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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Skul on October 03, 2012, 10:19:15 AM
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DUmpmonkeys will declare Obowow the glorious victor.
Still a little early but, it has already begun.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021456453
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 10:56 AM
DemocratSinceBirth (43,467 posts)
I Hope President Obama Beats Willard Tonight Like He Stole Something
Just sayin...5
Nobody really understands what you sait, DUmbass.
Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:05 AM
Flashmann (530 posts)
1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does one cheat in a debate? Demand Obowow tell the truth?
Watching the DUmp during the debate should be a hoot.
There will be OP, after OP, after OP, declaring "the won" has soundly trounced the heathen Mormon.
The island will be ablaze this evening, bank on it. :-)
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I bet they all have or would have said the same about Jimmy Peanut too back in 76.
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Remember how back in 2004 every stupid thing John Kerry (the Vietnam vet) said or did or didn't say or didn't do was explained away as being "on purpose"? Kerry was always "playing it close to the vest".
Yeah. Sure.
I look for some variation of that BS to be hauled around the DUmp tonight. Even if Obamo pees his pants on camera, it will be a brilliant move.
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What you all said. Anything Mitt says that can be exaggerated or blown up to an issue will be, while Obama will stutter like a runaway M60 and still be applauded as a 'Brilliant orator.'
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Yes, pretty predictable.
Jimmy Peanut
Some lib on TheHill got outraged, all bent out of shape, when some other commenter referred to him as "Jimmah."
"How dare you call one of the Presidents of the United States that!!! :rant: " Easily offended. Douche. They get mad at me when I call obozo "king zero."
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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:34 AM
porphyrian (16,790 posts)
9. The President will come off looking like the President.
If Romney gets out of line, the President will spank him professionally.
That's a whole bunch of funny right there.
Owebuma has a hard time spanking his own monkey.
What's he gonna do, uummm Mitt to death?
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"The president has been a failure, but you don't have to take my word for it. Just ask Joe Biden."
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What you all said. Anything Mitt says that can be exaggerated or blown up to an issue will be, while Obama will stutter like a runaway M60 and still be applauded as a 'Brilliant orator.'
All of the ahhhs...errrssss...uuuuuhs will be just more signs of his super geniusnessest. As well, the thousands of straw men that will die tonight is another indication that Obama is rooted in reality. People that call Wile B. Obama on this will be called stupid and racist.
If Mitt lands a few personal jabs at the thin skinned one we may see a tantrum that will have the media up in arms about Romney being a meany while 0 stayed calm and composed.
I do not think we will see a dimes worth of difference between what the MSM cheerleads about and that of the DUmp.
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Yes, pretty predictable.
Some lib on TheHill got outraged, all bent out of shape, when some other commenter referred to him as "Jimmah."
"How dare you call one of the Presidents of the United States that!!! :rant: " Easily offended. Douche. They get mad at me when I call obozo "king zero."
Gosh, dude needs to get out more because I have called the President a helluva lot worse :lmao:
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I have very little interest in watching. Neither guy could possibly switch my vote.
The debates are for numbskulls who have no political philosophy. Pinheads.
I am a little curious,though, as to which dialect the Kenyan will choose for tonight.
His natural, colonial British accent? (Pock-ee-ston)
His Southside ghetto accent? (Nope, only used for local campaigning.)
His standard English affirmative-action-student accent? (Yep, going after whitey tonight.)
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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:05 AM
Flashmann (530 posts)
1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does
Blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah...
Is this DUmmie Pam in disguise or a CalPeg Haiku? Too many commas DUmmie...
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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:05 AM
Flashmann (530 posts)
1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does
Blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah...
Is this DUmmie Pam in disguise or a CalPeg Haiku? Too many commas DUmmie...
How does someone cheat in a debate? Use a teleprompter? Now who might do that?
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How in the world, does one cheat in a debate?
I believe using facts is considered cheating to them
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I wonder how many times "nuance" will be mentioned in the DUmp comments? :p
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I wonder how many times "nuance" will be mentioned in the DUmp comments? :p
The number one word used by the DUmmies tonight will be "racist".
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The number one word used by the DUmmies tonight will be "racist".
One could turn that into a drinking game. 'Course, I stopped drinking alcohol almost three years ago.
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Thundley's right.
I'm going for BSS's idea. :cheersmate:
Good thing I'm off work tomorrow.
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It is a given that no matter what obama does, he will be declared the winner. And no matter what Romney does, he will be declared a rich racist who is out of touch and couldn't run a lemonade stand.
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Except that they can't hide Romney's words. Whatever their take is (racist, out of touch, etc.), even those who don't watch the debate will hear Romney's words. They can't editorialize without playing Romney's comments. And hopefully undecideds will watch at least part of the debates. I just don't think the media spin and their bogus polls have as much impact this time. They have to over sample dems just to get the results they want. That pretty much tells you independents and conservatives are breaking for Romney and aren't letting the polls influence their decision to get to the polls. Just as when the peanut farmer/rabbit slapper was "leading" Reagan, they want the boy king OUT. It will, however, suppress the left's vote. If 0bama is winning by such large margins many of them won't bother voting, especially since they aren't as enthused this year. And the younger voters have gone back to being apathetic. It's not "hip & cool" anymore because they've already "been there, done that".
Cindie
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Jumping the gun.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021450170
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 06:20 AM
taterguy (26,797 posts)
***OFFICIAL DEBATE THREAD #1****
I like to get an early start on things.
Fire away with your thoughts about the upcoming debate. 9
Of course, this will be far from only thread posted at the DUmp.
Too many primitives will want their own "glory", and won't be willing to share.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 06:27 AM
Berlum (1,004 posts)
4. Proposition: Starting debate threads way early is NumbSkullery. Yay or nay?
:lmao: :rotf:
Big long list of silly comments. :mental:
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One could turn that into a drinking game. 'Course, I stopped drinking alcohol almost three years ago.
Going to be a long, sober night for the DUmpmonkeys. :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021459298
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 06:51 PM
DisabledAmerican (70 posts)
So who is ready to get Drunk? Debate Drinking Game
Every time Mitt Romney tries to fact check Obama take a drink.
Every Time Mitt Romney tries to lie take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney says a Zinger take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney can't answer a question about his taxes take a drink.
There's more but I do not want us to get to drunk before the debate gets to half time.
Be sure to buy as cheap of liquor as possible because this could be over quickly if you spend to much. I'm going with the Cheap arbermist wine I got 3 large bottles ready to go.
Buy the good stuff, you cheap-ass. May as well enjoy at least one drink.
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Going to be a long, sober night for the DUmpmonkeys. :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021459298Buy the good stuff, you cheap-ass. May as well enjoy at least one drink.
Whoa.
That's the primitive who was having all sorts of anxiety- and panic-attacks because a house-key Federal Expressed to him hadn't gotten to him yet.
He appears mellow now. The key must've gotten there.
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It is a given that no matter what obama does, he will be declared the winner. And no matter what Romney does, he will be declared a rich racist who is out of touch and couldn't run a lemonade stand.
And of course, the DUmpmonkeys and the media don't see ANY inconsistency here at all. :whatever:
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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 06:51 PM
DisabledAmerican (70 posts)
So who is ready to get Drunk? Debate Drinking Game
Every time Mitt Romney tries to fact check Obama take a drink.
Every Time Mitt Romney tries to lie take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney says a Zinger take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney can't answer a question about his taxes take a drink.
There's more but I do not want us to get to drunk before the debate gets to half time.
Be sure to buy as cheap of liquor as possible because this could be over quickly if you spend to much. I'm going with the Cheap arbermist wine I got 3 large bottles ready to go.
If you take a shot each time Obozo the Klown King refers to 'inherited' problems or 'the previous administration,' and a sip each time he say 'uhhh,' you'll be passed out on the floor in twenty minutes.
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And of course, the DUmpmonkeys and the media don't see ANY inconsistency here at all. :whatever:
What are you talking about? It's obvious that Mitt is a moron who is living off his inheritance from daddy. Except he, uhh, you know, gave that all away.
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A couple of days ago they resurrected the corpse of that BS story about Bush wearing a wire during his debates. Look for something like that again about Romney if Obama gets his clock cleaned.
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A couple of days ago they resurrected the corpse of that BS story about Bush wearing a wire during his debates. Look for something like that again about Romney if Obama gets his clock cleaned.
Apparently Obama is getting his clock cleaned and set to American Savings time.
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And Obama is getting testy...yeah, how dare the moderator make the Barry the Great follow the rules!!
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Left work early to try and catch a little.
Thought the Obambi did fairly well.
Much better than I expected.
A few times he stumbled and I got to take a drink.
His message seemed a bit weak many times, as he insisted the government was the answer.
Mitt did well. The DUmpmonkeys had to stay sober tonight.
Too bad for the primitives.
edit for another update...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021464216
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 11:23 PM
chieftain (2,892 posts)
Everybody chill
We Obama supporters wanted Mitt to implode. He didn't. As a matter of fact he did a good job of doing what a challenger has to do, that is bring the attack to the incumbent. In doing so he told numerous lies and promised results that are patently ridiculous and contrary to what he has been saying up to this point.In making his case, Mitt was pretty obnoxious some of the time but he certainly has stopped the bleeding and encouraged his base. My recollection of '08 was that many of our talking heads thought that O was too passive then. His demeanor won him votes then, it will win the day this year as well. One more thought. This topic was bound to be our weakest.10
Jeez, did I miss-call this or what?
Definately NOT the reaction from the DUmp, that I expected.
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And of course, the DUmpmonkeys and the media don't see ANY inconsistency here at all. :whatever:
When do they ever see inconsistency? You have a man who was in the private sector for 25 years and helped hundreds of businesses survive and be stronger. Not to mention knows what he is talking about. Then you have a man who never held a private sector job in his life, HE NEVER WORKED A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE. Not to mention knows nothing of what he is talking about --- Of course the MSM and DUmp will think the one who never had a real job will know more about what he is talking about then a man who lived it, worked it, did it, and fixed it.
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Apparently Obama is getting his clock cleaned and set to American Savings time.
:lmao:
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And Obama is getting testy...yeah, how dare the moderator make the Barry the Great follow the rules!!
You think that's bad . . .
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WGY in Albany was all over Chrissy this morning.