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Title: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 08, 2012, 11:17:16 PM
Good evening, everyone.

I'm a father of twin boys living in what I call "Purple" Texas. (Blue part of a red state).

I love God, my country, my family.

Been lurking here for a few days, and like the overall feeling of this board. (especially on the DUmmy section).

Looking forward to interacting with everyone.

Jason!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 11:19:58 PM
Hi back from TX. You must either be from Austin, Houston or DFW.  I'm in a nice red part.  Enjoy your stay, folks around here are OK.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: CactusCarlos on July 08, 2012, 11:22:49 PM
H5 and Welcome!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 08, 2012, 11:29:10 PM
Hi back from TX. You must either be from Austin, Houston or DFW.  I'm in a nice red part.  Enjoy your stay, folks around here are OK.

Try just a little farther south. When you hear the cartel gunfire, stop.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 11:31:31 PM
Try just a little farther south. When you hear the cartel gunfire, stop.

Oh...Forgot about the valley. Sorry & I do mean sorry.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 08, 2012, 11:35:50 PM
Oh...Forgot about the valley. Sorry & I do mean sorry.

That's alright. I'm used to being in the "redheaded stepchild" area.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: BattleHymn on July 09, 2012, 12:57:20 AM
Come for the camaraderie, stay for the The DUmpster.   :-)

Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: whiffleball on July 09, 2012, 05:42:59 AM
Welcome Jason!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 09, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Checking in from Round Rock/Austin - welcome to another Texan!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Splashdown on July 09, 2012, 07:44:14 AM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: A7X_foREVer on July 09, 2012, 07:57:27 AM
Hi and welcome
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: txradioguy on July 09, 2012, 08:00:59 AM
Greetings from Midland, Tx by way of Kaiserslautern, Germany.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: IassaFTots on July 09, 2012, 08:02:32 AM
Welcome from Dallas!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Chris_ on July 09, 2012, 08:13:46 AM
Another Texan :runaway:

Welcome.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 09, 2012, 08:33:03 AM
Wow....looks like we Texans are taking over!

Thanks for the warm welcome. The DUmpster is one of the main reasons I chose this board.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 09, 2012, 09:38:46 AM
Welcome, Jason. I hope you enjoy your stay.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Zeus on July 09, 2012, 10:25:31 AM
Howdy from Copperas Cove , Texas.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Mike220 on July 09, 2012, 01:31:18 PM
Wow....looks like we Texans are taking over!

Thanks for the warm welcome. The DUmpster is one of the main reasons I chose this board.

Yes we are. Howdy from Denton.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 09, 2012, 01:38:18 PM
Howdy from Copperas Cove , Texas.
Used to take a day trip and go to Killeen so I cold shop at the U S Cav store when I lived in SA. Been through Copperas Cove many times.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Texacon on July 09, 2012, 01:41:09 PM
Howdy from south east Texas!

KC
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Zeus on July 09, 2012, 03:20:44 PM
Used to take a day trip and go to Killeen so I cold shop at the U S Cav store when I lived in SA. Been through Copperas Cove many times.

Ah 281 to Lampasas , 190 thru Cove to Killeen. Stay clear of that Cluster%^$#k called Austin.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: seahorse513 on July 09, 2012, 03:31:27 PM
Hi from the meek and humble from Maine!!! :wink:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Bad Dog on July 09, 2012, 04:01:24 PM
Hi from the meek and humble from Maine!!! :wink:

What are you doing here?  Can't you see the Texas has taken over this forum?   :whistling:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Eupher on July 09, 2012, 04:31:08 PM
What are you doing here?  Can't you see the Texas has taken over this forum?   :whistling:

Not yet you ain't.

Although I did spend a brief 9-month period in a particular kind of hellhole called Ft. Hood back in 1982. Used a re-up option to escape that sucking chest wound.

I'll be going back in September, however, to do a couple of audits. Connect with a friend or three. Raise some hell. Meet up with Tots and maybe BEG, Mike220, Thor, and the rest of you Texas critters.  :-)
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: IassaFTots on July 09, 2012, 04:44:54 PM
Well, we probably have close to a quorum....at least on this thread. 

And we have a smiley.   :-)

 :texas:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Eupher on July 09, 2012, 04:46:45 PM
Well, we probably have close to a quorum....at least on this thread. 

And we have a smiley.   :-)

 :texas:

Thank God for smilies.  :grouphug:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: seahorse513 on July 09, 2012, 06:52:19 PM
What are you doing here?  Can't you see the Texas has taken over this forum?   :whistling:
I was just hello, I will go back to my corner and sulk.....

(Those Texans are such bullies.....sniff, sniff)
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 07:27:46 PM
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: IassaFTots on July 09, 2012, 07:32:50 PM
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Beeville!  I know that place.  Wow!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 09, 2012, 08:39:04 PM
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Friend of the family was Commander at the NAB in Beeville for a while.

And thanks, everyone. Glad to have a place to vent and make fun of those with political "special needs". :mental:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 11:48:46 PM
Beeville!  I know that place.  Wow!
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Alpha Mare on July 10, 2012, 01:56:40 AM
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?

I'm about 30 miles from there, on the Nueces.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: IassaFTots on July 10, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?

My Mom lived in Rockport for the last 3 years, we moved her up this year.  Took a wrong turn, or missed a turn going back to Rockport from Victoria and ended up there.   :-)
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: obumazombie on July 10, 2012, 11:29:11 PM
My Mom lived in Rockport for the last 3 years, we moved her up this year.  Took a wrong turn, or missed a turn going back to Rockport from Victoria and ended up there.   :-)
Ah yes, Victoria. I used to water ski at a small lake close by there.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 13, 2012, 12:08:41 AM
Hi there. God hates bunnies.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: BEG on July 13, 2012, 06:39:12 PM
Another Texan here, welcome!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: seahorse513 on July 13, 2012, 08:13:46 PM
Hi there. God hates bunnies.  :fuelfire:

ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: obumazombie on July 13, 2012, 08:32:25 PM
ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???
That's the trouble with tribbles.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 16, 2012, 06:56:00 PM
ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???

Bunnies engage in various sexual perversion and defy God. Bunnies gave up on God as God gave up on them.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 10:26:15 PM
Bunnies engage in various sexual perversion and defy God. Bunnies gave up on God as God gave up on them.
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: seahorse513 on July 17, 2012, 06:19:03 AM
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
They do it bunny style, silliness!!!
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 17, 2012, 07:01:11 AM
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
The holy hand grenade of Antioch..

Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Gina on July 17, 2012, 09:47:32 AM
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Bad Dog on July 17, 2012, 10:19:15 AM
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there

They actually have some of them trees there.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: IassaFTots on July 17, 2012, 10:22:23 AM
All I know about Conroe is it's almost Houston travelling on 45.   
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Texacon on July 18, 2012, 07:25:16 AM
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there

Yup.  I only live about 45 minutes away from either of those.  One is on I-45 and the other is on Hwy 59.  Both are between me and Houston.

KC
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Gina on July 18, 2012, 08:38:11 AM
Yup.  I only live about 45 minutes away from either of those.  One is on I-45 and the other is on Hwy 59.  Both are between me and Houston.

KC

That is where my mom's parents live with all of her sisters and brothers.  They own a glass company and the only thing that comes out of that side is shit.  Strippers, unwed moms, thieves.
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: Texacon on July 18, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
That is where my mom's parents live with all of her sisters and brothers.  They own a glass company and the only thing that comes out of that side is shit.  Strippers, unwed moms, thieves.

Uhm .... got any addresses/phone numbers?  Want me to check on them?

 :naughty:

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: Hi from Texas
Post by: thundley4 on July 18, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
Quote
Strippers, unwed moms, thieves.


Uhm .... got any addresses/phone numbers?  Want me to check on them?

 :naughty:

 :-)

KC

I was thinking the world needs strippers, and the Dems need their voting base for the other two.