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11 Bravo (14,300 posts)
What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
Of course I will revel in the unbridled joy emanating from Chicago, but it turns out I'm not a very nice person. You see, what I can't ****ing wait to witness is Queen Ann standing behind her husband as he concedes. With lips a-tremble and tears coursing down her cheeks, that arrogant, pampered, elitist twit is going to come face-to-face with the stark realization that the American people have completely rejected the lying sack of shit she married. It will slowly sink in that it is NOT "their turn" and they are NOT entitled to the White House because they're ****ing rich! She will have to face the cold, hard truth that the American people don't like her or her smirking ass-wipe of a husband.
That's going to sting like a bitch.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021645615
11 Boo Boo just described what Michelle 0bama will be doing on election night.
DU will be in full lockdown mode, admins will be standing by to scrub all the posts that might interest the Secret Service, there will be screams of "fraud", threats of DUmmies moving to another country, and lots and lots of hissy fits and crying.
HipChick (8,358 posts)
1. Smiling in the face of my Rethug Neighbor, as he pulls down his Romney/Ryan signs..
I'm surprised you haven't stolen or defaced them by now.
Kurovski (32,219 posts)
3. Knowing that Americans are taking to the streets this time...
when election theft criminal Rmoney contests the results of the election.
No more year 2000 horse shit!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
flamingdem (19,318 posts)
4. The moment the defining results confirm an Obama victory
and I can forget about Romney and his sidekick and then enjoy other triumphs in Senate and House races.
nadinbrzezinski (110,341 posts)
10. If polls go as they should
given all current projections. the Irish Wake.
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Locked and loaded.
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I dunno about anybody else, but I'm going to see how many primitives keep their promise to do themselves in.
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I dunno about anybody else, but I'm going to see how many primitives keep their promise to do themselves in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict none of them will keep their promise. DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict none of them will keep their promise. DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time.
Yeah, unfortunately.
But one can dream.
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All the Democrats screaming the Moonbat equivalent of "But Aldaran is a PEACEFUL planet!!!! NOooooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!"
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All the Democrats screaming the Moonbat equivalent of "But Aldaran is a PEACEFUL planet!!!! NOooooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!"
The DUmp is going to absolutely go even more ape-s^*t than they already are when the "O" is voted out.
I wonder how long Skammer will lock down the fort?
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Fat, stupid, and mean is no way to go through life but it is a requirement in the DUmp's TOS.
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11 Bravo (14,300 posts)
What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
Of course I will revel in the unbridled joy emanating from Chicago, but it turns out I'm not a very nice person. You see, what I can't ****ing wait to witness is Queen Ann standing behind her husband as he concedes. With lips a-tremble and tears coursing down her cheeks, that arrogant, pampered, elitist twit is going to come face-to-face with the stark realization that the American people have completely rejected the lying sack of shit she married. It will slowly sink in that it is NOT "their turn" and they are NOT entitled to the White House because they're ****ing rich! She will have to face the cold, hard truth that the American people don't like her or her smirking ass-wipe of a husband.
That's going to sting like a bitch.
Even if the worst happens and Barry manages to hold on to his throne, the popular vote will still likely be so close that to say, "the American people have completely rejected" Romney would be bullshit. Not that that has ever been an impediment to you DUmmies' proclamations. He certainly won't have anything approaching a mandate, and he'll still be as despised and mistrusted as ever by the producers in this country, which means they'll continue to hold on to their capital and growth will continue to stagnate. A Republican Congress will hopefully keep his crazier shit in check, and the moonbat Supreme Court Justice you fantasize about will never come to be. We'll have a gridlocked government. Barry will experience the same irrelevance that Clinton had in his second term, and will be reduced to signing this or that feel-good bill that makes good photo-ops with children gathered at his feet, but that's about it.
Meanwhile, Romney and family will return to their well-appointed lifestyle, making more millions and enjoying life while you continue to stew in the boiling cauldron hate and envy that is DU, lamenting about how unfair it is that others prosper while you grow mold. We'll be over here enjoying life, too, because it's not in a conservative's nature to let politics and setbacks define their lives. Unlike you, we are survivors and achievers and overcomers. We don't need you. You need us.
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Even if the worst happens and Barry manages to hold on to his throne, the popular vote will still likely be so close that to say, "the American people have completely rejected" Romney would be bullshit. Not that that has ever been an impediment to you DUmmies' proclamations. He certainly won't have anything approaching a mandate, and he'll still be as despised and mistrusted as ever by the producers in this country, which means they'll continue to hold on to their capital and growth will continue to stagnate. A Republican Congress will hopefully keep his crazier shit in check, and the moonbat Supreme Court Justice you fantasize about will never come to be. We'll have a gridlocked government. Barry will experience the same irrelevance that Clinton had in his second term, and will be reduced to signing this or that feel-good bill that makes good photo-ops with children gathered at his feet, but that's about it.
Meanwhile, Romney and family will return to their well-appointed lifestyle, making more millions and enjoying life while you continue to stew in the boiling cauldron hate and envy that is DU, lamenting about how unfair it is that others prosper while you grow mold. We'll be over here enjoying life, too, because it's not in a conservative's nature to let politics and setbacks define their lives. Unlike you, we are survivors and achievers and overcomers. We don't need you. You need us.
K&R. :cheersmate:
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Having to wear my galoshes when I get off of work because the streets will be overflowing with the salty bitter tears.
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The surprise we have planned for DU once Obama delivers his concession.
There, that ought to worry those paranoid freaks.
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I suspect my fondest memory of the upcoming election night will be that I get to go to bed early, not having to wait up for the results to be determined.
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I took the 7th off just so I could enjoy election 2012....I want secret microphones to record the wails of despair in Chicago and other liberal hell holes.
I want to see the DUmmies cry out, "Nooooo! Mr Mannn was right all along!"
I want to see the DUmmy rage as Obama concedes at the first possible moment not fighting it out ala Gore the babymeister. I wanna see the "First time" Obama chick react to the concession speech, "No! No! You're pulling out too soon!"
I wanna see new pictures of the weeping DUmmies to set alongside the crying fat chick from 2000.
I wanna see republicans line the streets near the white house so when the Obamas leave in Jan 20th, they will hear, "SHa Na Na Na, Sha Na Na Na. Hey Hey Hey. Goodbye."
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Sat Oct 27, 2012, 02:12 PM
Sedona (1,244 posts)
14. I bought champagne in 2004.
It stuck around in the fridge for a year or so until I poured it down the sink.
I couldn't bare to drink it.
Ahh, memories...
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Enjoying the Romney win in one of the bluest states in the union. :-)
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Can we sticky this until after the weekend after the election?
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I think that just like with Lord Rove, the will soon find that Emporor Romney is not as forgiving as Bush was.
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Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe?
I bet Borock gets his golf clubs and heads for the golf course while MOO-chelle loads AF#1 with family and friends and heads off for a 2 1/2 month, all expense paid vacation. They're gonna mlk those last few days for all it's worth.
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Can we sticky this until after the weekend after the election?
Sure why not? :-)
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Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe?
I hear Bon Ami does a pretty good job.
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I would enjoy seeing a moonbat slap every Dem as they concede to their GOP opponent. It does have precedent in WI.
Turning to MSNBC after a huge Dem defeat will be entertaining too. They will probably have to drop their feed to get a handle on reality.
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I have a special cigar I bought just for election night. If it's called early enough, I shall partake.
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Chris Mathews quivering upper lip as he struggles to hold back his tears reading the news that Obie has been caught up in a Tsunami of voter angst. Yup, that will do it for me. :popcorn:
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Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe?
I bet Borock gets his golf clubs and heads for the golf course while MOO-chelle loads AF#1 with White house china, silverware, artifacts, mementos, family and friends and heads off for a 2 1/2 month, all expense paid vacation. They're gonna milk those last few days for all it's worth.
FIFY I suspect they will make the Clinton crime family look like pikers.
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Chris Mathews quivering upper lip as he struggles to hold back his tears reading the news that Obie has been caught up in a Tsunami of voter angst. Yup, that will do it for me. :popcorn:
Hi5! That will please me to no end as well!
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If by some remote chance that Obama steals the election from Mitt Romney, I'll take small comfort that Mitt will still be richer than all of the DUmmies combined. Not only that, but another four years of the Obamaconomy will hurt the DUmmies financially way more than it will hurt rich people.
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My fondest memory (If all goes according to plan) will be watching all of MSNBCs talking heads melt down in unison, into a giant toxic stew on the studio floor.
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Chris Mathews will have a stroke when Romney wins and find out that MSNBC never paid his health insurnace.
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Chris Mathews will have a stroke when Romney wins and find out that MSNBC never paid his health insurnace.
I do not wish Mr. Matthews ill.
That's why I hope he suck-starts the .357 of his own volition.
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Rachel Madcow will decide to re-change it's sexual orientation.
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Rachel Madcow will decide to re-change it's sexual orientation.
Don't you need to know which one was your original first?
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MSNBC will declare obama the winner before 8:00 Pm.
As for the rest of it. Looking at the polls and comparing them to 2008. They are the same as they were then, only difference is that Romney is ahead. IT IS A FACT THAT A CANDIDATE OVER 50% THIS LATE IN THE RACE HAS NEVER LOST THE ELECTION. That is exactly where Romney is. So suck it DUmmies. Your President is a absolute failure and makes Jimmy Carter look like a great President.
I will also be watching MSNBC on election night. Seeing those obama leg humping shills crow will be a beautiful thing.
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I'm going to enjoy watching every single Libtard...from Obama on down...stare at the results in slack jawed amazement.
Because every. single. one of them. has bought into the hype that they were gonna win and win big.
They believed their self generated polls and their WH approved propaganda pieces...they bought into everything MSNBC CNN NBC ABC CBS and the NYT has said about this election.
And it's all gonna turn out not the way they had planned.
There's gonna be a lot of blank stares navel gazing and sul searching late on Nov. 6th.
And I'm gonna love every single minute of it.
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.....And I'm gonna love every single minute of it.
The truth didn't come out until much later of course, but remember election night 2010 when Chief S itting Bull, the Greatest Primitive Ever, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive "Redstone" got beat up in a bar picking fights with patrons cheering about the results?
He got some major damage done him, but it was Chief S itting Bull's own fault, mouthing off like that.
Damn, I miss the hot-tempered short-fused bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive; we're coming up on the one-year anniversary of his departure from this time and place.
The.Greatest.Primitive.Ever. Redstone.
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I'm going to enjoy watching every single Libtard...from Obama on down...stare at the results in slack jawed amazement.
Because every. single. one of them. has bought into the hype that they were gonna win and win big.
They believed their self generated polls and their WH approved propaganda pieces...they bought into everything MSNBC CNN NBC ABC CBS and the NYT has said about this election.
And it's all gonna turn out not the way they had planned.
There's gonna be a lot of blank stares navel gazing and sul searching late on Nov. 6th.
And I'm gonna love every single minute of it.
It is going to be 1980 all over again.... At least I hope it is.
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It is going to be 1980 all over again.... At least I hope it is.
I'd be happy with 2004 all over again quite frankly...they believed the exit polls and started celebrating before the official results came in.
Best memory of that night was a drunk Susan Esterich on Fox News.
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I wanna see the "First time" Obama chick react to the concession speech, "No! No! You're pulling out too soon!"
:rotf: That was the stupidest video I've ever seen. She was right about one thing though. When Obama got innagurated, it was indeed like getting ****ed. Just not in the desired manner.
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I wish this thread could be stickied at the DUmp.
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Sat Oct 27, 2012, 02:12 PM
Sedona (1,244 posts)
14. I bought champagne in 2004.
It stuck around in the fridge for a year or so until I poured it down the sink.
I couldn't bare to drink it.
That would have been after Fitzmas.
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I think that's a bouncy. It drank it. Anyone who knows DUmmies, and addictive personalities knows it drank it. If only to numb their pain.
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I took the 7th off just so I could enjoy election 2012. . . .
I am doing that too. I usually stay up way way late on national election night anyway, but this one could be especially satisfying (fingers crossed, knock on wood). If BO is booted, there will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout DUmmieland. MSNBC will be apoplectic. It should be SWEEEEEET!!! The icing on the cake will be if we can take the Senate. And here in Missouri, if Todd Akin can oust ObamaClaire McJobs-kill, that would be make the night complete.
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The.Greatest.Primitive.Ever. Redstone.
I agree.
Anyway, my husband is taking off the day after the election too so we can sit and laugh hysterically
ALL DAY LONG.
He said he has to see Obama concede. Or cry. :rotf:
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I am doing that too. I usually stay up way way late on national election night anyway, but this one could be especially satisfying (fingers crossed, knock on wood). If BO is booted, there will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout DUmmieland. MSNBC will be apoplectic. It should be SWEEEEEET!!! The icing on the cake will be if we can take the Senate. And here in Missouri, if Todd Akin can oust ObamaClaire McJobs-kill, that would be make the night complete.
Nov. 7th, if you choose to write one, should be the most epic DUFU EVER!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I am doing that too. I usually stay up way way late on national election night anyway, but this one could be especially satisfying (fingers crossed, knock on wood). If BO is booted, there will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout DUmmieland. MSNBC will be apoplectic. It should be SWEEEEEET!!! The icing on the cake will be if we can take the Senate. And here in Missouri, if Todd Akin can oust ObamaClaire McJobs-kill, that would be make the night complete.
Nov. 7th, if you choose to write one, should be the most epic DUFU EVER!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Oh man, that DUFU would total pants! :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Nov. 7th, if you choose to write one, should be the most epic DUFU EVER!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
If you choose to, Charles, I'd get with NHSparky for background on inside the control room of a nuclear power plant. A DUFU themed on a "Meltdown on Skin's Island" storyline could well become a major motion picture event, and there's no reason why you shouldn't capitalize on the royalties possible from the DUmbasses misery. :fuelfire:
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Should the Dems go down to defeat, I am sure that both PJ-Comix and I will have multiple DUFUs coming out our respective wazoos.
And should Skinner put the place in lockdown mode, I have a "way in" to the DUmp, if you catch my drift. And you other guys with access could prove helpful, too.
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along with The esteemed Mr Henrickson...be sure to Printscreen threats made on DU, as they will likely be scrubbed.
sedition, treason, and death threats must be preserved for the world to see.
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May be a stupid question, but once I hit print screen, which of my documents shall I look in to find the image(s)?
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I want to see that sawed-off prick, Stephanopolous in the fetal position. Lest we forget, he was the first JournOlister that started the war on women in January by asking Romney 10 minutes of questions about banning contraception. Then I want to see Sandra Fluke paying $9 for her birth control.
You all are tempting me to take off the 7th as well. And advance warning, the odds of my language being salty on election night are eleventy.
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I do not wish Mr. Matthews ill.
That's why I hope he suck-starts the .357 of his own volition.
:rotf:
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I do not wish Mr. Matthews ill.
That's why I hope he suck-starts the .357 of his own volition.
That brings up an interesting question. "Will there be a live suicide, or just a suicide from one of the members of MSNBC on or shortly after election night if Romney wins?" Worth a poll? :lmao:
Hi5, btw.
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May be a stupid question, but once I hit print screen, which of my documents shall I look in to find the image(s)?
Its not recorded in a document right away.
first you go to you Paint program.
click on Edit
then on Paste
--your saved image will appear,
click on File and then "save as" (give it a name)
My saves show up in my pictures file..
Pictures will be under documents.
open your docs and click and drag the new image to your desk top
--now open the internet to Imageshack or similar file sharing program
upload the image
click and save on Forum Code
Post the new image to CC.
Practice a few times before the 6th
here is an example
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3893/yeaverily.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/90/yeaverily.jpg/)
Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)
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Well, I don't have MS paint. I'll see if I can get it tomorrow. Last day off, so I can do that, and a few other secretive Election Preperation tasks.
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Well, I don't have MS paint. I'll see if I can get it tomorrow. Last day off, so I can do that, and a few other secretive Election Preperation tasks.
If you have a computer, Paint's already in there.....somewhere.
Anyway.
"screen captures" by SGT Snuggle Bunny, in the DUmping Ground, the reference section for the DUmpster:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66724.0
Chris_'s suggestion, about 7/8ths of the way down the first page, is the easiest and quickest to do.
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(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cry/grand/korean-people-kbs-cry-fb89705ae6d743bf1e848c206e16a1d7-7.gif)
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Well, I don't have MS paint. I'll see if I can get it tomorrow. Last day off, so I can do that, and a few other secretive Election Preperation tasks.
Frank is right. its part of basic programing.
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Run > mspaint
It's under Accessories on the Program menu.
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Frank is right. its part of basic programing.
One can make the image any size one wants, in Paint.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/miniature.jpg)
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Run > mspaint
It's under Accessories on the Program menu.
I'll see if I can give that a go, then. Thanks Chris.
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This is going to be a fun election! Everything they've done to fool themselves. Right now most polls are oversampling dems and Romney's still ahead, even in swing states. They're so delusional they obviously haven't seen what's going in in WI, PA & MN, or they're deliberately ignoring it. Undecideds will break towards Romney. Then we'll have 8 years (well, 16 with Ryan) of them bitching about the rich, how Romney's enriching his friends, tax cuts for the rich, etc. The years of angst & depression, all their bitterness, hatred & rage coming back to bite them in the ass!
Cindie
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This is going to be a fun election! Everything they've done to fool themselves. Right now most polls are oversampling dems and Romney's still ahead, even in swing states. They're so delusional they obviously haven't seen what's going in in WI, PA & MN, or they're deliberately ignoring it. Undecideds will break towards Romney. Then we'll have 8 years (well, 16 with Ryan) of them bitching about the rich, how Romney's enriching his friends, tax cuts for the rich, etc. The years of angst & depression, all their bitterness, hatred & rage coming back to bite them in the ass!
Cindie
Sounds like you're excited as I am. Should be delicious. Like a NY Strip steak medium rare, a virgin strawberry daquari, rizzoto, and chocolate marble cheesecake for dessert.
Hell, it may be better, but that's the best thing I could picture at the moment.
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Then we'll have 8 years (well, 16 with Ryan) of them bitching about the rich, how Romney's enriching his friends, tax cuts for the rich, etc. The years of angst & depression, all their bitterness, hatred & rage coming back to bite them in the ass!
Actually, madam, I'm rather hoping the primitives will carry out their promises, and depart this time and place.
In which case they couldn't temporally bitch and moan.
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Someone hacking into DU and putting up the following:
ALL YOUR WHITE HOUSE ARE BELONG TO US
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Actually, madam, I'm rather hoping the primitives will carry out their promises, and depart this time and place.
In which case they couldn't temporally bitch and moan.
It would be great to hear of some DUmpmonkeys finally keeping their word.
The electoral map is still stacked in favor of the muslim, but one can hope.
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I predict Chris Matthews will cry on live television, he'll probably call us a nation of racists as well. I can't wait.
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It would be great to hear of some DUmpmonkeys finally keeping their word.
The electoral map is still stacked in favor of the muslim, but one can hope.
It would be highly improbable for DUmbasses to develop the personal fortitude necessary to either suck-start a shotgun or play "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" with razor blades as a result of the blowout coming Barry's way in 8 days. I CAN see them doing what leftists do best and rioting in protest of Dear Leader's ouster from the center seat. In process, I can see a few of them possibly committing suicide by cop, but most of 'em will be tazed or pepper sprayed and carted downtown to sleep it off.
Too bad; I would hope that a few of 'em would take their protests out my way, so I could cure their ills for 'em. "I swear, your honor, I saw that bong he was holding, and it looked like a gun. I was in fear for my life." :naughty:
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11 Bravo (14,300 posts)
What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
Of course I will revel in the unbridled joy emanating from Chicago,(.....)
Oh, at McCormick Place? Remote, limited access, walk-in unfriendly yet easily escaped?
Yeah, let's party....
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Oh, at McCormick Place? Remote, limited access, walk-in unfriendly yet easily escaped?
Yeah, let's party....
You saw that too, didja?
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Quote from: Skul on October 27, 2012, 09:00:37 pm
Rachel Madcow will decide to re-change it's sexual orientation.
Don't you need to know which one was your original first?
It's lost track, by now.
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You saw that too, didja?
Sure did, Sparky. Compliments of Kevin Du Juan@Hillbuzz.
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The early evening Obama concession speech of course. If he has the class to give one it is going to be an off-teleprompter racist hate fest. My sincere hope is that he does something that will totally stop any of the lame duck session.
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The early evening Obama concession speech of course. If he has the class to give one it is going to be an off-teleprompter racist hate fest. My sincere hope is that he does something that will totally stop any of the lame duck session.
There won't be a concession speech. He will challenge it (no matter how much of a margin he loses by) and call ou the lawyers.
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There won't be a concession speech. He will challenge it (no matter how much of a margin he loses by) and call ou the lawyers.
That's almost guaranteed to happen. That will also be a major incitement to riot among his flock.
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Our memories of election night may end up being the night the election didn't happen.
I am guessing if Sandy does as much damage as they are expecting they will postpone the election.
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Our memories of election night may end up being the night the election didn't happen.
I am guessing if Sandy does as much damage as they are expecting they will postpone the election.
I wouldn't put it past Barack Milhous to try this, and it needs opposed.
In the course of the history of the United States, there's been many times the weather's proven life-threatening.
That never postponed the elections.
But I wouldn't put it past Barack Milhous to try.
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Someone hacking into DU and putting up the following:
ALL YOUR WHITE HOUSE ARE BELONG TO US
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I would personally love to post a number of a moving company to move the Obama's out of the WH in January plus armed guards to make sure they don't loot the place before they go
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That makes me wonder if he tried...just exactly how the media would cover their guy on that one.
They have done a bang up job of it so far over Libya
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I would personally love to post a number of a moving company to move the Obama's out of the WH in January plus armed guards to make sure they don't loot the place before they go
squish the link below and send him a message:
It’s time to tell PRESIDENT OBAMA
to start packing by sending him a MOVING box today!!!
Place your order and have a custom designed moving box sent directly to the White House…
Let’s send a message to President Obama and the mainstream media that Americans are ready for true HOPE and CHANGE. As patriots of this great nation, we sincerely hope that Barack Obama will no longer occupy the White House as a result of votes in November by those of us who are beyond ready for a change in our country's leadership.
For $7.95you can have a moving box sent to Barack at the White House!
Your box will be sent First Class Mail, by U.S. Postal Service.
http://www.moveon-out.com/
I believe they accept PayPal. :whistling:
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Well, I don't have MS paint. I'll see if I can get it tomorrow. Last day off, so I can do that, and a few other secretive Election Preperation tasks.
What browser do you use?
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Ms Paint is a default windows program. Do you have photoshop?
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Seriously? Run > mspaint
That doesn't work for you? It's under Accessories on the Program menu. You must have some super-ghetto version of Windows. Are you running Windows ME? :rofl:
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I'm really not sure what my fondest memory will be yet. What will all of you be doing? I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC. I'll be logged in here, reading DU posts and giggling. I can't stay up too late (after midnight...) because I have to work the next day. I will stay up past midnight for some good drama though... ;)
We were talking with our neighbor on Sunday about the riot threats and he said he has guns too. So there are a few of us armed on our street if anyone happens to make it this far out. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
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I'm really not sure what my fondest memory will be yet. What will all of you be doing?
I'm not sure yet. I know I'll be really nervous, because I'm not as positve about this election turnout as a lot of other people seem to be. I know I won't be able to watch it on television either. Maybe I'll just listen to it on the radio, like I did with the debates.
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I'm not planning on having memories of Election Night -- win or lose...
:couch: :cheersmate:
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I'm really not sure what my fondest memory will be yet. What will all of you be doing? I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC. I'll be logged in here, reading DU posts and giggling. I can't stay up too late (after midnight...) because I have to work the next day. I will stay up past midnight for some good drama though... ;)
We were talking with our neighbor on Sunday about the riot threats and he said he has guns too. So there are a few of us armed on our street if anyone happens to make it this far out. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
My fondest memory...my son is here on pre-deployment leave...we're getting a bottle of Patron and every single time the media shows angst at election results, every time another state is called for Romney...it's straight shots with lemon and salt!
Cindie
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My fondest memory...my son is here on pre-deployment leave...we're getting a bottle of Patron and every single time the media shows angst at election results, every time another state is called for Romney...it's straight shots with lemon and salt!
Cindie
That could get messy! :drunksailor:
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Being able to replace the memory of 08' with something far better. When Romney wins it will be short lived I realize since their is SO much to do to get back on track. I'm going to be watching the senate results come in and I'm hoping I'll be all around happy and not slightly. Anyway...I'll probably get drunk to celebrate. If we lose then I'll get drunk.
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My fondest memory...my son is here on pre-deployment leave...we're getting a bottle of Patron and every single time the media shows angst at election results, every time another state is called for Romney...it's straight shots with lemon and salt!
Cindie
I want to be at your house. lol
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I'm really not sure what my fondest memory will be yet. What will all of you be doing? I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC. I'll be logged in here, reading DU posts and giggling. I can't stay up too late (after midnight...) because I have to work the next day. I will stay up past midnight for some good drama though... ;)
We were talking with our neighbor on Sunday about the riot threats and he said he has guns too. So there are a few of us armed on our street if anyone happens to make it this far out. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Same boat here, EC. Just hope I wake up to good news.
Sack time at 8, that evening. (CST)
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Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 31, 2012, 07:22:29 pm
I'm really not sure what my fondest memory will be yet. What will all of you be doing? I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC. I'll be logged in here, reading DU posts and giggling. I can't stay up too late (after midnight...) because I have to work the next day. I will stay up past midnight for some good drama though...
We were talking with our neighbor on Sunday about the riot threats and he said he has guns too. So there are a few of us armed on our street if anyone happens to make it this far out. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
I can't watch MSLSD. I get physically ill. Even the schadenfreude isn't worth the eyerolling migraine I would get. Besides.....
the descriptions are even better! :-)
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I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC.
Same here. BUT, just so ya know. The good stuff always ends up on You Tube in brief manageable clips of just a few minutes. I will keep an eye out for MSNBC heads asploding, and I will link them for you.
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Forget Schadenfreude....I want a full-blown Obama Roman holiday via split screen so we can watch Zero in the Fortress of Socialismtude as he cringes, whines, and cries with every state that goes against him.
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For the last week or so, the island has been mighy boring.
Same old themes, same old whines.
Lately, I've noticed a quiver in the Silly Meter.
Poo being flung, primitives scrambling to out-stupid each other.
Tomorrow will be a day the needle makes a big jump.
Tuesday, it'll be slammed against the peg.
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I have a special cigar I bought just for election night. If it's called early enough, I shall partake.
You and me both, brother!
(http://www.cigarjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/camacho-triple-maduro.JPG)
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
Paired with a new bourbon.
(http://www.peepculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jim-Beam-Devil-Cut_01.jpg)
Toasting victory!
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BWhvIlFVE[/youtube]
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You and me both, brother!
(http://www.cigarjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/camacho-triple-maduro.JPG)
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
Paired with a new bourbon.
(http://www.peepculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jim-Beam-Devil-Cut_01.jpg)
Toasting victory!
Exact same, except not a torpedo. Enjoy.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BWhvIlFVE[/youtube]
Posted to Facebook after a landslide victory that might just finish off any left leaning FB friends. :rotf:
^5
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(http://www.cigarjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/camacho-triple-maduro.JPG)
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.
There are probably some here who have never heard that maxim.
Which reminds me.
In elementary school every student used to keep supplies like crayons, scissors, paste, etc., in a cigar box, secured with a big rubber band.
I wonder how many of today's sudents have ever seen a cigar box. And a pair of scissors would probably land them in "alternative school".
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What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.
There are probably some here who have never heard that maxim.
Which reminds me.
In elementary school every student used to keep supplies like crayons, scissors, paste, etc., in a cigar box, secured with a big rubber band.
I wonder how many of today's sudents have ever seen a cigar box. And a pair of scissors would probably land them in "alternative school".
And when Nixon was elected the slogan was "What this country needs is a good five cent hamburg." So on inaguation day Royal Castle in Miami (a chain similar to White Castle in NY) sold just that. For the math challenged among us that means you could get twenty Royal Castle Burgers for one thin dollar. And I invested that much to my stomach's dismay. It was rumored you could read the Miami Herald through a RC burger but I never tried. I am not sure what their meat consisted so I didn' t eat a the one near Hialaeh :lmao: although after eating twenty I did feel like I could run four furlongs.
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And when Nixon was elected the slogan was "What this country needs is a good five cent hamburg." So on inaguation day Royal Castle in Miami (a chain similar to White Castle in NY) sold just that. For the math challenged among us that means you could get twenty Royal Castle Burgers for one thin dollar. And I invested that much to my stomach's dismay. It was rumored you could read the Miami Herald through a RC burger but I never tried. I am not sure what their meat consisted so I didn' t eat a the one near Hialaeh :lmao: although after eating twenty I did feel like I could run four furlongs.
You had the runs four how long. :-) :whistling:
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You and me both, brother!
(http://www.cigarjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/camacho-triple-maduro.JPG)
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
Paired with a new bourbon.
(http://www.peepculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jim-Beam-Devil-Cut_01.jpg)
Toasting victory!
Now you are talking. A nice cigar with some great bourbon. All I need now is my smokers jacket...
-> http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/002902.php?gclid=CPqi1MWxuLMCFdKd4Aod4lYAKA
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I have to add that I'm going to enjoy watching a trio of Libtards at ToS cry like babies tomorrow night.
My taunting will be merciless. :fuelfire:
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You had the runs four how long. :-) :whistling:
:lmao: I see you've had their burgers too. :lmao:
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(http://www.cigarjack.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/camacho-triple-maduro.JPG)
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
That looks amazing. :drool: I will have to go seek that out. I also love the A Turrent Triple Maduros robusto and toros.
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When the election is called for President-Elect Romney, I expect the DUmmies to calim a stolen election, but they will also say that Obama did not go far enough left.
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When the election is called for President-Elect Romney, I expect the DUmmies to calim a stolen election, but they will also say that Obama did not go far enough left.
Right now they call him anything from "center right" to "Reagan-esque"
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Now you are talking. A nice cigar with some great bourbon. All I need now is my smokers jacket...
-> http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/002902.php?gclid=CPqi1MWxuLMCFdKd4Aod4lYAKA
Nice!
I have done business with the Gentleman's Emporium. Good stuff.
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That looks amazing. :drool: I will have to go seek that out. I also love the A Turrent Triple Maduros robusto and toros.
The Triple Maduro makes me lightheaded. It's a hell of a cigar!
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That looks amazing. :drool: I will have to go seek that out. I also love the A Turrent Triple Maduros robusto and toros.
That does look awesome. Not really a cigar man, but now I want one. I should see if any of the convenience stores around here have nice, thick single cigars--a victory dance for when Obama loses tomorrow night. I would doubt they have any high quality ones though. Probably need to order them through a site or something. The stores around here only have Black & Mild, and such. Which aren't bad, but they're not high quality cigars.
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Now you are talking. A nice cigar with some great bourbon. All I need now is my smokers jacket...
-> http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/002902.php?gclid=CPqi1MWxuLMCFdKd4Aod4lYAKA
That's not a smoking jacket... This is: Field Jacket Liner (http://www.soldiercity.com/ultra-force-olive-drab-m-65-field-jacket-liner.html?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=csc&utm_term=1622)
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That's not a smoking jacket... This is: Field Jacket Liner (http://www.soldiercity.com/ultra-force-olive-drab-m-65-field-jacket-liner.html?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=csc&utm_term=1622)
I can't see myself wearing that while smoking a cigar :lmao:
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I can't see myself wearing that while smoking a cigar :lmao:
That's because it's missing the helmet and .30 cal door gun.
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(http://pics.hoobly.com/full/PRLP26M33QB5.jpg)
SOON
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That's because it's missing the helmet and .30 cal door gun.
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/122941/chocolate-mousse.gif)
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That does look awesome. Not really a cigar man, but now I want one. I should see if any of the convenience stores around here have nice, thick single cigars--a victory dance for when Obama loses tomorrow night. I would doubt they have any high quality ones though. Probably need to order them through a site or something. The stores around here only have Black & Mild, and such. Which aren't bad, but they're not high quality cigars.
Yeah, you would probably have to go to an actual cigar shop. You just have to google and see if there's one near you.
The Triple Maduro makes me lightheaded. It's a hell of a cigar!
Yes, they make me "mellow". The one that gets me every time are the 601 Blue labels. Everyone I've smoked, I've gotten sick from. LOTS of nic in there. Next time, I'll drink a Dr Pepper or Root Beer with it.
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The needle on the Silly Meter, is really beginning to fly over there.
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The needle on the Silly Meter, is really beginning to fly over there.
It'll get sillier and sillier, and then the mood'll change mid-afternoon tomorrow.
Guaranteed.
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That looks amazing. :drool: I will have to go seek that out. I also love the A Turrent Triple Maduros robusto and toros.
I just found the A. Turrent triple mads on jrcigars.com. I'd like to try one, but their box price is $151.20 for the 6x60s- $7.50 a stick!
Wish they had a 5-pack or sampler.
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Plaid Adder (5,471 posts)
It's gonna be busy here on Tuesday. So I'm going to say goodbye to Mitt Romney now.
Dear Mitt Romney,
Well, it's November 5, and that can only mean that your lifelong quest to become President of the United States will die its death tomorrow night. No, for real. Take my advice and don't try to talk to anyone about starting the war chest for 2016. It's not going to work out any better. You are not going to be President of the United States. Not now, not ever. I know, you really really really wanted it. The thing is, though, really really really wanting something is not enough. You can want shit like crazy, but that doesn't mean you have the power to make it happen. Most of us have already learned this. You've been protected by privilege so long, though, that I suppose you might not have learned it yet. Ah well. You'll have that lesson down by Wednesday.
You were a terrible candidate. You were chosen more or less by default from a field crowded with people whose overt radical-right insanity made them nonviable in a general election. The people who chose you didn't really know why you should be POTUS, and you didn't really know either (except see above, re: really really really wanting it). You spent the entire campaign lurching from one position to another, driven by a purely mercenary and cynical hunger for financial and popular support. All politicians are chameleons to some extent; but you really took it to a brand new place. Most lying politicians at least have an ideologically coherent persona that they are trying to use these lies to maintain. You were so eager to tell the magic lie that would put you over the top that you actually destroyed your own ability to make a meaningful statement. About anything. By the end, your language was so completely evacuated of any verifiable content that you might as well just have stopped talking. During the third presidential debate--especially in the last ten minutes--you could have been reciting Vogon poetry and it would have made just about as much sense.
At the end of the campaign, here are the only things that the American electorate can say for sure are true about you: 1) You are white. 2) You are rich. 3) You lie. 4) You think 47% of the people in the US should **** off and die.
That's not a winning platform in twenty-first century America, Mitt.
As far as political theater goes, your campaign had its moments. Clint Eastwood vs. Empty Chair. The "charity" photo-ops staged for you and Ryan. Firing Big Bird. Can You Say That A Little Louder, Candy. Horses and bayonets. Binders full of women. I used to really relish this stuff; it provided so much great fodder for political satire and cultural analysis. But I have a five year old daughter, and I no longer find this bullshit amusing.
Because, Mitt, you are also on tape mocking Obama for wanting to "slow the rise of the oceans," and being uproariously applauded for it. I grew up in New York, across the sound from Long Island. Everyone in my immediate family has lived in Manhattan at some point in their adult lives. And to you and all those laughing people, Mitt, I have this to say: **** you. Seriously. If you don't think climate change is a real problem, you have no business being near any elected office in this country. We heard so little about climate change in this election, and there's just no political will in Congress or, really, outside of it to push us toward the massive, foundational, infrastructure-altering changes we'd have to make in our daily lives to slow the rise of the oceans. And you want to make stupid ****ing jokes about it. I love this planet the way it is. I do not think I will love the planet PJ's going to be coping with when she's my age. It seems even too muhc to hope for, some days, that in 38 years most people in this country will still be able to buy food, and there will be a few beautiful things left.
So no, I do not think it's hilarious that Obama promised to "slow the rise of the oceans." I only ****ing hope we can still do it.
And what keeps the oceans rising? A lot of things; but certainly you are one of them, Mitt, with your whole-souled commitment to the worst kind of chew-it-up-and-shit-it-out capitalism, to a rapacity that strives to convert the whole planet into money, to the cynical gaming of an already corrupt system. Certainly you, Mitt, consumer of companies, hoarder of resources, high priest of unequal distribution. So don't let the superstorm hit you in the ass on your way out.
I could talk about what a disaster you are on women's issues; but what's the point? You're done. Get out of the spotlight. Go find George W., wherever the hell the party goons are keeping HIM, and you can lick your wounds together.
I'm sorry. I'm being so negative. I should think of something good to say about you. Well, Mitt, there is one thing I will miss about you:
link:
Without you, Mitt, I probably wouldn't ever have found out about "Gangam Style." And I certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it as much or as often as I have.
Goodbye, Mitt. I would like to say it's been nice knowing you. But that would be a lie so big even you wouldn't tell it.
The Plaid Adder
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021717474
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scheming daemons (21,049 posts)
Here's what people will be saying tomorrow night at about 12:30am
"That was a very gracious concession speech by Romney! If THAT Romney had been out the whole campaign, Obama might have lost!"
I remember at this time four years ago we were all predicting that McCain would either not concede or be a dick in his concession. But he was very gracious.
Willard will be gracious too. Bank on it.
Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts)
1. Willard's an epic asshole
I really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results.
I guess we'll see....
Cha (117,763 posts)
10. It's hard to believe willard could give a speech without Insulting
President Obama or Anybody!
Yeah...
...like that dickish move of telling people to vote for revenge.
JI7 (37,437 posts)
6. mccain had already accepted he lost when he did SNL
remember the skits ?
but as bad as mccain can be i don't think he is on the level of romney and bush. there is a decency in him that shows at certain times which you never get from romney. things like defending the woman who is muslim and works for hillary when people like bachmann were attacking her . that moment with the "he's an arab" woman.
but mentally and emotionally i think Romney will be far worse off. because he did feel entitled. mccain didn't feel this way.
amandabeech (7,617 posts)
13. There is a decent, if misguided, soul inside McCain.
Remember when his fellow Republicans were insisting that Obama was a gay muslim or some other such ridiculous thing?
McCain said, and I believe it was on the floor in the Senate, that Obama was a Christian and a good family man.
I don't agree with McCain on many issues, but he isn't a sociopath.
There is clearly something wrong with Robmey.
Does anybody remember this much benevolence towards McCain in 2008?
tavalon (24,259 posts)
7. I'm not going to bank on that one
I think he's going to be as much of an ass as he's been throughout with his wife scowling at him because he didn't buy her a queenship,I mean First Lady. She's pissed.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021725455
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scheming daemons (21,051 posts)
Why Romney's event in Pittsburgh means he has lost PA
He is taking dozens of his on-the-ground staff away from the GOTV efforts a winning campaign needs and forcing them to man an event for a couple hours.
That's a couple hours, in a state that does NOT have early voting at all, where they are abandoning their GOTV effort in Western PA for a few critical hours.
If he had a chance in PA, there is NO WAY he would pull such critical resources off the battlefield.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726003
Or not.
In 2008, back before America knew Obama was a do-nothing, know-nothing who dictates fairy tales from the golf course PA looked like this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Pennsylvania_Presidential_Election_Results_by_County%2C_2008.svg/200px-Pennsylvania_Presidential_Election_Results_by_County%2C_2008.svg.png)
IOW, even under optimal conditons Obama never had western PA.
Romney pulling staffers is a shift to expand the map into formerly blue territory.
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Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts)
1. Barack Hussein's an epic asshole
I really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results.
I guess we'll see....
FIFY
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FIFY
Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts)
1. Barry Sotoero's an epic asshole
I really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results.
I guess we'll see....
FIFY even further. :-)
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Right now they call him anything from "center right" to "Reagan-esque"
I've heard some really stupid things from the progtarded leeches over the years, but those two simply boggle the mind.
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Fondest memory?
Right now seems to be working.
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Watching Mittens "I Hate poor people" Romney go down in flames.
So now, any "Americans" out there to take back their country?
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Watching Mittens "I Hate poor people" Romney go down in flames.
So now, any "Americans" out there to take back their country?
I'm thinkin' you've just about worn out your welcome here...
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Watching Mittens "I Hate poor people" Romney go down in flames.
So now, any "Americans" out there to take back their country?
Don't worry 0bama loves poor people so much that he wants to make all of us poor.
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I'm thinkin' you've just about worn out your welcome here...
Flush this sheep f*cker and let's be done with him
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Even though things didn't go as I wanted them to go, I had a wonderful evening with my teenage son.....he'll be conservative for life. We stayed up until midnight and he got a wonderful lesson in "stupid people".
We watched TV and two computers.....he wasn't happy either but he was laughing most of the night watching the former Soviet Citizen confront the Wall Street Occuppoopers.
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Watching Mittens "I Hate poor people" Romney go down in flames.
So now, any "Americans" out there to take back their country?
Just like your master you are a pitiful. Try listening to Mitt's speech and get a clue how to be a human and an American. :-)
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Watching Mittens "I Hate poor people" Romney go down in flames.
So now, any "Americans" out there to take back their country?
Shouldn't you be on your knees getting ass ****ed by Skinner? You welfare bummed baby killing socialist entitlement ****tard ...
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1787-2012 RIP USA.
225 years was a good long run and about as long as a democracy has lasted in world history.
I sure had it wrong. I thought turnout would be higher for Romney but it was not. 0bama fired up his base and sadly Romney did not. I had not calculated the damage that was done in the last four years to the electorate. Maybe now we could actually have a conservative and not a moderate run for president. This is the second time this strategy failed us. I think that those extra 3 million republican voters that turned out in 08 was due 100% to Palin. Romney shunned Palin and the Tea Party and his positions on 90% of the issues was almost identical to Obama. Team Obama just manipulated their base so much better.
Get ready for Boehner to be rolled on every issue that comes up as the MSM really puts the screws to him and the party.
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The only good part. For all the DUmmies and other liberals (BIRM) giddy about how The Won is going to finally "get shit done," they don't realized that not a damn thing has changed. Unless he rules by EO fiat (good chance there) everything is the same as it was when we went to bed 5 Nov. Status quo ante bitches. You've won nothing.
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1787-2012 RIP USA.
225 years was a good long run and about as long as a democracy has lasted in world history.
I sure had it wrong. I thought turnout would be higher for Romney but it was not. 0bama fired up his base and sadly Romney did not. I had not calculated the damage that was done in the last four years to the electorate. Maybe now we could actually have a conservative and not a moderate run for president. This is the second time this strategy failed us. I think that those extra 3 million republican voters that turned out in 08 was due 100% to Palin. Romney shunned Palin and the Tea Party and his positions on 90% of the issues was almost identical to Obama. Team Obama just manipulated their base so much better.
Get ready for Boehner to be rolled on every issue that comes up as the MSM really puts the screws to him and the party.
Me, as a woman with no political base or wealthey friends to help had no choice. I just went to bed early with the pets, opened the window to let in the cold air, closed the bedroom door and turned off the TV. A comfort to me that Hubby came to bed and snored like a weed eater, all was well ,clean air, comfortable blankets and all in one spot. Dog snores and Cats do twitch but it was a good night winters sleep.
Morning came, up at 3 AM and Hubby had to tell me the bad news.----What a bitch, I instead of a cup off coffee grabbed me a beer.