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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 28, 2008, 01:30:57 PM
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) - Police say a car that smashed a road sign and struck a utility pole north of Fort Pierce was carrying a nude couple.
According to the police report, 18-year-old Megan Marie Douglas was charged with drug possession and driving under the influence last Friday. She told officers in the report that the two had just had sex, and that she drank three or four beers before the accident.
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link (http://www.wwsb.com/Global/story.asp?S=8387435)
I guess it's a sign of the times.
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I bet she struck a utility POLE allright. :thatsright:
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. . . and struck a utility pole . . .
I guess that turned out to be something of a theme for her that night.
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ms. douglas . . . .
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0528081inside1.jpg)
The Arrest Report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0528081driving1.html)
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That's a sticky situation she found herself in.
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Yikes! Being in contact with the bare wood of a utility pole, while nude, could result in some unpleasant splinters.
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I personally wouldn't touch her with a 40 foot light pole.
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ms. douglas . . . .
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0528081inside1.jpg)
The Arrest Report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0528081driving1.html)
Damn. Uglier than a sack o' buttholes. If I were her passenger, I'd confess to being drunk just to have an EXCUSE for saddling-up on that.
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ms. douglas . . . .
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0528081inside1.jpg)
The Arrest Report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0528081driving1.html)
Damn. Uglier than a sack o' buttholes. If I were her passenger, I'd confess to being drunk just to have an EXCUSE for saddling-up on that.
She looks like she likes to drink !