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Title: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Doubleplusungood on June 05, 2012, 05:52:55 PM
You are welcome. I understand that you idiots cannot function without a villain in your lives to give you focus because you are such simpletons. I am happy to have fulfilled that role for you! The pattern over the last few days indicates a dedication to your pathetic fervor of 3-4 hours per day here. Either that or you have a bookmark link and an alarm clock.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 06:07:36 PM
Hello. Have you met Eupher?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 06:12:28 PM
Don't you be forgetting me when you give out a bitchslap.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 06:16:22 PM
You are welcome. I understand that you idiots cannot function without a villain in your lives to give you focus because you are such simpletons. I am happy to have fulfilled that role for you! The pattern over the last few days indicates a dedication to your pathetic fervor of 3-4 hours per day here. Either that or you have a bookmark link and an alarm clock.

 :rotf:

Bitched slapped for being a whiny assed *****.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
Don't you be forgetting me when you give out a bitchslap.

Bitch slapped per request.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 06:18:30 PM
Bitch slapped per request.

Thank you! Hi5  :-)

I also bitchslapped Double.  :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 05, 2012, 06:21:56 PM
Why can't I bitch slap him twice.....I got two hands. :banghead:









I know the answer. :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: dutch508 on June 05, 2012, 06:23:26 PM
Bitched slapped for being a whiny assed *****.


Yup.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 05, 2012, 06:47:17 PM


Yup.

BS'd just because I can.   :-*
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: NHSparky on June 05, 2012, 06:49:50 PM
You call those BITCHSLAPS, you whiny ****ing trolls?  I've been in tickle fights with kittens that hit harder than you limp-wristed, panty-waisted, mouth-breathing, turtleneck-wearing, lisping little faggots!!!

Bring it, and put some of that bony ASS of yours behind it.  Maybe you might even be able to make a temporary indentation in my cheek of .001 millimeters.

****ing cheese dicks.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 05, 2012, 06:53:33 PM
You call those BITCHSLAPS, you whiny ****ing trolls?  I've been in tickle fights with kittens that hit harder than you limp-wristed, panty-waisted, mouth-breathing, turtleneck-wearing, lisping little faggots!!!

Bring it, and put some of that bony ASS of yours behind it.  Maybe you might even be able to make a temporary indentation in my cheek of .001 millimeters.

****ing cheese dicks.

Hi 5 for the same reason as above.   :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: seahorse513 on June 05, 2012, 06:54:24 PM
Is he taliking to us>>>>??? he calling someone  Dumbasses. so wasn't sure....
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Chris_ on June 05, 2012, 06:55:07 PM
Is he taliking to us>>>>??? he calling someone  Dumbasses. so wasn't sure....
It was originally in the DUmpster forum.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 05, 2012, 06:55:48 PM
There are 5 hidden users on...I never understood that.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: thundley4 on June 05, 2012, 06:59:10 PM
There are 5 hidden users on...I never understood that.

Those are members who prefer not to be seen as being online. 
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:10:23 PM
What is this about?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2012, 07:20:27 PM
What is this about?
I've no idea what started this. But bitching about bitch slaps is the quickest way to earn them.
I remember I got like 20 in a single day. Didn't bother me.

Lesson: If you want Hi5's, be the FIRST to hand them out. Hi5 to everyone in this thread.

Every now and then I go Hi5 hunting and I like to toss a little reward to everyone who makes a good post. I don't always advertise what I do either. Being generous makes people want to be generous as well. (Except libtards they are always stingy)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: NHSparky on June 05, 2012, 07:28:42 PM
I look at it this way--I'm gonna piss EVERYONE here off at some point.  But at the end of the day, I and I hope those who I've pissed off understand one very basic thing, and that is that it's nothing personal.

Unless I say it is, and then I'll just beat the shit out of the keyboard instead of the BS button to make you look and feel like a moron.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:31:32 PM
I've no idea what started this. But bitching about bitch slaps is the quickest way to earn them.
I remember I got like 20 in a single day. Didn't bother me.

Lesson: If you want Hi5's, be the FIRST to hand them out. Hi5 to everyone in this thread.

Every now and then I go Hi5 hunting and I like to toss a little reward to everyone who makes a good post. I don't always advertise what I do either. Being generous makes people want to be generous as well. (Except libtards they are always stingy)

There are some days I forget we have the H5/BS buttons.  I don't understand why people complain about it.  It's entertaining though.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: NHSparky on June 05, 2012, 07:32:55 PM
The buttons, or the whining about them?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:35:06 PM
The buttons, or the whining about them?

The whining.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2012, 07:37:35 PM
I got BS'd twice the other day. No one fessed up, but I figgered it out. I got slapped cause i was being bitchy.
I freakin deserved it!

there was another time I got into a BS war and racked em up.
I won't change regardless of the totals. Some play games with these. Some want more BSs that Hi5s.

I never check out someone's score. I'm busy reading their posts.
This is nuthin to get upset about
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 05, 2012, 07:40:10 PM
I got BS'd twice the other day. No one fessed up, but I figgered it out. I got slapped cause i was being bitchy.
I freakin deserved it!

there was another time I got into a BS war and racked em up.
I won't change regardless of the totals. Some play games with these. Some want more BSs that Hi5s.

I never check out someone's score. I'm busy reading their posts.
This is nuthin to get upset about



Obama would be upset about bitch slaps.  There aren't enough bitch slaps in the world for him. 
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2012, 07:43:19 PM


Obama would be upset about bitch slaps.  There aren't enough bitch slaps in the world for him. 
Yeah but in his case, it wouldn't be an online gimmick. WAIT, that's it! The perfect Fundraiser!
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 05, 2012, 07:44:43 PM


Obama would be upset about bitch slaps.  There aren't enough bitch slaps in the world for him. 

We need to redistribute the high-five's.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 05, 2012, 07:55:38 PM
We need to redistribute the high-five's.



 :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 08:08:52 PM
I work hard for my Bitch slaps. So I welcome any I get  :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Minky on June 05, 2012, 08:11:30 PM
Haha! It took me a few posts in this thread to figure out what was being discussed. I think that something annoying should happen on your screen when you're bitch slapped. Like a pop-up that says, "You suck!" or "Bitch!"

:rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 08:19:57 PM
Quickest way to get bitchslaps. Bitch about getting bitchslaps. It is what it is. Bitches.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 08:22:06 PM
BTW, I don't bitchslap. I will give a Hi5, but when I do it's normally a post that I REALLY like and deserves more than one. This is rare, but we do have people here that have had it done to.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 08:48:58 PM
Hello. Have you met Eupher?

Spoken while in Lurch mode:

"You.....rang....."
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 08:53:43 PM
We need to redistribute the high-five's.
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 08:56:57 PM
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.

I think you ought to get every reparation imaginable.

Especially this one:

 :bwah:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 10:32:32 PM
I think you ought to get every reparation imaginable.

Especially this one:

 :bwah:

I'm not liking the sound of that !
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Skul on June 06, 2012, 12:12:29 AM
I went ahead and whacked you, too, Kyle.
What are friends for? :lmao:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 10:12:05 AM
Holy skin in the game Evil Conservative. Great idea. Spread the wealth around. Being as I'm black, in protest of the current administration, I should get the standard affirmative action, and reparations considerations.

Here you go OZ!   :-)

Dave Chappelle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 12:12:10 PM
That reminds me. I forgot to pay my phone bill, yikes ! Did you see me in that clip ? I was right there, in the crowd, with both my hands out !
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 12:44:26 PM
I miss the Dave Chappelle Show -- there were some flat out funny, to the point of crying, skits in the 3 years it was on.  I always loved the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories too (Wayne Brady, Prince and of course, Rick James)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 12:46:27 PM
I miss the Dave Chappelle Show -- there were some flat out funny, to the point of crying, skits in the 3 years it was on.  I always loved the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories too (Wayne Brady, Prince and of course, Rick James)

"I plead the FIF!"

 :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 12:53:50 PM
"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:03:22 PM
One more from Chappelle:

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good mother****ing choice, mother****er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be ****ing fat girls in no time! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, mother****er?
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A mother****ing shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:03:36 PM
"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

 :rotf:

I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:09:52 PM
I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!!

 :rofl:

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?     :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:22:57 PM
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?     :rofl:

OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:30:56 PM
OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.       :lol:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 01:48:20 PM
Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.       :lol:

You just shot people, Wayne!  Those were people you shot!

 :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:59:28 PM
You just shot people, Wayne!  Those were people you shot!

 :-)
:ha:
Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mother****er? 
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 06, 2012, 02:09:29 PM
:ha:
Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mother****er? 

I am dyin over heah!!!!!!

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 06, 2012, 02:49:58 PM
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling: 
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Mike220 on June 06, 2012, 02:57:12 PM
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling: 

Because it'll **** you up, just like the BS button.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 06, 2012, 03:15:07 PM
Because it'll **** you up, just like the BS button.

 :lmao:

If that's the case, I'm more ****ed up than most. And yes, you can quote me.  :rotf:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 03:18:09 PM
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling:  

Just for gits and shiggles, Eupher!  :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:31:41 PM
And this Samuel L. Jackson schtick has exactly what to do with DUmbasses spamming the BS button, pray tell?   :tongue:   :stoner:   :whistling: 
Don't distract them, they're on a roll. A Dave Chappelle role.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 06, 2012, 04:32:41 PM
Don't distract them, they're on a roll. A Dave Chappelle role.

Distraction's my middle name, OZ.   ;)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 04:36:19 PM
Distraction's my middle name, OZ.   ;)

(http://www.currentobservations.us/images/Carson%20I%20did%20not%20know%20that.jpg)


 :tongue:  :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 07, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
I've grown 20+ BS hits in the last few days.

I must have pissed somebody off with some sort of undying contempt and resentment.





I don't think my mom has an account here.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2012, 05:54:31 AM
I've grown 20+ BS hits in the last few days.

I must have pissed somebody off with some sort of undying contempt and resentment.

I don't think my mom has an account here.

I noticed that here too.

While I was away, incommunicado, because of OSC, I seem to have amassed some negative ratings.

Why, I have no idea.  I wasn't around to annoy anyone.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 07, 2012, 08:11:22 AM
I noticed that here too.

While I was away, incommunicado, because of OSC, I seem to have amassed some negative ratings.

Why, I have no idea.  I wasn't around to annoy anyone.

I also get a few more every day -- no idea why.  Do we have some trolls (or a troll) with 100+ posts that are making the BS rounds daily of regular posters here, do you think?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 07, 2012, 08:15:54 AM
I also get a few more every day -- no idea why.  Do we have some trolls (or a troll) with 100+ posts that are making the BS rounds daily of regular posters here, do you think?

me too.  Could be no one likes Dave Chappelle but us.   :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: njpines on June 07, 2012, 08:17:51 AM
me too.  Could be no one likes Dave Chappelle but us.   :-)

nah, couldn't be that . . .   :whistling:   :-)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: BEG on June 07, 2012, 08:21:12 AM
Haha! It took me a few posts in this thread to figure out what was being discussed. I think that something annoying should happen on your screen when you're bitch slapped. Like a pop-up that says, "You suck!" or "Bitch!"

:rofl:

How about...You suck BITCH!
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Minky on June 07, 2012, 08:33:20 AM
How about...You suck BITCH!

Yes, that works too. :)
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: movie buff on June 08, 2012, 07:49:44 AM
It's been an annoyance to me too, though not as much now that I see I'm not the only target.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 08, 2012, 07:54:28 AM
It's been an annoyance to me too, though not as much now that I see I'm not the only target.

You are not alone. 
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: compaqxp on June 09, 2012, 02:41:53 AM
You are welcome. I understand that you idiots cannot function without a villain in your lives to give you focus because you are such simpletons. I am happy to have fulfilled that role for you! The pattern over the last few days indicates a dedication to your pathetic fervor of 3-4 hours per day here. Either that or you have a bookmark link and an alarm clock.

 :rotf:

-64?

Amateur.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Splashdown on June 09, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
I've grown 20+ BS hits in the last few days.

I must have pissed somebody off with some sort of undying contempt and resentment.





I don't think my mom has an account here.

I've gotten 30 or so, too. It started for me after I said the ocean is full of fish pee. Must have offended some anti- fish pee-ers or something!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2012, 04:27:22 AM
I've gotten 30 or so, too. It started for me after I said the ocean is full of fish pee. Must have offended some anti- fish pee-ers or something!

 :rofl:
It's tough when you get BS'd by Jacques Cousteau.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: whiffleball on June 09, 2012, 06:45:16 AM
It's the Stink Dude's covert operation.  Just type his moniker anywhere here and you'll rack up a BS.  His feelings get hurt so easily, the little whiny baby.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Eupher on June 09, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
-64?

Amateur.

Hey, compaq! Good to see you again after what may be a hiatus.

I always appreciate your posts even though you might be a chew toy from time to time.  :-)   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: IassaFTots on June 09, 2012, 05:41:56 PM
-64?

Amateur.

COMPAQ!!!!!  I missed you!  Please hang around for a while.  Would love to see more of your pictures.  How are ya?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: rich_t on June 09, 2012, 05:46:55 PM
You are welcome. I understand that you idiots cannot function without a villain in your lives to give you focus because you are such simpletons. I am happy to have fulfilled that role for you! The pattern over the last few days indicates a dedication to your pathetic fervor of 3-4 hours per day here. Either that or you have a bookmark link and an alarm clock.

 :rotf:

Looks like your BS count has gone up a bit since you started this thread.

Hmmm...

I wonder why?
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Ballygrl on June 09, 2012, 05:55:12 PM
Good seeing you compaq!
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: dutch508 on June 12, 2012, 06:46:02 PM
Necrobitchslappiness.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 12, 2012, 06:56:53 PM
I went ahead and whacked you, too, Kyle.
What are friends for? :lmao:

Woot! Thank you! Give me more, give me more. I have to reach my goal. I am almost there  :-)

On another note: I got 30 Hi5's yesterday.
Title: Re: To the DUmb Asses spamming the BS button
Post by: NHSparky on June 12, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
I got 100 over the last week, although they've slowed dramatically since the trolls got the tombstone.

I mark those little troll kisses as badges of honor.  And they tickle.