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Title: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Freeper on July 19, 2012, 05:21:13 PM
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ErikJ (1,102 posts)

 
Two questions for Romney voter

Ha. I just heard a caller from central Texas on the Hartmann show suggest this which was pretty good.

For somebody that's going to vote for Romney, all you have to do is ask them these 2 questions.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

He said it leaves them speechless every time.
THom added a 3rd one but I didnt quite catch it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

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HopeHoops (35,348 posts)
3. rMoney voters are the same ones that thought the shrub was a good idea.

Think about it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.

Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: USA4ME on July 19, 2012, 05:24:06 PM
The things primitives find to be clever...

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Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 19, 2012, 05:25:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.



I don't think so.  I try not to be dead weight.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: jukin on July 19, 2012, 05:33:01 PM
They are almost cute when they think they are clever.

Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: thundley4 on July 19, 2012, 05:43:20 PM
Obama hasn't operated a business, so couldn't fire anyone, but he sure has thrown a lot of people under the bus.  Obama is also helping to ship  jobs overseas through his trade treaties and tax policies.  In fact, I'd wager that ultimately Obama will be responsible for more jobs leaving the US than most CEOs.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: thundley4 on July 19, 2012, 05:56:28 PM
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.

Ask them to produce the Fast and Furious documents that Obama claims he didn't know about, yet is claiming executive privilege to keep them secret.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 05:58:49 PM
Ask them to produce the Fast and Furious documents that Obama claims he didn't know about, yet is claiming executive privilege to keep them secret.

Ask them to disclose obama's donors from chicago.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: miskie on July 19, 2012, 06:03:43 PM
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.

I have already seen the Democrat's answer to that - (paraphrase) "Obama's grades aren't important-they aren't going to get the nation out of debt and the people working again - however, Romney's financials do matter, because if he is cheating the government**, how can we expect him to lead ?"

**Even though many of Obama's czars have some sort of tax-cheating history...but that doesn't matter.... only Romney does !!1!!

As for the questions --

1) Yes. lettercarriers are already overburdened as is.
2) No. How is someone living in Asia going to get the mail out on my route every day?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: thundley4 on July 19, 2012, 06:08:57 PM
Ask them to disclose obama's donors from chicago Hamas .

FIFY
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: NHSparky on July 19, 2012, 06:17:16 PM
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?


Probably no more than anyone else would have firing me if I deserved it.  Of course, I come to work clean, sober, and ready to perform whatever tasks I'm assigned.  See how that works?  Do your job, won't get fired.

Again, no more than anyone else, but God help you when the lights go out and I'm sitting on a fat load of cash overseas.

Dear Dummies, a little advice for you.  If someone was to ask me to justify my job, I'd simply pull the breaker to their shop or office, toss it on their desk, and tell them they could install it in a week or so, provided they could find it and everything else I might have played with along the way.  Every time you flick on a light, turn on a TV, start a microwave, fap to hentai pron, ring up a bag of Cheetos at 7-11, you've just justified my job.

Now, could you do the same?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 06:18:10 PM
FIFY

Great edit job there  :cheersmate: :hi5:
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Delmar on July 19, 2012, 08:19:48 PM
Do you know any good recipes for dog?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 19, 2012, 08:30:10 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?:  Yes.  He's not my boss.

Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?:  Yes.  I work for an "evil bank"... not sure how one of the top banks in America could be sent overseas.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 19, 2012, 08:33:06 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?:  Yes.  He's not my boss.

Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?:  Yes.  I work for an "evil bank"... not sure how one of the top banks in America could be sent overseas.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? Yes...I don't work for him.

Wold Romney have any trouble sending your job oversees? Since I work in a hospital...........(do I need to finish?)
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Big Dog on July 19, 2012, 08:58:16 PM
ErikJ (1,102 posts)
 
Two questions for Romney voter

Ha. I just heard a caller from central Texas on the Hartmann show suggest this which was pretty good.

For somebody that's going to vote for Romney, all you have to do is ask them these 2 questions.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

He said it leaves them speechless every time.
THom added a 3rd one but I didnt quite catch it.

One question for the lurking DUmmies. Answer honestly, now:

Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 08:59:18 PM
One question for the lurking DUmmies. Answer honestly, now:

Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?

They are learning that one, so a lot of them are saying yes just to try and shut people up.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: diesel driver on July 19, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? Yes...I don't work for him.

Wold Romney have any trouble sending your job oversees? Since I work in a hospital...........(do I need to finish?)

Would Romney have trouble firing me?  Yes, I have a government job.  I'm also self-employed.
Would Romney have trouble sending my job overseas?  Yes, I work for the Postal Service.  ('nuff sayd)
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 19, 2012, 09:53:39 PM
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He said it leaves them speechless every time.
:lmao:

This is how you they're lying every time. This thread already has an assortment of responses to the two questions, but this guy couldn't find one person capable of answering them? Was he talking to mannequins at Old Navy?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 19, 2012, 10:09:18 PM
If it leaves them speechless it is only because good and decent people rarely encounter such unbelievable stupidity in real life.

Romney would have a great deal of trouble firing me or sending my job overseas because I do not work for him.

That's the answer.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 19, 2012, 10:34:03 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.



Exactly.  These DUllards are waaaay too easy......
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Bad Dog on July 19, 2012, 11:45:02 PM
Hey....hey....hey I gotta clever question for DUmmies.  Who farted?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 20, 2012, 04:22:18 AM
Would Romney have trouble firing me?  Yes, because I work for NYS, and the Governor is a Democrat (though he damn near did twice last year).

Would Romney have any trouble sending my job overseas?  Yes.  See #1.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: formerlurker on July 20, 2012, 05:07:01 AM
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Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: txradioguy on July 20, 2012, 05:18:18 AM
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you?


Yes

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Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

Yes.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Karin on July 20, 2012, 08:46:34 AM
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you?

I'm not even sure what this question means.  Would he have trouble....what kind of trouble?  Legal?  Moral qualms?  I don't know, but since my career has been devoted to profit maximization, I doubt he'd want to. 
(Listen for DUmmie head explosions)


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Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?


No, I'm in the food business, and we have to eat here, too. 
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: andhe78 on July 20, 2012, 08:57:58 AM
These two questions are supposed to leave me speechless?  Weak.

Would Romney have any trouble firing me?  Yes, since Romney is not my boss.  The guy who can fire me is named Mike.  However, since I don't give Mike a reason to fire me...... Mike doesn't fire me.  Simple, really.


Would Romney have any trouble sending my job overseas?  Yes, unless all the trees here in the Northeast suddenly die off.  What's odd though, my job entails hard physical labor outside, so over the last decade my profession has become overrun with illegals.  While American jobs are not being sent overseas, they are not being done by Americans either.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 09:05:30 AM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?  ...Yes, he's a white guy and white guys are powerless.
 
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?  ...Yes, he's a white guy and white guys are powerless.

I'm voting for Romney because he's a smart, religious, white, business man.

All together now on the count of 3

1.....2....3

RACIST!

Actually I'm voting for Romney because anything would beat what we have now.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Karin on July 20, 2012, 09:36:11 AM
Yes, unless all the trees here in the Northeast suddenly die off.  What's odd though, my job entails hard physical labor outside

He's a lumberjack and he's OK; he sleeps all night and he works all day... :whistling:


The DUmmies are forever saying "it left him speechless!!"  Hey DUmmies, people are stunned at your stupidity.  Don't doubt me on this. 
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: FlaGator on July 20, 2012, 09:48:39 AM
One question for libs

Since Obama is making the same campaign promises that he didn't keep last time he ran will you fall for his lies again?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: CactusCarlos on July 20, 2012, 11:43:50 AM
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you?

I don't work for Romney.

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and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?


Yes - my job requires a physical presence. 
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 12:59:33 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?  ...Yes, he's a white guy and white guys are powerless.
 
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?  ...Yes, he's a white guy and white guys are powerless.

I'm voting for Romney because he's a smart, religious, white, business man.

All together now on the count of 3

1.....2....3

RACIST!

Actually I'm voting for Romney because anything would beat what we have now.


I would vote for a tree over obama.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 01:40:15 PM
I would vote for a tree over obama.

You would at least know where it stands. :-)
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 01:42:54 PM
You would at least know where it stands. :-)

Yes, yes, I would  :lmao:
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: miskie on July 20, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
Huh.. Seems nobody here has been left speechless by that pair of questions. Oh well.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: diesel driver on July 20, 2012, 06:58:50 PM
Huh.. Seems nobody here has been left speechless by that pair of questions. Oh well.

Nope. 

Stunned by the stupid, but not speechless.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 20, 2012, 07:10:36 PM
Nope. 

Stunned by the stupid, but not speechless.

I never get stunned by stupid when a DUmmie talks. It is a normal thing for them.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 21, 2012, 10:39:53 AM
I have a friend on Facebook, a younger guy who actually rented a room in my house about 20 years ago while he was going to college, and I've always considered him to be an intelligent and very smart guy, but I think he's an Obama voter. I don't get it.  He says he's an independent voter. 

He will occasionally post comments to links I have posted on my wall.  The other night he asked how any Romney voter could ignore his past views on gun control, and that I should research his past record and views on the 2nd amendment. 

I tell him every time he brings up one of these issues that Romney is not my ideal candidate and not most conservatives' choice for our nominee but he is exponentially better than Obama and in fact, my mantra is ANYBODY BUT OBAMA.  Yet, he continues to challenge me on why I would vote for Romney. 

I still maintain that Romney is not my ideal candidate but he will have no choice but to go further right and conservative when it comes to being president.  As quickly as most conservatives have tried to embrace him, if he goes back on his word, they will just as quickly reject him.  This country will be relying on him to bring back some fiscal sanity and if he doesn't accomplish that pretty quickly, he will be a failure. 
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 21, 2012, 01:23:40 PM
I have a friend on Facebook, a younger guy who actually rented a room in my house about 20 years ago while he was going to college, and I've always considered him to be an intelligent and very smart guy, but I think he's an Obama voter. I don't get it.  He says he's an independent voter.  

He will occasionally post comments to links I have posted on my wall.  The other night he asked how any Romney voter could ignore his past views on gun control, and that I should research his past record and views on the 2nd amendment.  

I tell him every time he brings up one of these issues that Romney is not my ideal candidate and not most conservatives' choice for our nominee but he is exponentially better than Obama and in fact, my mantra is ANYBODY BUT OBAMA.  Yet, he continues to challenge me on why I would vote for Romney.  

I still maintain that Romney is not my ideal candidate but he will have no choice but to go further right and conservative when it comes to being president.  As quickly as most conservatives have tried to embrace him, if he goes back on his word, they will just as quickly reject him.  This country will be relying on him to bring back some fiscal sanity and if he doesn't accomplish that pretty quickly, he will be a failure.  

You will find that a lot of liberals are changing their registration to Independent. The reason for that is because they don't want the embarrassment of being affiliated with obama. But, they will still support him, and vote for him at no cost.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 21, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
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ErikJ (1,102 posts)

 
Two questions for Romney voter

Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

Would he have any trouble firing me? Nope. He could do it in a heartbeat if he wanted to. Now my clients might get a little pissed and hire me outright and his bottom line would take one hell of a hit.

Would he have any trouble sending my job overseas? Nope. He could do it in a heartbeat if he wanted to. Now if he did my clients would be REALLY pissed at that and definitely would hire me outright and tell him to go pound sand... and his bottom line would take one hell of a hit.

See dummies... this is something you do not understand. I make my employer money. Lots of it. He pays me well for that. He quits paying me well, I leave. He does not make money. He pisses me off, I leave. He does not make money. I keep the clients happy. He gets rid of me, he pisses THEM off. He does not make money.

So my employer decides to keep me, keep me happy, and I decide to stay there. See how that works?

Of course you don't. You are stupid.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: docstew on July 21, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
One question for the lurking DUmmies. Answer honestly, now:

Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?

Incorrect question. It should be:
Can you afford four more years like this?
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: freedumb2003 on July 21, 2012, 09:18:02 PM
You would at least know where it stands. :-)
And you would know its bark is worse than its bite, and you could be-leaf in it.
Title: Re: Two questions for Romney voter
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 21, 2012, 09:26:30 PM
And you would know its bark is worse than its bite, and you could be-leaf in it.

Oh my, god, those are so stinky. Bitch slap  :lmao: