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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on May 14, 2012, 08:49:49 PM
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Taverner
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Romney is an evil, bullying, theocratic piece of shit
**** him. **** his family. **** his party. **** his religion.
I wish him the worst.
He is Nedemeyer from Animal House, he is that bully who would force you to punch yourself, but he'd leave bruises.
Hey, Taverner? Listen up... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002686945)
Mitt Romney is a MAN. He takes care of his family. He is an executive. He's created more wealth in a day than you will create in a lifetime.
He's an inspiration to anyone who wants to make themselves better off and live with ethics.
You, on the other hand, are a drug-addicted deadbeat dad who can't hold a job, and your wife and children do not, cannot, and will not ever
respect you. You troll DU for women because you're too strung out to find a woman the old fashioned way.
You're worthless. You have zero value. You're a ***** from Democratic Underground who can't support his children. You ****ing faggot.
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This sounds somewhat like a case of sexual frustration to me. Maybe Taverner's hand is refusing to perform. Maybe Tav has developed a crush on Romney that Romney will never return.
Maybe when Romney wins the election someone will create a Romney doll that is anatomically correct for Taverner.
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This sounds somewhat like a case of sexual frustration to me.
It can be hard to get a boner when you're nodding on smack.
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When Romney is President they will remember Bush fondly.
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Nutmeg! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Nutmeg! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
"A few good men" reference ?
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Romney has them completely addled...delicious!
Cindie
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"A few good men" reference ?
Nutmeg is what heroin addicts settle for when they can't steal enough money for a fix.
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Nutmeg is what heroin addicts settle for when they can't steal enough money for a fix.
I was a little off on my spice recollection...
"A Few Good Men" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmCxyXlWpXQ)
Oregano !
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link?
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link?
If that link question mark is for me, yes, I did link it.
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This sounds somewhat like a case of sexual frustration to me. Maybe Taverner's hand is refusing to perform. Maybe Tav has developed a crush on Romney that Romney will never return.
Maybe when Romney wins the election someone will create a Romney doll that is anatomically correct for Taverner.
Life-size, with "kung-fu grip". :lmao:
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Romney has them completely addled...delicious!
Cindie
I don't think we can blame/credit R-money for their pre-existing condition.
R-money is just running for president; nothing more, nothing less, except he's running against them.
If the GOP nominee had discovered the cure for cancer (s)he would be accused of hating diabetes patients to the point of ignoring them to death.
It's all they have and they're angry because they know it.
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Taverner
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Romney is an evil, bullying, theocratic piece of shit
**** him. **** his family. **** his party. **** his religion.
I wish him the worst.
He is Nedemeyer from Animal House, he is that bully who would force you to punch yourself, but he'd leave bruises.
What a vile piece of shit. He would be whining if the same was said about his polesmoker, Obama.
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From the thread:
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Response to white_wolf (Reply #1)
Mon May 14, 2012, 11:13 PM
Initech (31,966 posts)
11. As I've said - he's a complete psycho with zero regard for human life.
He should be friends with Norman Bates and reenact the ending scene from Psycho.
Where did that completely insane comment come from? Norman Bates? :???:
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From the thread:
Where did that completely insane comment come from? Norman Bates? :???:
Wasn't that for Tavener? :mental:
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From the thread:
Where did that completely insane comment come from? Norman Bates? :???:
Probably Master Bates. :jerkit: :tongue:
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Probably Master Bates. :jerkit: :tongue:
Norman Bates was a master !
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"You, on the other hand, are a drug-addicted deadbeat dad who can't hold a job, and your wife and children do not, cannot, and will not ever
respect you. You troll DU for women because you're too strung out to find a woman the old fashioned way."
Huh.
I knew Taverner (Or as I call him, the Drunken DUchebag) was a moron, a heartless jerk, and a hate- filled Christophobic bigot, and kind of figured he was a druggie (Mainly because most DUmmies are) but I didn't know that about his family. What a scumbag.
Guess I learn something new every day here!
I was a little off on my spice recollection...
"A Few Good Men" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmCxyXlWpXQ)
Oregano !
I'm reminded of an episode of the pretty good sitcom 'Grounded for Life.'
The father, Sean (Donal Logue), used to do pot when he was younger, and up until the episode took place, he had one last small baggie of it left hidden in his closet that his shifty brother Eddie (One of the funnier characters on the show) had sold to him as a teen, I think he kept it just for sentimental value or something. Then, Sean's teenage daughter Lily unwittingly finds it somehow, and brings it to a party she's going to. Sean is understandably furious when he discovers she's done this, but Eddie assures him not to worry, that it was never actually pot in the bag at all; It was oregano that Eddie had swiped from a job he had had at a pizzeria. We then see Lily and her friends at the party, having smoked it, thinking it was pot and laughing hysterically as if it had been pot. A couple of them say something like, "I think I have the munchies!" "Yeah, I think I'm jonesing for some pizza!" Later, Eddie's teasing Lily about it, and says something like, "If you want, I can get you a deal on some premium basil!"
I miss that show. It was one of the few sitcoms that got better as it went on in seasons, rather than getting worse.
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You could heat a small city with the warmth from the peaceful and tolerant totalitarian left.
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"You, on the other hand, are a drug-addicted deadbeat dad who can't hold a job, and your wife and children do not, cannot, and will not ever
respect you. You troll DU for women because you're too strung out to find a woman the old fashioned way."
Huh.
I knew Taverner (Or as I call him, the Drunken DUchebag) was a moron, a heartless jerk, and a hate- filled Christophobic bigot, and kind of figured he was a druggie (Mainly because most DUmmies are) but I didn't know that about his family. What a scumbag.
Guess I learn something new every day here!
I'm reminded of an episode of the pretty good sitcom 'Grounded for Life.'
The father, Sean (Donal Logue), used to do pot when he was younger, and up until the episode took place, he had one last small baggie of it left hidden in his closet that his shifty brother Eddie (One of the funnier characters on the show) had sold to him as a teen, I think he kept it just for sentimental value or something. Then, Sean's teenage daughter Lily unwittingly finds it somehow, and brings it to a party she's going to. Sean is understandably furious when he discovers she's done this, but Eddie assures him not to worry, that it was never actually pot in the bag at all; It was oregano that Eddie had swiped from a job he had had at a pizzeria. We then see Lily and her friends at the party, having smoked it, thinking it was pot and laughing hysterically as if it had been pot. A couple of them say something like, "I think I have the munchies!" "Yeah, I think I'm jonesing for some pizza!" Later, Eddie's teasing Lily about it, and says something like, "If you want, I can get you a deal on some premium basil!"
I miss that show. It was one of the few sitcoms that got better as it went on in seasons, rather than getting worse.
I saw that episode, and loved that show. I think it is probably one of the last sitcoms I ever watched!
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"You, on the other hand, are a drug-addicted deadbeat dad who can't hold a job, and your wife and children do not, cannot, and will not ever
respect you. You troll DU for women because you're too strung out to find a woman the old fashioned way."
Huh.
I knew Taverner (Or as I call him, the Drunken DUchebag) was a moron, a heartless jerk, and a hate- filled Christophobic bigot, and kind of figured he was a druggie (Mainly because most DUmmies are) but I didn't know that about his family. What a scumbag.
Guess I learn something new every day here!
I'm reminded of an episode of the pretty good sitcom 'Grounded for Life.'
The father, Sean (Donal Logue), used to do pot when he was younger, and up until the episode took place, he had one last small baggie of it left hidden in his closet that his shifty brother Eddie (One of the funnier characters on the show) had sold to him as a teen, I think he kept it just for sentimental value or something. Then, Sean's teenage daughter Lily unwittingly finds it somehow, and brings it to a party she's going to. Sean is understandably furious when he discovers she's done this, but Eddie assures him not to worry, that it was never actually pot in the bag at all; It was oregano that Eddie had swiped from a job he had had at a pizzeria. We then see Lily and her friends at the party, having smoked it, thinking it was pot and laughing hysterically as if it had been pot. A couple of them say something like, "I think I have the munchies!" "Yeah, I think I'm jonesing for some pizza!" Later, Eddie's teasing Lily about it, and says something like, "If you want, I can get you a deal on some premium basil!"
I miss that show. It was one of the few sitcoms that got better as it went on in seasons, rather than getting worse.
DUmmy Taverner is one of the few who has described his addiction to intravenous drugs on repeated occasions.
He complained once about the media always concentrating on the negative side of heroin.
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Taverner
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Romney is an evil, bullying, theocratic piece of shit
**** him. **** his family. **** his party. **** his religion.
I wish him the worst.
He is Nedemeyer from Animal House, he is that bully who would force you to punch yourself, but he'd leave bruises.
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/24/orly_bowie.jpg)
Tavtard's idea of a "girlfriend" I bet... when he is high on the sauce. No offenses to David Bowie himself.
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He is Nedemeyer from Animal House, he is that bully who would force you to punch yourself, but he'd leave bruises.
:bawl: :sad1:
I love it. It's like they've learned how to transfer their Bush Derangement Syndrome from one person to another at the drop of a hat.
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:bawl: :sad1:
I love it. It's like they've learned how to transfer their Bush Derangement Syndrome from one person to another at the drop of a hat.
First Bush, then Palin, and now Romney. At least they're alphabetical . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
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First Bush, then Palin, and now Romney. At least they're alphabetical . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
Yelnick McWawa. How many of you will get that reference without looking it up ?
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This is gonna be so fun on the 7th of November.
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