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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 02:20:17 PM
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Anyone for a clapcake?
A NEW range of cakes designed to look like the symptoms of GONORRHEA and other sexually transmitted diseases has gone on sale.
The "clapcake" - which also comes in herpes and syphilis - is made from vanilla or chocolate sponge with "anatomically correct" icing.
The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4604750/std-cupcakes.html#ixzz2A9Ts5p7o)
These cupcakes might not be safe for work. :rotf:
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Ewwwwwwww!
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I ask again: What is wrong with people?
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:panic: This needs to be in the lib prostitution thread
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How do some people even think this up :puke:
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How do some people even think this up :puke:
the smell on their balls doesn't go away for a week? :rofl:
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the smell on their balls doesn't go away for a week? :rofl:
Now that is really disturbing
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Now that is really disturbing
Gina's mind wanders.
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Now that is really disturbing
you didn't read the other thread did you? :-)
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you didn't read the other thread did you? :-)
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
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What? No Blue Waffle??
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What? No Blue Waffle??
That's next.
Whatever you do, do NOT Google "blue waffle".
You've been warned.
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What? No Blue Waffle??
Huh?
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/blue-waffles-the-heroes-of-olympus-31428709-500-345.jpg)
O-)
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What? No Blue Waffle??
Why is it *YOU* know about "blue waffle" and no other God-fearing adult around me does?
We looked it up. It looked more like a blue taco. I think I even saw some lettuce and cheese.
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Why is it *YOU* know about "blue waffle" and no other God-fearing adult around me does?
We looked it up. It looked more like a blue taco. I think I even saw some lettuce and cheese.
I learned about it from this board! This place is VERY edumacasional! :lmao:
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The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4604750/std-cupcakes.html#ixzz2A9Ts5p7o)
These cupcakes might not be safe for work. :rotf:
WTF, this has been escalating for years in bakery's. Those that specialise in cakes that are unusual have been around at least 30 years.
Some of these cakes run the gambit of mild suggestion to out and out pornography. Some speciality bakery's are owned just to service the gay comunity. A cake is a cake, it is the icing specialists that can turn a cake into a big butt with a big ass hole in the middle, even add hemorrhoids if requested. For the females, a cake with an anatomically correct VJ can cost more then a wedding cake.
First one I ever saw was at a birthday party for a male that turned 18. His mother for some reason ordered a cake with big boobs on the top. I felt so sorry for the son, he was so embarrassed. Mother thought this was oh so funny.
Today one can take a picture and some how incorporate it to the top of a cake. Possibility's of this are endless for both those that want a picture of parents on their wedding day at 50'th anniversary, to the obscene photos ordered by the dregs of society.
Could be that these cupcakes with signs of VD may in some way help people to recognise the signs in a partner and back off. The one of the big lips with sores is the best to my point of view. Unusual yes but rather interesting.
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I learned about it from this board! This place is VERY edumacasional! :lmao:
Have you seen the Buttery Pancake? :panic:
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Now you're just making stuff up. :rofl:
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Now you're just making stuff up. :rofl:
You must not be familiar with the exploding asshole.
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You must not be familiar with the exploding asshole.
I've been to Golden Corral.
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I've been to Golden Corral.
Me too. Great tartar sauce.
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Me too. Great tartar sauce.
Is that what they call it?
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Is that what they call it?
Yes, but only after it erupts. While it's still festering, they call it "goo."
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Me too. Great tartar sauce.
Yep! and the coctail sauce is only served once a month
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Yep! and the coctail sauce is only served once a month
You and Euph......... :asssmack:
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You and Euph......... :asssmack:
:-)
wait, you missed a spot.
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Yep! and the coctail sauce is only served once a month
Cock tail sauce is a little too intense for me. The last time I had it it burned on the "way down".
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Aww, Chris, you're so sweet to post another DUmmie picture thread. :lmao:
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Immediate regret when I clicked on that link.
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Number six (http://eatyourheartout2012.tumblr.com/) is an anus.