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Title: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Gina on June 27, 2012, 06:51:23 AM
Ok now this baby is ADORAFRICKINBLE!!!   :rant: :rant: :rant:



(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/26/article-0-13CD3FDF000005DC-83_634x734.jpg)

and WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMA!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/24/article-2163866-13BF1BFE000005DC-586_634x723.jpg)

Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 06:52:50 AM
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Gina on June 27, 2012, 06:53:43 AM
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

She is going to be so upset  ::)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 06:58:40 AM
She is going to be so upset  ::)

Well, any woman would be when a studly Italian turns them down  :naughty:
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Chris_ on June 27, 2012, 07:59:46 AM
Well, any woman would be when a studly Italian turns them down  :naughty:
Is that you, Stinky?

I'd be all over JS like white on rice.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Revolution on June 27, 2012, 08:24:52 AM
^ Ditto. Except her shades freak me out. A purple version of the red eyes on the flies in " A Bug's Life."

All she'd have to do it take them off (along with a few other choice items) and I'd be all set.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on June 27, 2012, 08:51:52 AM
mmmmmm her lips get me more than her boobs but I am an ass man.  :-)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2012, 08:56:11 AM
She's had a boob job so I guess the baby is a bottle baby....unlucky little rascal.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Gina on June 27, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
She's had a boob job so I guess the baby is a bottle baby....unlucky little rascal.

Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on June 27, 2012, 11:12:25 AM
Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 

Hmmm learn something new everyday  :p
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 27, 2012, 11:31:17 AM
Having a boob job does not mean one can not breastfeed. 

You can breast feed hubby all you want but I've read that doctors recommend that women who have had breast implants to not breast feed babies.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Wineslob on June 27, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Wow, she proves a "stump' CAN have kids.....
























*dumb as.....*
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Gina on June 27, 2012, 01:16:58 PM
You can breast feed hubby all you want but I've read that doctors recommend that women who have had breast implants to not breast feed babies.

Please find me where dr's have said that.  Please.

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Can I breastfeed?
Most likely. It depends on the kind of surgery you had, but most approaches are compatible with breastfeeding. Incisions made under the fold of the breast or through the armpit shouldn't cause any trouble. A "smile" incision around the areola increases your risk of having breastfeeding problems.

Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 27, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
I just don't find her very attractive. I think a lot of that has to do with how stupid she is.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: RobJohnson on June 28, 2012, 10:13:39 AM
I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

It's a good way to lose a pole.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Gina on June 28, 2012, 11:41:42 AM
It's a good way to lose a pole.

lose it often?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 28, 2012, 11:51:38 AM
I just don't find her very attractive. I think a lot of that has to do with how stupid she is.

One plus one can equal potato all day as long as she's nude!  :-)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: RobJohnson on June 28, 2012, 02:31:19 PM
lose it often?

Ha!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 28, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/beauties/charitable_celebs/jessica_simpson400.jpg)

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USO supporter Simpson mingles with troops while performing in Kuwait for Operation MySpace. "I get to serve my country by doing what I love to do in front of thousands of brave men in uniform," Simpson says. "It's every girl's dream!"
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/beauties/charitable_celebs/jessica_simpson400.jpg)



Yep.  Plus  she did look hot in the Dukes of Hazard remake.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Chris_ on June 28, 2012, 03:40:26 PM
Yep.  Plus  she did look hot in the Dukes of Hazard remake.
(http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr54/eddjr/misc/did-jessica-simpson-get-fat-17707-1.jpg)

I think I like chili-cookoff Jessica better than Dukes-of-Hazard Jessica, but that's just me.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 28, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
One plus one can equal potato all day as long as she's nude!  :-)

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

She gets slack in my book.

She's a big supporter of the troops and does overseas shows for them.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/beauties/charitable_celebs/jessica_simpson400.jpg)


In that case, only, I give her a kudos.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2012, 03:55:11 PM
(http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr54/eddjr/misc/did-jessica-simpson-get-fat-17707-1.jpg)

I think I like chili-cookoff Jessica better than Dukes-of-Hazard Jessica, but that's just me.

My only problem with the chili cook off picture is that the belt and high rise jeans are unflattering , imo.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 28, 2012, 04:00:46 PM
Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke. No one will ever be able to take her place.

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/969275-bigthumbnail.jpg)

My first crush was Daisy Duke.  :drool:
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 28, 2012, 04:01:54 PM
My only problem with the chili cook off picture is that the belt and high rise jeans are unflattering , imo.

Agreed - Chili-cookoff Jessica would look better in Daisy-Dukes!  :-)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2012, 04:03:07 PM
Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke. No one will ever be able to take her place.

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/969275-bigthumbnail.jpg)

My first crush was Daisy Duke.  :drool:

She was definitely hot back then.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 28, 2012, 04:06:44 PM
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/969275-bigthumbnail.jpg)

My first crush was Daisy Duke.  :drool:

Yeah but she's let herself go as of late

(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/599996_304043536357657_785548223_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 28, 2012, 04:22:42 PM
Yeah but she's let herself go as of late

She is also 58 years old. lol. She was in her early 20's, late teens when she played on The Dukes of Hazzard.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 28, 2012, 05:29:27 PM
She is also 58 years old. lol. She was in her early 20's, late teens when she played on The Dukes of Hazzard.

Here's a more recent pic of her

(http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/catherine_bach_1261_5.jpg)

She has filled out VERY nicely (I like me a full-figured woman)!
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 28, 2012, 06:03:26 PM
Here's a more recent pic of her

(http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/catherine_bach_1261_5.jpg)

She has filled out VERY nicely (I like me a full-figured woman)!

I think she looks great.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson (baby & boobs)
Post by: YupItsMe on June 29, 2012, 09:15:25 PM
Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke. No one will ever be able to take her place.

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/969275-bigthumbnail.jpg)

My first crush was Daisy Duke.  :drool:
Sadly the last time I saw Catherine Bach she could've worn a tebt for a dress