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Title: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Carl on July 20, 2012, 12:23:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002980749

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I'm no gun nut, I don't own a gun (although i admit, I've discussed them with the dealer at my local fishing/gun store). I've fired long arms -- a Winchester rifle that blew a bullet clean through a three-foot wide tree, and a basic shotgun that scattered deer shot over a bunch of plastic Coke bottles -- but I don't have much experience with handguns, other than 22 pellet types.

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Clean through a 3 ft thick tree huh? :rotf:
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Skul on July 20, 2012, 12:29:42 PM
Must have been a hollow tree, or rotted to punk wood.
Most likely, Pedro just lied through his teeth. Again.
Yo, Pedro, you lie. :bird:
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: thundley4 on July 20, 2012, 12:31:41 PM
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a basic shotgun that scattered deer shot over a bunch of plastic Coke bottles

Deer shot?  WTF is that? 
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Doc Savage on July 20, 2012, 12:38:57 PM
must have been Stormtrooper 3000 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tBRtwbHJyEM/TPzJvxTOzlI/AAAAAAAABaM/jHsMTDFYitA/s1600/Stormtrooper-blaster-l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://urbantaggers.blogspot.com/2010/12/blaster-tribute-whats-your-favourite.html&h=379&w=700&sz=20&tbnid=N0LtkY6NJkNzHM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=142&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstormtrooper%2Bgun%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=stormtrooper+gun&usg=__uF4JS3vC466pGvysw4PIMnKiSbk=&docid=WxGkv9ZsVO58LM&sa=X&ei=ipgJULb7BsPY2AWcltnWBw&ved=0CEoQ9QEwAA&dur=500)
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 12:42:31 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002980749

Clean through a 3 ft thick tree huh? :rotf:

...uh...back in the 60's I had a 6.5 Italian that would penetrate 36" of oak easily.

But it and an German 8 mm Mauser would only go a few inches at best into sand.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: dane on July 20, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
I tend not to make OPs and rash statements (pretending they are facts) about topics I know little about.  Maybe give an opinion or two, but that's about it.

Pedro should likewise limit himself in *his* rash statements.  Shot clean through a 3 foot tree?  Deer shot?  Please!
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Skul on July 20, 2012, 12:52:06 PM
Pedro took a couple shots. Just not with a firearm.  :-)
Maybe even a couple snorts, too.  :stoner:
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Carl on July 20, 2012, 12:53:45 PM
...uh...back in the 60's I had a 6.5 Italian that would penetrate 36" of oak easily.

But it and an German 8 mm Mauser would only go a few inches at best into sand.

I am not saying there are not rounds that can do it but highly unlikely Pedro would ever get his hands on something like that.
Doubt the surfer boy could stand the recoil of a commercial .30-60 round even.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 01:04:42 PM
Atman hunts? There is no way he is a liberal if he does. He must be a mole.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: USA4ME on July 20, 2012, 01:13:14 PM
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Atman

...a basic shotgun that scattered deer shot over a bunch ...

Deer shot?  If buckshot is deer shot, I guess birdshot is fowlshot, especially if Pedro is the one doing the shooting.

Poor Pedro.

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Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Skul on July 20, 2012, 01:27:20 PM
That was a foul shot if I ever saw one.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: ChuckJ on July 20, 2012, 01:28:34 PM
I'm beginning to believe that liberals in general and DUmmies in specific have some sort of genetic predisposition to lying.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 01:37:38 PM
I'm beginning to believe that liberals in general and DUmmies in specific have some sort of genetic predisposition to lying.

Why tell the truth when you really need a big lie to further your agenda.

The Big Lie....now where have I heard of that before ??????????
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: dutch508 on July 20, 2012, 01:39:56 PM
Deer shot?  WTF is that? 


Maybe a deer slug?
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: thundley4 on July 20, 2012, 01:43:46 PM

Maybe a deer slug?

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that scattered deer shot over a bunch of plastic Coke bottles

Sounds like shot, not a slug.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 20, 2012, 01:44:54 PM
I think the  :censored: meant buck shot.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Him getting Buck shot confused tells me that he knows nothing about hunting. So yea, he is a liberal. A stupid one at that.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 20, 2012, 01:49:41 PM
So yea, he is a liberal. A stupid one at that.

Isn't that redundant?
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 01:51:27 PM
Isn't that redundant?

Yeah, now that I think about it, I guess it would be.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 01:55:09 PM
I think the  :censored: meant buck shot.

No. He meant dear shot...as in what he's going to shoot his bitter half with.
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Skul on July 20, 2012, 02:45:40 PM
No. He meant dear shot...as in what he's going to shoot his bitter half with.
Heaven help us. Johnny got his gNads Dictionary in the mail today.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: franksolich on July 20, 2012, 02:50:08 PM
I'm beginning to believe that liberals in general and DUmmies in specific have some sort of genetic predisposition to lying.

Of course.

I've been hanging around with the primitives, sub rosa of course, a great deal lately, and it surprises me to no end how the primitives lie even to each other.

We expect them to lie to decent and civilized people, but to other primitives?
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2012, 02:55:32 PM
We expect them to lie to decent and civilized people, but to other primitives?
They're the easiest to lie to.  If it comes from a biased source and sounds good, why question it?
Title: Re: Pedro can`t help but lie
Post by: Skul on July 20, 2012, 02:56:48 PM
Of course.

I've been hanging around with the primitives, sub rosa of course, a great deal lately, and it surprises me to no end how the primitives lie even to each other.

We expect them to lie to decent and civilized people, but to other primitives?
I know that you know, the answer to that.  :rotf: