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Title: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Chris_ on June 19, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
Reuters (http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL5E8HJJHA20120619)
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Chris_ on June 19, 2012, 04:40:11 PM
There's not enough of the story to excerpt for the front page of the forum. 

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Mubarak was declared clinically dead by his doctors on Tuesday, the state news agency MENA said in a report confirmed by a hospital source.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Ballygrl on June 19, 2012, 04:40:58 PM
Oh wow, I thought maybe they said he had a stroke to sneak him out of the Country.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Revolution on June 19, 2012, 05:09:46 PM
I must be crying on the inside...
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: thundley4 on June 19, 2012, 05:17:46 PM
Better that he died this way than to be subjected to Sharia "Justice" .
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: DefiantSix on June 19, 2012, 05:22:29 PM
Better that he died this way than to be subjected to Sharia "Justice" .

I fully expect his body to be given the 'Il Duce' treatment.  The Muslim Brotherhood will not be denied it's scapegoat this close to rallying the Egyptian mob to their jihadist climax.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: rich_t on June 19, 2012, 05:47:24 PM
Blame Bush.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: DixieBelle on June 19, 2012, 06:52:16 PM
is that like "Mostly Dead"??
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: NHSparky on June 19, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
is that like "Mostly Dead"??


^5 for beating me to it.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: IassaFTots on June 19, 2012, 09:02:40 PM
is that like "Mostly Dead"??


More dead than kinda dead.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: thundley4 on June 19, 2012, 09:30:20 PM
More dead than kinda dead.

He's only pining for the fjords.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: obumazombie on June 19, 2012, 09:54:49 PM
I must be crying on the inside...
Crocodile tears ?
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Chris_ on June 19, 2012, 10:57:48 PM
Hosni Mubarak reportedly dead, then not dead, then "clinically dead", then "not quite on the cart yet and considering going for a walk" (http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/19/world/meast/egypt-mubarak/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: thundley4 on June 19, 2012, 11:04:13 PM
Hosni Mubarak reportedly dead, then not dead, then "clinically dead", then "not quite on the cart yet and considering going for a walk" (http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/19/world/meast/egypt-mubarak/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

Fark!!!
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Lacarnut on June 19, 2012, 11:12:44 PM
Is clinically dead the same as Dead as a Doornail? :mental:
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Danglars on June 20, 2012, 08:50:16 AM
He's only pining for the fjords.



'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Mubaruk is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e  rests in peace! If you hadn't strapped him to a gurney 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the  bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-MUBARUK!!










In other news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still struggling to remain dead.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: Eupher on June 20, 2012, 09:10:27 AM

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Mubaruk is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e  rests in peace! If you hadn't strapped him to a gurney 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the  bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-MUBARUK!!










In other news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still struggling to remain dead.


 :rotf:

Jane, you ignorant slut.
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: DixieBelle on June 20, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
:rofl: you guys do not disappoint!
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: DefiantSix on June 27, 2012, 02:05:25 PM
is that like "Mostly Dead"??


"There's a big difference between 'mostly dead' and 'all dead'. 'Mostly dead' is slightly alive.  'All dead, there's only one thing you can do: go through his pockets and look for loose change."

 :rotf:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tAKLTktY0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Egyptian ex-president Mubarak clinically dead
Post by: General Yahya on June 27, 2012, 02:20:26 PM
This is how it will plot out, Mubarak will be allowed out of Egypt to get medical treatment (in Saudi Arabia or one of those other radical Islamist kingdoms) and make a magical recovery only never to return to Egypt.