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Title: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 28, 2012, 07:54:23 AM
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Court clears Israeli army over death of U.S. activist

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Source: Reuters

(Reuters) - An Israeli court on Tuesday rejected accusations that Israel was to blame for the death of American activist Rachel Corrie, who was crushed by an army bulldozer during a pro-Palestinian demonstration in Gaza in 2003.

Corrie's family had accused Israel of intentionally and unlawfully killing their 23-year-old daughter, launching a civil case in the northern Israeli city of Haifa after a military investigation had cleared the army of wrong-doing.

Judge Oded Gershon said Corrie's death was a "regrettable accident", but invoked a clause that absolved the army because the incident had happened during a war-time situation, adding that the activist had ignored warnings to leave the area.

Corrie came from Olympia, Washington, and was a volunteer with the pro-Palestinian International Solidarity Movement. She had been wearing a bright orange vest at the time of the incident but the bulldozer driver said he never saw her.

Read more: http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/08/28/uk-palestinians-israel-corrie-verdict-idUKBRE87R06120120828


Rachel Corrie: Court rules Israel not at fault for death.

The judge said the 23-year-old's death was a "regrettable accident" and that the state was not responsible.

She had been trying to stop Palestinian homes being pulled down in Gaza.

Judge Oded Gershon, presiding at the court in the town of Haifa, said Ms Corrie had been protecting terrorists in a designated combat zone.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19391814

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Ken Burch (28,150 posts)
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And now, hate-filled right-wing assholes will be posting pictures of pancakes all over the web tonight.

Rachel Corrie was guilty of nothing but working for a better world. All she wanted was peace and justice. She deserved no one's hate for wanting and working for those things.

Why wait until tonight!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/corrie2.jpg)

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oberliner (18,743 posts)
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It almost seems like you are with that last sentence.

Not sure how white American college students are being oppressed by Israel. Her death is tragic, but she made the choice to put herself in a dangerous situation. The fact that she could have been killed standing up for what she believed in is what, in fact, made her so brave.

And your first paragraph is not correct. If accuracy is important to you, you ought to check the facts. The Israeli sniper you reference was not charged with killing two Palestinian women because there was not enough evidence to do so. He was convicted of a much less serious offense which warranted the light punishment.

How did he get 18,000 posts?

Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 08:01:13 AM
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And now, hate-filled right-wing assholes...

How about the hate-filled left-wing assholes who protect suicide bombers that target civilians?

(http://lindasog.com/corrie/corrie01.jpg)

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Rachel Corrie was guilty of nothing but working for a better world. All she wanted was peace and justice. She deserved no one's hate for wanting and working for those things.

my eyes > Ken Burch's racist propaganda bullshit
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Undies on August 28, 2012, 08:17:32 AM
How about the hate-filled left-wing assholes who protect suicide bombers that target civilians?

(http://lindasog.com/corrie/corrie01.jpg)


I am grateful that photo exists.  It nullifies every weepy lie about Rachel Corrie and her noble intentions that flatful day.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 08:31:00 AM
 :dozer:     :nelson:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2012, 08:33:49 AM
A little paraphrasing....

"The Jooooo didn't do that....CATERPILLAR did."

....and they were suing CATERPILLAR. I don't know how that came out. Why didn't they just run an ad in an Arabic newspaper, "Daughter for sale".
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 28, 2012, 08:38:54 AM
(http://lindasog.com/corrie/corrie01.jpg)
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2012, 08:44:18 AM
I guess her parents can't accept the fact that they raised a moonbat or at least partially or whole heartedly contributed to that which led to her demise.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 08:55:45 AM
I guess her parents can't accept the fact that they raised a moonbat or at least partially or whole heartedly contributed to that which led to her demise.

Having read about them some years ago: they're moonbats like she is. In fact, it would be fair to say the shit they filled their daughter's head with got her killed.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 28, 2012, 09:16:49 AM
I'd bet that obama is not pleased.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Wineslob on August 28, 2012, 09:20:10 AM
I am grateful that photo exists.  It nullifies every weepy lie about Rachel Corrie and her noble intentions that flatful day.









I see what you did there.    :rofl:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Bondai on August 28, 2012, 09:31:08 AM
She got exactly what she deserved. Those people play hardball in that part of the world a game she wasn't qualified to play. :libssuck:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 28, 2012, 09:42:21 AM
"flatful"  :lmao: one up  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 28, 2012, 09:51:02 AM
:dozer: 

Ahhh, Gina . . . after my own heart! :-*
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 28, 2012, 09:55:55 AM
[youtube=425,350]jTWVuRehSw8[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: jukin on August 28, 2012, 10:18:02 AM
Not even St. Pancake can win against a D8.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 10:23:57 AM
That was one day she didn't just scrape by
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2012, 10:41:35 AM
She got exactly what she deserved. Those people play hardball in that part of the world a game she wasn't qualified to play. :libssuck:

Absolutely.  The Israeli house-destruction policy involved was about as effective as our own DOJ's policy of seizing people's homes if their kid was selling drugs out of them back in the Clinton years and probably created a lot more terrorists than it deterred, but that's the kind of game they play in that corner of the world, on both sides.  Play tag with sharks, it's nobody's fault but your own if you get bit.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 10:42:53 AM
That was one day she didn't just scrape by

You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a better pun.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 10:49:09 AM
You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a better pun.

What was the D8 that day?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Airwolf on August 28, 2012, 11:09:09 AM
Like someone here has said before. You play stupid games ,you win stupid prizes. No one should be allowed to sue or any family member of said victim be allowed to if they do not have the brains to move out of the path of a bulldozer or train or any vehicle that is coming their way and will kill them.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 28, 2012, 11:13:31 AM
You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a better pun.
Don't tread on me???
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
I'm pretty sure the first time I heard of a Rachel Corrie Memorial Pancake Breakfast, it was sponsored by some moonbat group that didn't catch the humor.

Of course now there are lots of them.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Undies on August 28, 2012, 12:23:55 PM
Don't tread on me???

Now, that's spreading it thin.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 28, 2012, 12:40:19 PM
Now, that's spreading it thin.
How about "Ode to a Moonbat, in B-flat"?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: redwhit on August 28, 2012, 12:46:38 PM
How about "Ode to a Moonbat, in B-flat"?

Batter up!
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Karin on August 28, 2012, 01:26:31 PM
I'm pretty sure the first time I heard of a Rachel Corrie Memorial Pancake Breakfast, it was sponsored by some moonbat group that didn't catch the humor.


Wait a sec...what?  How did that happen? 

"that flatful day."   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Wineslob on August 28, 2012, 01:33:37 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzfzsKENCbU[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2012, 01:34:49 PM
Don't tread on me???

With the cleats on those treads, it could be dicey.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 01:41:42 PM
You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a better pun.

I guess.  I hear her family was upset over her name being smeared.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 28, 2012, 01:44:55 PM
I guess.  I hear her family was upset over her name being smeared.
I didn't catch that because I nearly dozed off.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 01:45:27 PM
I guess.  I hear her family was upset over her name being smeared.

I'm sure they're also upset over it taking so long to reach this verdict. The wheels of justice turn slower for some.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Chris_ on August 28, 2012, 01:46:31 PM
If you're stupid enough to think you can win a yelling match with a bulldozer, I can't really muster up a whole lot of sympathy for whatever happens.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 01:57:48 PM
I didn't catch that because I nearly dozed off.

well be careful when you roll over, you wouldn't want to go splat on the floor
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 28, 2012, 02:02:44 PM
well be careful when you roll over, you wouldn't want to go splat on the floor
I'm not one to de grade women.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
The popular notion that Rachel Corrie was a raging radical moonbat was quashed long ago.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 28, 2012, 02:30:51 PM
The popular notion that Rachel Corrie was a raging radical moonbat was quashed long ago.
Yes, that notion and Rachel are now in a permanent state of limbo.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 02:32:46 PM
At least Rachel Corrie was honest.

No one has ever been more transparent.

Or at least translucent.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 28, 2012, 02:36:07 PM
I'm sure they're also upset over it taking so long to reach this verdict. The wheels of justice turn slower for some.

Well, when they're oiled with the blood of moonbats . . . :dozer:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 03:20:23 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I love this thread 
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 28, 2012, 03:24:05 PM
Reminds me of the Flat Stanley books

(http://www.llworldtour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flatstanley-book.gif)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
At least Rachel Corrie was honest.

No one has ever been more transparent.

Or at least translucent.

They tried to warn her that between protesting the US, demonizing Israel and advocating for the Palestinians she was spreading herself too thin.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: redwhit on August 28, 2012, 03:28:50 PM
It's these syrupy memorials that always get me. :sosad:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Rufus2010 on August 28, 2012, 03:32:52 PM
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And now, hate-filled right-wing assholes will be posting pictures of pancakes all over the web tonight.

Rachel Corrie was guilty of nothing but working for a better world. All she wanted was peace and justice. She deserved no one's hate for wanting and working for those things.

(http://www.bbb.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pancakes.jpg)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: wasp69 on August 28, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
If you're stupid enough to think you can win a yelling match with a bulldozer, I can't really muster up a whole lot of sympathy for whatever happens.

Yep.  Self correcting problem...
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 28, 2012, 03:54:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014209989

Why wait until tonight!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/corrie2.jpg)

How did he get 18,000 posts?



What absolutely blows my mind is that  jackass Arafat and Obummer both won a Nobel peace prize! What on Gods Green earth were they thinking? What could possibly be the agenda of the Nobel committee?

Edited to add:
Rachel Corrie turned out to be a real crepe.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 03:59:14 PM
They weren't able to save poor Rachel at the hospital.

After pronouncing her dead, they rolled her up for transport.
 
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 03:59:39 PM
What absolutely blows my mind is that  jackass Arafat and Obummer both won a Nobel peace prize! What on Gods Green earth were they thinking? What could possibly be the agenda of the Nobel committee?

Assuming innocence?

Make Arafat a part of the respectable country club set and hope it induces him to act respectably.

Leftists do not believe men exist. They believe everyone is vicitmized by or benefits from someone else. They refuse to believe some men are good of their own volition or that evil can exist for the same reason.

And some are just anti-semitic asshats.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: NHSparky on August 28, 2012, 04:13:56 PM
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All she wanted was peace and justice.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pl9F23p7LoM/TLpTlHhpXYI/AAAAAAAAA1E/kMvdpQZXgvs/s400/rachel-corrie-flag-02.jpg)


Uhmmmm, Ben?  Yeah, not so much.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 06:20:15 PM
Was Rachel flatter than Gumby?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 28, 2012, 06:31:35 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8996/corrieparents.jpg)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
Rachel Corrie gave her life to be a be a lesson to the DUmmies of what happens when one vs. reality. Reality wins every time.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 28, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Rachel Corrie gave her life to be a be a lesson to the DUmmies of what happens when one vs. reality. Reality wins every time.
Whatever you sow, so shall you reap.
Rachel sided with terrorists and murderers. She justified killing the innocent. Is anyone surprised that death was the natural outcome of her actions?

I hope you DUmmies lurking here learn something from all this.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 07:21:27 PM
I also heard that poor Rachel went from 5'4" before her tragic accident, to 8'1" afterward.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 28, 2012, 08:08:57 PM
She could be used as a flying carpet.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2012, 11:32:38 PM
She could be used as a flying carpet.

The DUmmie womyn would really eat that up!
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 12:29:31 AM
Rachel was a hard worker who kept her nose to the gristmill.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 01:14:03 AM
Ya'll are terrible!  :lmao:

I went to high school with Rachel.  I had the biggest crush on her
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: thundley4 on August 29, 2012, 01:18:53 AM
Ya'll are terrible!  :lmao:

I went to high school with Rachel.  I had the biggest crush on her

Was she FLATtered by your attention?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 01:20:01 AM
How about some respect for a founding member of the flat earth society ?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 01:29:30 AM
Was she FLATtered by your attention?

Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 06:40:48 AM
I bet the DUmmies are chuckling on the inside reading this.  Rachel was always good at the horizontal bop  :-)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 29, 2012, 07:20:29 AM
Have you tried the Rachel Corrie diet plan?

It's guaranteed to take inched off of your waist.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 07:23:01 AM
I bet the weight of the world on her shoulders felt light compared to that dozer.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 07:58:57 AM
She was on track, literally.  :-)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 08:02:48 AM
Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional

Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 08:08:09 AM
Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?

Yeh but it was the same story with all his other's.  She dozed off.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mike220 on August 29, 2012, 08:31:40 AM
She was on track, literally.  :-)

Nice!  :lol:

St Rachel of the Pancake is the poster child for the Rule of Gross Tonnage.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: docstew on August 29, 2012, 08:36:00 AM
Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional

I don't know, from the pictures she looks pretty flat then too...  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 29, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
I don't know, from the pictures she looks pretty flat then too...  :fuelfire:

Now she's a 18 AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 08:51:03 AM
They say she spilled her guts right before she died.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 08:59:04 AM
Yeh but it was the same story with all his other's.  She dozed off.  :rimshot:

Well I guess it appeared they were not on the same track then.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 09:07:56 AM
Well I guess it appeared they were not on the same track then.

She had a one track mind.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
She had a one track mind.

Yeh, she liked to lay around  :hyper:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 09:34:45 AM
Yeh, she liked to lay around  :hyper:

On the bright side no more crushing debt from her student loans.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 09:55:14 AM
Rachel Corrie isn't going to be anyone's doormat...oh..wait.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
On the bright side no more crushing debt from her student loans.

Yeh those loans really squeezed the life out of her.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 09:55:58 AM
Rachel Corrie isn't going to be anyone's doormat...oh..wait.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 09:58:42 AM
Just another run of the mill mushy liberal.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 29, 2012, 10:27:10 AM
Man, the puns are starting to run thin.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: docstew on August 29, 2012, 10:32:59 AM
Man, the puns are starting to run thin.

They're really starting to scrape bottom.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
This court decision is tragic.

At PLO headquarters they're flying Rachel at half-mast.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 10:45:28 AM
This court decision is tragic.

At PLO headquarters they're flying Rachel at half-mast.

Which half?  :-)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Yeh those loans really squeezed the life out of her.

I wonder if she was D8ting anybody at the time?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 29, 2012, 11:01:58 AM
Man, the puns are starting to run thin.

Yeh, this thread is dead.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 11:16:33 AM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/fresco.jpg)
Rachel! Is that you?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 02:17:40 PM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/fresco.jpg)
Rachel! Is that you?
I saw what you did there !
But, did you forget the shipping label ?

(http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Staples/s0199374_sc7?$thb$)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 04:11:07 PM
I saw what you did there !
But, did you forget the shipping label ?

(http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Staples/s0199374_sc7?$thb$)


Nice painting, who knew Rachel was into Impressionism.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 04:16:10 PM
Her heart bled for the Palestinians.....literally.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 29, 2012, 04:22:16 PM
She died of a broken heart, for the Palestinians.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 04:24:04 PM
But then her dreams were squashed.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
But then her dreams were squashed.

She must have been crushed to find out her tactics failed miserably.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 04:41:40 PM
If she fits, she ships.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 29, 2012, 04:46:11 PM
If she fits, she ships.

She should have came with the warning "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate."
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 04:50:00 PM
She was kinda cute. I think I had a little crush on her.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Tucker on August 29, 2012, 04:55:47 PM
She was kinda cute. I think I had a little crush on her.

You're sick.

Take your meds and lie flat on your back.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 04:57:37 PM
If she fits, she ships.
Oh, she'll fit.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 05:00:20 PM
She was kinda cute. I think I had a little crush on her.

You can have her, not my type too flat chested.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:01:06 PM
You can have her, not my type too flat chested.

Nice flat abs though.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 05:04:25 PM
Level head for a DUmmie type too.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 05:12:45 PM
Level head for a DUmmie type too.

Just one problem though "you gotta get it out of the ground" in my best Gold rush Jack voice.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:14:31 PM
She was caught between a rock and a hard place.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:15:02 PM
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.

She died flat broke.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.[/b]

She died flat broke.

Well Damn I guess they could not get that rock off her finger then.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 05:21:22 PM
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.

She died flat, broke.

Fixt  :-)

I heard they got to her quickly but she'd flatlined.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Now even the DUmpmonkeys are laughing about her tragic death:

Quote
Wed Aug 29, 2012, 01:08 AM
cthulu2016 (4,036 posts)

An attack works better if it is a Flat Lie
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021222637
 
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:36:05 PM
Rachel lived in a flat close by.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2012, 05:41:49 PM
Rachel lived in a flat close by.
Did the palestinians slip her under the door afterwards?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:44:55 PM
Did the palestinians slip her under the door afterwards?
She accessed her flat via the mail slot.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2012, 05:45:18 PM
Rachel Corrie isn't going to be anyone's doormat...oh..wait.
Hi5!
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:47:30 PM
She was a model and spokeswoman for trash compactors.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 05:50:54 PM
I'd say she was flat out crazy.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 29, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
Now, now, folks.  She only moved on to a different plane.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 06:15:59 PM
She bulldozed her way into muslim hearts everywhere.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 06:51:07 PM
Poor Rachel was flattened flatter than a flat.

Even a flat tire is only flat on the bottom.

Rachel was red and white and flat all over.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 07:09:41 PM
Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?

Nah, the relationship never gained any traction.  I tried to tell her she needed to relax a little... she was gonna spread herself too thin
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 07:22:48 PM
So, on a serious note...

Once upon a time I would have said "Although I'm not a big fan of her politics and don't agree with what she was doing, we're still talking about the death of a human being here.  So, yeah, respect for the dead and her family are in order."  And perhaps I still should.  However, combine the fact that she cheerleaded on behalf of murderers with the fact that the left constantly claps, cheers, and dances with glee whenever an actual decent American dies, it makes it difficult to invoke the better angel of my nature. They say she wanted a better world?  How nice.  One wonders what kind of would the three year old Isreali boy murdered in that terrorist rocket attack would have wanted.  I wonder what kind of world St. Corrie wanted for him as she demonstrated on behalf of his killers.  I wonder how many portraits the Kingshit terrorist commissioned for him to present to his parents.   
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
So in conclusion, would you say she had a two-dimensional personality?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 29, 2012, 08:58:21 PM
So in conclusion, would you say she had a two-dimensional personality?
If she did, it is one-dimensional now.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
Crazy Rachel Corrie's favorite entree - pressed ham.

Her favorite side dishes - squash and mashed potatoes.

And for dessert - crushed pineapple.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: docstew on August 29, 2012, 10:18:19 PM
Crazy Rachel Corrie's favorite entree - pressed ham.

Her favorite side dishes - squash and mashed potatoes.

And for dessert - crushed pineapple.

You forgot the flatbread appetizer.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
I wonder if she was D8ting anybody at the time?
You win. :rotf:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 10:32:35 PM
I wonder if she was D8ting anybody at the time?

Yep, that's a good one!

People should see what a behemoth a Cat D8 is.

A D8 could squash an entire occupooper camp as easily as it mashed Crazy Rachel. Hmmm...now that's an idea.
http://www.machinery.uk.com/interestingpics/catd8.htm
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Red October on August 30, 2012, 02:38:33 AM
I knew when this story broke that Rachel Corrie would not be something Isreal could just sweep under the rug...

... ok I'm done now  :-)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2012, 04:25:04 AM
You win. :rotf:

The winner down the sideline . . . :bow:

H5 given to 67.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2012, 05:35:07 AM
I have to wonder if she was flatulent before, during or after the incident?
 :-)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 06:56:26 AM
Best punny thread evah!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 30, 2012, 07:41:42 AM
Enviro weenies will be happy to know that no Caterpillars were harmed in the making of this pancake.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 07:49:57 AM
He maketh me to lie down in front of bulldozers.

My CAT runneth over.

Was she dyslexic?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 08:07:47 AM
He maketh me to lie down in front of bulldozers.

My CAT runneth over.

Was she dyslexic?

No, smooshed.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 30, 2012, 10:02:06 AM
Flagged by the IDF for being out of bounds.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: jtyangel on August 30, 2012, 10:26:14 AM
Quote
Ken Burch (28,150 posts)
1. Let's face it, the fix was in from the start.

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And now, hate-filled right-wing assholes will be posting pictures of pancakes all over the web tonight.

Rachel Corrie was guilty of nothing but working for a better world. All she wanted was peace and justice. She deserved no one's hate for wanting and working for those things.


Nor does she deserve leftist absolution and attempts to ruin the lives of another individual who was seeking his own country's protection from terrorism.

Working for a better world does not protect you from the perils and harm that could befall you in a dangerous war environment. Somehow liberals think the realities of the world and life should carry an exemption for them; another justification of their whole 'good intentions' thing.

Edited to add I don't recall DUers having a lot of sympathy for missionaries who are killed in dangerous areas. In those cases it seems those individuals should have accepted responsibility for being in a dangerous area and the perils that came with it. At least in Corrie's case, she was given a warning to mind herself and that was putting herself in harms way. Many missionaries killed don't have that opportunity and they are far LESS hostile to the local community then a bunch of mushy brained peace activist 20 something year olds.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Chris_ on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 AM
Quote
Ken Burch (28,150 posts)

Rachel Corrie was guilty of nothing but working for a better world. All she wanted was peace and justice.
(http://lindasog.com/corrie/corrie01.jpg)

Is that what she was doing in this picture? 
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 10:40:04 AM
(http://lindasog.com/corrie/corrie01.jpg)

Is that what she was doing in this picture? 

I am wondering why she is the only one full of angst in that pic.  All the kids are just smiling or staring. They surely aren't as angry as her.   ::)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Chris_ on August 30, 2012, 10:42:41 AM
I am wondering why she is the only one full of angst in that pic.  All the kids are just smiling or staring. They surely aren't as angry as her.   ::)
Camera whore.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2012, 11:00:03 AM
mushy brained peace activist
Literally.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2012, 11:16:12 AM
Literally.

Yeah . . . :dozer: :beathorse:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2012, 11:34:07 AM
Rachel is flat out the best at what she did.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2012, 11:36:21 AM
I hear her family was concerned she was spreading herself a little thin.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Karin on August 30, 2012, 12:04:34 PM
D8ing.   :rofl:  Yes, you win.

Where is Ballygrl?  She adores the pun threads.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 12:08:17 PM
I hear her family was concerned she was spreading herself a little thin.

Her family CATegorically denies that.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2012, 12:18:09 PM
Her family CATegorically denies that.

Which--that she was D8ting or that she was spreading herself thin?  Either way, she pounded herself for the Palestinian scum.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 01:25:17 PM
She had a horrible case of road rash afterwards  :panic:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 01:44:29 PM
She spilled her guts out and still no one cared.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2012, 01:51:40 PM
When that Jewish bulldozer caught her she was running flat out.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2012, 02:34:32 PM
She was a real roads scholar in school.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 02:45:28 PM
Some people are gunned down, she was runned down   :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
She was a real roads scholar in school.
With a degree in road kill.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2012, 02:59:00 PM
She has made a splash in history.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Mike220 on August 30, 2012, 03:00:47 PM
Does hippy grease have the right viscosity for track grease?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: DefiantSix on August 30, 2012, 03:13:16 PM
She has made a splash in history.

I think it was actually more like a 'squish'...  :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
With a degree in road kill.

and a minor in Fillosphy  ::)
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
and a minor in Fillosphy  ::)
Pothole fillosophy  ?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 30, 2012, 04:04:06 PM
Her fillosophy blankets the pothole of liberalism.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 04:04:54 PM
Her fillosophy blankets the pothole of liberalism.
Can she send smoke signals...with herself ?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 30, 2012, 04:43:11 PM
One possible explanation is that Rachel was depressed while she was protesting.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 04:47:00 PM
 :lol:

I think you mean "compressed".
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 04:49:44 PM
New book about her, "Rachel Corrie" the condensed version.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 04:55:25 PM
At least she will be well pressed at her funeral.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: DefiantSix on August 30, 2012, 04:59:49 PM
At least she will be well pressed at her funeral.

I think they buried her in a Pee-Chee.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 05:01:20 PM
I think they buried her in a Pee-Chee.
She fancied a career in politics after her stint as a terrorist sympathizer. She looked forward to "pressing the flesh".
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 05:04:13 PM
She fancied a career in politics after her stint as a terrorist sympathizer. She looked forward to "pressing the flesh".

She certainly has some first hand experience with that.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 05:05:09 PM
She certainly has some first hand experience with that.
It's almost second nature.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 05:07:34 PM
I bet she has a limp handshake.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
I bet she has a limp handshake.
What lib doesn't, like being handed a dead fish ?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Skul on August 30, 2012, 05:15:37 PM
When children run amok on a construction site, they may end up being part of the D8um.
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2012, 05:35:42 PM
While she was D8ing I wonder if she was getting plowed?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 05:39:26 PM
While she was D8ing I wonder if she was getting plowed?
Fertility field testing ?
Title: Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
Post by: 67 Rover on August 30, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
While she was D8ing I wonder if she was getting plowed?

She can discuss with dead Ted first hand about a possible profile in coverage award.