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Title: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: thundley4 on July 30, 2012, 06:33:16 PM
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PLEASE congratulate Omaha's Newest Police Dept employee!


You may know him. He goes by the handle Omaha Steve.

It has been over a year and a half since I pinched a nerve in my neck between c-4 & c-5 on the job. Three specialists recommend not doing the surgery unless it gets worse. I can't do the heavy lifting required of my current job as a result.

Thanks to my union contract they can't just lay me off. I have been accommodated to a lower paying position. I'll keep my benefits, seniority, retirement, etc. I will be a civilian Information Services Tech starting Monday the 6th of August.
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021048109

Sounds like a dream job for a DUmmie.  Sit on their ass and surf the web. 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2012, 06:37:40 PM
Oh my.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BadCat on July 30, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 06:55:08 PM
Oh yeah, the OPD is going to learn all about Steve Dawes and the DUmp.

They're going to love their new employee's starring role and thirty-two thousand posts at the DUmp, after they learn how the DUmp speaks about police officers.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: jukin on July 30, 2012, 07:02:44 PM
For a DUmp denizen he is at the top of the heap for getting out of bed before 12:00 , firing up the MTV, taking to the bong, and firing up a burrito in the microwave. We may give him shit but in those terms he is a top shelf DUche.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 07:03:19 PM
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I will be a civilian Information Services Tech

And incidentally, what kind of information technology can the Omaha Weeper provide?

He spends all day posting at the DUmp, and he's dumber than an oyster.

Your tax money at work.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOP Congress on July 30, 2012, 07:03:53 PM
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.

OOO!!! OOOO!! Mister KOT-ter!! Mister KOT-ter!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4VkBcG2PQ

Are you talking about www.electstevedawes.com ???
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2012, 07:10:28 PM
job description (http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=information+services+technician+city+of+omaha&oq=information+services+technician+city+of+omaha&gs_l=igoogle.3...638.17455.0.18718.29.14.2.13.0.0.254.2711.0j9j5.14.0...0.0...1ac.IFqxN8HRtj8)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: EagleKeeper on July 30, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
Seriously?!?

The weeping chieftain has exactly %0.00 IT experience, how the heck can he secure a job in the IT field.

This is really bad news for the good folkes of Bellevue Ward I.

Lets remind the good folkes of Bellevue what Steve is, by his own words.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on July 30, 2012, 07:22:32 PM
job description (http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=information+services+technician+city+of+omaha&oq=information+services+technician+city+of+omaha&gs_l=igoogle.3...638.17455.0.18718.29.14.2.13.0.0.254.2711.0j9j5.14.0...0.0...1ac.IFqxN8HRtj8)

This position at my employer is known as admin services.  The lowest paying scrub job in the department.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on July 30, 2012, 07:24:37 PM
Seriously?!?

The weeping chieftain has exactly %0.00 IT experience, how the heck can he secure a job in the IT field.

This is really bad news for the good folkes of Bellevue Ward I.

Lets remind the good folkes of Bellevue what Steve is, by his own words.


This is not an IT job.  For lack of a better term, it is an admin assistant job in the police services bureau.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2012, 07:25:26 PM
It doesn't appear to be anything related to computers at all.  Hell, it looks like they eliminated the typing requirement for the position.  It doesn't seem to be anything more difficult than a door greeter. 

job description (http://www.cityofomaha.org/humanresources/images/stories/public_documents/ft_class_spec/Information%20Services%20Technician%20(5135).pdf)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Texacon on July 30, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

KC
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 07:47:44 PM
So how many hours per shift will he be allowed to read and post at the DUmp?

I didn't see any reference to crackpot political internet sites in the job description.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 30, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

KC

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

H5 for the spelling error!
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
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Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 30, 2012, 08:09:53 PM
Steve's time there may be short. The cops have little patience for gold bricking.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: dane on July 30, 2012, 08:11:32 PM
Since the common theme among DUmmies is that 'police officers are fascist pigs', now that Steve is going to be among them daily (between posts on the PD computer to DUmmyland), will the DUmmies now say that Steve is a 'fascist pig through association'?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 30, 2012, 08:16:00 PM
I wonder if Steverino will get a uniform? and a swelled head to go with it?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 30, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
I wonder if Steverino will get a uniform? and a swelled head to go with it?
He can just wear that Combat! uniform he made. And his head is already swelled to is neck.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
He can just wear that Combat! uniform he made.

Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.

Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Freeper on July 30, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Wow he actually got replies to this one.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 30, 2012, 08:33:44 PM
Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.


I don't have the Combat! picture but I found this one on the web:


(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/th_sontaran-field-major-styre.jpg)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on July 30, 2012, 08:42:28 PM
Someone should repost that. He looked great, didn't he?

And in his new gofer job he should wear his medals, too.


(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/DawesStolenValor1.jpg)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 30, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/DawesStolenValor1.jpg)
Oh my. I didn't realize how closely Socialist Steve resembled a Sontoran!

You know, they are grown in a vat and then poured into their uniforms. Or so I seem to recall.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2012, 08:56:59 PM
Translated to English:  "Dammit!  I missed my ride on the Disability-go-round, and now they're making me WORK instead of staying home and pulling in those sweet, sweet checks!"
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: obumazombie on July 30, 2012, 09:04:37 PM
At least he was honest. He's going to be a CIST. He just spelled it wrong.

KC
Nicely played.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2012, 09:04:47 PM
That schnoz is mesmerizing.  If they ever do a remake of The Ten Commandments, he should at least get a bit part as a walk-on.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2012, 09:08:57 PM
Translated to English:  "Dammit!  I missed my ride on the Disability-go-round, and now they're making me WORK instead of staying home and pulling in those sweet, sweet checks!"

Actually, that's quite a come-down for the big guy.

I'll bet Marta's pissed, and rummaging around for the rolling-pin right now.

The big guy was making anything circa $49,000-$55,000 a year at the sewer plant, and now he's in something that starts out at $34,000 a year, it seems.  Probably he gets a little more than that because he's been a burden on the payroll of the city of Omaha for so long, but whatever the big guy's making appears to be quite a cut.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: dutch508 on July 30, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/DawesStolenValor1.jpg)

WTF is that?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
WTF is that?
He caught the Neighborhood Trolley to the Kingdom of Make Believe and missed the ride back.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2012, 09:21:18 PM
Actually, that's quite a come-down for the big guy.

I'll bet Marta's pissed, and rummaging around for the rolling-pin right now.

The big guy was making anything circa $49,000-$55,000 a year at the sewer plant, and now he's in something that starts out at $34,000 a year, it seems.  Probably he gets a little more than that because he's been a burden on the payroll of the city of Omaha for so long, but whatever the big guy's making appears to be quite a cut.

No doubt, on any of those points, I was merely saying that his self-congratulatory post was actually saying (In English as opposed to DUmmish) that he failed to get the total disability retirement he had so long sought, and had been forced to accept a lower-paying job as an accommodation to his perhaps-not-so-totally-disabling injuries, and that he was therefore actually trying to put a good face on the outcome of the lengthy procedural endeavor, which apparently did not play out as he intended when he started down that road.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on July 30, 2012, 09:28:39 PM
WTF is that?

Steve Dawes is a fanboy of the old TV show "Combat". Apparently he wore that soup sandwich, including his father's CIB for WWII combat service, to a "Combat"-Con.

I e-mailed a couple of American Legion Rider friends from the Bellevue post during Steve's campaign for city council, and asked if the Legionnaires in Bellevue knew about Steve's Stolen Valor. Steve tried to do some damage control by saying the Legion and VFW loved him and approved of his costume.

Private Neckbeard, ****ing Douchebag First Class.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 09:39:02 PM
Are Omaha Police Department employees allowed to wear a pubic hair neckbeard?

I'd be afraid that when he brought my cup of coffee I'd find a curly neckbeard hair in it.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 30, 2012, 10:11:42 PM
He has to touch GUNS!!!! :ohnoes:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Airwolf on July 30, 2012, 10:12:04 PM
WTF is that?

In my old unit we used to call that a soup sandwich. That's because he's just as ****ed up as one.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:30:02 PM
Registering handguns is part of the job description.... :rotf:

Good luck, Stevie.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: thundley4 on July 30, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Registering handguns is part of the job description.... :rotf:

Good luck, Stevie.

I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 30, 2012, 10:38:41 PM
I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.

When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: thundley4 on July 30, 2012, 10:39:48 PM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.

:hi5:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2012, 10:49:21 PM
I hope they're unloaded if he has to touch them.
I hope he washes his hands.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 30, 2012, 11:02:04 PM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.
That's as wrong as two boys ****ing in church. But I lke it!!  :hi5:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2012, 06:00:31 AM
(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/DawesStolenValor1.jpg)

Well, his rank is right ...PFC....privileged F***ing character.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2012, 07:01:53 AM
When I read farther into the job description, it said "Ensure handguns are unloaded..."  And it should have followed with, "by sticking the barrel to your eye and pulling the trigger..."  But that's a little dark.

Until the unloader stares into the barrel and waits for the flash.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Gina on July 31, 2012, 07:24:25 AM
I say Steve's good friends should keep a journal of his attacks on police and his support of police murderers. 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 31, 2012, 08:07:15 AM
It doesn't appear to be anything related to computers at all.  Hell, it looks like they eliminated the typing requirement for the position.  It doesn't seem to be anything more difficult than a door greeter. 

job description (http://www.cityofomaha.org/humanresources/images/stories/public_documents/ft_class_spec/Information%20Services%20Technician%20(5135).pdf)

Oh dear, it sounds like he's profoundly unqualified:

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REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, AND ABILITIES
Knowledge of the ramifications of confidentiality as they pertain to persons’ rights to privacy.

Ability to interact with others and remain calm when they are upset, become abusive, violent, or are in need of emergency medical attention.

Ability to understand written or oral instructions.

Ability to reach, bend, stoop, kneel, crouch, stand, walk, and push from 76 to 100% of the time, to balance, squat, and lift from 51 to 75% of the time, and to climb, crawl, pull, and sit up to 25% of the time.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Karin on July 31, 2012, 08:33:36 AM
Yeah, that last paragraph sounds like a tough aerobics workout.  This does not bode well. 

I saw a good job for Steve.  I went to the SS office to change my name after I got married.  There was a security guard sitting there, at a table.  He just sat and sat and sat.  He looked like Jabba the Hut.  He did absolutely nothing else but sit.  I can't describe it any other way.  Wouldn't the minutes go by like hours? 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: njpines on July 31, 2012, 02:23:35 PM
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Ability to use up to fifty (50) pounds of force occasionally, up to twenty (20) pounds frequently,
and up to ten (10) pounds of force constantly to move objects.

I'm betting he flunks this qualification. Maybe if he fell on something . . .
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: dane on July 31, 2012, 02:24:55 PM
Know what frank?  I think the Omaha PD is going to suddenly start getting LOTS of links to a certain website that may soon be resurrected.

Does the Omaha PD have some sort of social networking site that allows comments from concerned/interested citizens?  
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: thundley4 on July 31, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Does the Omaha PD have some sort of social networking site that allows comments from concerned/interested citizens?  

https://www.facebook.com/OmahaPoliceDepartment
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Airwolf on July 31, 2012, 03:35:11 PM
I say Steve's good friends should keep a journal of his attacks on police and his support of police murderers. 

Hi5 Gina
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 31, 2012, 03:49:08 PM
They need to know he's one of those "Free Mumia" nuts.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: miskie on July 31, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
No doubt, on any of those points, I was merely saying that his self-congratulatory post was actually saying (In English as opposed to DUmmish) that he failed to get the total disability retirement he had so long sought, and had been forced to accept a lower-paying job as an accommodation to his perhaps-not-so-totally-disabling injuries, and that he was therefore actually trying to put a good face on the outcome of the lengthy procedural endeavor, which apparently did not play out as he intended when he started down that road.

I can't help but to wonder if his political run derailed the disability train....
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on July 31, 2012, 04:36:11 PM
https://www.facebook.com/OmahaPoliceDepartment


I presume this is one of the candidates for Police Chief.  The weeper isn't going to like this. 

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Andrzej Raczynski sounds decent, but if he's not a thorn in the union's side, he's not doing it right.
July 26 at 7:29am
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Carl on July 31, 2012, 04:43:37 PM
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REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, AND ABILITIES
Knowledge of the ramifications of confidentiality as they pertain to persons’ rights to privacy.

Ability to interact with others and remain calm when they are upset, become abusive, violent, or are in need of emergency medical attention.

Ability to understand written or oral instructions.

Ability to reach, bend, stoop, kneel, crouch, stand, walk, and push from 76 to 100% of the time, to balance, squat, and lift from 51 to 75% of the time, and to climb, crawl, pull, and sit up to 25% of the time.

The Omaha socialist is probably already trying to line up a doctor to attest to a disability due to a back injury.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 31, 2012, 05:06:53 PM
I can't help but to wonder if his political run derailed the disability train....

I would think it had to have had some negative impact.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2012, 05:20:48 PM
That job description gets weirder and weirder and weirder.

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Ability to interact with others and remain calm when they are upset, become abusive, violent, or are in need of emergency medical attention.

This sounds very much like what a "security technician" in an insane asylum would do, and so now I'm guessing the job entails "intake and processing" of people recently arrested and about to be tossed into jail.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BattleHymn on July 31, 2012, 05:28:58 PM
That job description gets weirder and weirder and weirder.

This sounds very much like what a "security technician" in an insane asylum would do, and so now I'm guessing the job entails "intake and processing" of people recently arrested and about to be tossed into jail.

Steve does a lot of 'intake and processing', as evident from any photographs he is in.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Reaganite on September 02, 2012, 11:24:04 AM
This is probably only a temporary gig.  He has again been nominated to run for VP of the union.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2012, 11:27:10 AM
This is probably only a temporary gig.  He has again been nominated to run for VP of the union.
:lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2012, 11:38:10 AM
This is probably only a temporary gig.  He has again been nominated to run for VP of the union.

The only man to place third in a two-man race? That should be entertaining!

Steve should think about something before he spends another $1000 of Marta's money on a yard sign. He'll never win. The union doesn't want to assume the cost of his disability scam; it prefers the taxpayers of Omaha to keep Steve in mini-tacos and neckbeard pomade.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2012, 12:07:21 PM
This is probably only a temporary gig.  He has again been nominated to run for VP of the union.

Illuminate, please, sir, as I'm not intimately acquainted with how unions in Omaha operate,

It's not like any union there has tens of thousands of members.

Is "vice-president" in this union a full-time paid position, or is it the sort job one does in one's spare time?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2012, 01:15:08 PM

And incidentally, what kind of information technology can the Omaha Weeper provide?

He spends all day posting at the DUmp, and he's dumber than an oyster.

Your tax money at work.

He knows where the bodies are buried.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Reaganite on September 02, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
The union VP position is a paid full time position.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2012, 10:23:00 PM
The union VP position is a paid full time position.

That would be a dream job for the Weeper. He could spend eight hours a day surfing the DUmp.

Steve is waaay too stupid to be involved in negotiating a contract.

He'd make a gawdawful mess out of grievance resolution.

If he were to be elected, the handful of union people of moderate intelligence would try to keep him as far from union business as possible, surfing the web full time.

The elite, the powers-that-be in the sewer plant (we all live at the mercy of Big Shit) would want the Weeper to play a prominent role in their interactiions with the union.

It would be an interesting struggle.

But the Weeper doesn't have a good track record as a candidate.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 10:24:29 PM
Would he keep his waste water treatment job ?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2012, 07:38:31 AM
The union VP position is a paid full time position.

Oh my.

There goes the big guy again, chasing his dream of getting a free ride somehow.

The big guy's 55, almost 56, years old; all he has to do is work diligently at his job, be respectful to his bosses and get along with his co-workers, and in 9, 10, years he'll be on social security and a taxpayer-paid city pension, in gravy for the rest of his life. 

Nine or ten years waiting for the ease and comfort of retirement isn't that long to wait.

He's spent more of his working life trying to find that free ride, than working.

I'm sure that even now poor dear Marta's silently getting tired of it; after all, she's the one who's had to do the heavy lifting, money-wise, in that marriage.  She won't say anything to him herself, lest he weep, but I'm confident that's the way she really feels; the big lug should stop quit looking for a free ride, some wild dream, and concentrate on bringing some bacon home, so she herself isn't overburdened.

I warned everybody; the big guy's going to be running around looking for a free ride until he's pushing up daisies.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Oh my.

There goes the big guy again, chasing his dream of getting a free ride somehow.

The big guy's 55, almost 56, years old; all he has to do is work diligently at his job, be respectful to his bosses and get along with his co-workers, and in 9, 10, years he'll be on social security and a taxpayer-paid city pension, in gravy for the rest of his life. 

Nine or ten years waiting for the ease and comfort of retirement isn't that long to wait.

He's spent more of his working life trying to find that free ride, than working.

I'm sure that even now poor dear Marta's silently getting tired of it; after all, she's the one who's had to do the heavy lifting, money-wise, in that marriage.  She won't say anything to him herself, lest he weep, but I'm confident that's the way she really feels; the big lug should stop quit looking for a free ride, some wild dream, and concentrate on bringing some bacon home, so she herself isn't overburdened.

I warned everybody; the big guy's going to be running around looking for a free ride until he's pushing up daisies.

He won't get a "free ride" until he's pushing up daisies.  All he needs to do is keep minding shit. :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: NHSparky on September 03, 2012, 08:12:42 AM
Personally, I'd love to have seen his fat worthless ass wearing that CIB and ripped it off his worthless ass...via that neckbeard.

NO, Steve--you did not "honor" your father by wearing shit YOU didn't earn.  Take it off, put it away, before someone (you) gets hurt.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2012, 10:35:46 AM
Maybe, just maybe, there's something else going on here. The democrat party, labor unions, and big city administrations are so intertwined as to become a single entity. It's embarrassing to the party when they can't put forward a single candidate in a race, even if a loss is certain.  Maybe this do-nothing union post was promised to the neckbeard just for serving as dull-witted cannon fodder in the Bellevue council election.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Tucker on September 03, 2012, 11:25:04 AM
How long before Steve gets charged with a felony because he got caught using a police database(LIEN) to check on the background of a caver?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2012, 11:30:55 AM
How long before Steve gets charged with a felony because he got caught using a police database(LIEN) to check on the background of a caver?
That would actually be quite serious. If true, I certainly hope it doesn't get smoothed over.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Gina on September 04, 2012, 06:39:51 AM
How long before Steve gets charged with a felony because he got caught using a police database(LIEN) to check on the background of a caver?

Ohhh really?  Please elaborate.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2012, 07:48:29 AM
Ohhh really?  Please elaborate.

I think Tucker means the big guy might surreptitiously try to check up on members of conservativecave using a criminal database that's limited only to law-enforcement use.

Too bad for the big guy; franksolich has no criminal record, never even a parking ticket.  In my whole life.

<<so squeaky-clean it amazes even me.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Tucker on September 04, 2012, 08:18:08 AM
I think Tucker means the big guy might surreptitiously try to check up on members of conservativecave using a criminal database that's limited only to law-enforcement use.

Too bad for the big guy; franksolich has no criminal record, never even a parking ticket.  In my whole life.

<<so squeaky-clean it amazes even me.

Not only limited only to law-enforcement use, but only in connection of a suspect in a crime.

Police have been fired for using it to check out the background of an ex wife's new boyfriend or other such non criminal queries. 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2012, 08:21:36 AM
Not only limited only to law-enforcement use, but only in connection of a suspect in a crime.

Hmmm.

I didn't know the second part of that sentence, and it's nice to know.

The big guy had better be really careful then, that his fingers don't punch the wrong keys by "accident."
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: NHSparky on September 04, 2012, 08:21:48 AM
How long before Steve gets charged with a felony because he got caught using a police database(LIEN) to check on the background of a caver?

Vegas over/under says about a week.

I wonder if he knows those checks are logged.  Just sayin.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2012, 08:46:56 AM
Vegas over/under says about a week.

I wonder if he knows those checks are logged.  Just sayin.

Wouldn't every keystroke on those computers be logged somewhere?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Tucker on September 04, 2012, 11:12:23 AM
Wouldn't every keystroke on those computers be logged somewhere?

Yup. Every single one.

EDS was aware of my every keystroke. My Dept. Head was provided that data for every person in the Dept.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2012, 11:58:09 AM
The Weeper isn't a sworn officer. I really doubt he will have access to law enforcement information. He'll sit in front of a door, and give directions to visitors who come through that door. He'll take coffee to real officers upon request, and he'll have a small mop behind his desk to clean up any mud tracked in by inconsiderate visitors. He'll wear some kind of civilian housekeeper's uniform, which he may dress up with his Combat Infantry Badge.

He won't be looking up the police records of anyone. Even if authorized, which he will never be, it would take a massive training program to teach him how to navigate through the layers of security that protect that kind of information. Even if he wrote directions on his hand, it's unlikely Steve could muster the intelligence needed to do it on his own.

Given Steve's predilections, his intense interest in high school girls playing basketball, he's more likely to get canned for visiting websites  like "Teen Ballers" or "Little Miss Slam Dunk" or "Teeny Half Court Dribble". Steve already knows that teenaged girls playing basketball falls well inside the boundaries of Rule 34 of the internet.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2012, 05:53:48 PM
Thanks to whoever it was who resurrected this thread; it's been drawing a lot of interest from internet service providers (ISPs) serving eastern Nebraska and western Iowa, some of whom might be co-workers of the big guy.

As both the big guy and franksolich know, publicity never hurts.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: miskie on September 06, 2012, 07:58:26 PM
I'm certain I'm in it.

One of the small prices to pay for working for the Government in any capacity is they get your entire life history, prints, blood type, etc etc etc. and they are shared with every criminal database nationally.

And what OS would learn is I deliver mail. Nothing more, nothing less.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2012, 09:17:40 PM

By the way, I find something here most curious.

The big guy hasn't mentioned his candidacy for vice-president on Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

He's missing out on a prime opportunity to raise money from the primitives, for that race.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2012, 09:21:27 PM
By the way, I find something here most curious.

The big guy hasn't mentioned his candidacy for vice-president on Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

He's missing out on a prime opportunity to raise money from the primitives, for that race.

He may be worried about more helpful e-mails going to his opponent.

Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2012, 09:26:21 PM
He may be worried about more helpful e-mails going to his opponent.

The horse long ago left the barn on that one.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Tucker on September 07, 2012, 04:27:39 AM


By the way, I find something here most curious.

The big guy hasn't mentioned his candidacy for vice-president on Skins's island.

One wonders what's up with that.

He's missing out on a prime opportunity to raise money from the primitives, for that race.

Marta probably said no.

It cost her a pretty penny for the last fund raiser OS had.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 05:33:44 AM
Marta probably said no.

It cost her a pretty penny for the last fund raiser OS had.

If that, or something similar, is the case, good for dear Marta.

She's been married to the big guy for almost 35 years, and is probably tired of it.

The big guy's got to get it through his thick skull that Skins's island is not a respectable venue from which to shoot off one's mouth.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: miskie on September 07, 2012, 06:40:40 AM
Marta probably said no.

It cost her a pretty penny for the last fund raiser OS had.

I can help !

I have a coupon for two dollars off a box of these...

(http://www.joseole.com/upload/files/00/00/10.jpg)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 04:08:57 PM
Bump to the front page again, as the big guy's got some explaining to do.

I was over at Skins's island earlier, and the big guy's posted nothing, zero, nada, zilch there about anything at all for a while now.

I think this is rather rude, because he may be ill or kicked out of the house or in jail, and of course we, being concerned for his well-being, need to know such things, so as to be properly sympathetic.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2012, 06:20:54 PM
Bumped to get OS to respond over there.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 06:25:51 PM
Bumped to get OS to respond over there.

Well, I am truly worried.

Whenever the big guy doesn't post something--anything--on Skins's island, I worry that something might've happened to him, rendering him incapable.

Marta banging him into unconsciousness with the rolling pin, heart attack, stroke, stomach malfunction, trouble at work, in jail or a mental institution, knocked off.....those sorts of things.

I'll keep checking the obituaries and court news in the Omaha World-Herald in case there's anything there.

<<cares about the big guy.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Skul on September 07, 2012, 06:32:51 PM
Set up for a soon to be disclosed ailment requiring gubmint assistance.
Any takers?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: dane on September 07, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
Well, I am truly worried.

Whenever the big guy doesn't post something--anything--on Skins's island, I worry that something might've happened to him, rendering him incapable.
He was ok as recently as last night.  Made this post, has no responses
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021290927
Omaha Steve (32,969 posts) Thu Sep 6, 2012, 11:12 PM
 Five years ago...
I went to a book signing of US Senator Biden's. He was already considered a candidate for President. I have a few low quality (phone camera's were new) photos of the event. I have an in person signed copy of his book. I am so proud to have it in my political section of my library.

Two things Steve.  1) You don't need an apostrophe to make camera a plural and 2) digital (and film) cameras were not new then, if you *really* want photographs, you might consider taking one.  You knew who would be there, you had a book and a pen, it was not a surprise/chance encounter.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2012, 08:53:49 PM
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Omaha Steve (32,969 posts) Thu Sep 6, 2012, 11:12 PM
 
I have an in person signed copy of his book. I am so proud to have it in my political section of my library.

(http://www.friedchickenandcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/outhouse2.jpg)
Steve's library. Political section: basement
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
(http://www.friedchickenandcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/outhouse2.jpg)
Steve's library. Political section: basement

I doubt the big guy can squeeze through that door, though.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 07, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
I can't get over the idea of the Weeper having a library!! Hilarious!

Sounds like Pam! I wonder which wing of the house houses the library?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 10:01:51 PM
Well, I can relax now.

The big guy showed up on Skins's island tonight.

No need to check the obituaries in the morning.

<<wiping sweat off brow.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2012, 10:40:20 PM
Well, I can relax now.

The big guy showed up on Skins's island tonight.

No need to check the obituaries in the morning.

<<wiping sweat off brow.

Good to know he got his butt unwedged from the library. He saved the Bellevue Fire Dept a lot of trouble.

(http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/files/2010/02/med-a1-color-5col-falloutside-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: obumazombie on September 07, 2012, 10:47:15 PM
(http://www.friedchickenandcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/outhouse2.jpg)
Steve's library. Political section: basement
One holer hole in one.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2012, 10:48:21 PM
Good to know he got his butt unwedged from the library. He saved the Bellevue Fire Dept a lot of trouble.

I've never seen them, only heard of them.

Would there be one of those "jaws of life" things big enough to extricate the big guy?

I don't even know what they look like, but I imagine they have load limits.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2012, 11:10:50 PM
I've never seen them, only heard of them.

Would there be one of those "jaws of life" things big enough to extricate the big guy?

I don't even know what they look like, but I imagine they have load limits.

(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/Loose%20ends/jaws.jpg)
-Big Dog using Jaws of Life, 1991

The Jaws would pull and cut the library from around him. No outhouse could survive!
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Chris_ on September 07, 2012, 11:24:22 PM
That poor Pinto. :(
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 08, 2012, 12:01:49 AM
That poor Pinto. :(

It was a training day with the fire department at a local junkyard. We cut up 3-4 cars that day. Kind of like cadaver lab, the cars were already dead.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: franksolich on September 08, 2012, 06:26:17 AM
(http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/electstevedawes/Loose%20ends/jaws.jpg)
-Big Dog using Jaws of Life, 1991

The Jaws would pull and cut the library from around him. No outhouse could survive!

Oh.  So they look like a pair of big wire-cutters.

I see the phrase "jaws of life" in the newspapers once in a while, but had no idea.

I'd imagined it something like a big crane but rather than with a hoist, with some sort of mechanism that stretches things apart, and lifts someone or some thing out of a tight spot.

<<doesn't do television, remember, so hasn't seen all.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: 67 Rover on September 08, 2012, 07:04:26 AM
It was a training day with the fire department at a local junkyard. We cut up 3-4 cars that day. Kind of like cadaver lab, the cars were already dead.

 :evillaugh:


Where is the rust!  I do not think I have ever seen a Pinto that intact especially right in front of the wheel well, they usually start rusting in that area and on the top of the fenders about a month after purchase.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve continues to suck the government teat.
Post by: Big Dog on September 08, 2012, 07:26:20 AM
Oh.  So they look like a pair of big wire-cutters.

I see the phrase "jaws of life" in the newspapers once in a while, but had no idea.

I'd imagined it something like a big crane but rather than with a hoist, with some sort of mechanism that stretches things apart, and lifts someone or some thing out of a tight spot.

<<doesn't do television, remember, so hasn't seen all.

The Jaws will cut through metal (also fingers, but that is a story for another time*), crush, pull a steering column away from a trapped driver, spread apart a mangled car door from the frame (as in the picture), and lift like a scissors jack. It's a versatile rescue tool.

It's also a heck of a nutcracker on slow days at the fire station!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8iQjWsbvQdY/TEoWhOXquNI/AAAAAAAAAMI/lFXCPiKshu0/s1600/jaws-life-spreader_powerful+tool.jpg)

For really heavy-duty lifting, there are "air bags" which will lift an entire truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrOkUBvpYY&feature=related[/youtube]

*I have all of my fingers.   :-)