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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Carl on May 21, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
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And why isn`t she listed as a member anymore???
It has been a long,effing miserable day and I don`t give a shit who likes the question. :censored:
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And why isn`t she listed as a member anymore???
It has been a long,effing miserable day and I don`t give a shit who likes the question. :censored:
Situation is being worked out. Please be patient.
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Will the real slim Schadie please stand up?
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Schadie, please come back. :bawl:
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Where is Schade??
Where, indeed?
Schade is in a butterfly's wings on a glorious spring day while it flutters from beautiful flower to beautiful flower.
Schade is in the happy eyes of a child on Christmas Morning as he sees the lit tree and the stockings by the fireplace and all the wonderful presents.
Schade is in the joyful chorus and in the solo prayerful soul. She is in the golden sunset and the multi-hued rainbow over a field of clover.
As long as there is love and beauty in your heart, you will find Schade.
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Where is Schade??
Where, indeed?
Schade is in a butterfly's wings on a glorious spring day while it flutters from beautiful flower to beautiful flower.
Schade is in the happy eyes of a child on Christmas Morning as he sees the lit tree and the stockings by the fireplace and all the wonderful presents.
Schade is in the joyful chorus and in the solo prayerful soul. She is in the golden sunset and the multi-hued rainbow over a field of clover.
As long as there is love and beauty in your heart, you will find Schade.
That's quite a torch you got there... :-)
Seriously though...I miss her too :bawl:
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I'll be seeing Schade,
In every misty window pane,
In every raindrop's soft refrain,
I'll always see Schade down the lane
I'll find Schade
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I'll be looking at the moon,
But I'll be seeing Schade
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I'll be seeing Schade,
In every misty window pane,
In every raindrop's soft refrain,
I'll always see Schade down the lane
I'll find Schade
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I'll be looking at the moon,
But I'll be seeing Schade
Geez....all you need is a candelabra....and a piano....
doc
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She's doing it for attention, we all just need to say "fine, then I am leaving without you and you can find your own way home" and she will come running after us screaming "wait for me, wait for me"
oops..no, thats the kid...
Schade who?
methinks she is taking a little breaker from us...although why she would want to be away from us for any period of time I cannot answer...
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Situation is being worked out. Please be patient.
I hope she's okay and comes back soon.
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I'll be seeing Schade,
In every misty window pane,
In every raindrop's soft refrain,
I'll always see Schade down the lane
I'll find Schade
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I'll be looking at the moon,
But I'll be seeing Schade
that is hilarious... :lmao:
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I hope she comes back.
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I've been busy the last few days. Where is Schade?
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Schade, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
(you've got a friend in me)
Schade, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Schade, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Schade
(a friend) Like Schade
(like Schade) Like Schade
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :asspank:
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Am I good or what? :-)
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Glad you're back, Schade! WOOT! :-) :cheersmate:
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/11_2_104.gif) (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)
That rip in the space/time continuum thingy seems to be fixed. :)
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
I have been honored to be the first to give you a spanking, :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Sooooo, how many posts did you have? I want to restore'em.
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Sooooo, how many posts did you have? I want to restore'em.
One MILLION posts.
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/11_2_104.gif) (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)
That rip in the space/time continuum thingy seems to be fixed. :)
All is right in the world, is it not Carl?
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Am I good or what? :-)
Better than good. :cheersmate: Thanks again, BFF.
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Glad you're back, Schade! WOOT! :-) :cheersmate:
Thanks babes... sometimes a little decompression time helps.
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Well, hell. I was getting into the melancholy stuff.
I even found the lyrics to "Ben" and changed it to "Schade". All for nothing.
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
I have been honored to be the first to give you a spanking, :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
I'd know that hand anywhere. :hyper:
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Sooooo, how many posts did you have? I want to restore'em.
You guys and your notion that bigger is better... it's not the size of the ship, it's the waves it makes baby!
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Welcome back, ma'am.
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Well, hell. I was getting into the melancholy stuff.
I even found the lyrics to "Ben" and changed it to "Schade". All for nothing.
If you must know, the song "Schade" set to the tune of "Ben" is what really got me back here. BEG IM'd me your song.... Noone makes me tear up like that.
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Welcome back, ma'am.
A gentleman arrives..... :bow: .... and Schade preens furiously.
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If you don't find an avatar, I'm going to add one for you of a woman riding a midget. Your call. :evillaugh:
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Bout dang time woman!! :-) :-)
We were breaking into the Chablis (Ernest and Julio Gallo no less) and contemplating a shade-less existence whilst playing Twister on the shag carpet in the basement. I think Spin the Bottle is up next.
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If you don't find an avatar, I'm going to add one for you of a woman riding a midget. Your call. :evillaugh:
The one where you have a rose in your teeth and a devilish grin? :evillaugh:
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Bout dang time woman!! :-) :-)
We were breaking into the Chablis (Ernest and Julio Gallo no less) and contemplating a shade-less existence whilst playing Twister on the shag carpet in the basement. I think Spin the Bottle is up next.
Why DixieB, I never knew. :evillaugh:
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See what you drove me to? Somebody has to watch these folks. I told them I would hold the jug of Gallo wine all night if I had to!
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See what you drove me to? Somebody has to watch these folks. I told them I would hold the jug of Gallo wine all night if I had to!
I am so proud of you... you came through in a pinch and you did it with a smile on your face. :cheersmate:
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Welcome back....... :cheerleader2:
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Welcome back....... :cheerleader2:
Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. :p
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I gotta get better handcuffs.
The chicks keep escaping from my basement.
Honey.... oh you just have no idea. :-)
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Welcome back....... :cheerleader2:
Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. :p
I'm sure it will become a once-a-week thing. You'll have more exits than the Majestic Theater. :-*
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Welcome home babe!
Don't scare us like that again! ;)
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Welcome back....... :cheerleader2:
Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. :p
I'm sure it will become a once-a-week thing. You'll have more exits than the Majestic Theater. :-*
Oh please, so says the man with comely stocking foot. :naughty:
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Hrummmph and here I thought you'd gone forever and I'd have to spend the rest of my existence wandering the internets in search of you. :hammer:
Do NOT do that again.
That is all.
BTW Welcome Back! :-*
:-)
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Oh my.
The pulchtritudinal index here, never low, just went up another notch.
Hi, Schadenfreude. You were missed.
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asdf, Randy, frank, and everyone else.... thanks for the kind words. It's quite humbling and I admit that the silliness factor of "leaving and never coming back" was beyond... silly? :thatsright:
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Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? :lmao:
I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.
Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :asspank:
yes :evillaugh: :naughty:
Your return prevented me from making a 'where's waldoesque' montage for you.
btw, I never did receive an email :bird:
jk, I love you :-* welcome back
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Bout dang time woman!! :-) :-)
We were breaking into the Chablis (Ernest and Julio Gallo no less) and contemplating a shade-less existence whilst playing Twister on the shag carpet in the basement. I think Spin the Bottle is up next.
I miss all the really good parties :bawl:
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Welcome back. :-)
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Welcome back! You were missed!
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Welcome back....... :cheerleader2:
Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. :p
I'm sure it will become a once-a-week thing. You'll have more exits than the Majestic Theater. :-*
Oh please, so says the man with comely stocking foot. :naughty:
More exits than grandma's colander?
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I knew Shade would come back.
she just can't resist the powers of THA HOUSTON PIMP!
:afro: :afro:
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Well, hell. I was getting into the melancholy stuff.
I even found the lyrics to "Ben" and changed it to "Schade". All for nothing.
If you must know, the song "Schade" set to the tune of "Ben" is what really got me back here. BEG IM'd me your song.... Noone makes me tear up like that.
I just realized that LU pronounces your short name as one syllable, rhyming with "Shade," whereas I have always mentally pronounced it as "Shah-DAY."
Just an interesting observation.
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LINK (http://shedaisy.musiccitynetworks.com/)
Any relation? :-)
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LINK (http://shedaisy.musiccitynetworks.com/)
Any relation? :-)
Now I have to wonder what kind of mind can come up with these things. :-)
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LINK (http://shedaisy.musiccitynetworks.com/)
Any relation? :-)
Now I have to wonder what kind of mind can come up with these things. :-)
Heh, made ya look. :tongue:
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Please.... *blush*.... I really don't want any more attention. :lmao:
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To bad you got one more,LOL. Welcome back. It was looking like we were going to need an ad asking for someone that is young ,hot and drinks wine from a cardboard box, to take your place. There are very few that could replace you and keep the place spinning right round baby right round.
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To bad you got one more,LOL. Welcome back. It was looking like we were going to need an ad asking for someone that is young ,hot and drinks wine from a cardboard box, to take your place. There are very few that could replace you and keep the place spinning right round baby right round.
C'mon you enjoyed slapping my butt, not once but twice. :uhsure:
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Please.... *blush*.... I really don't want any more attention. :lmao:
Yeah -- and hussein doesn't really want the nomination...
;)
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To bad you got one more,LOL. Welcome back. It was looking like we were going to need an ad asking for someone that is young ,hot and drinks wine from a cardboard box, to take your place. There are very few that could replace you and keep the place spinning right round baby right round.
C'mon you enjoyed slapping my butt, not once but twice. :uhsure:
As many times as I can.