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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on May 12, 2012, 11:20:54 AM
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Speck Tater
With 50 states, surely we can spare one for the Republicans.
Just turn a whole state over to them lock, stock and barrel and let them implement all their policies and all the ridiculous 17th century laws they want to enact.
Then the rest of the world can sit back and watch the catastrophic results of their misguided policies and there will no longer be any doubt that they are stark raving lunatics!
We just need to make sure that there is a transitional period during which those who want to escape Reaganistan can do so before the borders close and liberals are rounded up in concentration camps.
Then a few years on, after the whole experiment has resulted in the complete collapse of civilization in this "Republican Dream State" we can just go back in and mop up the mess and repopulate the state with sane people. Or, if worse comes to worse and the crazies have reverted to savagery, just build a containment wall around it conduct guided tours in armored excursion buses.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002678917
Sounds good to me, we will pick a state with vast quantities of oil and finally be able to drill it, we will build new power plants, we will live in freedom and prosperity and you will not be able to mooch a single dime off of us. You can have your wind mills, your solar panels, electric cars, high taxes, huge government regulations and your poverty. Oh and we get all the guns too so when you try to demand that we pay our fair share we can tell you to **** off.
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You give us flyover country and you can have the left and right coast. We get Alaska, Florida and Texas.
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How about we just take all the red states?
The liberal states will die within a decade. They already are with all the resources that the red states give them. If we just saw off kalifornia there goes 30%+ of all welfare leeches in the USA.
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Texas could easily do this, but I want further agreements:
1) All liberals in Texas must leave. That includes all the welfarians and illegal aliens. No liberals are allowed to move in.
2) The Fed isn't allowed to tax, regulate, or even set foot in Texas. Likewise Texas will take nothing from the Fed.
In just a few short years Texas would become the number one economy in the world under this agreement. I'm all for it.
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Texas could easily do this, but I want further agreements:
1) All liberals in Texas must leave. That includes all the welfarians and illegal aliens. No liberals are allowed to move in.
2) The Fed isn't allowed to tax, regulate, or even set foot in Texas. Likewise Texas will take nothing from the Fed.
In just a few short years Texas would become the number one economy in the world under this agreement. I'm all for it.
Makes sense they already have their own power grid. :-)
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One state, even Texas, will not be big enough. There are FAR more of us than there are of them. I'm with Jukin, just give us the Red States! They can have the rest.
KC
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This just proves we are much nice and more reasonable than the Dummies. We'd be more than willing to give them the Blue States. All liberals must move out of Red States and all conservatives must move out of Blue States. I think that's more than fair.
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One state, even Texas, will not be big enough. There are FAR more of us than there are of them. I'm with Jukin, just give us the Red States! They can have the rest.
KC
I say give them the purple states too with the caveat that they have 5 years to join us. I would bet everything i have that they would join within two.
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One state, even Texas, will not be big enough. There are FAR more of us than there are of them. I'm with Jukin, just give us the Red States! They can have the rest.
KC
We could fit all of them...there are a couple counties west of Midland that have no one living in them...and after we empty Austin...D/FW and Houston of all the Libs...we'll have plenty of space for those that move in.
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Makes sense they already have their own power grid. :-)
The power grid, the massive coast, the oil, the agriculture, tech industry, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, we got everything we need! :cheersmate:
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Speck Tater
With 50 states, surely we can spare one for the Republicans.
Just turn a whole state over to them lock, stock and barrel and let them implement all their policies and all the ridiculous 17th century laws they want to enact.
Then the rest of the world can sit back and watch the catastrophic results of their misguided policies and there will no longer be any doubt that they are stark raving lunatics!
We just need to make sure that there is a transitional period during which those who want to escape Reaganistan can do so before the borders close and liberals are rounded up in concentration camps.
Then a few years on, after the whole experiment has resulted in the complete collapse of civilization in this "Republican Dream State" we can just go back in and mop up the mess and repopulate the state with sane people. Or, if worse comes to worse and the crazies have reverted to savagery, just build a containment wall around it conduct guided tours in armored excursion buses.
Which 17th century laws are we wanting to enact? I apparently missed that at our last meeting.
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Speck Tater
With 50 states, surely we can spare one for the Republicans.
Just turn a whole state over to them lock, stock and barrel and let them implement all their policies and all the ridiculous 17th century laws they want to enact.
Then the rest of the world can sit back and watch the catastrophic results of their misguided policies and there will no longer be any doubt that they are stark raving lunatics!
We just need to make sure that there is a transitional period during which those who want to escape Reaganistan can do so before the borders close and liberals are rounded up in concentration camps.
Then a few years on, after the whole experiment has resulted in the complete collapse of civilization in this "Republican Dream State" we can just go back in and mop up the mess and repopulate the state with sane people. Or, if worse comes to worse and the crazies have reverted to savagery, just build a containment wall around it conduct guided tours in armored excursion buses.
Ah! I love these little masturbatory fantasies that the dummies have about ruling over everything. Did you retards forget who owns the vast majority of the guns in this country...You're gonna look awfully silly with my foot in your ass and a hole in your forehead! :-)
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002678917
Sounds good to me, we will pick a state with vast quantities of oil and finally be able to drill it, we will build new power plants, we will live in freedom and prosperity and you will not be able to mooch a single dime off of us. You can have your wind mills, your solar panels, electric cars, high taxes, huge government regulations and your poverty. Oh and we get all the guns too so when you try to demand that we pay our fair share we can tell you to **** off.
Yes, in Atlas Shrugged they called it "Galt's Gulch" in Colorado.
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How about YOU stay in your home states when you inevitably **** them up? We're damn tired of you dipshits voting for higher taxes and other liberal crap and then leaving the hellholes you create, only to bring your stupid voting patterns with you. New Hampshire, Florida, and North Carolina ring a bell, ****tards? You messed up Taxachussetts and New York and moved to those states.
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Which 17th century laws are we wanting to enact? I apparently missed that at our last meeting.
I would like to burn a few liberals at the stake...
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..and we are back to attempting to put 'rethugs' into camps... How very progressive of you.
Anyway, it would only be a matter of time before the conservative state takes back the rest of the USA. The short version is Liberal policies can only work when thrown onto the backs of conservatives.
Example :
If people are presented with a 'living wage', how many do you think are actually going to work ? And since all work will be unionized, how many of the people paid living wages will be able to afford your goods and services, since in LiberalLand, the ACLU always wins, and the unions always get what they want ?
Once you replace the Department of Defense with the Peace Commission (See: Cambridge, Massachusetts) - Since there are virtually no liberals who are even interested in joining any sort of military, How long do you think it will be before even Canada considers invading ?
I'm sure Canada would very much like to own all of the land around the Great Lakes.
But it won't come to that - because once liberal land is bankrupt, the states surrounding prosperous conservative-land will volunteer to join it just to get some food, power, and money.
Because you'll have none of it.
How many rooftop Co-ops will it take to feed New York City ? And it would have to be done locally since Liberal land will only be powered by windmills and solar generators - there is no way you'll be able to get enough food into NYC from other places to feed them without gas. Ever see Escape From New York ? Yeah.. That's your future - and the future of all urban blue hellholes left to their own devices, since there will be nowhere near enough police to contain the criminal element.
The thugs will have the guns, the gas, and the power. Bank it.
So, sure. Stick all the conservatives into one state. I give the rest of the USA 10 years before it collapses.
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Speck Tater
With 50 states, surely we can spare one for the Republicans.
As though you get to decide. Take a hike.
Quit saying stupid things, primitives. It reinforces that you're stupid.
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I say, lets divide it like Europe sees us.
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/24/lgbZgVA2oEW_dHAhzBy76g2.jpg)
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I say, lets divide it like Europe sees us.
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/24/lgbZgVA2oEW_dHAhzBy76g2.jpg)
That France (Pussies) has me cracking up! haha :rotf: ^5
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I say, lets divide it like Europe sees us.
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/24/lgbZgVA2oEW_dHAhzBy76g2.jpg)
And, I'm heartened by the premise that "New York" is this color instead of this one.
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How long before the liberal states are trying to create an American union like the European one to try and get in the pockets of our proverbial Germany? As usual when socialism fails they try to insinuate themselves on the kindness of others and lie and manipulate to ingratiate themselves and puff up what they have to offer to fill their own baskets. Kinda reminds me Of my exes love interest.
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I am kind of sure that some of the Libs that run around in Limosines would not put up with living someplace that they are villified. May have to make liberal elite inclusion zones.
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I say, lets divide it like Europe sees us.
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/24/lgbZgVA2oEW_dHAhzBy76g2.jpg)
LOL...Classic!! Good find.
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I am kind of sure that some of the Libs that run around in Limosines would not put up with living someplace that they are villified. May have to make liberal elite inclusion zones.
Nope. They must live in the shitter with their constituents. They will do the Ivory Tower thing like always, but there won't be any Republicans to blame once the peons are armed with torches and pitchforks. This experiment would yield a lot of former Democrats.
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It can already be seen in contrast by looking at any city ran by Dims and then comparing it to a conservative suburb, DUmbasses.
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It can already be seen in contrast by looking at any city ran by Dims and then comparing it to a conservative suburb, DUmbasses.
Detroit is a striking example.
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It can already be seen in contrast by looking at any city ran by Dims and then comparing it to a conservative suburb, DUmbasses.
California is a better example. Contrast it with Wisconsin. One state has democrats in control of the state government and is in massive debt the other switched control to the GOP in 2010 and not only managed to erase a structural deficit of $2.2 billion but created a $150 million projected surplus.
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I started packing!!! :-)
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California is a better example. Contrast it with Wisconsin. One state has democrats in control of the state government and is in massive debt the other switched control to the GOP in 2010 and not only managed to erase a structural deficit of $2.2 billion but created a $150 million projected surplus.
That is why the Dems have chosen Wisconsin as "their hill to die on" because the last thing they need is a state going GOP and instantly getting itself out from the shitter the Dems put it in.