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Title: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 04, 2012, 10:40:48 AM
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LuckyTheDog (5,308 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Elevator speech: What I tell people when they say "the stimulus failed"

Suppose you are in what you think is a 10-foot hole. You ask for a 10-foot ladder to get you out. But then you find out the hole is really 15 feet deep.

Well, the lesson to be learned from that isn't that ladders don't work. If you climb to the top, you're still 10 feet higher than when you started. The lesson to be learned is that you need a taller adder.

That's the situation Obama was in back in early 2009. The hole was deeper than anyone realized. We needed a taller ladder. But if the GOP had their way, we would have just dug the hole deeper.

This just in: Obama is too ****ing stupid to spot the difference between a 10-foot depth and something half-again as deep.

Obama also spent his time investing in shovels instead of ladders.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643949
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 04, 2012, 10:43:55 AM
This just in: Obama is too ****ing stupid to spot the difference between a 10-foot depth and something half-again as deep.

Obama also spent his time investing in shovels instead of ladders.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643949

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Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: Texacon on May 04, 2012, 10:59:14 AM
I would respond;

See, there's your problem.  You asked for a ladder and one was given to you.  I would just start digging a set of stairs until I reached the top.

KC
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 11:06:58 AM
The problem is, Obama didn't give you a ladder. He gave you a shovel.
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 11:22:44 AM
Dude wanted a taller adder. I for one would not look for a tall adder as a means for getting out of a deep hole.
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 04, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
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LuckyTheDog (5,308 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

blah, blah, blah...

yak, yak, yak...

That's the situation Obama was in back in early 2009. The hole was deeper than anyone realized.

And what is the moral of this clever little hybrid bouncy boys and girls?

It's all Bush's fault.
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: vesta111 on May 04, 2012, 12:28:44 PM
And what is the moral of this clever little hybrid bouncy boys and girls?

It's all Bush's fault.

Ever been stuck in an elevator what to do after an hour of waiting ???

Just sit on the floor and wait to be rescured, or help others climb up to remove the cealing and climb out to check things out and find a way out.

Was a time when kids went elevator hopping, they rode on one and jumped on the top of another  that was decending., or asending , great fun for the drunk kids that had on a  Friday  no date.

Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 12:31:04 PM
vesta derail alert !
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 04, 2012, 12:35:34 PM
This just in: Obama is too ****ing stupid to spot the difference between a 10-foot depth and something half-again as deep.

Obama also spent his time investing in shovels instead of ladders.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643949

Dammit SSB, you took the words right out of mouth.  What kind of brain-dead idiot mistakes a shovel for a ladder?
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 04, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
This just in: Obama is too ****ing stupid to spot the difference between a 10-foot depth and something half-again as deep.

Obama also spent his time investing in shovels instead of ladders.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643949

I love it.  Bush was an idiot who destroyed everything.  That's what we were told in 2008.  If we just elected the Obamessiah, the seas would recede and we'd have skittles-shitting unicorns.  Now that he's in office and he's failed to deliver on his promises, it isn't his fault.  No, it's because Bush apparently destroyed MORE than JUST everything.  Don't ask me how it's possible or how it even makes sense.  Ask a DUmmie.
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: Gina on May 04, 2012, 12:45:06 PM
Ever been stuck in an elevator what to do after an hour of waiting ???

Just sit on the floor and wait to be rescured, or help others climb up to remove the cealing and climb out to check things out and find a way out.

Was a time when kids went elevator hopping, they rode on one and jumped on the top of another  that was decending., or asending , great fun for the drunk kids that had on a  Friday  no date.



I start cutting silent one's and looking at the guy next to me.
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: njpines on May 04, 2012, 01:00:43 PM
Dude wanted a taller adder. I for one would not look for a tall adder as a means for getting out of a deep hole.

Perhaps the Black Adder could give you a boost?

(http://webspace.webring.com/people/lb/blackadderhomepage/blackadder2.jpg)
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
Perhaps the Black Adder could give you a boost?

(http://webspace.webring.com/people/lb/blackadderhomepage/blackadder2.jpg)
Well done :-)
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 04, 2012, 02:54:20 PM
I love it.  Bush was an idiot who destroyed everything.  That's what we were told in 2008.  If we just elected the Obamessiah, the seas would recede and we'd have skittles-shitting unicorns.  Now that he's in office and he's failed to deliver on his promises, it isn't his fault.  No, it's because Bush apparently destroyed MORE than JUST everything.  Don't ask me how it's possible or how it even makes sense.  Ask a DUmmie.

Yep, "W" was sooooooooooooo stooooopid he ruined the Bummers first term! ****in' amazing, seein' as how the messiah is the smartest guy on the planet!
Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: Freeper on May 04, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
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Elevator speech: What I tell people when they say "the stimulus failed"

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Suppose you are in what you think is a 10-foot hole. You ask for a 10-foot ladder to get you out. But then you find out the hole is really 15 feet deep.

Well, the lesson to be learned from that isn't that ladders don't work. If you climb to the top, you're still 10 feet higher than when you started. The lesson to be learned is that you need a taller adder.

That's the situation Obama was in back in early 2009. The hole was deeper than anyone realized. We needed a taller ladder. But if the GOP had their way, we would have just dug the hole deeper.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643949

In other words, Bush snuck in and cut 5 feet off the ladder.  :lmao:

They are desperate.

Title: Re: Out: Grocery store check-out lines; In: elevators!
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 10:10:27 PM
Yep, "W" was sooooooooooooo stooooopid he ruined the Bummers first term! ****in' amazing, seein' as how the messiah is the smartest guy on the planet!
Yes, and owebuma begged for the job. Now he has it, now he owns it, now he should put up or shut up.