, 2012, 07:50:09 AM
Candygram....


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