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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: rich_t on August 08, 2012, 07:07:14 PM
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My brother is turning 50 next year.
I want to send him a few "getting old" gag gifts.
I am thinking about sending a couple of cans of Ensure and a small package of Depends, maybe some adult bibs etc.
Give me some other ideas.
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When my Husbands Cousin turned 40 we got him a book "Sex after 40" and the entire book was blank pages. I thought it was :lmao:.
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:lmao:
http://www.amazon.com/SEX-after-50-Blank-Book/dp/1460993799
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It's not entirely blank. There are lines on the page.
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It's not entirely blank. There are lines on the page.
LOL, the 1 we bought had no lines at all, totally blank.
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It must be the new edition.
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The book would be a great one, if it was presented by someone dressed as the Grim Reaper.
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A doll house rocking chair. Or any size for that matter.
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Something a little embarrassing and anonymous works well. We were in a little sailing club in Killeen TX & I sent our good friend Sharon a T shirt that said "Only Sailors Get Blown Offshore". 30+ years later she still doesn't know who sent it.
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some of this stuff, perhaps?
(http://www.simplyasseenontv.com/images/_products/shopnetstore/enzyte-10pack.jpg)
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A $10.00 gift certificate for Luby's Cafeteria.
(Good for the Blue Hair Special before 5:00 PM Tuesday - Thursday)
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A $10.00 gift certificate for Luby's Cafeteria.
(Good for the Blue Hair Special before 5:00 PM Tuesday - Thursday)
Redeemable only in Killeen, TX.
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Redeemable only in Killeen, TX.
Bad Man.
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Bad Man.
:shucks:
Prolly be amazed how many people have no clue about that.
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:shucks:
Prolly be amazed how many people have no clue about that.
Well, you gotta shoot straight with people. No ambiguity.
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:thatsright:
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My brother is turning 50 next year.
I want to send him a few "getting old" gag gifts.
I am thinking about sending a couple of cans of Ensure and a small package of Depends, maybe some adult bibs etc.
Give me some other ideas.
MABIS Suspensory Male Urinal, 1/Ea (http://www.amazon.com/MABIS-Suspensory-Male-Urinal-MAB541-7752-0000/dp/B000BHDGEE/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Pvp4pQfVL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
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(http://noethics.net/News/images/stories/depends5.jpg)
(http://www.baronbob.com/images/products/liquidass.jpg)
(http://www.assistireland.ie/images_upload/eng/Products_Directory/Personal_Care/Toileting/Toilet_Seats/Raised/Raised_Toilet_Seats/Inflatable_Toilet_Seat_NRS9499_.JPG)
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Well, you gotta shoot straight with people. No ambiguity.
Well, yeah, but if you're gonna load up your mags, call the cops ahead of time. It takes 'em awhile to get there.
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I have that liquid ass. I bought about 5 bottles for funzies. It smells worse than you can even imagine. It is horrifying! I reccommend it highly!
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I have that liquid ass. I bought about 5 bottles for funzies. It smells worse than you can even imagine. It is horrifying! I reccommend it highly!
You left a door so wide open for Gina, I'm surprised she hasn't already commented......
:bolt:
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You left a door so wide open for Gina, I'm surprised she hasn't already commented......
:bolt:
She'll back into this one..... :-)
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I have that liquid ass. I bought about 5 bottles for funzies. It smells worse than you can even imagine. It is horrifying! I reccommend it highly!
I read a description that went: "smells like a rotten corpse that shit it's self."
:rofl:
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Well, yeah, but if you're gonna load up your mags, call the cops ahead of time. It takes 'em awhile to get there.
Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?
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Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?
I have not. As far as lightning never striking twice?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Jessop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan
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Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?
That location has been closed for over 10 years. It's a Chinese buffet or some such now.
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How about an 0bama urn?
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I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
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I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
How about a gift certificate for a headstone?
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I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
Coffin.
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I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
A portrait of Dorian Gray.
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A portrait of Dorian Gray.
:rimshot:
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Coffin.
OUCH....
Too expensive and too big to put in the mail.
LOL.
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A portrait of Dorian Gray.
Want to hear something sad? I only get that reference because of Far Side cartoons. :-)
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Want to hear something sad? I only get that reference because of Far Side cartoons. :-)
Yeah, like you didn't watch the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
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Yeah, like you didn't watch the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
Far Side came first.