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Title: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 05, 2012, 11:36:12 PM

Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18670718

Ptarmigans are athletic and don't do steroids. Rabbits on the other hand do steroids and caused all the steroid problems in humans. Rabbits push steroids to humans.

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: ExGeeEye on July 05, 2012, 11:48:38 PM

Rock on, Ptarmigans!

 :rocker:

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Mike220 on July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM

How do they taste?

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: thundley4 on July 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM

Quote from: Mike220 on July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM

How do they taste?

I'm sure that steroid free ptarmigans are much more flavorful than steroid filled rabbits.

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 06, 2012, 01:08:36 PM

Quote from: Mike220 on July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM

How do they taste?

Sort of like their more intelligent cousins--chickens! :tongue: :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Bad Dog on July 06, 2012, 01:12:17 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on July 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM

I'm sure that steroid free ptarmigans are much more flavorful than steroid filled rabbits.

Pretty sure Jimmy Carter stamped out steroid use among rabbits.

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 08, 2012, 03:33:10 PM

Gullible humans being brainwashed to their doom by rabbits.

(http://ptarmigan.blogspot.com/ptarmigan.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IxKirf11kk4/TOE9uBofl_I/AAAAAAAAAE4/1ROJSpmJbXA/s1600/Ptarmigan+hunting+2010.jpg :popcorn:)

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 03:54:42 PM

Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 08, 2012, 03:33:10 PM

Gullible humans being brainwashed to their doom by rabbits.

That first picture got me a little aroused.  Is that bad?

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 08, 2012, 05:08:26 PM

And a fat Ptarmigan roasts better, tastes better, goes down smother.

Hmmm. What wine do you serve with a ptarmigan? That would make a great date night. Just two of us, candlelight, formal attire, fine wine, soft music...and later retire to a fine bed stuffed with Ptarmigan feathers. 

Title: Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
Post by: obumazombie on July 08, 2012, 06:31:03 PM

At least ptarmigans know why they are crossing the road.