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Title: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: ScubaGuy on October 11, 2012, 11:45:42 AM
No need to debate because Mr Dorkio knows who the winner is.

Oh yeah, he's mean, he's bad, he can almost grow a mustache. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021512063)

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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: txradioguy on October 11, 2012, 11:51:01 AM
I say otherwise.

What Ryan's gonna do to Slo Joe tonite in the debate is probably illegal in 9 states.

Now Mr. Internet Bad Ass...do something about it.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on October 11, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
Lemme steal my own post from 10 hours in the future:

Boy, Biden really stunk it up.  He looked clueless.  Ryan mopped the floor with him.

There.  Seeing as how I can't answer to you directly at the DUmp, bring it over here, numbnuts.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: ChuckJ on October 11, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Your vice-president is so dumb when he heard about the debate he wondered what kind of fish they were going after.

Your vice-president is so dumb he told a wheelchair bound man to stand up so folks could see him.

Your vice-president is so dumb he forgot that he was a part of the pro-slavery party and told a group of people that the anti-slavery party would put them back in chains.

BUT...

Is your vice-president at least smart enough to know whether or not you are mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2012, 11:56:43 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/the-joke’s-on-us--how-joe-biden-became-america’s-favorite-punch-line.html


What does that tell you DUmbass?
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: txradioguy on October 11, 2012, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: ChuckJ on October 11, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Your vice-president is so dumb when he heard about the debate he wondered what kind of fish they were going after.

Your vice-president is so dumb he told a wheelchair bound man to stand up so folks could see him.

Your vice-president is so dumb he forgot that he was a part of the pro-slavery party and told a group of people that the anti-slavery party would put them back in chains.

BUT...

Is your vice-president at least smart enough to know whether or not you are mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?

He's also dumb enough to believe that only people from India and Pakistan own 7/11's
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Karin on October 11, 2012, 12:29:12 PM
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Raster (11,838 posts)
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Let me be frank: I think Willard was drugged up on Provigil for debate one. I also think he had a crib sheet hidden under the hanky, and went to lengths to make sure everyone saw the hanky.

 :mental:

Do you people ever take a good long look at yourselves? 
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 11, 2012, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: txradioguy on October 11, 2012, 11:57:20 AM
He's also dumb enough to believe that only people from India and Pakistan own 7/11's

Yes, that was dumb. He should have added the Koreans.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Karin on October 11, 2012, 12:37:20 PM
Actually, he said that you couldn't go in a 7/11 without an Indian or Pakistani accent.  So, I guess that means the owners are racist and discriminatory.  That's not very nice is it. 
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 11, 2012, 12:52:25 PM
I think we nees to start calling him Ernie Pantuzzo...."Coach" from Cheers.

Or "Coach Joe".

He's so dumb he didn't realize the middle class being buried for 4 years was Obama's fault.

Ryan is gonna beat him like a rented mule.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: delilahmused on October 11, 2012, 12:57:44 PM
If Romney was gonna have cheat notes he would've written them on tampons...after he preemptively banned them.

Cindie
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: wasp69 on October 11, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
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Star Member MrScorpio (51,838 posts)

No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

Ryan is going to wear Slow Joe out like a hooker passed around a college lacrosse team party.

Now, bring it, dickhead.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: wasp69 on October 11, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
Ryan is going to wear Slow Joe out like a hooker passed around a college lacrosse team party.

Now, bring it, dickhead.

And the DUmmies will claim that Slow Joe was raped just like they said about that lying hooker.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: beefeater on October 11, 2012, 01:14:54 PM
Expectations for Joe have been so lowered that if he doesn't get his tongue frozen to a flagpole he wins.

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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2012, 01:17:09 PM
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Star Member MrScorpio (51,838 posts)

No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.
This guy really thinks he's something, doesn't he? :rofl:

Bless his heart.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: dane on October 11, 2012, 01:27:49 PM
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

Bravely spoken, and extremely safe considering anyone who is not a DU sycophant is summarily banned.  It is likely the same words will never come out of face when out in a public place.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Wineslob on October 11, 2012, 01:31:10 PM
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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: txradioguy on October 11, 2012, 01:51:24 PM
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.


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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Freeper on October 11, 2012, 02:02:45 PM
Hey Scorpio I'm saying otherwise. What ya gonna do about it?
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 11, 2012, 02:19:22 PM
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

Come get some ScorpionPiss! PM me and I'll give ya my address, ya big talkin' ***** whipped liberal! I'll lick yer ass so far up between yer shoulders, you'll be able to bend over and see what's left of yer asshole!

Doncha just luv these internet warriors? I've dealt with guys who have muscles in their shit! One of you punks I'd have to turn over to "Toots"! She needs to work out some frustration anyway!
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: FlaGator on October 11, 2012, 02:41:25 PM
An oldie but a goodie

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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Tucker on October 11, 2012, 02:47:28 PM
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on October 11, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
Lemme steal my own post from 10 hours in the future:

Boy, Biden really stunk it up.  He looked clueless.  Ryan mopped the floor with him.

There.  Seeing as how I can't answer to you directly at the DUmp, bring it over here, numbnuts.

Very cleaver. H5
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 11, 2012, 03:49:48 PM
****in' little twerps! I especially loved when the most decorated navy Seal would tell us he was shootin' automatic weapons with the Chief of police in Frisco! I believe they gave him his walkin' papers right after that.

If ya ever saw a pic of that guy, it was better than watchin' an old Jerry Lewis, or Don Knotts vid!
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2012, 04:01:43 PM
You know, I still can't figure something out, the dork primitive's affinity for Barack Milhous.

Barack Milhous and franksolich have more in common than does the dork and Barack Milhous.

The dork is an authentic black American, fully cognizant of the experiences of blacks in America, alongside Clarence Thomas, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, J.C. Watts, Allan West, Gary Franks, &c., &c., &c., in addition to Melvin Watt, Barbara Jordan, John Lewis, Alcee Hastings, William Jefferson, &c., &c., &c.

These are all folks who know what it's like, being black in America.

Barack Milhous has no idea what it's like being black in America.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 11, 2012, 04:33:13 PM
The bar for Biden is set so low all he has to do is trip over it, fall flat on his face, and break his nose in order to win. Any success above that and DUmmies and dems will be wanting to run him in 0bama's stead.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: miskie on October 11, 2012, 04:56:03 PM
Joe wins ?

I honestly believe there is at least a 15% chance that Biden says/does something so stupid that he loses the debate instantly...

Such as telling Ryan to 'F off' on an open mic... on live, nationally broadcast television and radio.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: franksolich on October 11, 2012, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: miskie on October 11, 2012, 04:56:03 PM
Joe wins ?

I honestly believe there is at least a 15% chance that Biden says/does something so stupid that he loses the debate instantly...

Such as telling Ryan to 'F off' on an open mic... on live, nationally broadcast television and radio.

So Bidet spends six days in prep.

There is such a thing as "too much" preparation; I've dealt with it before myself, because sometimes people are nervous about how I'm going to shoot off my mouth.

For those of us not competent in debate, a little bit of preparation, some preparation, helps.

But if there's too much preparation, one gets brittle and shatters.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2012, 04:59:00 PM
Joe Biden heard that the head Monkee had died and ran down the halls screaming " I'm the president, I'm the president".  **






**this was shortly after Davy Jones had passed away.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Randy on October 11, 2012, 05:09:22 PM
Joe Biden is a moron, a loser and a democrat. But I repeat myself. He's got as much a chance of winning tonight as the shit I just flushed. My shit is smarter though....
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Airwolf on October 11, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
Mr Dorkio should stick to something he is much better at.

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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2012, 05:02:49 AM
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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 12, 2012, 05:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wineslob on October 11, 2012, 01:31:10 PM
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:-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 06:53:08 AM
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

He didn't win.  Now what?!!!!    :evilbird:
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2012, 08:00:23 AM
If your definition of "winning" is being an unrepentant asshole and a worthless human being, then I'd say Mr. Scoprio and Joey Biden both won last night.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Randy on October 12, 2012, 08:58:17 AM
Quote from: Chris_ on October 12, 2012, 08:00:23 AM
If your definition of "winning" is being an unrepentant asshole and a worthless human being, then I'd say Mr. Scoprio and Joey Biden both won last night.

I think they define winning as showing up and dressed.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 12, 2012, 09:02:54 AM
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"When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet." Proverbs 29:9
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: Gina on October 12, 2012, 09:15:53 AM
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Glenn Beck ‏@glennbeck

"When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet." Proverbs 29:9

that bears repeating Jason
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 12, 2012, 01:30:52 PM
Quote from: Jasonw560 on October 12, 2012, 09:02:54 AM


I saw him bring that up today on his radio show on Blaze TV. Truer words have never been spoken! Glenn believes we could be experiencing Divine intervention. I hope he's right! He's got a better line to the Big Guy than I do.