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Title: Britney's legs
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 12:10:32 PM
What is up with them?  the calves are bigger than the thighs

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/15/article-2144832-13188BD6000005DC-993_224x661.jpg)
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 12:13:30 PM
Are there gold bars in those saddlebags ? Just askin'.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 15, 2012, 12:32:47 PM
What is up with them?  the calves are bigger than the thighs

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/15/article-2144832-13188BD6000005DC-993_224x661.jpg)


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc[/youtube]

 :-)
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Karin on May 15, 2012, 12:52:11 PM
That is freakish, isn't it?  She's the body type, that if she ever has a weight problem, it's going straight to the bottom half.  That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is.  Meeee-ow!
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: seahorse513 on May 15, 2012, 12:58:00 PM
What the heck is that other girl's problem??? Can we say drama queen???

As far as the legs go, those shoes aren't helping any(they are calling bad attention), some low heeled or flats would have done better. imo
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2012, 01:13:49 PM
Say what you will about her legs but I bet Bill Clinton and stevenumbers would crawl between them............and John Edwards too later next week if he ain't in jail.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: njpines on May 15, 2012, 01:22:05 PM
What the heck is that other girl's problem??? Can we say drama queen???

As far as the legs go, those shoes aren't helping any(they are calling bad attention), some low heeled or flats would have done better. imo

Believe it or not, seahorse, that's actually a guy and yes, yes he is!  :panic:
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
Believe it or not, seahorse, that's actually a guy and yes, yes he is!  :panic:

Accent on the "queen" part.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2012, 01:25:20 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 15, 2012, 01:26:43 PM
That is freakish, isn't it?  She's the body type, that if she ever has a weight problem, it's going straight to the bottom half. 

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that!  :wink:

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That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is. 

 :yeahthat:

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Meeee-ow!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2012, 01:31:20 PM
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That dress is not as flattering as she thinks it is.
Its flattering enough. :naughty:
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Cankles and man-hands.......................... :panic:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 15, 2012, 01:46:47 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.

You man-whore! ;D
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: njpines on May 15, 2012, 02:05:55 PM
Cankles and man-hands.......................... :panic:

those are NOT the shoes to wear if you have cankles!  (more meeeoooww!  :-))
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: seahorse513 on May 15, 2012, 02:08:56 PM
Believe it or not, seahorse, that's actually a guy and yes, yes he is!  :panic:
wait, what?? that's a guy??? Holy shat!!!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: NHSparky on May 15, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
You man-whore! ;D

Newsflash--ALL men are whores.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: thundley4 on May 15, 2012, 03:34:01 PM
Newsflash--ALL men are whores.

Yes, but some are cheaper than others.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 03:35:08 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  She has money.
But she doesn't have R-money.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 15, 2012, 03:35:50 PM
Newsflash--ALL men are whores.

Wrong.  I'm a slut, not a whore.

Whores are smart enough to charge for it.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2012, 03:38:23 PM
But she doesn't have R-money.
She has enough for me.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 15, 2012, 05:20:36 PM
She looks like she has some water gain there.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 15, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 15, 2012, 06:39:39 PM
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 

On general principle, celebrities are fair game to ridicule.  You have posted pics in the past, as have many of us...whether here, CU or now other social sites.

Anyway, Ms. CR, please don't take any derision personally & hope you haven't. You are a beautiful young lady. I think we all have our own body faults, real or imagined.

I mean really, google pictures of "ralph wiggum"! ;D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 15, 2012, 06:51:54 PM
On general principle, celebrities are fair game to ridicule.  You have posted pics in the past, as have many of us...whether here, CU or now other social sites.

Anyway, Ms. CR, please don't take any derision personally & hope you haven't. You are a beautiful young lady. I think we all have our own body faults, real or imagined.

I mean really, google pictures of "ralph wiggum"! ;D

No, I haven't any personal offense, I just think it isn't very fair to Brittany.  After all, there are so many things that we can make fun of her about  :cheers mate:

I think I might just be over sensitive about body image issues at the moment, close quarters with 30+ other young women for about 40 hours week talking about medical stuff will do that to you, especially since most of us are either athletes in some form or another and/or dieting.   :p
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: jtyangel on May 15, 2012, 07:52:29 PM
Totally agree with cr. you all know how much I hit it and I have pretty solid calves too. Ive tore that damn thing before too   Ouch  Certain types of muscle distribution can not be helped. Brittney leans shorter too and us shorter gals sometimes makes for shorter muscles that are bulkier.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: IassaFTots on May 15, 2012, 09:48:00 PM
Welp, what I can say is she does have to dance a lot.  I would imagine she would have muscular calves, especially since she wears those crazy shoes. Dang whippersnappers. 
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 15, 2012, 10:26:27 PM
Dang whippersnappers.  

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 01:34:24 AM
Welp, what I can say is she does have to dance a lot.  I would imagine she would have muscular calves, especially since she wears those crazy shoes. Dang whippersnappers. 
Calves have a powerful tendency to grow in proportion to the load they are carrying.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: IassaFTots on May 16, 2012, 08:09:35 AM
Calves have a powerful tendency to grow in proportion to the load they are carrying.

I have a buddy, she weighs all of maybe 95 lbs.  She LOVES working out.  Runs, Rollerblades, Kickboxes, etc.  She is a freaking machine with the working out.  Her calves are larger and more muscular than her thighs.  Kind of like how Brittney's are in that pic.  I am not a "worky-outy" type of person, but I think that although your statement may be true, that something might be said for working out a lot too. 
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Gina on May 16, 2012, 08:37:58 AM
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 

So you would stand up for Hillary's cankles too?

(http://www.1designer-clothing.com/wp-content/uploads/hillary-cankle.jpg)
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: Wineslob on May 16, 2012, 09:25:56 AM
As a lady with "strong" calves, I'm not about to critique hers.  She did not choose a very flattering dress though. 

I know this thread was meant in fun, but I don't see that it does anybody any good to critique people on how their muscles distributed themselves, especially since I doubt that she worked her calves with the goal of making them larger. 


Fine, she has knobby knees.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: CG6468 on May 16, 2012, 09:50:34 AM
So you would stand up for Hillary's cankles too?

(http://www.1designer-clothing.com/wp-content/uploads/hillary-cankle.jpg)

Old piano legs, or thunderthighs? Hillary's uglier.
Title: Re: Britney's legs
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2012, 10:08:23 AM
Looks like ol' Brit has been hitting the steroids pretty hard.