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Title: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BadCat on May 22, 2012, 07:24:38 PM
With one last visit to the most honest political website to ever hit the internet...updated for the last time...

Adieu http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2012, 07:26:25 PM
 :rotf: :rotf: :cheersmate: :bday: :cheers2: :bwah:


I almost forgot:

THANK YOU, good voters of Bellevue, for doing the right thing!!
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 22, 2012, 07:26:40 PM
:rotf:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Skul on May 22, 2012, 07:28:31 PM
Farewell, Obamaha Weeper.
You were a great joy to us.
Loser. :loser:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2012, 07:29:22 PM
That is way too much of a close-up of that neckbeard. 

That thing has got to be itchy. 
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2012, 07:29:33 PM
He will go down in history as the only candidate ever to conduct a campaign with a face covered with pubic hair.

Some may say I'm overlooking the Kennedys, but in their case the hair was not their own.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: EagleKeeper on May 22, 2012, 07:31:32 PM
Goodbye www.electstevedawes.com!

Ye served ward 1 well.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 22, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
Farewell, dear Socialist Steve.
Thanks to your good friends, Ward 1 knew ye well.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: miskie on May 22, 2012, 07:46:40 PM
That is way too much of a close-up of that neckbeard. 

That thing has got to be itchy. 

You ain't kidding - I just got to experience it on a 26 inch wide-screen. It was a life size Dawes right on my PC !
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2012, 07:48:02 PM
You ain't kidding - I just got to experience it on a 26 inch wide-screen. It was a life size Dawes right on my PC !

I bet you could practically smell the sweat, and hear the heaving of his lungs trying to keep up with his girth. 
 
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2012, 07:55:59 PM
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: miskie on May 22, 2012, 08:02:56 PM
I bet you could practically smell the sweat, and hear the heaving of his lungs trying to keep up with his girth. 
 

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm95/alan2308/vomit2.gif)
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2012, 08:07:05 PM
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm95/alan2308/vomit2.gif)

Are those mini-tacos?   :-)
Title: Re: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2012, 08:08:58 PM
What a fitting ending to such an informative site.
Title: Re: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2012, 08:10:51 PM
What a fitting ending to such an informative site.

Ah yes, good times, good times.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Oops, I thought the friends of the big guy had taken it down already, and so didn't check.

However, I just now checked.

That is so......good.

www.electstevedawes.com

Thanks to all the friends of the big guy!
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
Farewell, Obamaha Weeper.
You were a great joy to us.
Loser. :loser:

Again, I know I'm preaching to the choir here, and that the big guy isn't going to pay attention to franksolich anyway.

But really, there's no hard feelings.  I suspect by the end of the summer, franksolich will be sitting with the big guy on the big guy's front porch-step in Bellevue, sipping lemonade and chuckling and laughing over the good times of Operation Omaha Steve.

We Nebraskans don't hold grudges; as soon as the big guy gets over it, he'll chortle and agree it was all a good joke--at his expense of course--but nothing to get bothered any about.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2012, 08:43:55 PM
Again, I know I'm preaching to the choir here, and that the big guy isn't going to pay attention to franksolich anyway.

But really, there's no hard feelings.  I suspect by the end of the summer, franksolich will be sitting with the big guy on the big guy's front porch-step in Bellevue, sipping lemonade and chuckling and laughing over the good times of Operation Omaha Steve.

We Nebraskans don't hold grudges; as soon as the big guy gets over it, he'll chortle and agree it was all a good joke--at his expense of course--but nothing to get bothered any about.
That may well be, but don't let the dour, dyspeptic Marta out of your sight.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2012, 08:45:26 PM
The final Alexa stats for Steve's site, and the Friends of Steve's site:

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/Steve1.jpg)

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/Steve2.jpg)
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2012, 08:47:37 PM
That may well be, but don't let the dour, dyspeptic Marta out of your sight.

Oh, but I'm sure that if the long-suffering Marta knew franksolich in person, she'd like him.

I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
Adieu to the website, if only you could take Cindy Sheehan with you.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: SarasotaRepub on May 22, 2012, 08:58:43 PM
You guys are so mean!!!!  :bwah: :bump:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Tucker on May 22, 2012, 09:06:37 PM
I deleted it from my bookmarks earlier today.

It served its purpose.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
I deleted it from my bookmarks earlier today.

It served its purpose.

But I hope you checked it out before you did that, to see the farewell message.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: wasp69 on May 22, 2012, 09:56:42 PM
With one last visit to the most honest political website to ever hit the internet...updated for the last time...

Adieu http://www.electstevedawes.com

A fitting last tribute.

Anything planned for the mannish looking, fat jugged DUmmie running for office in Alaska?
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: shoes off the couch on May 23, 2012, 01:30:05 AM
I found it to be a very informative website. Sad to see it go, but alas it has run it's useful lifespan.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Revolution on May 23, 2012, 02:22:14 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2012, 03:51:03 AM
But I hope you checked it out before you did that, to see the farewell message.

www.electstevedawes.com

Oh yeah.

It still strikes me the wrong way that Socialist Steve Dawes is part of the 1% when it comes to politicians who have their official campaign picture taken without an American flag in the background.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 23, 2012, 04:22:03 AM
A riot, BC!  H5!

Thanks to everyone for their effort on this.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: lars1701c on May 23, 2012, 04:49:28 AM
ROFL very nice indeed :D
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: hillneck on May 23, 2012, 06:39:27 AM
You ain't kidding - I just got to experience it on a 26 inch wide-screen. It was a life size Dawes right on my PC !

You Sir are a brave man.  Looking at that close up could cause retina damage.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 23, 2012, 07:47:14 AM
Oh yeah.

It still strikes me the wrong way that Socialist Steve Dawes is part of the 1% when it comes to politicians who have their official campaign picture taken without an American flag in the background.

True; in Bellevue, Nebraska, it's a good idea to have the American flag in the background, or at least an American flag pin on the lapel, when campaigning for public office, no matter how minor.  The couple of times I ran across other Democrats running for one office or another in Bellevue, yup, they had the flag.

Now, I'm getting slowly geared up for "Be Nice to the Primitives Week," which starts in a few days, and so I'll say this: perhaps the studio portrait was taken for more than one purpose.  After all, professional photographs aren't cheap.  Maybe the long-suffering Marta also wanted a "nice" photograph of the big guy for when after he's no longer in this Time and Place, to slip inside of a Bible or something, for her to gaze upon when she needs something for solace in her widowhood. 
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2012, 08:00:33 AM
True; in Bellevue, Nebraska, it's a good idea to have the American flag in the background, or at least an American flag pin on the lapel, when campaigning for public office, no matter how minor.  The couple of times I ran across other Democrats running for one office or another in Bellevue, yup, they had the flag.

Now, I'm getting slowly geared up for "Be Nice to the Primitives Week," which starts in a few days, and so I'll say this: perhaps the studio portrait was taken for more than one purpose.  After all, professional photographs aren't cheap.  Maybe the long-suffering Marta also wanted a "nice" photograph of the big guy for when after he's no longer in this Time and Place, to slip inside of a Bible or something, for her to gaze upon when she needs something for solace in her widowhood. 

Bible?
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: franksolich on May 23, 2012, 08:04:13 AM
Bible?

Well, you know, generally women tend to outlive men, and wives husbands.

Not 100% true, but pretty much generally true.

And Marta's in better shape than the big guy.

I'm sure that while wearing her widow's weeds, the long-suffering Marta, seeking solace in her loneliness, is going to well-thumb a Bible.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: njpines on May 23, 2012, 08:56:59 AM
 :bwah:

Cya, Steve-O!!

btw, I had beef mini-tacos for dinner last night and had a good chuckle while I ate them!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2012, 09:46:23 AM
:bwah:

Cya, Steve-O!!

btw, I had beef mini-tacos for dinner last night and had a good chuckle while I ate them!  :lmao:

So did I. I started to take a pic.

I had 8 of em.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: movie buff on May 23, 2012, 09:56:39 AM
Vaya con Dios, www.electstevedawes.com.
You served your purpose well, exposing a DUmmy with dangerous political aspirations (It may have been just for City Council, but even a DUmmy just running for dog catcher would be potentially dangerous) for the brainless, egotistical, cowardly, ghost- chasing, laughably pathetic, Socialist nincompoop that he is, and helped ensure that the good citizens of Bellevue would be able to rest esy knowing that he isn't in aposition of authority over them.
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2012, 10:08:23 AM
Now, I'm getting slowly geared up for "Be Nice to the Primitives Week," which starts in a few days, and so I'll say this: perhaps the studio portrait was taken for more than one purpose.  After all, professional photographs aren't cheap.  Maybe the long-suffering Marta also wanted a "nice" photograph of the big guy for when after he's no longer in this Time and Place, to slip inside of a Bible or something, for her to gaze upon when she needs something for solace in her widowhood. 

Well, I don't know about that.

I sort of thought that photo was intended to have a caption saying "Before".
Title: Re: Say goodbye to www.electstevedawes.com
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 23, 2012, 05:26:58 PM
So long, Friends of Steve! you will be missed. Whoever you are, you are all brilliant.

But Steve, you should know...Its not just the Cave that watches DU and laughs. No. Its ALL the internet that watches DU and laughs. that should clue you in to...Nah. Steve. You belong with the clueless souls at DU. DU will never know why the real world watches and laughs. I could spell it out for you, but it won't sink in.
Just know this, Steve: You will never be alone.

 :cheersmate: Mr Mannn ate some mini-tacos. Mmmmmm, good!